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Celebrities › Re: M.I And Omotoyosi Amuludun, The ''Tallest'' Man by chekasforchekas: 3:44pm On Dec 18, 2015

rheether:
I will never get married to a short guy not even Jude Abaga.

make I take you out today naa, I tall small.

Politics › Re: EFCC: Metuh Has Cases To Answer, Says His Alarm Was Unnecessary by chekasforchekas: 8:17am On Dec 18, 2015

So our security outfits are now a public media outfit that will pass informations before investigations, interesting.

Business › Re: Naira Situation Worsens, Falls To N270/$ by chekasforchekas: 7:21am On Dec 18, 2015

Omo I get transact today abeg ooo dey go up

Romance › Re: The Reply Her Boyfriend Gave After Sex With Her by chekasforchekas: 7:18am On Dec 18, 2015

EroticAngelina:
eyha wicked boy.

the way u treat other girls is the way ur sister shall be treated! say amen

no allow me swear for you, ok respect yor small age.

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Politics › Re: Crowd At Port-Harcourt Airport To Welcome Wike From Abuja (Photos) by chekasforchekas: 7:17am On Dec 18, 2015

The blood of an Aro can never sick in a ship.

Family › Re: My Wife Slept With Another Man, What Should I Do? by chekasforchekas: 12:03pm On Dec 16, 2015

Poison her and marry another woman.

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Education › Re: NANS Calls For The Revocation Of "Dr." Buhari's Degree, Insists It's Fraudulent by chekasforchekas: 6:27am On Dec 16, 2015

Dhelake:
The same Nans that has been defending Saraki??

That gave Buruji Kashamu their man of the year award?

This same rubbish organization that gave late president Musa Yaradua
An award even when ASUU was on strike??

Lol.... Just Lol

Ask your self this questions and solve the puzzle your self, from which university did Yaradua get his doctorate, and even kashamu, what was they qualifications before the award was giving to them? Note the university that gave Mr. Buhari the cert have never graduated a PhD holde for once, and is not even accredited so my friend read.

Politics › Re: Femi Kayode On The Treatment Given To Ex-NIMASA DG After Court by chekasforchekas: 3:27pm On Dec 15, 2015

Show me that one person on niaraland that will get power today and not steal.

Celebrities › Re: Flavour's Guitarist Fiokee's Car Robbed In Lekki (photo) by chekasforchekas: 3:20pm On Dec 15, 2015

eleojo23:
Na wa o!
Let me share this here once more.

A man in Malawi calls his son in South Africa last week & says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough".
"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in USA and tell her".
Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this".
She calls home immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"I told you, it's done! They are coming home for Christmas"

Good day all.

Have to add this too, my father called m days ego telling me that he will be coming to Malay to see what we do and how we live life there, as am writing this my things are well packed, because I dey come 9ja tomorrow tomorrow.

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Nairaland General › Re: This Is What Someone Begging For Money In The Church Through Whatsapp got (pix) by chekasforchekas: 12:47pm On Dec 15, 2015

Seun have succeeded by pushing all the baifrans that's keeping this forum alive, because APC government paid you abi, don't worry Dansuki will soon name you, look at rubbish tred.

Autos › Re: ####### Xmas Awoof tokunbo 010/2011 Honda Accord...price 1.799m Fixed Price by chekasforchekas: 9:42am On Dec 14, 2015

Interested in this ship is it tok or 9ja used, where is your head office located.

Family › Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by chekasforchekas: 8:07am On Dec 14, 2015

Tell that dude your hungry that you need more food. Get a motel and flogg the shit out. Shorttime.

Romance › Re: Boobs: Why Men Will Continue To Be Babies In The Hands Of Women! by chekasforchekas: 8:02am On Dec 14, 2015

Chai if you never slide your diki in between that bobby then you never had it big, I dry come 9ja this week ooo, Uche wait for me ooo.

Crime › Re: Nigerian Crime Group Linked With 500 Jeeps Stolen In Canada This Year by chekasforchekas: 3:02pm On Dec 12, 2015

He who no go, nogo no, don't blame the rout that you have never followed because every crime you see in a foreign land is carried out by the citizens while we 9ja is just the brain behind it. Shikina.

Politics › Re: Nairaland Says No To Secessionists by chekasforchekas: 7:24am On Dec 11, 2015

Seun in as much as I have not commented on this Biafra thing or topics on here, I believe that this is the worst move of the century, my brother one Nigeria but remember that your a business man and your business is not only for Nigerians but for the whole world, you better get that straight bro before you bring more hate to this amazing forum.

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Family › Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by chekasforchekas: 10:45pm On Dec 10, 2015

First is the guy fat, and what's the guys lifestyle when you guys where dating, see some guys did not really enjoy they youthful age so most cases they are shy. If may sound silly but guys you can attest that most girls will not even have sex with the light on, and most before you remove they cloths they gonna close they eyes till your done, most will not even near the rest room talk more of taking shower with you, most get small bobby and will not remove that bra any how lol just saying oooo. It apply to everyone, just talk with your hubby and sort things out, a happy home is a home that they I honesty and understanding.

