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ibkayee:
I smell pussy | G Unit

Ibukun. Never knew you were down like that. Is that you yh?

raumdeuter:
Sule has played 2 of our 3 matches already and he's being rotated with Martinez.

Last loss Hummels was the main culprit

Fair enough. Why not stick with the Sule-Hummels partnership seeing that Martinez is a liability in that position?

raumdeuter:
Hummels benched

Neuer -
Kimmich, Süle, Martinez, Rafinha -
Tolisso - Thiago -
Robben - James - Ribéry -
Lewandowski

Hummels benched? I take it Hummels has not been up to His usual standards thus far this season?

A40:
Make we dey pray for Boa TANK swift return oo! This Hummels-Martinez partnership adim weak

How about our Boy Sule?.Wetin do am? Is He injured?

funlord:
Coogars beer belly could have prevented him from getting there on time and some posh white folks for don burn bobbies lines with calls about a group of black gangsters beating themselves up over one new drug called NL?

Hahaha ...Gustavo sef get beer belly so no wahala dere . That would depend on the area both parties agrees to meet at. Last last we gi find one cul de sac. I go happily ref the match. First to burst the other's pot belly wins

Nihilist:
It wasn't that one o.

This one apparently happened before. I don't know when because I didn't even see it myself..

Oh really!...I better start safeguarding my own personal details then. We tenk God you have mellowed down a lot sha.

funlord:
Seconded! Even the day we had one nasty battle here with coogar, nihilist and some other chaps, wives names and home addresses were dropped! After the bans the mods cleared it up and no one has used them ever since...only for this gay fool to go and beg people who know my real name on the forum for my real name? For what exactly? To know the person that has word whipped you so hard that he became a stalker? To keep calling the name up and down so that criminals can find me or what? Maybe he works for some scammers! Let me see any purple font here ever again naming me or even throwing shade!

Hahahahahaha ... That was one of my favourite e-fights. Coogar said Gustavo should meet at a Landmark or was it a tube station?. Wahlai I was preparing to catch next train had both of them agreed to it.

Piiko:
Lool at last we agree, his throwback wasn't impressive tho, I think he's more of an albino, his siblings look normal and you know albinism has a way of appearing severely in the next generation his son won't be as cute as he is

Hahaha we certainly agree on that.

ibkayee:
True. Lol yeah English natives aren't exactly known for being bombshells and I've heard Scandinavia has a lot of fine white women so I can imagine

Haaa Let just say much better than UK Female Counterparts. Or their Men for that matter.

Piiko:
There's everything special he is very handsome and he compliments it with a great dress sense, I think he's an albino tho but a cute one at that

I would say He is Decent looking not freakishly handsome. He dresses well though. Have to give Him props. The lad in those pictures is definitely mixed

There you go that's the word you should have used all along "CUTE".

ibkayee:
Lool exactly, from Naija standards he's a fine boy, anywhere else and he's just there

It's only Natural you lust over things you don't see that often. Did a Mini Scandanavian trip recently with a few of my friends. The white lads amongst us thought they were in heaven. Never in their lives had they seen so many Fine looking Blonde Chics before.

Piiko:
check the guys page first you will see that there's difference between Lil Kesh and Chris Brown

Just checked His IG. He is decent looking. Nothing special. I fully expect Him to pull many Chics in Naij though as Him being Mixed Race would give Him an edge and have girls salivating.

Piiko:
see thirsty gals DMing him anyhow kai in my next life I must be fine, he's too cute mehn

Chicas no dey DM you too ni? O boy up your game o. You must be doing something wrong.

Nihilist:
Yeah I heard he was flames on the TV. Jeff Stelling and dem went on and on about him.

Mate dude was on fire. Jinking and weaving his way past defenders on the regs. He was on His game today. As He was being substituted, I was about to burst into a one man rendition of Spandau Ballet's Gold then I remembered where I was.

