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KANYE MY MAN. I CONGRATULATE YOU FOR A JOB WELL DONE

Call her names like Fatty,Fatty bum bum,Fat ass,Yokozuna,Orobo,Fat mama,Hippo e.t.c.

Trust me she'll shed the excess baggage quickly

xynerio:
@z-murda. Thanks for your motivation. I will try my best. When am true with her she will beg for more.

She be minor oooo. No talk say I no warn u ooo. Na paedophilia area u dey reach ooo.

davidylan:
see them . . . tennis fans only 4 periods in the yr.

I ain't like u . I follow tennis throughout the year .

eyonigger:
shrimp, are u gaygott? Or Bi? Cos i see sey u get crush fro AmAka too.

Nah I ain't like you. I am 100% straight .

As for Amaka ,no be u and her dey caress each other up and down NL like OkO and Iyawo.

If she no gree, you fit use Krayfish as substitute. Norrin spoil dia .

Krayola2:
I no know o. Him think like say i resemble him boyfriend, Diego. I tell am say i straight but the guy no gree. I tire o

Shuush ya mouth,bloody gay

bluespice:
in summary, any guy complaining about the way women choose to carry their hair can collectively jump off the next cliff or canyon

You will have the take the lead. Jump first, then we might think about doing the same.

Beaf:
So am I only dreaming am posting from Aso Rock?

Yes oooo. Your own palava even pass dream. U don kolo for head

Kobojunkie:
People actually believe a poll here on nairaland mirrors reality?? Roflmao!!!! If it was so, why do we continue to have what we have ooo?? Roflmao!!!

Na so we see am ooooo

U1:
Guy, you wicked no be small

I no wicked oooo . I jus dey tell am as I see am ooo

Read the posts right below. This Guys are the wicked ones. Dem be satan himself.

gmyguy:
give her some chris brown-rihanna, smack da ho, loving

german007:
SLAM your D*****K DEEP INTO HER MOUTH,,AND MAKE HER CHOKE OVER IT!

MrPrsdent:
put pepper for her 'kini' while she is asleep

thats the literal translation of show am pepper.

leye1234:
@poster, I have a lasting solution for you. PUSH the BITCH off the BRIDGE.

davidylan:
beat her.

SHEY U SEE I NO BE THE WICKED ONE HIA. NAH ONLY SLAP I TALK OOOO .

Onlytruth:
Here is the result again:

Those for division - 71.2%
Those against division - 28.8%

My interpretation:
This survey is by no means scientific, but it reflects the views of the most active members of our society. No one comes to NL Politics section unless he/she is really interested in the politics of Nigeria. Mark my word, there are top members of the Nigerian ruling class on NL. They mask their identity of course, but they are here. So, that poll is important.

Three set of lies were told in the part I highlighted.



First lie 'It reflects the views of the most active members of our society'. Thats a fat lie. It reflects nothing. A few Tribalists on NL votes on an issue and it suddenly reflects the views of active members of our society. C'mon now,get real buddy.



Second lie 'No one comes to NL Politics section unless he/she is really interested in politics of Nigeria'. Thats another lie. I know for a fact a lot of peeps go on the NL politics section just to cause aggro(they know exactly what buttons to push to achieve this). Some NL members also go there just for laffs and nothing serious.



The Third and Final Lie 'Mark my word,there are top members of the ruling class on NL'   Oh come now who do ya think u are talking to? Kids? . Until u show evidence proving otherwise,that statement can only be seen as false.

The First Zurich's goal was as a result of a clear dive.

Loosing Xabi also caused a momentary lapse in concentration which lead to y'all conceeding two goals in two minutes.

Krayola2:
Zurich get one back thru a penalty (What a wonderfully executed dive ). I really really like this Zurich team!

Exactly.

Krayola2:
cristiano Ronaldo bangs in freekick for Real Madrid. 0-1 to Madrid

I'm watchin this game from class. if i get caught i'll get banned from bringin my laptop to class. And this idiot babe beside me keeps staring at my screen. I go soon spit for her face now. alakoba oshi!!

Na lie jare stop lying. Class ko,school ni. No be for you cleaning job u dey watch am. U come hia dey form like we go chop am. Bloody agbero

5-2 Real madrid.

Atletico draws their match @ home. Chelsea leads the group.

Milan are one crazy team. Shyte in Serie A, brilliant in the Champions League. The Exact opposite of Inter.

Ronaldoooooooooooooooooooooo Goallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Real Madrid Lead 4-2. Momentary lapse in concentration made em' concede two goals. Although the first Goal(penalty) was a result of a Dive.

Real Madrid have added another goal 5-2. Guti

Ronaldooooooooooooooooo 4-2 Game over.

nateevs:
I thought you said you were watching Real . . .

Yes. I am watching several games.

Chei Chelsea is hanging on by the tips of their nails


Ohhhhhhhh Chelsea gets very very very lucky. RED CARD

Game Over. Lucky chelsea.

The Nazis take a two goal lead.

Its now a three goal lead.

nateevs:
Is that Real Madrid's goal keeper?

Nope. It was a good save from Cech

Great save from Cech.

United Takes the lead. Paul Scholes.

Real Madrid 3 Fc Zurich 2


2goals in 2 minutes

Bayern Munich 1 Maccabi Haifa 0

Juventus 1 Bordeaux 1

Real Madrid 3 fc Zurich 2.  Real concedes 2 goals in 2 minutes.

Milan are Back in the lead 2-1

Bayern leads 1 nil. Where is the Nazi?
Juve leads 1 nil

FBS:
una get time replying to the spam.
abeg make we dey watch match o jare!

Shuush ya mouth. Bloody agbero

jalether:
You shoudnt be on here, juve dey play, come to think you are a secret admirer watching us instead of juve

Nah i'm watching Real. Chelsea's match is boring to death.

nateevs:
Who is this?

Your worst nighmare.

Useless team. Buncha overrated wastepipes. See how dem dey struggle to beat porto wey don sell all of their quality players.

Goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Nicolas Anelkaaaaaaa

Nah u dey craze.

Kai dis Robben guy selfish oooo

Everything is going wrong man.

Hehehehe Chelsea are shyte. E wooooo chelsea were very fortunate to get away with that.