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Why hugging her after sex, when your suppose to drink a cold water and a jumbo of weed.

You have got me on all this man. Can't wait for 18th to get into that plane.

JUST FOR FUN: Can you guess who the Nigerian governor behind the Spider Man mask is?

AnonyNymous:

MySpace don die na
They the website still dey?

I no no, I remember Na around 08-010 lol

AnonyNymous:
No, its MySpace

You be old show G

Seun and all those fools that ban me thunder fire all of una. May you people be addicted to porn movies. Amen. Ban me again fools.
Aluohia.

I do my oyibo police small magic, him still the run from me since last year. The magic is, I hide money on my belt and told him to search me and take everything from my pocket that I can make withdrawal on the ATM machine without card or anything. He actually gave me 12 kilometers away from his house or he will arrest me.

My white girlfriend dey cook egusi, Okro, soup and she dey blow broken. She dey go African market go buy stuffs. Na only hot pepped soup way wan carry me go prison.

Let me tell you why. Because our Nigerian girls know what we know I that part of the word.
Once they come into your life, they as good as the said whites. The honest truth is that African man do not want his wife to have 100% freedom and right. In western world it's not like that. Women first before men. Just girlfriend alone can make your life a living hell.
Girlfriend can give you 25 kilometers away from the house you paid for or owned. Take all you worked for and they is nothing you will do.
Last. A real Nigerian man eats Nigerian food even if you live in the moon. We speak Nigerian language even if you are in the sun. And our mind is always home. We always like to go to the Ruth of everything. Check family members, check life of family members, sickness and educational value too. But abroad it's hard to get all this.
Hope o helped you.
I tell you one thing, am still much in contact with my Nigerian babe even tho I have all the cute and classy whites and blacks females.

Great history

Last night was all fun. Was there live and direct

Let me remind this old fool that gays and lesbians who are into entertainment outside the shore of Nigeria makes more wave than straights in Nigeria.

Was there life

patriotic9jaboy:
Reno is a fool who likes to talk too much. Why the Efcc and Dss allows him to work free is still a surprise. He is a staunch critic of this government and deserves to be arrested and probed for corruption. I hope he is whisked away to kuje prison soon. Useless parrot

Are you telling me that once you talk ill of this government, they gonna arrest and detain you in kuje or kirikiri abi even when the person did not commit any crime.

I swear I still get tribal mark from my mom because of love letter. Funny still dating the same girl till date.

Cha I snap picture for that bridge tire no aka oru then

My iPhone 7 is landing today

This Xmas Nigerian here I come, 042 I can't wait

If you get 6 missed calls from your PASTOR, 5 missed calls from your LOVER, 4 missed calls from your MUM, 3 missed calls from your BOSS and 1 missed call from your BANK MANAGER who will you call back first and why?

How person go take enjoy Nigeria for Christmas

HAH:
Another conduit, what have the following development banks like federal morgage bank, federal mortgage finance Ltd, urban bank development bank , Bank of agriculture, and export import bank bank achieved that we want to creat another bank if it is that necessary use the existing banks for the development not to create new one

All I see is they are trying to create job forthe boys

It's just another way of islamizing Nigeria, note this date, that bank will be funded by Nazi bank.

Please I want to name my dogs as fellow, the bulldog buhari, my Rott APC then my small chiwa Ashia. I just need who go hold this dogs for me make I take turn give them medal and snap them.

chyna4luv:
No wonder....The guy had the guts to behave that way. Student irrespective of who you are, you cant use that word(I will deal with you at the lodge) talk more of in main campus and go free.

Anyway, I am not sure if there is anti cult in Atani campus, all the same, from Oko to Atani is not more than 1hr 30minutes, if you have a friend in main campus who can help with anti cult phone number, am sure they can come arraign the guy. Those guys(anti cult) hmmm....dia eyes dey red always, they hate that word(threat), how i wish is main campus, na the guy go vacate the school himself.

If you cant get anti cult number, you may just apologize to the guy as the adviser said afterall, I am sure you have less than 2 to 3months to become a graduate.

Less I forget, please remove ur profile pics for security reasons.

God will lead you.

Regards.

Chyna

Bros all this grammar way you de speak, your anti cult or SARS nodey work for the place I graduated from ESUTH if you Bleep up you don F up, the best way is to make up, plead with the guy and get your shit solved because you can get him arrested and his men will make your life a living hell.

Be careful who you transact wirh

Upload the vin number please

Some immigration officers at the port of entry are crazy sometimes, my friend was arrested and detained for 10 days because his school did not pick call when they where called.

Wait 450 dollars is how much again in Naira?

VolTOxic:
[color=maroon]With the security tension in the nation...
What on earth made him not to stop? [/color]

When he was told to stop, not that he did not stop.

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