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Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by chic2pimp(m): 6:47pm On Oct 26, 2017
AIDONIA - SO GOOD

Sit down pon buddy when you feel hor*@ny
Cyan 6:30, go 3:40
Touch sweet you, you get real naughty
Say you waan fu@#ck now

Countless battys have felt my wrath all thanks to this tune smiley
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Unclad Pic Of Man She Just Slept With & Asked His GF To Come Get Him by chic2pimp(m): 4:40pm On Oct 26, 2017
Good Riddance to bad rubbish I say. No Man/Woman is worth the stress.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by chic2pimp(m): 3:47pm On Oct 26, 2017
airmark:
Ask yourself, why always boathand causing problems every time? Did you see that stupid marking he did again today?
All defenders make mistake, they are human not robots. Even Bonucci as good as He is has made a couple or more this season alone.

airmark:
The primary role of a defender is to defend well, not to be playing long passes like a midfielder.
And He does that to a very high standard. Worldcup winner, CL winner and one of the best defenders at the last Euros.

airmark:
Boathand is an overrated defender, i won't stop saying it. I just pray for chelsea - bayern fixture in ucl. I need to make a lot of hazard's gifs, off that match.
That overrated Defender wouldcwalk into any team in the premier league as I type. Hahaha grin grin no wahala Dayo sef go make hin own of Calamity Luiz
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by chic2pimp(m): 10:24am On Oct 26, 2017
pkasso:
Stop making it sound like the EPL is some kind of ultra-competitive league. Is this not the same league we are seeing Man City rack up cricket scores almost every weekend. Lewy would score goals anywhere. Be it in England or Italy.
If you ask them to name these "supposed" top defenders Kane faces week in week out in the League, they'll either start stammering or you'll start hearing names like Calamity Luiz and Shawcross.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by chic2pimp(m): 10:51pm On Oct 25, 2017
airmark:
When i checked the scores and saw 1-1, i knew that goal must be as a result of that senseless defender's blunder as usual.

Life is unfair, balogun is better than this piece of sh1t.

Pataki come and carry your brother alagolo to ghana abeg.
grin cheesy grin grin grin...Nah person wey be your best defender this season(Rudiger) senior papa you dey yab like dis abi? It is well grin


raumdeuter:
Great pass from Boateng to Thiago thumping header
I no say you no go see this one nah only Blunders you dey see.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by chic2pimp(m): 10:46pm On Oct 25, 2017
raumdeuter:
Game to penalties

Most likely we lose this
My man was already shitting himself haha
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by chic2pimp(m): 10:44pm On Oct 25, 2017
ibkayee:
Lol!

She's actually so Aff, it's so cute lool
Hahaha we can't but love em'.
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by chic2pimp(m): 10:34pm On Oct 25, 2017
ibkayee:
Excuse me, my Yoruba has always been A1 angry

Lol it's just the title name which is easy cheesy

Glad to hear smiley wink
When you said the only that grew this year was your ermmm, I smilingly nodded my head in agreement.

Your Mum is just like most Aff mum's btw hahahaha
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by chic2pimp(m): 10:20pm On Oct 25, 2017
ibkayee:
Oluwa Ku Ise | Mike Aremu
Ibukun who taught you yoruba? shocked....Btw I am following your diary closely. Enjoying it so far wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 8:46pm On Oct 24, 2017
Ibime:
No wonder Iniesta keeps making FIFPro. It only takes 4 or 5 captain votes to get you in the team as everyone votes Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar or Buffon meaning you only need a few votes to fill up the other spots in the FIFPRO11.

FIFA need to make Captains & Coaches vote seperately for defence, midfield, and striker rather than use the WPOTY scores to assign positions in the FIFPRO11.

The votes that Hazard (Belgium Captain) and Dominica Captain gave N'Golo Kante was almost enough to get him into FIFPRO11. He was the 4th midfielder after Iniesta off those two votes alone.

Iniesta only got 4 votes - from his mate Messi. . . . and the Captains of Kazakhstan, Palestine and Papau New Guinea.

I know it's only niggas that haven't had electricity for the past few years that can be voting for Iniesta.

Ballon D'Or Papau New Guinea. cheesy
Homesteady you are needed here. Nah you dey handle Ibims wella for Iniesta matter.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 11:06am On Oct 24, 2017
funlord:
Una want make buhari involve for this bet abi? Continue...... grin....maybe the winner go dey syria sef...
Hahaha grin grin grin grin.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 11:04am On Oct 24, 2017
Griffon:
So if Funlord try hustle out 500k naira for naija send give you wey dey UK untop rap, you go still collect am?

Chic2pimp, when last did you read the bible?
If I no collect am my name no be chic2pimp. Nah some people's one month wage be that after you remove tax and NI.

