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Some things in this forum never change sha

Edo and DK's gay love still as strong as ever. Abeg no mind me jare. Make una carry go jor.

nateevs: JT's been banned for 4 games. £200k fine.
Found guilty.

It was pretty obvious he would be found guilty as soon as he tendered his resignation from England duty.

There was no way he woulda retired from International duty If he did not known the outcome beforehand.

Must say the 4 game ban is pretty lenient when compared to Luis Suarez's 8 match ban.

kemoolala: B

Bravo!! pray to God to bless you also so that u too can send ur children to those university. Let me ask u one question, wen was the last time u paid ur tithe& offering ? cos ur claiming now dat ur part of those contributed to build these schools, shio!!! akuse buruku! na stone dem go take pay those lecturers now abi no be so or dem tell u say na charity dem dey run...gerrout!!!

Here goes another one of those Ret..ar.ds. I was referring to.

Will you shut it, you daft sod.

cecegorz: I honestly think that you and Joagbaje needs to have a serious soul-searching to ascertain whether you are still in the faith as Apostle Paul advised.
'it's all about the money now right'?
You people kept fraudulently asking about the objectives of the church when the OP clearly narrated how the funds were raised from members, Sunday after Sunday.

No serious soul searching needed here.
They are both Ret..ar..ds.

MAYOWAAK: Once upon a time, a man named Tai Solarin founded the Mayflower School in Ikenne,Ogun State. The Late Tai Solarin was an unrepentant 'atheist'. Yet, christians, muslims, traditional worshippers sent their kids to the school because of the quality of education. The school flourished and produced some of the best brains in Nigeria of today. In spite of the quality, the school fees wasn't out reach of for the average Nigerian family. Tai Solarin, though an atheist, his legacy forever lives on. Now the question is, how many 'Christian' families can afford to send their kids to the current 'Christian' private school founded by popular pentecostal movements? Moral of the story, you need not to wear a white collar or grow long beard to impact on humanity. Service to humanity is not a religious matter.

WELL SAID!!!

Yet reta..r..d..s such as MKO 2005 and people of his ILK will still be chattying poppycocks up and down NL.

cheddarking: This poster is a MASTER OF IRONY....

Are you saying Islam is not a religion of peace?.......Absolutely shocking I tell ya

sino: I think i have made myself clear. To simply put, its a prophecy of what will happened at the end time, there are several hadiths in relation to the fact that Islam will rule the world for a number of years before the world comes to an end, a rule which brings lasting peace to the world.

"There is no compulsion in religion" so the Qur'an states. People will accept Islam willingly not forced or coerced.

Laughing my but..t off.....Dude even went as far as to call it a "FACT"
In your dreams matey. Certainly not in this Life time and any other lifetime for that matter

@ POST

Still shaking my head at the Nazi.

Sagamite: May your family and descendents live the lives provided by the leaders you pray for.

May they never live a life better than what those leaders intentionally give your society.

Ahhhhh Saga e pe......

Kings Of Kings, Lords of Lords, Jehovah Jireh Jehovah Nissi, El Shaddai, The one that is today, tomorrow and forever be thou exalted.

I could write from 2day til 2 moro and there still won't be enough words to express how grateful I am for preserving my life and the lives of my loved and closest ones. Thank You Lord.

agabaI23: Next time she will come with a relative a husband's friend and a church member who will share your bed with you. After two days, she will find your undies drawer to help herself.

Moreover, generosity with grudges brings no blessings. Love yourself first before your neighbour in case you want to listen to preaching in the first page

Funny but true If she fails to take a stand ASAP.

Odunnu: Make dem just do go tomorrow!
I will try and prevent them from coming next time

If you let her leave without saying something.

This is exactly what would happen the next time round

debrief08: Next time you will come from work and see them by the door
Anyway, sorry dear about all this Hosting people is a good thing but do it right.

Sagamite: No min Odunnu. She needs a good flogging.

LOL.....But she seriously needs to take a stand

Sagamite: Persin wey you no know, wey you no dey related to come dey exploit you and take over your house, she dey talk about feelings. Tcshew!

Eaxctly....It's not like she is family. She no even noe am from Adam or Eve gan sef.
I know she said the Woman is older but c'mon a line has to be drawn at some point. It's your house not hers. You are paying all the bills, she is not.
Pata pata the worse she can do is chat poppycocks about your personality.

Sagamite: Dem go soon tell her to move out and sleep in her car and she would agree because she does not want to hurt their feelings.

Lool... Was actually going to say that. She'll sooner rather than later take over the house and becomE MADAME.

