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Romance / Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by chibabe259(f): 6:11am On Nov 15, 2017
lefulefu:

nothing much my bro.am cool cheesy...ehn chibabe is just looking 4 trouble..datz all grin.

lefulefu make you reason this matter well naa.
Romance / Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by chibabe259(f): 6:04am On Nov 15, 2017
Angel1696:
girl may your mouth not kill u

For saying the truth right?
Romance / Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by chibabe259(f): 6:03am On Nov 15, 2017
goldedprince:

Too bad, once I land naija next week, we can give ourselves a try if you are in Lagos. No be mouth, no smoke or drink, I will Bleep u for knew whole day nonstop. When u jam guys like me wey go cum and still dey hard continue second round then u go know say some people are born for sex


Lol, that's what they always say.
Romance / Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by chibabe259(f): 11:05pm On Nov 14, 2017
donstan18:


Sounds like it's been long you reached orgasm.

Right?
lol,
Romance / Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by chibabe259(f): 11:02pm On Nov 14, 2017
ChiefPiiko:
if your libido is too high buy cassava and solve your problem by yourself undecided


Coming from a man

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Romance / Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by chibabe259(f): 11:00pm On Nov 14, 2017
donstan18:



On a serious note.

You seems to be the type of ladies who begs men to make them reach orgasm, Then when the time comes, they'll still be the ones screaming and pleading for the man to take it easy that they were raped when they were 2years old.

How many women have you driven to orgasm without any enhancement?

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Romance / Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by chibabe259(f): 10:58pm On Nov 14, 2017
lefulefu:
Breathing like a lizard that was pushed off from an iroko treecheesy...my belle oocheesy



This is how they boasts off bed.

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Romance / Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by chibabe259(f): 10:51pm On Nov 14, 2017
Chybeibe:
Hahahahahahaha. E pain you die.
Make you reason am naa,
Romance / Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by chibabe259(f): 10:47pm On Nov 14, 2017
donstan18:
Are you a borehole?

Lol, seems you're a suspect here.

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Romance / Re: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by chibabe259(f): 10:45pm On Nov 14, 2017
olihilistic:
Someone just fvcked you and he didn't give you orgasm ??
Do you need my whatsapp digits??


Hope this is not undiluted chest beat?

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Romance / Re: Wife Seeks Divorce Over Husband's Failing Manhood by chibabe259(f): 10:41pm On Nov 14, 2017
optional1:






you must still stick to the vows if you are a believer who believe in miracles

First thing first. You must tell your wife to be your condition down there.
Romance / Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by chibabe259(f): 10:39pm On Nov 14, 2017
Any man that cannot drive a woman to Orgasm naturally, is a walking corpse. Such men should be ashamed of themselves.
I call them 'dead men in the other room'. Some of them can make mouth of how they gonna handle a woman as if their dicks are in their mouths but when the jungle matures, you'll see them breathing like a lizard that was pushed off from an Iroko tree. Pls men, stop making mouth go and take care of yourselves. My little advice.

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Romance / Re: Wife Seeks Divorce Over Husband's Failing Manhood by chibabe259(f): 10:09pm On Nov 14, 2017
optional1:

where are those vows couples make on their wedding day in the altar of God also in presence of many witness..




When the man didn't disclose the condition of his joystick to the woman, what do you expect?.
Romance / Wife Seeks Divorce Over Husband's Failing Manhood by chibabe259(f): 10:03pm On Nov 14, 2017
A 32-year-old woman, Kate Ude, has prayed an FCT High Court, Jabi to dissolve her four-year-old marriage to her husband, Michael Ude, over malfunctioning of his manhood.


Part of the petitioner’s prayers before Justice Vera Venda, was to declare that there was no marriage in the first place between them.

Kate alleged that Michael’s manhood always have inconsistent erection and that anytime the manhood becomes erect, he ejaculates within few seconds which was not expected of a real man.

She also alleged that the man did not make known his health status before the consummation of the marriage which took place in Calabar, Cross River, in 2014.

The petitioner also said that during her traditional marriage, Michael did not show up as he was represented by his younger brother.

Kate also said that it was at the registry that she got to know him very well and prayed the court to nullify the marriage.

In his response, Michael who also filed a cross petition to divorce the woman, denied all the allegations, when cross examined by the petitioner’s lawyer, Mr Ishaka Awaliene.

“The non-erection of my manhood is not regular, it is just that l am not always in the mood whenever she is in the mood. I don’t use any enhancement drugs for sex as she alleged,’’ he said.

Ude also told the court that there was a period in June 28, 2014, when Kate left his house that she was no longer interested in the marriage.

According to Michael, she later came back after some months and decided to leave again.

He said that his family made a lot of efforts to unite them, but instead of her yielding to the calls; she resorted to insulting his family through text messages.

Justice Venda adjourned the matter until Feb. 6, 2018 for adoption of final written addresses from both parties.
Romance / Re: Just Broke Up! Need A girl friend In Uyo by chibabe259(f): 5:30pm On Nov 14, 2017
BentiBenti:
hahahahaha.. You crazy! I need true love dear, it ain't all abt sex.. So I didn't see the need to drop that


Now I know why she left you......lies
Romance / Re: Just Broke Up! Need A girl friend In Uyo by chibabe259(f): 5:21pm On Nov 14, 2017
BentiBenti:
I'm serious dear.. Not what u thinking at all.. For the CV ish abeg


Why didn't you add the length, width of you dick, or do you think girls don't deserve to know this.
Politics / Re: Buhari Using NEPA Bill As Secondary School Certificate - Femi Fani-Kayode by chibabe259(f): 5:01pm On Nov 14, 2017
FATALITY
Romance / Re: Just Broke Up! Need A girl friend In Uyo by chibabe259(f): 4:59pm On Nov 14, 2017
BentiBenti:
Maximum age is 22 abeg.

