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Education › Re: Nairalander(chiogo) Becomes The First Nigerian Valedictorian In Boston, Usa by chic2pimp(m): 7:46pm On Feb 24, 2010
dayokanu:
Chickenshrimp, You sef dey form better person. No be you dem slap inside metro last year trying to use your elbow to tap a girls chest forming like you were dozing?
So you still get mouth reply?  huh undecided
Shame no catch you abi? embarassed embarassed embarassed
You suppose hide your face 4 life bloody ashy tongue

SEFAGO:
^ I don't rub on girls- I just think its creepy, rubbing yourself on some random girl undecided on Nigerian buses. You know soap and Nigerian girls are as different as chicken and beef
Oh no you did not just say that shocked shocked shocked cheesy grin

SEFAGO:
Yeah tapping current from alata babes undecided, dayokanu does not see to have game
Game ke? huh huh
You should never put Dayo & Game in the same sentence again.
Dayo go tap anything even Malu if dem dey wear skirt shocked grin
Education › Re: Nairalander(chiogo) Becomes The First Nigerian Valedictorian In Boston, Usa by chic2pimp(m): 7:01pm On Feb 24, 2010
dayokanu:
For real, Never knew we have something in common.

Lemme think,
I used to roll tyres on the street barechested as a child, Did you also?

I used to steal meat from my mom pot as kid, Did you also?

I used to have a mad crush on some girls in my Primary 3 class, Did you also?

I used to lust after my Primary 4 class teacher, Miss Mireku(Ghanaian) Did you also have a crush on your teachers?

I used to tap current from babes in Molue buses and I prefer standing for maximum effect, Did you do same too?
Shakes his head in pity embarassed embarassed embarassed

Most peeps would feel so embarrased that they wouldn't even want to think about it not to talk off writing it down for the whole of NL to read.
However seeing that you are an Ashewo Ten Kobo, I can't say that I am suprised you did it.
Celebrities › Re: World Tallest Teenager by chic2pimp(m): 6:52pm On Feb 24, 2010
TBH, I wouldn't really pay any attention to the survey The Sun carried out.
If The Daily Mirror carried out their own survey, I bet they'll get a different result.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Inter Milan Vs Chelsea [2 - 1] On Wed, 24 Feb by chic2pimp(m): 6:43pm On Feb 24, 2010
mykali:
you're just being anti-Chelsea
when last did you watch Inter play?
2 weeks ago.
Tbh, I'll rather watch my team(Milan)play than Boring Inter.


P:S Saying that Mourinho did not Make Inter doesn't make me anti chelsea.
Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind (remix)? by chic2pimp(m): 6:32pm On Feb 24, 2010
Man, I'm stressed out undecided
Education › Re: Unilorin Leads Nigerian Varsities In World Ranking by chic2pimp(m): 5:55pm On Feb 24, 2010
dayokanu:
Example See the English written by a University student who says his school is top notch
Hehehehehe grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Inter Milan Vs Chelsea [2 - 1] On Wed, 24 Feb by chic2pimp(m): 5:53pm On Feb 24, 2010
9jafreak:
[size=13pt]Inter vs Chelsea -- my God!

Two Teams made by Mourinho, yawns! tongue[/size]
I laff in urhobo grin
Chelsea may be, but Inter Nahhhhhhhhhh undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by chic2pimp(m): 6:41am On Feb 24, 2010
agabaI23:
See speed wee my friend carry enter thread. Same trend whenever them win.

Man you played well today. Should have scored more goals.

Well done!
Hehehehehehehehe grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ladies Boycott Every News Network, Demand Handsome Anchors by chic2pimp(m): 5:42am On Feb 24, 2010
bawomolo:
women shouldn't be watching the news, don't they have better things to do like the laundry and cooking.
Hehehehehe grin grin grin grin

@ JeSoul
Aren't you meant to be in the bedroom procreating Lil Juniors? huh tongue grin
Education › Re: Nairalander(chiogo) Becomes The First Nigerian Valedictorian In Boston, Usa by chic2pimp(m): 5:29am On Feb 24, 2010
SEFAGO:
I pray God forgives you for your evilness undecided
May sango impregnate you with octuplets tongue
Evilness ko Kokonets ni shior grin cool
Family › Re: Best And Worst Marriage Advices by chic2pimp(m): 5:25am On Feb 24, 2010
[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=401266.msg5548856#msg5548856 date=1266623008]If you eat your flesh in marriage, you should always wait for it to come back and bite you. grin grin[/quote]Hehehehehe grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Make una no mind Mama Gee oooooo grin grin
Forum Games › Re: Random Facts About Yourself (part 2) by chic2pimp(m): 5:21am On Feb 24, 2010
chamotex:
Me I don find my wife . . . . I dey relocate go Yankee
So Gator's bazookas & Idi Nla made you relocate shocked grin
Na wa ooo. The allure of the a$$ cheesy

FL Gators:
You two are such pervs.

