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IamLEGEND1:
wake me up when you post the picture

OK SIR

A friend of mine told me if i have seen the picture of the huge snake that was killed today in lagos? From her demonstration, i thought is one of her numerous joke that such huge snake does not exist, Not untill i saw the pictures circulating online.
The Huge snake was found around the Aboju area of Festac and was killed by some group of men this early morning. I heard it took them hours to kill as the snake is trying to fight back but since the place is too small for the snake he could not move so much........SEE THE PHOTOS HERE

My name is Nkechi, I reside in Lokoja in Kogi State, I am a young girl of 26years, tall, fair, has a nice and attractive b.o.o.b.s, an average backside, wonderful hips etc., infact I have every asset that can make a man go gaga. I am a choir mistress in my church, a devoted member who will do anything to be in church every Sunday, choir rehearsal, midweek services, etc.
It all started on December, 2014, I was ill, it started slowly but after some days it became so serious that my mother had to rush me to the General Hospital, it was typhoid fever and it nearly killed me, I was always feeling heat and extremely hot in the hospital that most of the time I will lie naked with only my bra and panties. On a Friday of that week , my pastor visited me to pray for me, when he arrived I was asleep and my mother had gone out to get me food, he saw her going out when he was coming in and he told her he will wait for her to return.
I was weak, feeling sleepy but not really sleeping, I could feel that someone just entered my private ward but was too weak to open my eyes, soon I heard the person pray for me, I could recognise the voice, it was my Pastor and he was praying seriously, after a while I did not hear his voice again, I slowly now opened my eyes probably thinking that he had gone, on opening my eyes I saw him starring seriously at my legs, scanning all my body through in seconds, I looked down on his trousers and I could see his d.i.c.k. pushing itself up.
This was absurd, I closed my eyes again so he will not notice that I have seen him, the more he stood there the more he lost control, after a while he started praying again and this time laid his hands on my tummy, after a while his hands left my tummy to my b.o.o.b.s, wow this is surprising I thought but I was too weak to get up or open my eyes, is he really praying or using prayer as a way of touching my body? I asked myself, well I could not give myself an answer so I said to myself, what ever he has in mind I will know soon.
By now he was fully laying whole of my b.o.o.b.s and started handling them while still praying.......CONTINUE READING PART 2 HERE

taiocol:
See this Ewu Gambia
What tribe do you think I hail from. The Thunder don already add you for queue

I can't even imagin how this robot entered this place

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ikbnice:
Na wetin dey sweet man chop dey kill am. RIP pastor if it pleases u.

All i can say is that some mens does'nt know how to control there private part...
I FORGOT TO TEL pastor TO GREET SATAN FOR US(nt me)

Indeed, wonders shall never end! A pastor from Cross River State, identified as Pastor Oliver Akpan has been stabbed to death by a woman who claims he tried to r*pe her during a deliverance session.
According to reports, Pastor Akpan, married with six children, had long been suspected to sleep with some of his church members, both the married ones and the single ladies but unfortunately for him he met his match in the woman identified as Mrs. Ekamma, who is also married with two children.
Mrs Ekamma had gone to the Pastor to seek help over some spiritual attack she was facing and Pastor Akpan had recommended a three day dry fasting for the woman to be carried out in the church and on the final day, have a spiritual bath to ward off the evil spirit.
After going through the fast, the pastor led the woman to a stream to have the spiritual bath…
But he had other ideas in mind as he was said to have told the woman that part of the bath included having s*x with her but when she refused, he attempted to forcefully have his way with another man’s wife.
As the woman tried to free herself, she allegedly picked up a sharp stick and stabbed him in the stomach, before running to the village to alert other members of the community.
By the time they got to the spot, the wounded pastor had lost consciousness as he bled profusely. He was rushed to a hospital where doctors confirmed he died before he was brought in
The woman was initially arrested by police but was released on bail while investigation is still on going.

Source:-
http://lackeynet.wapka.mobi/forum2_theme_112130710.xhtml?tema=7

My name is Chinyere, am 43-years, I got married to a man of 60years after my first husband died, we moved to Owerri together with my new husband and have been staying there since. My husband told me he had a son (David) from his first wife and that he was studying in Ghana.
Last year, the son came back from Ghana after completing his studies, I can remember that day I was alone at home, my husband gave him my number so he could be able to locate our address since my husband was in Port Harcourt that day for a business meeting.
David called me around 2pm “hello, mummy, I am in Owerri but cannot locate the address, I asked him to give his taxi driver the phone, I described the address for him and in 30minutes he was knocking on the door.
I was wearing a short gown with no bra and panties, I was feeling very free maybe almost thinking that David was my son so there was nothing there to hide, I opened the door and behold standing before me was a cute, dark, tall and extremely handsome gentleman on suit, I was amazed at his appearance that I was speechless for about 10 seconds, he was also starring at me probably because of my dress
Well though I am a woman of 43years, I have good shape, my apples are erect and heavy, my nlppIes are irresistible, I also have a serious inviting backside. After 10 seconds he broke the silence, “oh good afternoon mummy, how are you? I replied “wow!!!! It is so nice to see you, welcome”. I ushered him in and showed him his room while I went to prepare lunch for him. In less than 30minutes my husband came back, so we all had lunch together.
Throughout the lunch time, my heart was beating fast, my whole body was yearning for this irresistible young man. I have been having love making issues with my husband lately, I have complained to him but in being realistic there is nothing much a man of 60 years can offer in love making. I love wild and hot love making. But I had to adjust myself since my husband could not offer me that, most times I had to touch myself so I could sleep, I also bought an artificial p3nis, this is how I have been satisfying myself and keeping myself in the marriage.
After the lunch, David told us his experiences in Ghana, his plans and everything, we enjoyed the chat till around 6pm, he got up to go and rest, I went into our room with my husband and we watched movies till 9pm and slept.
The next day was a Thursday, my husband left early to work, I had begged him to make love to me but he told me he was rushing off to meet up with his colleagues in Port Harcourt again, I was feeling to h0rny so I decided to help myself the usual way, I started touching myself for a while then I took out the artificial p3nis and gave myself a good ride, my husband loves seeing me in this mood, he loves watching me touch myself, so I was not startled when I heard the door opened because I thought he had come back to pick something and hopefully he will make love to me before going back, so when the door opened I had closed my eyes, so I said “dear, am very wet, please come and make love to me, I really need you”. I did not hear any reply so I quickly opened my eyes and behold it was my step-son standing in front of me, startled and confused he asked “mummy, what is this you are doing? I quickly covered myself and was confused too. I replied “my dear am a woman, I thought your father was the one that came in, I wanted him to make love to me, I am feeling very h0rny, he said “did you tell him? I replied “yes”
I saw pity on his face, he said “sorry mummy, when he comes back I will talk to him”. I immediately told him not to discuss that with his father. As he was stepping out, I had a strange boldness and asked him “David can you help mummy to release? He was so shocked to hear that, I continued “I don’t mean you should make love to me, I mean you should use this artificial p3nis and bang my poosssiiieee, it will help me to release, I want to be faithful to your father so I don’t want any man outside, please help me. He stood there for a long time, I left the bed and went to him, stood by him and begged him to help me release.
He said “ok just this once and please do not repeat this again, I accepted. So he went and locked the door, I got on top of the bed and spread my legs wide open, I was completely wet and h0rny, so he…CONTINUE READING part 2 HERE

As the world celebrates the annual No Bra Day, here are braless photos of 26 famous Nigerian female celebs.....VIEW ALL 26 PHOTOS HERE