I'm 24..

I live alone..

400 level undergraduate (engr)

I'm not broke and I'm not rich

I talk and laugh alot...

I'm too romantic

I kiss alot.. Don't apply if u don't brush ur teeth

I'm not short and I'm not tall

Mbok can't type much..

Just send me a pm

Take this your MUMU CV to the nearest market junction there are a lot of sluts around there that will fall for this.
Politics / Re: The 2018 Budget Proposal Is Worse Than Nonsense- Jide Akintunde by chibabe259(f): 4:47pm On Nov 14, 2017
A government that contradicts itself can't stand the test of time.... Hmmmmm.

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Romance / Re: Fan Confesses To Masturbating To Maheeda's Nude Pictures by chibabe259(f): 4:40pm On Nov 14, 2017
Hian
Politics / Re: IPOB Threatens To Attack President Buhari In South-East (Video, Photos) by chibabe259(f): 1:54pm On Nov 14, 2017
Propaganda 101

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Politics / Re: Radio Biafra Sacks Nnamdi Kanu As IPOB Leader by chibabe259(f): 1:52pm On Nov 14, 2017
ngwababe:

Chibabe what is it na Lol
Dear there's no problem.
Politics / Re: Radio Biafra Sacks Nnamdi Kanu As IPOB Leader by chibabe259(f): 1:43pm On Nov 14, 2017
jy2kbeyond:


Made in India. My guy you fake pass china


Trying so hard to be relevant....try harder. Your advances through your alternate handle has been ignored severally hence your anger. Only those in a race for stupidity falls for you.lol.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Buhari Arrives Ebonyi State by chibabe259(f): 1:28pm On Nov 14, 2017
Sorry Ipob

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Politics / Re: Assassination Report: Wike Was 400 Meters Away From Scene – Rivers Police by chibabe259(f): 8:11am On Nov 14, 2017
Tell me something, you mean your bullet can't get him at that distance?

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Politics / Re: Anambra Election: Army Arrests IPOB Members With Anti-Anambra Election Flyers by chibabe259(f): 8:07am On Nov 14, 2017
yarimo:
That is very commendable from the nigeria army, please arrest and deals with any IPOB terrorist member that attempt to disturb the peace of any nigerians.


Hmmmm
Politics / Re: Radio Biafra Sacks Nnamdi Kanu As IPOB Leader by chibabe259(f): 7:55am On Nov 14, 2017
jy2kbeyond:


After checking your profile I discovered a lot. Real niggas stay scarce mehn!


Are you pained that radio biafra sacked your boss?. Anyway, thanks for your new found job... checking my profile.

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Politics / Re: Presidency Reverses Okoi Obono-Obla's Suspension by chibabe259(f): 7:30am On Nov 14, 2017
Nigerian govnt as unstable as water.

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Politics / Re: Biafra: Buhari Won't Return Alive In His Visit To South East - IPOB Threatens by chibabe259(f): 4:47pm On Nov 13, 2017
This is undiluted CHEST BEAT taken too far.

To restrict the movement of a sitting president...... Hmmm

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Maduagwu To Freeze: We Will Listen To You On Tithe If You Fix Your Marriage by chibabe259(f): 4:20pm On Nov 13, 2017
aribisala0:

Offerings are mentioned very frequently in Judaism. One of the commonest was the guilt offering
The guilt offering is to be slaughtered in the place where the burnt offering is slaughtered, and its blood is to be splashed against the sides of the altar.

— Leviticus 7:2

Offerings typically were animals offered

as so called
SIN OFFERING
Laws for Sin Offerings
1Then the LORD spoke to Moses, saying, 2"Speak to the sons of Israel, saying, 'If a person sins unintentionally in any of the things which the LORD has commanded not to be done, and commits any of them, 3if the anointed priest sins so as to bring guilt on the people, then let him offer to the LORD a bull without defect as a sin offering for the sin he has committed


Burnt offerings
During the First Temple and Second Temple periods, the burnt offering was a twice-daily animal sacrifice offered on the altar in the temple in Jerusalem that was completely consumed by fire. The skin of the animal, however, was not burnt but given to the priests respective of their priestly division. These skins are listed as one of the twenty-four priestly gifts in Tosefta Halla.
I would like to believe that Chritianity has obviated the need for burnt offerings .I stand to be corrected
WOMEN OFFERINGS
The offerings following childbirth as described in the Book of Leviticus, 12.
Thank offering and its accompanying meal offering following recovery from illness or danger.
The Passover sacrifice on Passover. Women could offer the sacrifice and hold a Passover Seder themselves if they wished, even if married.
Sin offerings or guilt offerings in atonement for transgressions and unintentional errors.
Offerings relevant to fulfillment of, or transgression of, the Nazirite vow.
Offerings following cure from certain diseases and unusual bodily discharges.
No where is it about REGULARLY giving MONEY to priests at 10% of income


The trouble is people go aroun claiming to be Christians but never read the bible and rely on others to tell them what is in the bible


Trash
Celebrities / Re: Uche Maduagwu To Freeze: We Will Listen To You On Tithe If You Fix Your Marriage by chibabe259(f): 2:01pm On Nov 13, 2017
anonimi:

Are you no longer a Christian?

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A child that insults Her Moma should be beaten, it's not a sin.
Celebrities / Re: Uche Maduagwu To Freeze: We Will Listen To You On Tithe If You Fix Your Marriage by chibabe259(f): 1:52pm On Nov 13, 2017
anonimi:

Have you told that to Oyedepo, Adeboye, Oyakhilome, Cjris Okotie etc? Abi mouth dey pain you for their side ni? Mental slavery is the worst type of slavery surely.

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