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Nihilist:
0-100 too too quick. Ontop one dance.

The way she switched up, you go know say na one of those girls that moved from Jamaica to the hood in London at an early age.

Hahaha oh boy you enter one chance that night. Nah their Men dey handle dem best.

Nihilist:
And they about that thug life too.

Na so I meet one for one club in Dalston back in the day. She dey feel me, me sef dey feel am. I con dey sample am for dancefloor, dey grind am well.

Na so I take pause, say I need to go smoke 1 stick. When I got to the smoking area, I saw one other nice babe, I con use begging for lighter scopes to start conversation.

I did not know when that daughter of Bob Marley tracked me outside, and change am for me o. The way she dey para, you would think we were married with 4 kids and 10 grandchildren.

The worst part is after the club don finish, the fool knew she had burnt my cable very well that night, and I won't be pulling. She actually waited outside the club to mock me say I no go Fück that night.

E pain me die.

All Jamos are bastards. Boys, girls and hemaphrodites.

.....Hahahaha Mateeeee!. When they go nutz, the accent switches to patois too

raumdeuter:
You see what nihilist has done to Zimbabwe babes in the UK. Watch this video below to see, They were even mentioning Nihilist name

https://www.facebook.com/mysparklediva/videos/498237177203171

Dayummmm....Jamaican Men fall my hand sha. I don't want to be a single parent yano

Nah Jamo chics me I dey fear sha. Those girls are extra fertile. Any form of shooking even if nah the tip dem don already get belle.

elrony:
Chic2pimp

My friend Take ya time o. Don'y let all these young girls chasing me on NL think that I am truly an uncle o

elrony:
Uncle, you dey feel am?

The boy done good abeg. Bia nwanne who be your uncle?

Rashfordddddd...See Skill. Kill em' Boy

sod09:
nothing like inexperienced IMO they used same headline today again
England football team is playing simple, this is not under whatever tourney

They are though. They are lacking experience having hardly played together. They are a very young side too.

Impressed with England thus far. Brazil have had more of the ball but have been unable to carve England's defence open.

sod09:
what does inexperienced youth held world champion to a draw mean

You are too much into that headline.
It means Exactly what it means. The team that faced the Germans were inexperienced weren't they? Germany are the World Champs aren't they?

pamcode:
Yes and the Italians. The beauty of catenaccio for all to see.

Sharrap!

sod09:
you can say that again
Ordinary draw they celebrated like they won the world cup

Nah they did not. There is No hype surrounding this England team going into next year's worldcup.

[quote author=chrisley024 post=62379260][/quote]I bet you would have done the exact same thing a day ago.

Next year might just be the year an African Team wins the worldcup. Bring on the Germans,Brazilians and Spanish I say.

fredoooooo:
Mukina2 and Assnal effects

Chic2pimp can we have ll Italian to China too may be this will help

Nonsense and jagbajagba of a country

The Number you dialled for Chic2p.i..mp can not be reached at this very moment please leave your message after the dial tone *peeeeep*

Nihilist:
I doubt if even the white kiwis understand what theyre singing.

But we all just love the spectacle. Wide eyes, tongues out, arm and leg slapping, and the lot.


I'm surprised the Springboks don't do something similar sha. I mean if white people are allowed to culturally appropriate Polynesian customs like the Haka, why can't the boks do that Jacob Zuma dance?

Chic2pimp whaddya say? JP Pietersen could lead the call out for the machine guns.

Hahaha or the African Zulu Dance. Nah seriously though the Haka is a sight to behold in person. You should pop into a majority Kiwi pub when next the all blacks are playing. You'd see Grown Ass Men unashamedly performing the Haka. I am pretty much know Ka Mate word for word sef.

Nihilist:
Chic2pimp will not like this.

Devasted!...Don't know what i'd do with myself come summer. I knew it will be a struggle as Sweden have become what you"ll call a bogey team in recent times but never did I once think we would not qualify. Really disappointed. The playing and coaching staffs better going into hiding after this shocking display. Pathetic!

airmark:
it's not the same as saying david luiz was responsible for the death of a fan'

Dayo Ma G . That goes without saying I won't be in the least bit surprised If the calamity was partly responsible.

Nihilist:
I know they did that this weeking but kamate is still the main one.

Yh only teasing. Kapa O'pango is reserved for special occasions. Ka Mate Ka Ora is still King.

