₦airaland Forum

Daniel: Please let me come in, I just want to apologize
Me: Okay, come in and please be fast
about it
Daniel: Thank you He began to apologize, blah,
blah, blah,
he broke up with his girlfriend Jumoke,
he is this, he is that. He kept talking, this
time he was fully dressed, no boxers or
necklace. Sincerely speaking Daniel is
cute and hard to resist, lol.
Me: Wait a minute! Is it true you had
gonorrhea?
Daniel: oh that! You heard about it?
Me: my mum told me, what do you
expect? You stylishly had sex with me,
you know.
Daniel: stylishly?
Me: See whatever, I had sex with you
and I'm not safe of course
Daniel: (laughs) Are you scared? Don't
be scared okay, it was one of my new
girlfriend Angela that infected me.
Me: God have mercy on you. Within three
weeks you already changed girlfriend.
You better be careful.
Daniel: It wasn't even only Angela i had sex with,
there is this new girl in our
street, and you know i don't like
condoms, I'm not a fan of it…… (I cut
him off)
Me: Time up (feeling irritated already
with his sexcapades), thank you sir,
come and go now. Goodnight.
Daniel: I'm sorry once again and I
kinda missed you how I wish I can turn
back the hands of time.
Me: Okay sir! Goodnight I want to sleep
Daniel: I know you missed me.
(Laughing) Goodnight love
Me: What did you just say?
Daniel: Nothing! Goodnight (he walked
out)
Me: Mtcheew (I hissed) Few weeks later, I was in the midst of
my friends and my mum called me.
Me: Hello mum My mum: Omo! Guess what?
Me: What is it mum? (Anxious)
My mum: I'm pregnant (so happy)
Me: oh my God! Congratulations mum,
I'm so happy for you. I was really excited, so
excited, I'm
gonna have a sibling, I wanted it so
badly.
The excitement was too much, I
was in the midst of my friends jubilating,
I don't know what came over me,
suddenly I collapsed, I was rushed to the hospital.
They did various test on me, my
mum, my step father and step brother were all in the hospital with me. I don't
know what happened, all I know was
that I've been kinda weak lately.
They
carried various test and thank God I was not
infected with any disease, because I was
really scared of gonorrhea and
moreover I saw my period last month
now. I wouldn't want to disappoint my mum.
Still on the hospital bed talking to
Daniel.
Me: Thank God its not gonorrhea or HIV
bcus the only person I can contact that
from is you.
Daniel: God forbid, what do you mean?
Festus nko?
Me: Festus wore condom...CONTINUE TO READ HERE

It was around 9: 00 Monday night when my phone rang. I looked at the CallerID and saw the call was coming from 'Danby, Todd.'
Great, I thought. My boss was calling me from home. Which was also strange considering I thought he was out of town on a business trip.
I thought about avoiding the call, but I'd had a few problems at work the past week and didn't want to piss Todd off any more, so I picked up the phone.
"Hello," I said.
A female voice responded, "Is this Dan Mitchell?"
"Yes," I said, thinking I recognized the voice, but unsure. "Who is this?"
"This is Alice Danby."
Alice was Todd's wife. I'd met her a few times at office parties. She was quite nice and very attractive. And she had not-so-subtly come on to me more than once.
"Hello, Mrs. Danby," I replied. "How are you?"
"I'm fine, Dan, yourself."
"I'm well," I replied, still confused. "What can I do for you?"
"This may seem like an odd request," she said. "But I was wondering if you would come over."
"Um...I'm not sure I...what do you mean?"
"Just what I said," she replied. "I was wondering if you wouldn't mind coming over."
I was speechless for a moment and she sat patiently on the other end of the phone waiting for a reply.
"Mrs. Danby," I said. "This is a bit of an odd request."
"Look," she said. "My husband is out of town and...I was just wondering if you'd come over for a while."
I figured I knew what she wanted. A woman who calls a man asking him to come over and specifically mentions that her husband is out of town is clearly looking for one thing.
It made me slightly uncomfortable since she was the wife of my boss, but again, she was very hot.
"I'm not sure I know what this is about," I replied, playing dumb, "but I suppose I could come over."
"Great," she said. "You remember where the place is, right?"
"Yeah, I know where you live."
"Excellent. So I'll see you in twenty minutes or so."
"Twenty to a half hour."
"See you then."
I heard her click off the call and I hung up my phone.
Wow, I said to myself.
I wasn't completely sure what to make of this, but I was already beginning to feel aroused.
I went into my bathroom and slipped a condom into my pocket and then I locked my apartment, went to my car and made the twenty minute drive to my boss' house which was in the upscale suburb of the city.
I rang the doorbell and Alice answered the door. My jaw dropped. She was wearing nothing but a lacy black teddy. Her blonde hair fell shoulder length and she smiled a sexy and seductive smile, seeing my reaction.
"Come on in," she said.
I walked into the house and she closed and locked the door.
"I sent our maid home early," she said. "So we have the house all to ourselves with all the privacy we need."
I was still nervous about the situation, but not having second thoughts. Still, I knew that I should at least feign some kind of protest about this.
"Mrs. Danby," I said, "I..."
"Please, call me Alice," she said.
"Alice," I said. "I'm not sure that we should be doing this."
She smiled at me again.
"There's absolutely no reason why we shouldn't," she replied. She wrapped her arms around my neck, resting them on my shoulders. She kissed me gently on the lips.
"Alice," I said. "You're my boss' wife. I..."
"Dan," she said. "Let me tell you something about my husband. I can't even recall the last time he had a secretary he didn't Bleep. And any time he's away on a business trip, like he is right now, he winds up fucking some woman there, too. I see no reason why I shouldn't be allowed to sleep with someone else as well."
She let one of her hands drift down below my waist and grab my crotch, and there was no way to hide how hard I was.
"Besides," she said. "I only plan on fucking one other guy."
I slide my shoes off of my feet as she took me by the hand and led me upstairs. I followed her willingly, staring every moment at her amazing body, her firm, tight butt swaying side to side. We walked into her bedroom and she didn't waste any time. She slowly unbuckled and unzipped my pants...CONTINUE TO READ IT HERE

