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Krayola:
haha. I showed u an overhead shot of my whole village, u are showing me the finest junction in your village. that one is ojoro nah


I'm pretty sure I've been to all those places except maybe fajuyi. they all sound very familiar, especially Ikere. But I was a kid tho so I can't remember. My dad used to go my village every weekend and once in a while I'll just tag along.

Ara Oko oshi

FL Gators:
Im not sure why there aint no pix of ekiti on the net.
Next time I go, I'll take some pix and upload them on the internet

lol aww, daddy's bwoi lol
All I have to do is shake it and watch you run after me like a rat after cheese

I'm really disappointed that you think that low of yours truly

My Lil Sis finds that Dyke dude irritating
She says he's goy wayy to much tatts and he is too skinnyyyy

Come comot me nau?
Shey you fit lift that your Idi Araba off the couch as I see am so?

Serial w/a/n/k/e/r

^^^^ Stop showing us the Fyne areas jare.
Oya show us those Shanti towns jor

FL Gators:
Why do I have to get the "shioorr"?
I'm very sensitive you know

E ya pe le ooo come to papi

@ POST
I am Forever Young

FL Gators:
Ok, make I no lie, I will o
Esp your wahala and your cuteness when you actually think you''re sexy

Thanx dear, I know you'll miss me

Krayola:
Dat your nursery school that u guys wrote in the sand with sticks. The only thing you learnt there was how to calculate change for when people come and buy kolanut and benson from your "kiosk"

Truth is bitter jare.
Oya lie, tell me you lot didn't wear rice and garri sacks as your school uniform
Or Have you forgotten your favourite mode of transportation, Leggedz Benz
Remember when I used to see you early in the morning begging passengers to carry on their lap and the answer was always 'No'

Krayola:
If u know one tenth wetin dey my brain you go dey worth a few billion dollars  

How so?
Care to tell  the whole of NL what that wooden brain of yours has gotten you?
How comes you are still living in that mud hut in the midst of that shanti town?

googles:
^^^ eewwwwww

get multiple o.r.g.a.s.ms at the sight of a crawling baby

The dude is a Paedophile
Someone should pls alert both childline and the police force.

FL Gators:
Ok die na, I might enjoy the view

Nah lie
You go miss me die

ibkaye:
I look like a bird

I definitely can see the resemblance

googles:
i am very emotional

So am I

FL Gators:
I always mute the volume when yoruba movies get to the babalawo section.
I feel that whatever incarnation they're saying, it might happen to me

Orishirishi . Shioorrrrr

FL Gators:
wo, dnt kiss me jor

If you don't forgive me, I'll die ooo

Krayola:
In Ondo as at last time i was there. But then Ekiti was still part of Ondo so I don't know anymore.
i'll google it

You are from Ondo
No kidding

FL Gators:
@chic2pimp
So why dont you just get a knife and stab me with it?

Nooooooooo  that was not my intention

Krayola:
Clap for yourself.  Damn. . .I no know say dem dey teach state capitals for vulcanizer workshop nowadays. Very impressive stuff *nods head approvingly*  

In the words of Drogba, You are a fuckn disgrace

This shows the standard of the school you attended
I learnt state and it's capitals in Nursery two.
Wahlai you should sue your school for letting a dullard like yourself graduate

FL Gators:
chic2pimp, thatz enough.
I miss the gentle you

I'm sowry dear
Alright then, I'll ignore him henceforth

maddock:
Onneh to neh o willo lio
Edekidefiam

Same to you(x12)
Chei 2day is your lucky day oooo .
I don ready for you wahlai

Krayola:
Ekiti is in Ondo state right?

Olodo rabata o ju e ja lo mo je.
Ekiti is a state on it's own.

FL Gators:
You're now abusing a whole pool of ekiti blood?
Dont you know we're the ones that breed beautiful women
Watch your sef o

Breed ki ni?

Abeg wey dem be?
I nefa see them ooo

maddock:
If i woz u slap this morning eh, okra seed wey u no eat go fly out of ya mouth, abi you eat craze?

Dem no born the whole of your household well.
You dey mad abi you chop sh.i.t.
Oh bwoi no vex me 2day oooo. Ewu Ara.

FL Gators:


LOL Chic, mo so fun wipe o like wahala ju

E mi ke?
I am a gentle giant ooo

FL Gators:
I'm in my early 30s
I could be your sugamama
I promise to buy you cars and pay your rent
I loff it like that
I'm currently watching one now

No thanks don't need one

I no blame you sha, it runs in the Ekiti blood

Krayola:
E no matta wetin dem dey call am. . i juss know say dem like am. It's very jollof.    

If you post MY pincshure Google will remove Nairaland from their database. Na hazardous material. What they call Cyber waste  

For Real?
Shey nah so you Ugly reach?  

maddock:
Helloooooo, is this topic about ghanian girls? Can you guys please focus and lay aside every erotic (mis)adventures
One of the major problems of Nigeria apart from orruption,ineptitude and incompetency of her leaders is her size (though also a major strenght).Kai too many people in Nigeria with too many socio-economic problems hence their vunerability and availability to be used easily by mischief makers. But back to the topic, almighty Nigeria merging (or acquired) with Ghana, WAT DA HECH RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Mr English, Nah so dem dey spell those words abi?

FL Gators:
Damn, I loff village yoruba movies. . . .

Ara abule!!!!

FL Gators:
No we are not living it at that,.
Late or early 20s

Arinfin nii gbo gbo eleyii nau
I'm in my Mid 20's, I wo n ko?

Krayola:
see this bush meat. U suppose come see as super models dey line up to taste my lips. Dey call am chocolatatay

Iro Nla.
Nah 'Dudu Osun' dem dey call am

FL Gators:
lol chic, thatz enough.
You two are funny sha

Oya, chic go and answer my question on the other thread that we're also derailing

Okay dear

Next time Make una dey have respect for una Elders.

FL Gators:
Mo ni how old are you?

I'm in my 20's
Let's just live it as that

FL Gators:
@chic2pimp

Amala ke? Lemme see if Krayola doesnt mind eating amala tonight

The Bobo wey him face resemble Amala why him no go like am?
Ask am wetin turn him lips to Dudu osun?

I'm sowry, it's the fault of the Palm wine I had last night




P:S You berra get your mind out of gutter

Krayola:
Chei. . . me and my babe have turned P.i.mp to houseboy. Now that's what i call GAME!!  


Kasali!! KAsali!! If that iyan has koko, I will slap your face and remove out of your salary.  

The salary wet I dey earn in an hour, i fit use am feed you for 10 solid years and change go dey gan sef

FL Gators:
Chic2pimp is pounding the iyan the fastest he could. It'll be done in a few, darling
LOL I punish I dont spank.
I'll call MrCrackles to come and spank you now

Brashy ke?
According to Dayo he is busy spanking Edoyad's a$$


And yes pls punish me harder

Iyan ke?
Wahlai when i'm done nah Amala una go eat.

Now you are talking.
I know say you be footballer so I'll communicate with you using the language of footy.
Open your net, make I score goals  

Fi e si le ke?
No be you dey tease me