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WELCOME KO,ENTER NI. *shior*

Nah I'll rather shoot. Reason plenty sha.

follypimpi:

U go defend me now,we r both pimps rememba

Don't worry I got ya back. No mind gators jare she dey jealous us. Jealousy no good oo gatorzky.

sjeezy8:
OK LADY WHAT EVERYOU SAY

OK Hermaphrodite CALL ME WOTEVA U LIKE.

sjeezy8:
DOUBLE WOMPWOMP BOO

is chic2pimp a guy or girl?
all we know is that the person is a corny person who speaks yoruba

Shey u ever hia woman wey dem call love-vendor.

follypimpi:
Sag,i thot i'd help u out on this.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=63304

The virgin hair grow is doing wonders chie,see my front hair growin,i don dey fine ooo,if Epkong see this,hin go finally propose to me.

Hehehehehe Make she catch u. U go hia. . . . . . . .

Hehehehehehehe

THE AMAKA:
im not a "LESBIAAAAN"

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@ POST Ermmmmmm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

ThiefOfHearts:
Na your mama be dog meat. Shouldnt you be feasting on human meat anyway. Apayunje

The dude is just yarning rubbish. Paranoid slowpoke. Must suck to feel so inferior ooo

Sagamite:
She appears to be on her knees. Jeez!!!  If you can't think of the punchline that came to my head, please ask a guy like follypimpi.  

So lets not go there.

. Look @ dis useless boy. Chei wetin ya mind think go that area.

Hehehehehe . David is waging war against ISLAM. I would say thought that both u and the poster do have valid points(not all but some).

davidylan:
we lose $110bn annually?

Two yrs looted money is enough to turn Nigeria into heaven on earth and provide us with the most powerful military in Africa! How do these men sleep at night?

. $110bn WTF. Only GOD can save dat country sha. While the rich are getting richer,the poor. . . . . . . . . . . .

follypimpi:
.A day after she sent a friend of mine to hand over a note,in a roughen paper,with anticipation i flipped it open,with my eyes hungry desperately to read it,i got the shock of my life when i saw a big fonts of " YOU ARE A THIEF,STEALING MICHAEL JACKSON SONGS ,YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF".I was so hurt i couldnt step out of our building for days,took me a while to get over it and to think my friends saw the note,they mocked my ass so bad.

U deserved it jare. I no blame am. Why u come go theif M.J song ehn? . U lucky na only names she call u. She suppose give you a dirty slap. I say congrats and well done to your friends for teasing you.

follypimpi:
ELEBA

. I agree with u jare. Big time ELEBA.

davidylan:
Anyway the first time i got a chance to talk to her was one saturday morning after lessons, we were waiting for our parents to pick us up from school and we ended up being the last. I thought this would be my chance to "toast" her oh. I was so shy that all i ended up asking her was whether she could make eba!

See ya life ehn. Berra go back to being shy.

eldee:
It is popular with West African gangs who steal bank letters from communal letterboxes in the region’s many high rise tower blocks. These details are used to apply for credit cards in the unwitting victim’s name.

Hehehe  Na who dis pc bigrade dudes wan try fool. West african ko , east african ni. Na naija jare.

eldee:
London’s top 10 credit card fraud hotspots:
(% of money spent detected as fraud)

DA17 (Erith Marshes & East Thamesmead) 34%

SE28 (Thamesmead) 26.3%

SE2 (Crossness, South Thamesmead) 24.4%

EC1V (East Finsbury) 20%

EN5 (High Barnet) 16.3%

EC1R (Finsbury & Clerkenwell) 16.3%

RM19 (Purfleet) 16.3%

RM10 (Dagenham) 16.2%

SE18 (Woolwich) 15.7%

DA8 (Erith) 15.3%

This spots have one thing in common. They are full of naija Immigrants. Kai disgraceful. [quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=320561.msg4500374#msg4500374 date=1252367297]Imagine!!!!

I remember one incident i heard from my sis, There was a break-in at one of their neighbour's flat so they called the police and they told the police that they suspect the nigerian living across, so the police asked them what was stolen they said jewelries . . . . .Police told them mba nigerians dnt steal stuffs like that if u say your credit card was stolen then yeah maybe we wud search their house can u imagine [/quote]

eldee:


I'm wondering why Woolwich is not on that list.
I wanted to get some M.I tickets, they told me to go to a restaurant in Woolwich to get em.
You need to see the shock on my mates' faces when i told them i wanted to go get em, it was almost like they heard 'I'm going to defend my contry in Pakistan'

Hypertension go kill me 2day for NL oooo. Chei *shakes his head in pity* See ya lives ehn naija people. So una get this level of notoriety .

follypimpi:

Omo Iya Was up ?

I dey kan pe ooo. How your iyawos dey?. Chei u never repent sha. U still dey chase tope because of her melons. O ga fun e ooo.

E wo ooooo chineke chei wetin be dis. U remind of E.T. Biko I no wan see u for my lappy ever again as u dey spoil my screen. O boi your worworness knows no boundary.

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=316937.msg4499923#msg4499923 date=1252360828]no offense, dem no qualify, abi u wan damage the thread? [/quote] ;DLWKMD OOOO.

bluespice:
go roger go!
[b]eldee n tubabie haters are liable to die young[/b]switch to cnn when roger's having his boring speeches

Yes oooo. Help me tell dem biko.

bluespice:
lol ill back off

You only speak the truth my dear.

jassie:
@post . . .
Pimpest!

@ post OLODO

Save ke? Lai lai I reject that word.

I'll Rather shoot than save

Wasteman

Look @ the buncha enemies of progress.*shior*. Bloody agberos .REMEMBER HATERZ ARE LIABLE TO YOUNG

meine:
Do you know that OBAMA's father abandoned him and his mother not knowing that the little boy would one day become the most powerful figure on earth?

Naija peeps and their obssesion with obama*shakes his head*. Obama dis,Obama dat. Every topic on NL somehow has to be connected to OBAMA. Na wa oo.

*Checks Dipo2much Sig* Hehehehehehe wot a sig. Chei lwkmd. I don laff so te if I laff any longer I go get stroke.

eldee:
@dipo2much
Your sig is the funniest I've seen on NL