I live in a compound of 5 tenants minus the
landlord and his family. My landlady is an
Ikwerre woman, a voluptious average bodied
woman with a nice set of racks. She has 1 boy
and 3 girls. All are grown. This woman seem to
be the heart of our problem in the compound.
Her husband is
a cool man who overlooks simple things but
this woman will fight for everything to make
sure everyone understands that it is her
compound. Everything…..water, parking space,
light bill, etc. I never really found myself in such
a situation with her cos I always tried to keep to
myself. And she’s got pretty daughters that
benefitted generously of her body type but I do
not talk to them other than the regular
greetings. Though I know that they like greeting
me afterall i’m a young guy living in their
compound but I seem not to want to be chatty
with them. I like two of the daughters especially
the eldest who’s a couple of years older than I
am, then the last daughter as well. I know they
like me too cos I’ve seen their glances and the
way they linger around when they greet me or
come to my house for something, hoping we
might strike a conversation.
One day, I parked my car in the landlady’s
parking spot and travelled cos it came up
suddenly. I was away for 5 days before I went
back home. I just got back that afternoon and
met an empty and quiet compound. I put on the
tv, took off my clothes and was about to hit the
shower when a knock on the door redirected my
route. I opened it and saw the least person I
expected to see…… (you guessed right), my
landlady. She wore a blue blouse and a wrapper
around her waist. Surprised, greeted her
and she greeted me back and asked simply
“why did you park your car in my space when
you knew you were travelling?” I told her that I
was sorry and that the journey came up
abruptly, and that I was in such a rush to even
think. I could see that she was furious and I
added more soothingly that I’d move it right
away. She seemed satisfied with my apology
and smiled, then asked me how my trip was
and she hope I brought something back. I told
her that
the trip was fine and that I did (even
though I didn’t have anyone in mind when I
bought the fruits and other stuff i came back
with). I invited her in and headed straight to the
kitchen while she waited in the sitting room. I
had just come back with some of the items in
my hand when she smiled and said “you boys
and bad bad films. See the kain film you dey
watch”. I turned and stared at the tv, they were
showing an er0tic scene explicitly. I smiled and
apologized, then walked towards the tv to turn it
off when she said “are you a kid? you can
watch anything you want”. I obliged her and
replied “yes. but I no wan make konji hold me
later”. She laughed and asked me how it could
be when I have a lot of girlfriends. Then went
on “e be like say you sabi, i dey hear them dey
shout sometimes”. I couldn’t believe what is
happening. I
couldn’t believe that I am having this
conversation with this woman. She’s hitting on
me.
As the thoughts crossed my mind, I felt my junior stir and woke up from his slumber as if he was commanded “Arise little one”. Mind you he’s not little in any way. She noticed it and smiled, then said “I knew from the way you dey f**k those girls, you carry big pr1ck”. Bearing the encouragement no more, Junior arose in his might and in anger so that all who saw him might tremble in fear. I simply stood there contemplating on what to do when my landlady sighed, looked at me and sat down on my couch. ‘This is it’ I thought to myself. Then amazing myself, with my d**k pointing forward like a compass,…….no, more like a general leading his army to war, my feet moved of it’s own accord until I am standing in front of my landlady looking a bit smug and dumb(you can imagine the combination naa). With her eyes fixed hungrily on the bulge, she simply put her hand on my waist and tugged at my towel, it came off freely and behold how my Joystick sprang out. If it were the Olympic Joystick long jump, it would have made an ace.
Anyway, it was there in front of her and she stared at it in disbelief, but with so much greed in her eyes that i thought she would chew it off with one bite. I prayed in my mind at that moment that she doesn’t know what a hot dog looks like before she mistook junior as one. Then she grabbed it in her hands and rubbed it, then she squeezed it a bit harder and the Joystick thickened. She kept rubbing it without putting it in her mouth, then I figured maybe she’s not a Joystick sucker. I took her hand away and turned slowly and walked towards the room, stopping at the door to look back at her and smile. She got up suddenly and followed me, when she
opened the curtain, i was nowhere. She was about looking around when I grabbed her breasts from behind, squeezed
it hard and pushed her on the bed. As she fell, I reached for her wrapper and pulled it off. I was dumbfounded. She’s got big round buttocks. I was in no way patient and i reached for her, threw open her legs and....CONTINUE TO READ IT HERE