And chamo is just lying jare. Have no pix on FB cool
I'll take that as a compliment tongue
The Bobo take say him don see am jor tongue. Or why would he take the risk of relocating if him nefa see am huh undecided
Sports › Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by chic2pimp(m): 5:15am On Feb 24, 2010
H2O2:
So imagine chimp2shrimp has the audacity to nigrify kobe like this. who else but the greats have the temerity to pull off that stunt of licking their own chops? you know why? it's because they can. they are just that darn good. they transcend the game and make their peers look like kindergarteners. The LePuppy you're slurping is just learning to take baby steps. If you were 1/100th as good as they are you would do worse. It's the same pride and cockiness that is exuded by the likes of Michael Jordan that allows them to punch their own teammates and talk down on their peers. Just because they can and they're that damned good. So next time you see a great like Mr. Bryant step foot on the court to make music . . . simply appreciate it while it lasts. Pure talents and raw skills like that don't come around often.
Chei see me see trouble ooo grin
Did my post really deserve this lenghty reply shocked shocked cheesy cheesy
Abi you be one of those Kobe Groupie? undecided wink

[quote author=flo_path link=topic=344420.msg5572287#msg5572287 date=1266965460]grin Chic2pimp so it's lebron that is not self absorbed? What about all those LBJ MVP shirts he was wearing around?[/quote]I never said that Lebron was not self absorbed nau grin
Although Kobe own's reach anoda level cheesy.

chiogo:
^ And who are the better people? huh lipsrsealed

Taa, keep nibbling on Kobe's butt. Chic2shrimp, carry on jare. tongue
Hehehe grin grin. You forgot to add Butt hole grin
Forum Games › Re: Random Facts About Yourself (part 2) by chic2pimp(m): 5:09am On Feb 24, 2010
FL Gators:
Kilo n se eleyi?
eyo bo se n pana pana bi NEPA, to n fe enu e bii pe werepe n se?
Se oto nii? undecided
Is your Idi that big shocked cheesy cheesy
chamotex:
Razzzzzzzclart shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Ewo oyan . . . . Jheeeez cheesy

Chic2pimp, you're missing mehn
Asewo ni bobo yii sha cheesy grin grin

Yes oo I'm missing jare cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Can A Nigerian Girl And Her Father Be Romantically Involved? by chic2pimp(m): 5:02am On Feb 24, 2010
Yes ke they can be romantically involved nau undecided
Abi you nefa hia of the saying 'Like Father, Like daughter' undecided
His Daughter ma foot mschewwwwwwwwwwwwwww cool
Forum Games › Re: Random Facts About Yourself (part 2) by chic2pimp(m): 4:59am On Feb 24, 2010
chamotex:
If u havn't got any pics of your big arse [i]t[/i]itties, then dont bother. angry angry angry angry
Thatz the whole point innit
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin
Education › Re: Nairalander(chiogo) Becomes The First Nigerian Valedictorian In Boston, Usa by chic2pimp(m): 4:57am On Feb 24, 2010
Chei see my handiwork oooo grin grin grin grin
I no suppose re open this thread ooo grin grin grin grin grin
Culture › Re: My View: Nigerian vs Carribbean Women by chic2pimp(m): 11:15pm On Feb 23, 2010
Rastamann:
Jamo women dey 'pon top a ting', dem a dey sexy, nuff rispect to dem. Poverty and greed no allow naija women see road.
And Jamaica is a rich country, right? huh huh undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Stuttgart Vs Barcelona [1 - 1] On Tue, 23rd Feb by chic2pimp(m): 11:08pm On Feb 23, 2010
Krayola:
Up Barca grin

shickenchimp . . be like say man utd don comot una for setting grin cool what next? copa italia?
No shakings. Besides, the tie is not yet over.
Also the league is by no means over. Still in the race for the Scudetto wink
Culture › Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by chic2pimp(m): 10:18pm On Feb 23, 2010
michelin89:
Wetin? You wan seduce us?
Hehehehe grin grin grin grin seduce indeed grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Stuttgart Vs Barcelona [1 - 1] On Tue, 23rd Feb by chic2pimp(m): 9:58pm On Feb 23, 2010
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IBRAAAA grin

