₦airaland Forum

coogar: what a game of missed chances!!!

if i add the barca preseason game then we have missed a dozen penalty kicks back to back and i know it's mike phelan's shorts causing this!

What's this fascination you've got with the shorts of Mike Phelan?

dayokanu: when last you won George Bush and Obasanjo were still presidents true or false

At least when we last won ours Nairaland and Facebook were already in existence.

Now I ask again when una last win the CL the the twin towers were still standing true or false?

[quote author=A-40]They all count right? No face your team wey no fit beat common Anderlecht for house! Shey u remember say na only 3 teams dey go from Italy this year [/quote]Those ones won centuries don't count abeg ..........It's Quality rather than quantity that matters. I expect y'all to know that since your league has not prouced a winner since Metusellah was an Infant.

On the Rafa thingy it's still all whispers and rumours. Tbh I'll give allegri more time if it was up to me. A doubt the combination of Fergie and Mou woulda done a better job with the squad we've got at present

[quote author=A-40]Hehehehe come and talk when you actually win a game at San Zero . Berlusconi was still PM when u won your last game there[/quote]When una last win the CL the Twin towers were still standing true or false?

[quote author=A-40]That's the key thang



Nerlinger! Smh! oversaw some awful deals

Man seeing the UCL trophy being paraded round the bridge is haunting! [/quote]C'mon now y'all should be used to it now. After all the last you lot won the CL the twin towers was still standing

Sagamite: This is how society should deal with aggressive fucktards.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNyJQL17jDE&feature=related

Absolutely loff this one
Why dem run nah? Abi Fear too dey catch gangsters when intimidation no gree work?.....

These cowards Should have stayed a teeny weeny bit longer and gotten the thorough and combo filled a...s..s whooping their useless selves deserved.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Ori e ti fokasibe. Ewo lo n je morioyanke?[/quote]

Motun-ri-oyan why u come dey deny the obvious nah?...Oya gbe iditoolz e wa sii bi yi

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]chic2pimp,

se na you be that?

Why am I not surprised that I'd find you on a "curves" thread? [/quote]Before nko....You sef know say I like beta ting Mo-ri-oyan-ke.

Abeg I no dey do straight as "one okan" chics jare.

Sagamite: You think na only you do PhD!

You love Physics. I love Ashaworism. We are both scholars!


Yep!

Love Him or Hate him u can't deny what this dude brings to the table

The power slide celebration


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FEvvNhh5zk

The Arrogant One reminding us all why we Miss him.......

Woooow......The Battle of the Big spenders really lived up to expectation especially in the second half

Ignatio: Awesome child bearing hips. Would love to see her in a bikini photo shot 8-).

SAGA nah u be dis?

PhysicsQED: Wow. . .

I stand corrected. To each his own then. . .

Abi.......Me I like my women slendishly thick and curvy. Not on the top heavy side like Toolz.

Sagamite: https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/416401_tumblr_lat2ycqP0w1qcze3mo1_500_jpgfc738914a8985c4c9ab5150496052a4d[/img]



And I love these too:

https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/516255_208554_201919656497155_169926049696516_601776_2403268_n_jpg3c6c7d68390dca250fa56e24a957e737[/img]

The second and fourth.....Yes Please

swoosh: Abeg make una carry bad belle go--this babe is massively and beautifully endowed. Even South Africa and Jamaica cant beat this
Go girl..u've got a huge admirer in me

BIG FAT GIGANTIC ENORMOUS COLOSSAL LIE.......Akin to the size of Toolz's thighs.

I guarantee u I'll see more than ten better shaped(curvier) women if I walked down my road this very moment.

[quote author=A-40]Prolonged dip in form! Hehehehehe that's a new one. Let's face it he's been crap for almost 2 years now! His contribution to Spain's cause was so irrelevant he failed to make the team of the tournament[/quote]Crap for two years?

2010/2011 = 10 league goals in 37 appearance(quite a number of those appearances were as a sub because he kept on having niggling injuries. Plus he moved to a new club that january and we all know most players need time acclimatise to new surroundings)

2011/2012 = 6 league goals in 32 appearances. Probably the only year you can say he wasn't up to par



He was not named in the squad because he did not get enough game time. Still did not stop him from winning the Golden boot though.

dayokanu: Owen was never a sneaky kind of striker, He was one who would get through balls and run a few yards before scoring. Nowadays things are much more difficult.

Torres has strikers instinct? Are you serious? Why is it that Chicharito, Inzaghi, Ruud etc are always at the right places, or chasing spils from keepers and lost causes. Have you ever seen Torres do anything like that? If a pass is not 100% accurate, Torres would throw his hands in the air and blame the midfielder

Class is Permanent ke? How many years and counting?

Even when he got through balls, he still had some work to do ie defenders in front of him to get by. And boy did he do it well. If the likes of Hernandez, Inzaghi and Ruud can thrive in the modern game, I have no doubt in my mind a peak owen easily would and more. Ditto for Torres

dayokanu: Oh Players dont lose it at 28?

Abeg what age did Kluivert stop being a top player, Denilson? Prolonged dip in form extending to how many years now? Not injured oo. Now under about 4 coaches and still a flop

Hodgson, Ancelotti, AVB and now RDM

They do but Torres is a different case.
His exploits for spain at the Euros with limited game time shows he has still got it. Plus he was actually decent in the first 2 or so games of the season.

