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FL Gators:
dork.

Cock

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww see Chi Chi

chiogo:
It should be almost 6 am if you're in London. Same thing, you shouldn't be awake.

I shouldn't be awake but heck I am deal with it
Besides oogling that backside of yours is enough to keep a man awake .

FL Gators:
Are you telling me that London's time is now different from Naija's time?
See your mouth. . . . gbenu wa
Joking oooooo tehehhe

GOD knows you weren't jking there
E nu mi wan be oooo

FL Gators:
chickenscratch,

Its almost 7am in London abi na UK,
Dont you ppl sleep?
Abi ole ale lo n se ni? Yahoo yahoo no good o

Olodo, you don't even know the time. O ma se oooo
BTW, I've already taken a siesta so I ain't feeling sleepy just yet.
Yahoo ke? Olorun ma je. Tufiakwa.

chiogo:
^^ LMFAO!! @ chicken scratch.
Yes oo, was wondering the same thing.

You go dey wonder, wonder wonder wonder wonder. Wonder wonder wonder wonder, till you turn to wonderer

FL Gators:
smh.

So ara e oooo

chiogo:
LOL

U dey laff?

chiogo:
lmao!!!! What did you smoke tonight?

Good Question
When I see you for my home, I go tell you

chiogo:
Shut up joo. Someone looking would actually think there's something between us.

If you'll still like to keep it secret, then it's fine by me

chiogo:
Jamaican? That's a new one. Doesn't make any sense, like what do they stand to gain from that?.

I'll also like to know .
I've seen it quite a few times myself and to put it bluntly they sound absolutely ridicuolus.

chiogo:
It is.

That's the reason why I would rather not see it again.

chiogo:
you're a joker. SMH.

Whatever tickles your fancy

FL Gators:
of course nau, se obirin ni kii n wa feran ni?
mo ni, iferan mi ko to titi e

yes nau.no be her you dey talk?

A le so, you might be Bi
Iferan ti e ko ja ti me.

Well, I haven't seen or heard from her in a while also

chiogo:
Size 16 indeed. I give up on you, Chic2shrimp.

Y'all look at this https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-404473.0.html#msg5593961

Don't worry dear, that's the last thing I'll do(give up on you)

I have seen that apalling act of violence and truth be told I really don't want to see it again.
It just saddens and angers me

This is the third time i've seen on NL and tbh instead of it getting easier for me to take in, it gets worse.

Don't think I've ever seen a worse act of violence in my life.

Can someone pls translate this dude's post in plain english pls?

Dude, both your Grammar and sentence structuring is appaling to say the least. Sort It Out!!!!!

FL Gators:
Emi ko like okurin to bi o se like obirin.

You don tao Gabrywl [aka Gabry] be4? Where is she?

O tu n paro abi?
O like okunrin jor.

Which Gaby?
Is it that Asian Babe?

FL Gators:
werent you just complaining about size 14 chics

I certainly was however if you and chiogo are both size 16's , I'm willing to make exceptions
Besides, what I classify as Big might be average to most men

chiogo:
Have I 'forget', ke? Yes, I have 'forget'.
Another pedo.

I know say that wan nah lie, there is no way you can forget. It's simply impossicant
Paedo ke? Aren't we both 12?

chiogo:
*Death* but NEGATIVE!! Young as in around my age, like a year or two older.
Oh yea, I forgot I'm 12, you are kinda right.
This your imaginary 'nookie' sef.

Well if you are 12, so am I and we can 12 ourselves together on the. . . . .  
Berra watch your tongue, If not I'll be forced to carry out my threat of 'No Nookie'

FL Gators:
chic2pimp, this boy, when did you become such an ashewo like this eh?
na dayo's fault, rubbing off of my bro abi?
oti like obirin ju, ah an

Well, I certainly learnt from the best
You berra no spoil my name on NL ooo, I'm not an asewo oooo
E wo nko se o like okunrin ni?

FL Gators:
chic2pimp, this boy, when did you become such an ashewo like this eh?
na dayo's fault, rubbing off of my bro abi?
oti like obirin ju, ah an
dnt mind him. na everybody's a$$ he don tap.
even halle berry's own

Oh Zap How did you know that
Infact I've just finished tapping Halle's, I'm onto Gaby Union

FL Gators:
Lol dude was talking about how cheap he is, that he'd take me to burger king on our first date.
Told the dork that I dont do broke@$$

Cheap ke?
Burger King ke? I'm sure you meant Mama Put
Well nah your business be that but me sha I do do Big a$$ females.
Infact I do dem wella

chiogo:
The guy can dream sha. He also said he was 'tapping my a/s/s' some time ago.