Yesterday Sir. The verse that I read said and I quote "Give and it shall be given unto you"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 11:01am On Oct 24, 2017
diggz:
Bwuahahahaha... cheesy cheesy so you greedy like me too cheesy cheesy
Ayam only helping his ministry o wink smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 10:06am On Oct 24, 2017
lalaboi:
That 1K must be in the currency of the country where the eventual winner lives o grin
I for don enter longtime ago. Funlord make we do am this way nau
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by chic2pimp(m): 9:57pm On Oct 23, 2017
Nihilist:
Next year is a world cup year so Messi can't be in the conversation.
Say whaaaaat!. Who won the awards in the last 2 world cup years? Certainly not a Worldcup Winner.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by chic2pimp(m): 9:24pm On Oct 23, 2017
Nihilist:
We need more awards in here...

We need more awards in here..

There's too many flops too many many flops
too many flops too many many flops
too many flops too many many flops
too many flops too many many flops
TUNEEEEEEEEEEE.... TOO MANY MANS TOO MANY MANS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 8:52pm On Oct 23, 2017
raumdeuter:
We can see Hidden hazard there boldly
Dem no name Hidden for subs bench ni?...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 7:43pm On Oct 23, 2017
funlord:
We are only trying to make awon goons adjust from amala tendencies so we must honor the poundo society for remaining soft..... wink
Na so o. You can say that again
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chic2pimp(m): 6:00pm On Oct 23, 2017
afrodoc2:
LMAO.......EL RUNNING.
Dokita abeg Bia Nwanne, nah only you waka come? All those girls that you are sharing sorry I meant following daris god o. All of em' bar none have got their pictures uploaded as well. One even named herself bigblackbooty. Tuale Babe I hail o.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 4:13pm On Oct 23, 2017
Skimpledawg:
Bros, you sef see that thing Abi grin cheesy
I see am jare cheesy

Tbh nah only the UK boyz dey honour bets. Dem yankee ones neva honour shishi. Na to dey make mouth upandan dem sabi.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 3:42pm On Oct 23, 2017
Nothing do you Ibime carry go jare. You are only following in the footsteps of Dayo and Airmark.
Sports › Re: FORMULA ONE F1 Official SeasonThread - Revamped by chic2pimp(m): 9:51pm On Oct 22, 2017
HAMILTONNNNNN BABAYYYYY!!!... The Boy Done Good cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 7:39pm On Oct 22, 2017
Ibime:
Abeg who get this babe instagram? I need to follow her

https://www.nairaland.com/4131305/symba-model-bikini-poses-keke
Symbaserothick na her Insta name. May the lawd bless the reading of his word for the salvation of our soul.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 10:23pm On Oct 21, 2017
Ibime:
40 mil with no receipt/ (receipt, receipt)
Monaco done do us deceit/ (deceit, deceit)
Dem say Matic na misfit/ (misfit, misfit)
But beans full belle pass biscuit/ (biscuit, biscuit)


He no sabi pass, dem say he fit/ (he fit, he fit)
Now we dey pray to see Drinkbleach/ (Drinkbleach, Drinkbleach)
If you call am Yaya. . . you must repent/ (repent, repent)
Guy wey no fit trap cement/ (cement, cement)


We laugh Lukaku for first touch/ (first touch, first touch)
We come yab Pogba for haircut/ (haircut, haircut)
But Bakayoko no get first touch/ (first touch, first touch)
And every match he change haircut/ (haircut, haircut)


We just dey banter with Manu/ (Manu, Manu)
We no know say we get Malu/ (Malu, Malu)
Abeg make China come collect/ (collect, collect)
Even 20 mil, we no go vex/ (go vex, go vex)
You sure say you be Ijaw boy so?....I dey come make I go watch MOTD first before I comment.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chic2pimp(m):
Chelseafan1:
DopeJemi and Pastor hoopLA have been missing since yesterday.

This dope sabi disappear once Man utd dey fumble.
Na lie nothing do jemi. Warri pikins no dey carry last. Hin go show no wahala . Hin just go settle bizness for one ashy joint.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 10:10pm On Oct 21, 2017
May Amadioha strike Sharon o. Can't believe she sent my one piece of eye candy on the show home. Deanna gurl you is damn fine.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 10:41pm On Oct 20, 2017
Griffon:
Chicky actually I knew what I had.

I can't go digging up posts were I condemned the thoughts of shipping out Matic, atleast not to a devil like Jose.

We're goin' to lick the wounds for many more months.
Oh you guys are definitely going to be licking your wounds for months to come. And that would only be made worse each time you sit and watch the wastepipe that is meant to be His replacement play.

Most of the Chelsea lads on this forum that were for the shipping out of Matic are slowly but surely starting to come around to the error of their ways. Gustavo sef na just the agidi e dey do with Ibime no let am come around quick.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 9:43pm On Oct 20, 2017
Griffon:
Delightful left-foot. Redondo-esque!
This is the perfect example of the saying "You don't know what you have until it's gone"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chic2pimp(m): 9:24pm On Oct 20, 2017
Griffon:
Actually, you don't have to be in the mould of KDB and Silva to dominate play.

The performance below explains what Martin Keown is on about. Your agbero from the Mediterranean is afraid to play football, simple. We out!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws-MQ6dlnrQ
Redondo like qualities I am seeing here.

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