Fours years ke? Torres that scored 18 goals in 22 starts in the 2009/2010 season.

coogar: dayo is simply a troglodyte - torres easily fits into the 3rd category! he played the lone striker role for liverpool when he first arrived and there wasn't a better hybrid striker in the whole league in that season. he was a beast - power, pace, strength! it's idiotic for dayo and his goons to assume torres has lost this ability! the chances have been very limited @ chelsea - it's not difficult to see why shevchenko, pizarro, kezman, etc all failed @ chelsea!

He should know all about that. The winning goal he scored vs Germany in 2008 showed all of those attributes.

Dayo is just being cheeky, he very well knows Torres has not lost it. Certainly not at 28. IMO is just going through a prolonged dip in form. With regards to chelsea, yes the chances created by them are limited but neither is Torres helping matters(don't see him making intelligent runs or bringing others into play). Take saturday for Instance, He spent the entire 85 minutes either getting dispossesed easily or having his hands tied to his waist.

dayokanu: The extinct ones like Owen, Torres who are always looking for the 100% chances laid for them to get one on one. Can barely survive in todays game. As they are not strong/skilled enough to go head to head nor have the instinct to ghost around. The defensive formations of nowadays are too hard for them. These are luxury strikers and mostly a liability to any formation

Abeg Michael Owen at the peak of his powers was No 2. Lest we forget he was at one point in time one of the world's best strikers. His Ballon D'or duly proves that.

Also Torres is easily No2. And with a bit more strength training would fit into the no 3 bracket. Even without the strength training, there has been times I've gone yes he definitely fits into the No 3 category.

His case might very well be of Form being temporary and class permanent.

LOL

Itohen: The Enugu State-born thespian in a recent interview gave what many would tag ‘Soccer Shocker when he said he would not mind to be interred at Stamford Bridge, the home ground of European Champions, Chelsea Football Club. He said: “Yes of course, [size=15pt]blue is the colour of my blood. It runs in my blood stream[/size] . I will remain a Chelsea fan until I die. When you love something, you must be addicted to it.

Definitely a Chav. If nothing gave it away at first, that sentence did

What curves?......

nateevs: Jeeeez! How difficult is it to understand what the guy is saying?
He stated clearly that he isn't excusing Torres' poor performance.

Neither am I heaping all the blame on Torres for Chelsea's inept performance.
However the truth has to be told. He was useless yesterday.

nateevs: However, he raises the all important fact of Chelsea's absmal display and Torres is not the cause of it.
He states that if Torres isn't scoring, why isn't anyone else?

He was not the main cause but he was one of the cheif protagonist.
How long would chelsea fans have to put up with the 'Why isn't anyone else' excuse?
I'm sure he'll get less criticised if he actually did bring other things of substance apart from scoring to the table. Alas he does not.

nateevs: When Chamakh was not scoring, it didn't prevent everyone else from standing out, contributing and scoring goals.
Why isn't the same happening at Chelsea? That's the question Debo is aking.

Funny u should ask that question because this same Chamakh was dropped when he wasn't delivering the goods. Why didn't Arsenal stick with him?
The same is happening at chelsea and more. Since Torres signed in 2011, chelsea have won both the FA CUP and UCL which shows others are actually contributing.

debosky: Even when Chamakh was struggling, the likes of Walcott, Cesc and even Vermaelen were scoring, making it even more obvious the lad had a problem. Can you show me the other Chelski players that scored yesterday?

Why only yesterday? How about the last three games or even last season? Who was scoring then? Torres?
Torres at the peak of his powers at liverpool was if not the best in the top 2-3 strikers in the world but he is nowhere near that at present.
I wonder why you did put this much effort into defending Chamakh?

So we have lost our second home game on the bounce. The first time in 80+ plus years that has happened. To say I am disappointed right now would be putting it lightly. I am more than disappointed.

I know many peeps are already calling for the head of Allegri but I won't join them. For starters our squad is a joke. How Berlu expects us to challenge for both the UCL and the Scudetto with that squad of players I'll never know. He probably thinks Allegri is some sort of Miracle worker. Hopefully our results in the half of the season would have convinced him enough to sign better quality players when the window re opens.

Still shaking my head at selling our two best players over the last two season or so and signing no one remotely close in quality to replace them. Anyways My analysis of our disgraceful defeat at the hands of Atlanta would follow shortly.

Ibime: Ask all the arsenal fans defending Torres to give chamhakh a chance for the third season in a row.

Don't mind Debosky.
Dude was the first one to call for Chamhakh's head when things started going Belly up.

@POST

Victor Moses really impressed when he came on

wonlasewonimi: we all know the time and period when arsenal self destruct.. it's still early days.

Are u saying come the business end of the season, Arsenal as per usual would be found wanting?

ehie: guys why d hatn,just because i grew up a protein rich diet while ur folks fed ur growing brains with starch,skipped my class in primary school,being smart n all,read d papers @five,graduted sec@fifteen,uni@twenty,u r hatn?am better than u could ever wish u were.

Jesus truly Wept!!!

^^^^^^ So how is your Football Career shaping up?

justwise: When people say that some Americans are dull they are actually referring to people like you.

ith

You are actually doing a disservice to the genuine Dullards out there.