₦airaland Forum

I don't know how people think, how can that Musa of a person even have the code, if bank give you ATM card, the front desk guy or girl dey get access to your pin? Lie lie of the highest Order, tell me another story.

APC is blinded by an illiterate, thief and tent tent Percher, so be wise, vote wisely, GEJ all the way.

Vote Gej, vote Ifanyi Ugwuanyi, vote Chimaroke Nnamani, for continuity.

Why are my dating her if I can not marry her, I go for the best incase handball is done, you gonna be proud of it.

Funny

Alright

daviyjones:
I will love to show all the ladies in the world my joystick.

Cc falconey

me way be say as you enter room I don comot cloth stand gidigba.

valboy20:
correct, that was the last war, he was a bus ticket seller

Linda ikeji disseminating lies just for traffic sake. SMH

no mind them

streetzdreamz:
if true,then nairaland has lost its respect for credible news,the other day a thread was up about a lady whoose boobs was cut off by area boys in calabar with d pictures,where in actual fact the incidence happened last year in Ado-Ekiti,she was found walking aimlessly with that deep cut and almost unclad,she was later covered up by the pple around, and according to what I heard the lady died some days later,y'al should stop posting gory images with silly stories just to attract traffic dis aint facebook.

my brother look at that pic well, do the road look like SA? I dey tell you what I saw with my eyes and even the vidoe was shared too, our local television even show am for news, don't mind this guys with nonsense stories.

niceangel:
taaaaa! Close ur mouth. This one na ibu'nadazi. Na first list confirm chairman. Na SA be that. Na because say u the topography ur mi d don run go ESBS

I don't blame you, you have a goat brain, I dey tell you something I know, and your trying to rant your dirty chewing stick mouth.

[quote author=greggng post=31904532][/quote]am very sure of that, and can even search for the vidoe too.

BIG LIE, tht guy was killed in Enugu esbs junction, by cultist, no dey deceive people abeg, he is an aye member and was killed, close to top rank hotel.

I see nothing wrong doing that.

Wait make I kiss my indomie

Mbaka will always be my spiritual father come rain come sun.

Lie lie, how many Nigerian politicians u hear see broke

Nope your not, your just the most handsome gay, gay, slut. Asshole. Bastardized son of a lesbian Ewu.

owobokiri:

Na ur mouth go kill u

@ topic:
I will take her serious when she cooks okpa red at 9th mile Enugu. .

thanks so much, her pose alone to tell you say she never enter kitchen

Went to buy something today, only to spot this coca cola drink, please can someone verify this for me.

I wish I can stop smoking as well

Welcome development

mhizenugu:
foolish being, Its you and your entire wretched family that will get killed from feb the 15th, 2015.. what I'm I saying?? Infact from tomorrow which happens to be the 15th too.. You will lose somebody dear to you(heart) that's if you even have any!! Bastard!! May you never know peace!!

leave the stupid son of a 30 fathers, born fool, I pray that nothing good will ever come your way all the days of your life.

realnaijaa:
My dear u are right .people tend to forget that the military is also an institution. They tend to forget that the same buhari went through the various military training institutes .this is the same man that almost destroyed the chadian govt for supporting insurgency in nigeria. He destroyed the rebels and was just some short distance to the chadian capital. The govt was saved only due to diplomatic measures.

and where is the certificate awarded to him to show that he attended the said military training?

jboy73:
1. Don't Sleep with headphones on.. You might get deaf before you wake.

2. Don't drink before you sleep... You might kill someone in your dream.

3. For teenagers: Of your phone b4 u sleep.
You parents might wake before you, and decide
to check and quit the noise that's coming from ur
Phone, Only to find out its the blue filmm you
Didn't pause.. After wanking that night.

4. Don't Mistakenly go to bed near your female cousin.
Your Mr corck might control the whole night.

5. Don't smoke skunk b4 going to bed.
You might wakeup a mad man the next day.

hehehe nice one, i think your high on skunk before writing

babyosisi:
Dem for call am Ogbu nama 1
Or aka n'eme suya 1

Na dat one I fit understand

my brother i tire oooo, title my ass.

day dreamers

oburo so ogbu agu, ma ogbu oke one

Mine is really funny because I was beating black and blue, by the reverend sister, it started with a sweet lacream girl called melvina, wrote her a love letter funny attached some pictures of me and money lol, after delivering the letter through my friend ifeanyi, I don't know what happened but came to morning assembly and I was called on the stage, when I came out the reverend sister gave me a 2 page long note to read loud to my fellow students and staffs which I did, after which the rained hell on me, funny the girl was crying, after the hot lashes, I was giving 2 weeks suspension, when I got home my father gave me another changed school for me.