Nihillist saw your Boy Ricky Holmes at the valley today. Tidy little player that Lad is. He was the best player on the pitch by a bit today. He even got a standing ovation when He was substituted.

airmark:
I am happy for morata, my problem is people calling my moniker when he scored against wastemen like morgan (according to chic2pimp). In our match against spurs, who did you feel more between kane and morata? Generally will you prefer morata to kane in our team?

Hahaha burrr He is a wasteman though. As soon as Morata found the back of the Net, I knew your mentions go reach boiling point today . No worries You'll get yours back on the Bayern Lads once Sule starts to play regularly and Boateng gets back to full fitness.

funlord:
That must be Vorpal the don! The only nigga that mensturates!

Hahahahaha ....You no say I no mention names o

dopeJemi:
you sure say she no get guy?

You fit join the very long queue sha. One guy for the Ashewo section wan get heart attack over Ibkaye matter
sef.

diggz:
Na chic2pimp be the closest to her,maybe dayo too. Na dem go know sha.

As long as she never marry ...,...dere is no crime in trying bros. That was my motto bf I married

Would have told Him to carry on and join the queue alas Ibukun does not do relationship off NL.

diggz:
Haba dockita you should be saving life's not trying to tk one. Dopejemi is a serial cheat.....na chop and run lord. He went after Chester n brester....till now we are yet to see those beautiful ladies. I will not allow him to add ibk to the list

Continue doing the Lawd's Work. 1 100% cosign what you just said.

diggz:


Was going to mention you Chief

My Guy...You dey do well abeg

dopeJemi:
you don't look like you stay in Nigeria, where you at?

She stays next to me in da oza room.

diggz:
Bwuahahahaha

Chic2pimp needs info on what happened there,kindly assist him. Tx

My G...Nah to increase your pay for Cobhams remain.

funlord:
Na chelseafag1...the oba of 200 cad bets in ogbomosho!

LMAO ....How do you guys get people's Pictures? Don't think I have ever seen Him post His pictures on NL.

funlord:
Afrodoc2 abeg can we find a way to assist these hungry boys so that they can start dobaleing for us when we come in here? It's not easy to live on less than a dollar a day and view indomie and egg as alacarte dishes!

Chelseafaggot1 I just bought goods worth N100grand from a nairalander! And it's a public holiday fa? When last did you see 10k in the flesh....10k oh? not 100 cad! See you looking like hush puppies gateman! With your awapa looking lips cracked from hunger!!!!

Bet naija don!

Abeg nah who get picture?

Nihilist:
Omo 3 to 5 working days...

Make I rock this shoe enter parole

£5.99 gets you next day delivery. No time to waste abeg.

ibkayee:
Ashawo

Lool yeah it's a nice event but the rowdiness is off putting

Hahaha

Definitely. Not been carnival in a few years. If I were to go however, I'd go on sunday. Less Maniac

ibkayee:
Nope, you?

Nah I find it too rowdy. Would have gone had you gone though. Happily coped a whine from your big batty self

ibkayee:
Lol this guy

Did you go Carnival?

Segadem:
...that Iniesta goal against Chelsea accord him all the praises he has received so far, if not for that goal he would had been known as coach. ...~as in coach.

Well the same could be said for quite a few coaches. Jose for example has Costinha to thank for all the praise He gets today. Fergie is another who Has Ole Gunnar to thank for all the praises He gets. I could go on and on.

ToyinDipo:
Sure, if United should win the league five times consecutively, because Chelsea, City, Liverpool couldn't compete with them, then United can sell some top players to make it more competitive

It's alright saying they should sell some of their quality players to their domestic rivals to level the playing field how about in Europe? How would they compete in European competitions if they keep selling their quality players to Rivals?

Secondly who says this time next time year they won't sell these same players to other teams in Europe to raise money for Finance?

Ibime:
@chic2pimp,

Your boy Colin Jackson thought he was telling us something new - something we have known for decades. Just waiting for Aries Merritt to confirm his own.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4828272/Colin-Jackson-comes-gay-TV-interview.html

Hahahaha ...Is Colin just coming out of the Closet?..Wait Make I laugh small first Hahahahahaha