HIS FIRST EVER GOAL IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE KNOCK OUT STAGE grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Fans Thread. by chic2pimp(m): 9:57pm On Feb 23, 2010
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IBRA grin grin

HIS FIRST GOAL IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE KNOCK OUT STAGE grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Fans Thread. by chic2pimp(m): 9:51pm On Feb 23, 2010
Krayola:
haha. Yes it is. your point is? undecided
There is a Stuttgart vs Barcelona thread wink

BTW, Ibra has been out of sorts tonight.
Travel › Re: "Horror On Lagos - Benin Expressway!" <<FAKE - It Was an ACCIDENT by chic2pimp(m): 9:45pm On Feb 23, 2010
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Sports › Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by chic2pimp(m): 9:43pm On Feb 23, 2010
^^^^^^ ;Hehehehehe D grin grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Stuttgart Vs Barcelona [1 - 1] On Tue, 23rd Feb by chic2pimp(m): 9:40pm On Feb 23, 2010
Abeg shey Ibra dey dis match? undecided
Cuz I nefa see am ooo or as he done his usual champions league disappearing act? huh undecided
Sports › Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by chic2pimp(m): 9:06pm On Feb 23, 2010
bawomolo:
what about the 10 or so grizzly fans?
Those ones too are real fans nah grin
Atleast dem dey stick to their team in sickness and in health(more in sickness if I may add grin)

[quote author=flo_path link=topic=344420.msg5571092#msg5571092 date=1266951830]Thanks Jesoul. These guys just couldn't wait to pounce on me. Don't worry guys, I won't reply now. No shaking, Let's wait for the playoffs when your teams start crashing out one after the other. Then we can have a real discussion.
@H2O2: this your obsession with kobe no be small thing oh. I like him though, atleast compared to lebron, who is totally obsessed with himself.[/quote]The Irony in that statement is mind boggling.
If Kobe's tongue could reach his balls, he'll probably lick em' grin. That's how much he loves himself.

Btw, we no dey pounce on you(don't swing that way)
We think that you are a Glory Hunter, that's all tongue cheesy

JeSoul:
Is there a trophy for "real fans"? grin One must reserve the right to dump perenial losers who show no intentions of ever moving out of the bottom feeding barrel grin
'Real fans' don't need trophies to continuously follow their teams. They have two things money can't buy, 'Pride & Loyalty' unlke some peeps tongue
Fake Fans A.K.A Groupies A.K.A Chiogo & Flo don't possess this two qualities grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by chic2pimp(m): 8:42pm On Feb 23, 2010
dayokanu:
This is actually laughable. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Keep laughing you hia
If not for bad finishing, we shoulda been 3 goals up during the opening 30 minutes at the San Siro last week .
And from what I witnessed during the match vs Everton, I see Milan having tonnes of opportunities to score.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by chic2pimp(m): 8:18pm On Feb 23, 2010
BlueDiva:
WTF are you saying?
Inter will beat AC, CFC will beat Inter, go figure.
Two different competitions
Inter might be better in the league(partly due to the fact that they have a better squad) however we are better than Inter when it comes to the champs league.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=362607.msg5571091#msg5571091 date=1266951821]It's a done deal.
Leonardo has told the decision makers of AC Milan that he is ready to step aside after the San Siro defeat.
3 away goals? shocked shocked shocked A 6-man United team will go through at OT. Never mind 11-man squad.[/quote]Milan is also capable of scoring 3 away goals. We have got the firepower.
I won't write off milan just yet wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by chic2pimp(m): 7:54pm On Feb 23, 2010
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=362607.msg5570979#msg5570979 date=1266950640]Like we needed him to beat AC Milan away from home.[/quote]Chillax
The tie is not yet over wink.
Culture › Re: My View: Nigerian vs Carribbean Women by chic2pimp(m): 7:43pm On Feb 23, 2010
follypimpi:

Alakori,Onisekuse.
O se ooo. O ku ife tongue

bawomolo:
you self how you take youtube passa passa?
research uh?
No mind am jare
Billions of things dey youtube but no nah Passa passa him dey check grin grin
Bloody ashewo cheesy cheesy

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