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Krayola:
I no blame you o. E be like say u just collect freedom from that vulcanizer place wey u dey do apprentice abi? That na why your mouth dey sweet u abi. U have celebrated with 2 small stout now u feel like champion.   Chei. WOnders shall never cease.  

Haha Oloshi
Toilet mopper feeling funky
Your mates dey work for Bank, you dey hia dey beg for your daily bread. O ki n ti ju ni?

FL Gators:
so says what?
moti so fun e wipe wahala e poju

What would you do, Spank Me?
Oh yesss Spank Me More and Harder

O se ooo. O ku ife
Don't you mean the two of us need help .
Oya meet me for room make we go sort out our problems

maddock:
Helloooooo, is this topic about ghanian girls? Can you guys please focus and lay aside every erotic (mis)adventures

Will you sharrap dia and focus on the topic @ hand.
Nah wetin concern you with erotic (mis)adventures?

FL Gators:
Nothing jare

just as i thought

Krayola:
haha. Me, mop floor. kai!! That floor will be turned into a holy site the moment i'm done. People will come there to receive healing and miracles.


I say make u ask FLgators. The tin sweeeeeeeett. Chei!! Its wondaful

Will u get your mind out of the gutter!?!? These children of nowadays sef.

So you chop pum pum abi?

FL Gators:
Cheiiii, ok, you two needs to stop derailing this thread nau

SO says who/

Krayola:
 Omo. . . that my shiny head na action full am. WHen i meet babes I just show them my shiny head and they watch, in HD, the magic i can perform. No need for toasting again sef. . by the time they watch small na dem go dey beg me to carry dem go. All thanks to afari korodo.  

 Omo buruku
Nah who tell you say nah HD dem dey watch?
How dem go watch t.v for your kwarshiokor head?

Krayola:
haha. Me, mop floor. kai!! That floor will be turned into a holy site the moment i'm done.  People will come there to receive healing and miracles.  

For where?
You wey go mop floor from tusk til dawn die. Shior

FL Gators:
Emi ni alokori omo abi?
Wa sibi, you need to be punished

Wahlai Mo gba e.
I seriously need to be punished.
Puhlease show me no mercy

Wetin I do nau, ehn Iya?

Krayola:
psscchheeww!! Wetin u go do. Oya nah. . come fight.

You get mouth?
You know I no the Barbershop where you mop floorwork
Make I no come jam you for dia

Krayola:
At all o. Ask Flgators wetin she give me chop. the tin sweet anyhow

Iro nla
Nah wetin you chop?

I think you Misread the words of the Creator.
He said 'Oluwatoyin alakori onisekuse omo, bo ya lo mo pe omo Chic2pimp yen ni o ma fe'

OLUWATOYIN TOMATO ojigbijigbi

Chei see those lips
I fit bite am die

FL Gators:
lol you do, dont you?
Just dont get my bakassi confused with chic2pimp'z

Thunder fire ya Idi Araba

Krayola:
 My radar doesn't detect rodents, only cream of the crop bakassi - the type wey dey cause accident for road. I know exactly where u are. u are the brightest dot on my screen.  

Krayfish nah me you dey abi?
I no blame you sha, when the sun sets on your shiny apari head why no go see double. Omo radarada

Oya bring ya Bakassi hia make I use am

FL Gators:
Stop it, I told you its never gonna happen

We seriously need to stop derailing threads up and down lol

We shall see

Wahlai we seriously need to stop ooo
Oya stop teasing moi jor

Krayola:
What are u laughtering? If i catch u

Ma ta si obinrin yen ooo

Krayola:
Me, as a original bad guy consine, i go kill dem both and get away with it clean clean   . . . u go chop rat poison and die like a worthless rodent. All because of ikebe.  

Die ke?
A bi o je igbe yo ni

I'll rather you teach me Bedmatics
Ma bii nu sweetheart, mo sowry gan ooo

FL Gators:
wateva lol.
Telling is too much. . . . if I count how many nationality of women sjeezy has supposingly dated, I would need 5 extra pairs of hand

The more pairs of hand you grow, the better.(It will definitely help during Nookie Nookie time )
Sleazebag's case is incurable.
He needs to consult Tuberculosis Joshua

Krayola:
haha. . . because of woman. chei!! lai lai

Oya tell me difference between wetin I post and wetin you post?

E wo ati e mi ni ooo
Ahn Ahn no vex nau

Take Rat Poison or Jump off third mainland bridge.

FL Gators:
What does dat haf to du with the thread?

Everybody must tell their story with women of one nationality or the other

Telling is sharing and sharing is giving
We don't discriminate

FL Gators:
If not because you've told me that you feran my mouth before, I'd have kicked you

Hmm. . . I like that
We'll both be kicking each other in the bedroom

seunspice:
Zidane is the Professor, Ronaldinho just obtained his PHD then dropped out cause he needed to do something else for a while. Most football followers saw Zidane at Real, His days at the French Championat and Juventus have gone unnoticed. Please go to youtube and see clips from those pre real madrid days of Zidane, you would agree with me that overall, zidane is better to an extent.
Personally, i feel Zidane's greatest asset over Ronaldinho is his ability to spur a team on. Ronaldinho can single handedly win a match, but notice how badly his teams perform when he is not in a game. To appreciate more of Zidane go watch clips from Euro 2004.

Forget this 'Go and watch youtube clips' schitzo , why don't you tell us how good he was well he played during his time in Juve?

^^^^^ Elenu gutter Mschewwwwwwwwwwww

Funny thread .

Buncha Bastards!!!!!

sjeezy8:
Im not surprised esp in naija where a gov a spanks another grown man, law makers bite journalist, reps slap eachother wives, I mean I dont know who these people think they are mehn- they are too glorified when they are ordinary govs who are suppose to work for the people. They are employed by the people.

sagluva:
i told my bf that if he ever cheats on me, i'll break the windows of his car, slash his tires, break his laptop, bleach his clothes and i'll get some of my boys to beat the black out of him lol

Tbh, you are only destroying what you bought in the first place so that wouldn't really hurt .

helovesme:
i find it amusing that some people think i made this up.

what exactly do i aim to acheive from such.
just an update: we are still together, our love has been waxing stronger, we've had a few arguements which is normal in any relationship. we have been supportive of one another in numerous ways, lovemaking has been wowwww
i thank God for bringing our paths together
truly: men like him are rare !

You asked the question right, why don't you give us the answer?

Chei see as how una finish the bobo life