Odunnu: The way it is now, if they give me notice of their coming next time, I wont agree but this woman takes me by surprise.
I dont know why some people act this way.
You are going on a family trip without proper preparation.
No towels, no soap, not enough clothes (I mean why would she wear my camisoles), no food. . .wth is in their luggage?
Yesterday, I was watching a movie on my laptop, my neigbour needed me to re-park so he could move his own car, the time I spent downstairs was less than 20mts only for me to come back and my system was missing.
Next I saw was my 'son' helping/teaching her how to play a movie. I havent set my eyes on my laptop again till now. She told me she bought some kiddies movies she's watching and would prefer watching it inside their room.
Na wa o.

This is what I am talking about when I say "Taking advantage of one's good nature especially when they know they can get away with it"

Not only is She sleeping and dinning in your house for free, She has now taken it a step further. Using your things without permission.

Nip it in the bud before She goes any further.

[quote author=acidosis™]abi, are you the "husband" of that lady?

@Odunnu, such things happens.. just see it like you're helping them. Hope they provide money for food sha?[/quote]Money for Food ke? I highly doubt that. I can count on one hand the amount of times I have either seen or heard about a "Nigerian Guest" do just that.

chaircover: Just read the husband and son bit. well if you dont feel comfortable about it, then tell them especially as you dont know the husband and the child from before. The problem with many people is that they like taking people for granted. Sometimes its not so much the money but showing respect to the host and I am sure that if when the woman cane the first time and left a token payment when she was leaving, you wouldnt be so angry now.

Nah. They are taking advantage of her good nature. It's a typical Nigerian trait.
If they know they can get away with it(as it is with this case), they'll keep on doing it.
She needs to nip it in the bud before it gets out of her control.

coogar: don't mind the dolt - trying to distort the facts. a whole monster drogba only scored more than 20 goals twice in 8 seasons and these tools want us to believe other strikers have benefitted from chelsea midfield in the past - who are they fooling?

Drogba is the only striker of the Abramovich era that has scored more than 20 league goals in a season.

coogar: this is another damning evidence that the system is faulty at chelsea. you mentioned mata was the 2nd top goal assistant last season and the combination of drogba + torres scored a total of 11 league goals last season. drogba(5 goals in 24 league apps), torres(6 goals in 32 apps). so who was mata assisting? lampard and david luiz

Don't mind Dayo.
The Joint total of 11 league goals is pretty much what Lampard and Sturrige each scored last season

dayokanu: How come Chelsea players are always on top of assist charts in the league and only Torres doesnt benefit from it They create chances for Drogba, for ANelka even for Ivanovic but not for Torres

What chances did they create for Drogba last year?
The same Drogba that scored a paltry sum of 5 goals in the league last season right?..... Should we also say Drogba was not making the right runs or may be He was not making himself available?

dayokanu: Mata was second last yr, Hazard currently tops, So much for the shoot first assist next fable you want us to believe

But yet the so called Midfielders and wingers keep on outscoring the team's strikers.
Or do you know of any other Top teams where this is a regular occurence?

dayokanu: So what is wrong this time. If its not Torres then it must be the midfielders like Mata Harzard and Oscar abi? They are not creative enough or they simply beef him and dont want to create for Torres

Torres failed to score, Failed to provide assist only thing he does is to keep shekpe

Not that they are not creative enough. They are yet to create chances for Torres.
If they were actually creating my stance would be a lot different.

coogar: nani/valencia/young//arshavin/gervinho/lennon/bale etc are the best wingers in the league, none of them has scored 13 goals in a single season because their main job is to assist centre forwards - in chelsea, forwards assist wingers

That says it all really.
Wingers with a "Shoot First/on sight not Assist First" policy

[quote author=A-40]Lukaku nko? Ricky Lambert?[/quote]You think the midfielders at southampton and west brom create one chance per game for their strikers?

[quote author=A-40]The question is does Torres himself put himself in a position to get more than one chance per game? If he is not breaking down attacks with his tentativeness or his being inert,he is being shoved off the ball offering little or no resistance at all!
He is not scoring not creating chances for others to score and is generally not doing anything on the pitch[/quote]The question should be are his midfielders looking for him often enough? If they are I don't see it.
No one arguing that his hold up play can't be improved. Ofcourse it can.
What I am saying is Let his Midfielders create goal scoring opportunities(not one per game) and then criticise him if he fails to deliver

[quote author=A-40]2 goals in 5 games is below par considering what his colleagues are managing and considering the fact that he has zero competition in his position[/quote]Well those colleagues have midfielders who are looking to feed them at every opportunity.
2 league goals in 5 games while not great is decent enough. I'm sure y'all won't be happy til he is scoring a brace every game.

dayokanu: You mean the midfield of Hazard, Mata Oscar stil cant create for him? So who do you want in midfield for Torres to score? Maradona, Cryuff or Pele

The question should not be still can't create rather it should be what have they created for him?
One chance per game is simply not good enough.

dayokanu: You mean Demba Ba, Tevez, Michu, Fletcher have been putting in superhuman performances?