Wife of President Buhari, Aisha Buhari, paid a courtesy visit to the founder of Adoration Ministry in Enuhu, Rev Fr. Ejike Mbaka in Enugu state yesterday. Mrs Buhari was in the state for another edition of her women health initiative project tagged which held at the Queens school Enugu. She was received by the Enugu state first lady, Mrs Monica Ugwuanyi and other dignitaries....SEE ALL PHOTOS HERE

My mum: Lola, guess what?
Me: what is it mum? You know I’m not good at
guessing (so anxious) My
mum: well, Demola my fiancee just proposed
to me, I’m getting married (with excitement,
showing me the engagement ring)
Me: wow! Congrats mum, I’m happy for you…..
(Hugged her with happiness)
Well, its all started there… My name is Omolola
but you can call me Lola for short, I’m 18 years
old, I finished my ssce last year and I’ve wrote
jamb like twice but no luck. My mum is 37 years old, she had me when she was just 18 years old,
she works with an insurance company. My Dad is
late, I never even got to meet him before he died. I
heard he had an accident or something.
Anyway,
Demola is my mum’s boyfriend whom she’s been
dating for 3 years now. Demola is also a single dad, he has a son named Daniel. Daniel is 21
years old, a student, a very flirty and handsome
boy. Daniel is friendly, he takes me like a sister, in
short we are close, very close but something
happened between us that almost ruined our
parent’s relationship and our family as a whole.
This is how it all started…. Eventually my mum and Demola got married,
everybody was so happy, we moved into a new
house, I now have someone to call dad, I have a
brother too even tho he is my step brother.
We
moved into a very big house, a five bedroom
duplex in Lagos. I have my own room, Daniel has his own room of course, what do you expect? We
started living together as family, after the wedding
our parent didn’t go for their honeymoon because of the
nature of their job, so they postponed it to when
they would have enough time.
I enjoyed the
company of Daniel and his father, we were so close. I have a boyfriend, yes I have a boyfriend,
infact I’m not a virgin, so don’t be surprised. I lost
my virginity at the age of 16 to a youth corper way
back in secondary school, whom I dated for few
months before he left me to his hometown.
Daniel on the other hand is a flirt, he’s cute as in
very cute, he has numerous girlfriend, he bleeps
them anyhow, he brings in different girls to the
house, his room is full of condoms infact he’s a
pervert, those stupid girls flirts with him a lot, they
throw themselves to him so cheap.
One day I was at home alone, my mum got back
from the office early that day. I was surprised…
Me: hahaha, mummy what happened? You came
home so early today.
My mum: Abi jare, I’ve been given one week leave
to go for my honeymoon, finally.
Me: (surprised) honeymoon ke, what do you
mean?
My mum: Me and your step father wanted to
surprise you guys.
Me: how?
My mum: We are going on honeymoon tomorrow.
We are travelling to South Africa for our
honeymoon, and its gonna last for one week.
Me: Haba mummy, this is not a surprise now. I
don’t like it this way cos its too sudden.
My mum: Sweetheart, I’m sorry it has to be like
this… After this honeymoon we are planning on a
family vacation to Dubai.
Me: okay ooo. I’m happy for you, but you should
have informed me earlier, I would have gone to
grandma’s place.
My mum: Noooo! You should stay at home with
your step brother now, since he’s around, you
wont be the only one.
Me: okay sha. Well, I wasn’t happy at first but later I realised it is
for my own advantage ooo.
This is an opportunity for me to invite my new
boyfriend over, my boyfriend Festus is a student
of Unilag, we started dating just 2 months and
we’ve never had an opportunity to have sex…....READ EPISODE 2 HERE

