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I come as a package.
Two in one A.K.A Buy one get one free
Half Virgin, Half Freak

Comot from hia jor, Hater

I've gotten more than enough compliments on FB

Awwwwwww e mi ni kan tan

My Igbo brethrens have a saying 'A freak at home is worth 3 in the bushes'

Fi mi si le jor

Lemme shower myself with compliments jare

ayettymama:
the gut thot he could do me anywho

i showed him se

khaki no be leather!!

the guy was even lucky- i was plannin to shank him

didnt have a knife!

You were lucky that the dude you slapped was a softy

Fyne Bwoi

FL Gators:
SMH"

Don't worry you'll be shaking others things in the Bedroom

Sharp Dresser

Why you dey shine teeth like shine shine bobo?

FL Gators:
Are you saying that I cant trust you home alone with my kids

Of course you can
Me and your kids will sit down and shayo from morning til night

Krayola:
@ Topic. Big football fan

You Bet!!!

@ POST

Oko Ashewo

FL Gators:
chic, ijo ti owo mi ba ka e, ahhhh, wa kigbe hallelujah

AMEN!!!!
Do me I do you God no go vex

ayettymama:


u call me woman wrapper u call me lesbo

Same Difference

Krayola:
@ Topic. My dilemna. Babysitting my nephew and niece, just put them to bed, and want to go outside to smoke that green stuff. But they're still awake and smart enough to figure out what i'm doing if I'm not on point. WHat to do?

Share it with them nau?

Ara Abule

ayettymama:
kai kai kai

do i resemble lesbo??



kunbee is ekiti??

Yes Ke

FL Gators:
oya, je ka sere die si

Oya je ka sere

FL Gators:
Noo, sorry. No can do.
Say what? ehhhhn? For where?
Noo sorry. I'll lend you mamagee foreva sha

Hehehehe
Chei nah Mama Gee una dey play like football abi?

Man Wrapper

O ja mi la ya ooo

FL Gators:

Nooooooooo It was meant for that Apari dude

Krayola:
forget dat guy. COme here babe. Come jam me with dat your trailer.

You chop winch?
Fi babe yen si lo oooo

Spiritual ko Intellectual ni. Shiorrrr

@ POST

Ex student of ISL

Olorun Maje.
Ko go do je be ni

Awwwwwwwwwwww

Krayola:
Is there something funny about me being a saint?

You no dey shame abi?
A mugbo like you claiming saint. Wonders shall never cease

ayettymama:
lolz

i cannot resist fine bobo ooo

wetin i go do

na london i de!! surrounded by geeky nerds!! and razz elephants!

now where the fine bobo?? show me!!

I can tell you reside in the Elephant and Castle area , right?

Oya one hour don pass come and chop your hourly koboko.
This one is for teasing moi

Krayola:
What year did u finish Chrisland college? Or u went to a different high school?

Nah the three older ones attended chrisland college.
Me and my younger sibling didn't. U.K came calling

FL Gators:
lol ewww, shouldnt there be a babymama bothering you at this time of the night?

I believe that any man older than 35 should not be on NL chasing chics like chic2pimp

WAKA!!!!!

Trust me you've said enough to have you sussed out  

ayettymama:
kaii did i hear sexy dude!!??

She was Referring to Jacqualin abi wetin una dey call am?

Chei small time she go talk say she no dey tease me

Dayumm I like Strong chics.
The two of us together would certainly break several beds

Impossicant!!!!
You know too much
If you are a Virgin, Krayfish is a saint

FL Gators:
cant ever hold anything against you sweety

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww you are making me Blush
That's why I loff you