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She taught me how to value and treat women right
Sorry I couldn't keep a straight face writiing this

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=344420.msg5668700#msg5668700 date=1268287969]this na blackmail u wan blackmail me so, how u go talk say honorable member like me go write that kin thing [/quote]Abeg no kill for hia 2day ooo
No be you write am abi nah your twin write am?

There is no way you are 5"9 lai lai
Imagine table cloth , God forgive me ooo but those peeps are shameless
They'll fight over pants,boxers,singlets, sweets. What won't they fight over

I might just. . . .



She wants to introduce me to her good looking friends

FL Gators:
rotflmaooo. . . . you sure it wasnt me
Used to have this boy follow me around, stealing my food et all.
The whole town knew the two of us. . . . . oko atiyawo lol
I hated that bwoi with passion. . . . I had to learn to fight because of him

GBAM!!!
Back then me sef go dey talk 'I no like am ooo'
Nah beans, me wey I like am die
At least you learnt something good from the dude

You don craze finish
My Neighbour had a generator so it was like they were rubbing it in our face everytime bloody Nepa took light
We'll all shout 'Ohhhhhhhhh Nepaaaaaaa' cheiii laff Wan Kill Me Die Oooooo

No mind them jare.
As per the Naija customs nau, everyone older than you as an Aunty or Uncle.
Some of these shamless Mofos(I'm sowry ) will even beg for sweets or chocolates
In my mind I'm thinking it's for kids not agbayas

CLOseee I'm actually between 6"0 and 6"1(was 5"11 over a year ago)



She is 5"4 and weighs 9/ 9.5 stone

FL Gators:
Ok, so the men spoil it for us.
I mean, its typical. . . . Naija men in general sounds like frog croaking when they laugh

Nah lie oooo.
The women nah the no 1 culprit
One of their daughters was my age. Tbh, she was average looking but bwoi her bakassi and chesticles were
Nah so I go dey find the poor wahala, then she go chase me tire.
After she catch me me sef go feel am up(chei how times have changed)

Thunder strike ya yansh
You think say I be ara abule like some of you peeps sha
Shey you no wetin dem dey call t.v b4 you left naija

Well, my own case is different.
There are some peeps I don't know and I'm sure of it but cuz I am an ara ilu oyinbo they claim to know me. Shameless agbayas


Errr. . .May be


She hates school

Sexy ke? How so?
As I said one of my neighbours are an Ekiti Family so don't lemme tu una ashiri ooo

She's not ooo.
I just loff teasing her
My Day Job as usual
Dayum so you and chiogo both rolled tire with sticks hehehe
Fortunately for me, I had a Bike

For Real you can't remember
My Guess would be you were i primary 3 or 4 when you left

TRUE!!!!!!


She won't show me her primary school pics

Oh Zap 'OverBaked'
Reminds of a dude in my primary skools.
We were kids and didn't kn ow what we were saying then

You Innocent? I Laff in Ekiti Wayo .
Infact I laff again

Awe, you are very posh ooo.
Infact nah Kpomo and brokito(pig's leg) I go feed you
Lemm hear you speak and I'll know if you are indeed posh(quite a few amount of peeps in my high school were posh)
Or better still Ibukun is very posh

Iro. E no dey happen
You did primary school in Naija right(Lagos or ekiti)


She wants to see my primary school pics

Hot


I was talking about my a$$ or my ear

Missy, I think you are the Hot one

Nope. I only serve em' on special ocassions to special guests.
What's there to Modify There I said it 'I Was Born In A Land Far Far Away'

Look @ this Ara abule calling me Ara Oko.
Isn't this a case of the pot calling the kettle black?

Voyeurism means to spy or watch on someone going about doing their daily activities, be it in public or in private. This is an act of trespassing into other's privacy, an act which is not be condoned

Good Question . Don't mind my derry mind thinking to far ahead

Yessss


She's smoking hawwtttt

Oh that thread
Wetin I talk dia wey bad nau

Why my head, why not another part of my body

I doubt it.
Especially with the amount of deep voices i've heard.

Hell Nawwww. When Internet dey my hand



She is a Viewer

Nah who tell you say I've ever been a Naija man?
I was born in a land far far away


Sure lemme know. . . . .I'll welcome you with pepper soup and rat a$$

Wetin I say , Abeg quote me? 
Which of D'banj's foolish threads?
Make I check am cuz I can't even remember what I wrote

If I wasn't in the wrong, me sef woulda gone kanye(x2)

Lai Lai you no fit Backtrack.
Thank God I don quote am ooo.
Celts wussies abi shey nah agberos must see this

I'm serious ooo that dude's voice will wake up sharp sharp even @ my age
So you can how it sounded to a lilo kid


Hell no. I'll rather use pliers to remove my toe nails than watch it(FFS, seun it's s/e/x not fuckin intimacy )



Her Favourite show is Snoop Dogg's Fatherhood series

MzDarkSkin:
notice I said Shabba looks like a fist LMAO!

but yea some girls who i find ugly can be a real problem to look at and deal with personality wise.

Oh My Bad

FL Gators:
Tehehehe thatz why I like peeps like you chamotex and dayo. . . .
No wahala, smooth and hilarious lol

But you sef, you've been getting into a lotta trouble lately

Dikee's case is not natural ooo
The amount of curses he has received on NL is enough to last any human 5 life times


Me Ke? Oya name names
I should probably apologize to pweety abi see how she went all Kanye on me

Thank God I'm not a Naija Man or I woulda taken offence to that .

You attend Uni of Florida right?
I'll come down one of these days. My mate schools there too

Hell no. It's simply means she wants Nookie Nookie
A Lil bit deep.
One of my uncle's voice was really deep and the dude frightened me for a while . So was my grandad however he was a Gentle soul.




Her Favourite sport is Netball

FL Gators:
LOL I've recently learned that. So I dnt bother wasting my energy unless I want to cause trouble.

From Jaybee "You cant always win, Just ignore"

That's where most peeps go wrong. They always want to have the last word as that somehow signifies or consolidates their victory. Awon Alakori
Some arguements last forever, it becomes so ridiculous

Saliva or Urine, you decide


I can tell you'll like the taste of it.

Well those smiles of yours tell a different story

Not the deepest but lil bit deep.




In the words of crazy nollywoods movies 'She is in loff with moi'

FL Gators:

I know how hard it is to Ignore some peeps especially when they keep chipping at you however sometimes you just have to.