Anti Sex Activated

Abeg make we leave this our sex issues and READ THIS TORCHING STORY OF THIS LADY

boss1310:
I pray you find a job soon

Aaaaaaaamen!!

boss1310:
slim shady
slim shady

i pray not to see u in any of my post again

i could have post the photos here but nairaland does not support [img] BBcode tag soo SEE THE PHOTO HERE

please if you SEE THE MAN anywhere please inform the lady

generalissimo:
I thought you wanted to say that he found your B-spot (brain spot) I for say congrats o! Mchewww!

Do you need a Micro-scop maybe i can help

hahahahaha..... i can't stop laughing whenever i remember the photo.
if you are interested to see it.
you can SEE IT HERE

Its chibeby with her Gist again....


i believe that 66% of nairaland members knows that name.

soo if you are interested to see the photos SEE IT HERE

sauceEEP:
Thunder fire that your G""spot @ op.

P-square talk am say "They Must Talk"

boss1310:
may be or may be not,but what's the essence of a public post when the OP has 95% of the comments.to be in business except tomato sellers you must learn how to tolerate critics.change your line of work
oya thank me for helping you get more comments today

Could you please Remind Me that your name?

boss1310:
weren't you the one who posted about a dead man rising to have sex with his wife every night telling us to click the link.you want traffic on your blog yet you are bad mouthing people here.ok o

So You fetch Nairaland like Water?

EHI9ICE:
Her center of gravity was lost,But now it is found.#Çongrat#

I.D.D

cunley:
Go do HIV test immediately!

Dat means you are POSITIVE

Dynamitechick:
How do you FOUSE someone to do something

Kirompa come see Jamb question ooo

Penssuwa:
if I open that link, make thunder fire my left nyarsh

Poin of correction.
i don't fouse anyone to open it
so if thunder want to fire you, then let it go ahead

Adenle041:
You done consider say we no get work abi?

Are you blind?
dont you see where i write 'if you are interested'

Sorry' but i have write the story somewhere else and i decided to share it to you all but have no strienght to rewrite it again.
so if you are interested to read. just READ IT HERE

[Music] DJ Consequence Ft. Ketchip – She Like (Prod. By Sarz)....DOWNLOAD MUSIC

Davido Shares Cute Photo Of His Daughter, She Is Beautiful.....PREVIEW PHOTO HERE

Junior don grow! Eyin oluwa logo! (Praise The Lord). Korede Bello does not need to yarn us ‘as e dey go’ and how the hustle began. These four photos I’m about to reveal to you my beautiful reader says it all.
By the way, Have you listened to Somebody Great by Korede Bello ft. Asa? If Yes, the lyrics tell the story!
Don’t slam me for this bro if you end up reading this, I just had to re-echo the story. LOL!......SEE FULL STORY AND PHOTOS HERE

A Zimbabwean woman is claiming that the spirit of her dead husband has been brought back to life in order to have sex with her as part of a ritual cleansing process.
Witch-hunters in the village reportedly discovered an infant’s skull dug from the dead man’s grave causing his spirit to rise and demand sex from his wife.
The widow confirmed the claims by the witch hunters, in the process angering the deceased man’s family.
It all came out when Chief Magama invited witch-hunters to.......READ FULL STORY + PIC HERE

echobee:
. Yeeeeeeeeeeepaaaaaaaaa. I hate snakes. Mukina2,come and see ooooooo

I was shocked by the time i saw dat