Nihilist:
Kamate kamate tora tora

You're ancient bruh . It's kapa o'pango now

claremont:
Ignore these letters, never ever respond to them. You don't need a license to own a TV, you only need one if you watch live programmes as they are being broadcast. These TV license letters have been following me like 'monitoring spirits' since the days when I was a student, these are standard letters they send to every house in the UK. It's a totally pointless form of tax used to fund the paedophiles and boring programmes in the BBC.

Hahahaha ...

nitrogen:
200k, is that one money? If you have the charter, you should be earning over half a million naira.

That's 200k POUNDS STERLING my G.

ChiefPiiko:
accumulated cash

Yup. You basically give some dude yours or someone else's account details. He then steals money from a random person's internet banking without their knowledge and then puts it in the account you gave Him. Not a nice thing to do really.

Safiaa:
Really? Lol * runs over to insta *

I'm cracking up bigtime here. 419 gang, 419 specialist, Fraud Boy et al

ibkayee:
Turning into our parents already

Hahaha actually hate that u know. I kept denying for a long time that I looked like my Dad and had the same mannerisms. It's Bleeping so obvious now smh

Safiaa:
looool biskit has turned into a laughing stock lool.

They are killing Him on insta too.

ibkayee:
Lool probably

Remember my parents correcting me I was younger too

Funny enough I find myself doing the same to my cousins now. They all know better than to skip the letter "T" in my presence now.

ChiefPiiko:
I want to join abroad twitter so I can get international exposure

Hahaha no worries Ibukun go show he road

ibkayee:
Lol this is for Bri'ish Twi'ah, go and face Bobrisky

Loool ...Don't think Piko actually got it. My parents beat the Wa'er out of my mouth.

Grundig:
I'm not sure if undergraduates at the same uni had same option. But my brother who studied at Portsmouth uni said they didn't get such offer.

I'd be surprised if Undergrads did. I am assuming your brother did His Masters not undergrad at portsmouth right? The best we got at my Uni during Undergrad was the likes of ACCA, CIMA and ACA coming to talk to us whilst offering us discounts.

Grundig:
Some 4 years ago, My sister had the option of doing CFA at the university of Hertfordshire at cut price after her masters but she declined. Now, she is regretting it.

Was going to ask what year did She graduate as I know a few people that went there then I realised you said Masters.

Ibime:
I have not been too active online for the last month due to CFA exams upcoming, and everyone on this thread confessed with their own eyes that Bakayoko is an awful midfielder without Ibime on his matter every game.

The whole threads opinion on Bakayoko the last month must have bruised Nihilist into this level of desperation to be pulling up articles on Mikhitaryan that has nothing to do with nothing.

It is not by force to win argument. One cannot force an opinion down grown mens throat that they can see with their own two eyes.

Let Bakayoko speak for himself on the pitch. I will never support a wastepipe in Chelsea team just because I was foolish enough to compare him Yaya Toure when wiser, more experienced people had warned that he is a wastepipe.

Goodluck Bro. That shyte isn't easy but would be worth it in the end. One of my friends is earning over 200K(and increasing)a year now. I am seriously considering it tbh. Let me know How it goes in December. I'm sure you'd smash it.

No be Naija again? Nothing surprises me anymore if I am being honest.

diggz:
I visit here every day to entertain myself....these guys never sabi my brother dayo

Dem never sabi wahlai. I don laff tire . Truly many are mad but few are roaming.

Nihilist:
diggz airmark skimpledawg funlord sinizia griffon chic2pimp a40

Hahaha ...Dayo na Headcase I swear

airmark:
The same waste of space, won epl and champions league with chelsea. He won individual honours from Fifa, something boathand never had despite winning the world cup.

When boathand was brought to epl, he was hurriedly thrown out and got respite to hide his calamities under neuer and other's greatness. You can cross the t.

The same Boateng you deride has won all of that and some more. Of what use are awards like Fifa worldcup 11 when the last time He was asked to man a Thiago Silva Less defence He was seen conceding 7 goals?. He is now being shown up for the calamity that He truly is. He can't even get into the Brazil squad now

When He was in the EPL He was still Young and was asked to play a number of positions in the back line so it's understandable He asked to leave. Plus tbh He upgraded rather than downgraded. Compare that Calamity that is being shipped from Pillar to Post.