This season so far, How many good games can you count for Torres?

The likes of Michu and Tevez have midfielders playing and creating chances for them. Torres does not.

Never said Torres has been amazing this season but you don't have to gloat everytime he fails to get on the score sheet.

[quote author=A-40]How many chances did the midfield create for Steven Fletcher this week and the week before? You guys are not helping Torres with this excuses yall keep making for him week in week out! We are not even saying score every week but at least pose a threat to the opposing team!! You watch Chelsea these days and the stewards are more of a goal threat to the opposition than Torres.[/quote]Why only fletcher how about the other strikers in the league? Van Persie, Defoe et al.

I'm certainly not making excuses for Torres. I've said several times that Torres himself is not helping matters but what I can't stand is the likes of DK mouthing off everytime Torres fails to get himself on the score sheet.

How do you expect to score If the Midfield keeps creating one chance per game?

[quote author=A-40]If he scored his first chance and misses another nineteen trust me no one would complain[/quote]Na lie people would still complain.

Torres's stats for the season reads 2 goals in 5 games yet people are still complaining.
The sad truth is that people expect superhuman performances from him week in week out just because of the £50M price tag.

[quote author=Missy_B]However, we gathered that the father of four is seriously searching for a new job as at the time we are filing this report.

It is still sketchy where the light skinned pilot will be heading to, but an insider squealed that he is working so hard to get a new job at the troubled Arik Airline or better still, a very reliable foreign carrier that is ready to agree to his terms and conditions.[/quote]Nigerian Journalism at it's absolute worst.

dayokanu: I am certain you didnt watch the game cos I cant start counting

25th min Mata released Torres faced the keeper and wasted it.

If Hazard, Mata, Oscar cant create chances for Torres, So who can? maybe Garba Lawal, Efe Sodje and Titus Bramble

Pls start counting.......So far you've mentioned just one chance
Where are the other chances? I dey wait o

I wonder how many goals Gomez woulda scored last season If the Bayern Midfield created one chance per game for him.

OMO IBO: Sarong and latif have over-used the above line.

Guess what -hazard, mata, oscar were on display - Still no joy

Surely, there has to be some jazz working against torres

Over used or not, Is it not true? It's quite simple create enough goal scoring opportunities and see If he won't tuck them in.

Guess what mate, that same Midfield trio created a grand total of ONE chance for Torres 2day.

OMO IBO: Is it that hjard to score a goal?
Jeebus!
Torres isn't vying for the strikers position with anyone but he simply cannot score. . .facking ell.

And how many chances did the Midfield create 2day?

dayokanu: Last week they said if Torres was pants why cant others score, Today Cole scored, On wednesday Oscar scored.

Torres 0 goals 0 assist. and he keeps starting games

How many chances did the Chelsea Midfield create for him? Or do u simply expect him to turn up and start scoring goals with zero creativity behind him?

I'm pretty sure you did not even see the match cuz if u did u woulda noticed how dire the Midfield unit of chelsea were 2day(most especially in the first half)?

dayokanu: Back here once again to analyze the performance of Fernandud Sanz Torres in a game the greatest problem (Lampard and Terry didnt play)

and he had his favourite cast Hazard, Mata, Oscar etc behind him

Mr Natevs waiting for your opinions

Give it a rest will ya

Chelsea as a whole were pants 2day not just Torres

dayokanu: I am waiting for the Chrelsea thread to be opened back so we can analyse the performance of Ferndud Sanz Torres

Oh pls give it a rest will ya..

The whole team was rubbish 2day not just Nando.

StarBoard: .
There was a Michael Carrick on the same pitch.yet Nani was judged by someone living in the 21st century as the best player that night.
With Nani, the story is always the same-. . .would have. . .as well as all the bla-blaing and pulling out all stops that folks like the quoted seem to do just to justify this waste of potential and hair gel.

Lol @ waste of Hair Gel

I know Oscar had a good game last night but let stop with the delusion he kept Pirlo quiet.

Anyone who has actually watched either Juve's opening games of the season or Italy qualifier's would tell u that he has been a shadow of himself this season. Not taking anything away from Oscar's energetic performance though.