Stop fronting on NL jare .
Or have you forget all those noises you made?

chiogo:
Oh hellz no. I like 'em young.

As I've always suspected .
10 year olds and 11 year olds, right?

FL Gators:
Awe, ko ra e soun jare.
koo to choke lori erin e
Mii feran e moh

Even chiogo can vouch for my gentle side.

Haha 'Awe' I haven't heard that word in a long while .
My Neighbours was were an 'Ekiti' Family.
Lai Lai mo le choke lori erin.
O do obinrin ni mo le choke si

Chiogo would be lieing if she said that. Besides, she knows there won't be any nookie tonite if she says so

becomricch:
This is bad. not again.

thank God , we no dey fbi watch list. Beaf should be on FBI watchlist and ameka aloy, they are terriost on nairaland. joking.

FL Gators:
kilo wa pe iyan?
O lucky wipe mo feran e, nba ti gba e leti gba e nimu.
Luckily, I'm a gentle peace-loving child

Iyen o se e bu ooo
E mi nah feran e ooo(singing to tune of Love Me Jeje)
'Gentle peace loving child' I laff in Ekiti Hausa.
Infact I laugh for the second time again

chiogo:
Na so we see am.

Are you by any means also dating a 'Sugar Papi'?

FL Gators:
Emi ni mo baje?
ahh odun mi sha
emi, emi nukan nukan.
For me to be getting abused at this age, oti o

Yes ke, O ba je gan oo
Nukan Nukan ko Kuli Kuli ni. Shior
E mi o bu e ooo

chiogo:


The key-word in my post being 'IF'.

If's and But's nah you Know

chiogo:
It is different, true. But it just looks wrong. Imagine if this guy is 27 and he's going with a 17-yr old?

Well it's something I won't do but hey they are peeps that would do it.

If there are 40 something year olds hitting on 18 year olds, I see no reason why a 27 year old won't hit on a 17 year old

FL Gators:
Chic2pimp, you're a case of a lil boy wanting a big car.
No no o, not till you start making that 6-fig sal

E mi nah?
O ma ba je ooooo
I know say you dey joke so I won't take you seriously

chiogo:
Yes, it is if the two are both minors(below 18). If the guy is over 18 and the girl is less than 18 even if she's 17, he could go to jail still.

I'm sure this guy is not a minor. 

He is definitely not a minor

I thought the naija constitution was different in regards to the age of consent

FL Gators:
ASEWOOOO, I knew you've been waiting for mamagee to turn 16. shior

Which Mama Gee?
Abeg make she no hear this ooo 
Besides why woulda want to hit on Gee Mama when I'm alreading tapping yours

chiogo:
If I was a fair weather fan, I woulda disowned the Celtics a LONG time ago since the '08 Championship. 

You should be ashamed of yourself for posting the above statement

What should the like of Bawo whose team hasn't won a title in over 10 year or better still the likes of Na2day whose team hasn't won the title since Jesus Christ first ascended on earth do ehn?

Rubbish Thread!!!!! Mscewwwwwwwwwwwwww

The rate of @ which this uesless threads keep appearing on NL is nothing short of alarming.

chiogo:
Look at this pedo of a poster. And how old are you??

All these pedos sef. Nonsense.

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]exactly!!! its just so disgusting!!!

and thanks.[/color]

Paedo ke?
How so?
. . . . . . Or ain't the age of consent 16?

Chi Chi wetin nah?
Make we no speak the truth again abi?

Watching olympics Ice Hockey

Canada vs Slovakia

FL Gators:
Anyone that claims Ekiti usually gets that reply nau.
Se oo moh ni?

Oh my bad
I probably should claim Ekiti more often.

otawa:
More like a beautiful combination of English and Yoruba language. wicked.

You should know by now that Gators is an 'Egun' .
She can't speak the yoruba dialect properly.

FL Gators:
I bet you usually get "oo, no wonder you fine like this, omo to lewa"

How the Zap did you know that?
Are you pyschic?

Well, I tell peeps that I am from Ekiti