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Autos › Re: TESTED & TRUSTED.... Cotonuo Cars Delivered By Tadeus by chekasforchekas: 11:42am On Dec 10, 2015

Oga tad please I need 08 Camry xle nag system, full option ASAP what's the price

Phones › Re: 17 Things That Are Too Real For Iphone Users In Nigeria by chekasforchekas: 9:55am On Dec 10, 2015

bluntspade:
how i customized my car key because of my sim card

my brother help a brother with that pin, I don borrow earring tire

Phones › Re: 17 Things That Are Too Real For Iphone Users In Nigeria by chekasforchekas: 9:53am On Dec 10, 2015

LEAFLET:
. Igm detected!!

what's that brother

Phones › Re: 17 Things That Are Too Real For Iphone Users In Nigeria by chekasforchekas: 8:53am On Dec 10, 2015

Me I will use apple even iPhone 7 at one million naira. Before you quote me note that I don't mostly use it to answer calls or exchange numbers, I use it mostly for business and it pays well so just be informed that most people that use iPhones have Nokia torch they use as well. Just my point.

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Culture › Re: The Igbo And Culture Of Apprenticeship by chekasforchekas: 8:13am On Dec 10, 2015

Brother you will be blessed, my father used me as a money bag at the age of 8 to 10 if am not mistaking, Na me the carry the money whenever we are making any order before draft was introduced, At 15 to 17 I have 3 trucks giving to me by my father to manage, I swear I dey university at 19 21 but I spend more time managing my trucks than I spend in skull, at 24 to 26 I traveled to Asia to bring in goods from the savings I made remember I was paying my father but still saved anough to travel to Asia, I will never leave business never.

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Celebrities › Re: Fans React Over Iyanya's Use Of A Semi-Unclad Lady For A Video Shoot (pics) by chekasforchekas: 7:41am On Dec 10, 2015

Funny enough the vidoe is on te final stage, the girl is not even there, it's just the rehearsal and auditioning.

Crime › Re: Man Jailed For Life Over Drug Trafficking by chekasforchekas: 7:27am On Dec 10, 2015

Keneking:
Great

- Lawrence Aluagu? A Nigerian?
- Federal High Court is really transmitting the CHANGE effect
- Can the Nigerian appeal?

200grammes is really small that you can flush this in a kitchen sink

Omo Na pinch be that naa, the guy for chew the stuff. Case close.

Politics › Re: Anyim Pius Anyim Seeks Buhari's Protection: 'They Are After Me' by chekasforchekas: 7:07am On Dec 10, 2015

Beg and protection

Culture › Re: Emir Sanusi And Daughter In England (Photo) by chekasforchekas: 7:00am On Dec 10, 2015

iteleaye:
Emir dey wear Guiseppe Zanotti

What happen to all the hausa palm slippers and those moon facing shoes Aladin used to wear...

My brother him for wear the tyre shoe naa

Get your Guiseppe Zanotti rhinestone loafers @ www.dapperyo u.com

Food › Re: 5 Foods That Helps In Increasing Sperm Count. by chekasforchekas: 6:57am On Dec 10, 2015

Mine is too much even, and your writing on how to increase it.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Photo: Donald Trump Now Being Compared To Adolf Hitler Over Statement by chekasforchekas: 6:53am On Dec 10, 2015

If it's Nnamdi Kalu it will be a treasonable offense.

Politics › Re: Probe Sports Minister, Danlong, He Dresses Like A Cultist – HURIWA Tells Buhari by chekasforchekas: 12:25pm On Nov 27, 2015

OZAOEKPE:
ALORA RULESSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Dedicated to all the lobas out there, may your sea be rough, Amin.

Hehehe you go skul? Son of 30 fathers.

Politics › Re: Buhari At The Opening Of CHOGM In Malta (Photos) by chekasforchekas: 12:05pm On Nov 27, 2015

Na queen Eliza be that with Wayn.

Business › Re: Pics Of An Ogun State Based Babalawo Who Advertises His Business Online Go Viral by chekasforchekas: 7:37am On Nov 27, 2015

Na lie, his name is Odi da dollar, search it on fb now.

Celebrities › Re: See The Most Beautiful Selfie In Nigeria? (photos) by chekasforchekas: 1:07pm On Nov 21, 2015

Ezinne Akudo mmmmm, girls shia, as I pack my bags to enter 9ja may my plane no cross Sinai or any Isis root IJN amen

Travel › Re: 10 Ways Nigerians With Incomplete Document Survive Abroad by chekasforchekas: 1:03pm On Nov 21, 2015

Well I don't really believe in all this, mine is have accent and dress like ndi Obodo and your good, your color alone is a bad signal especially in Asia.

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