₦airaland Forum

sjeezy8:
lol obj na igbo man

if the story is true im not suprised as there are igbos who lived in the west before civil war and i have ALOT of fam that live in Umuahia

@post dis is hilarious but makes sense

THE AMAKA:
hahahaha!!
isnt it suppose to be "lives" not "lifes"

also isnt it "Let's" or "Let Us"
and you want to be president, abi? lol

Why u guys give becoomrich the time of day baffles me . Ask around NL ,becoomrich is a well known triablist who needs psychiatrists help. He is going insane.

C2H5OH:
i can't help it. i'm in love. lol
amaka, please introduce some love into his life, he sounds like he could use some

May Amadioha strike u down. Koloboy

posakosa:
no be wayo prayers jo, even the bible talk say ask and you shall recieve,

Didn't god kill the Egyptians for the Isrealites,

I will really appreciate it if you can pray for the quick death and passing of James Bassey, and the congregation says *Ameen*

U don kolo for head. Berra go and pray in the sango shrine. Nah who go follow u say dat word. Lai lai no be me.

C2H5OH:
i miss my wife. she's beefing me. i ain't even did nothing. lol it's okay sha. i'm a survivor.

Han Han how many of unas dey miss someone. I tire for all of u ooo. Ogini?

Crude Oil:
thinking how i've been lonely for the past 3 dayz.

Why lonely? Men are not usually lonely ooo if ya get my drift.

Wot do u mean by no,not really? Aren't ur parents,brothers,sisters,aunts and uncles in the states.

When last where you in naija? Thank ur lucky stars both ur nuclear and extended fam are in the states. Many would die too have that.

Thank u LORD for making me see yet another day. U are truly the ALPHA & OMEGA,OMNIPOTENT & OMNIPRESENT

posakosa:
Pls help me pray for the quick death and passing of James Bassey.

U no well ooo. Na who tell u say GOD dey answer wayo prayers?

C2H5OH:
See the love in the air. Una try

Jealousy no good oooo.

THE AMAKA:
no thank you
im not into dominatrix or things like that. lol

i just realized something I MISS NAIJA SO MUCH!!
MY FAMILY, MY PEOPLE
im going to cry

lol @ dominatrix. Missing NAIJA. Sorry hun don't cry again. Come to daddy to be consoled .

THE AMAKA:
OOOHHH but havent you noticed i called you chic most of the time.
you are chic
C2 is C2

sorry

I'm sorry dear . Mistake on my part. I deserve some spanking. Don't ya think?

THE AMAKA:
chic what are you talking about? im telling C2 to reveal his face, not you.
unless you want to

or are you misunderstood?

My bad. I am sometimes called C2 on NL.

THE AMAKA:
C2 do you hate me?

Why do ya ask? . Definitely not.

THE AMAKA:
which means i want him to show his face as in reveal himself.

I can't do that. My generator can not carry two appliances .

C2H5OH:
Welcome to the league. There are so few of us remaining.

Look @ dis ole claiming to be a virgin.*shakes his head and laughs*  

C2H5OH:
Simple: the finer things in life are irresistible.
Amaka, not so?

. I fear/feel u ooo.

C2H5OH:
Shikena don't forget I am a bonafide 3rd degree virgin. Don't corrupt my innocent heart abeg.

See dis theif oo. Virgin ko, sinful man ni. If you are a virgin then I seize to exist.

THE AMAKA:
C2 revleal yourself.

What do u mean?

@ CHAIRCOVER U get time oooo. I find hard to differentiate between what is real and false on NL. So many made up stories on NL. If you take your time and put 2 and 2 together,you'll find out it does not mostly add up. Just a thought.

THE AMAKA:
na wa for you people ooo!!
man C2 im even more anxious now

Really? Why?

C2H5OH:
Is that true, because I haven't been able to confirm it o. The things I find in little packages always disappoint me.
I thought Guys love big gifts.

Yes ooo it is true. Why small package did you sample? . What do u mean by guys love big gifts ehn? I am innocent ooo. Don't corrupt me C2H5OH .

C2H5OH:
Amaka don't talk about my baby like that.

C2H5OH:
Even those "later-desperate" feminists have the same worries; they just love pretending to be macho.

Hehehehe   LWKMD later-desperate feminist. Is that a new word in the dictionary?

THE AMAKA:
do you prefer a tall and slim girl with a medium sized chest with a small waist and small ass, or do you prefer a girl with big chest, big ass and a curvy waist?

God things comes in small packages u know.

THE AMAKA:
oh, haha thanks.

U are most welcome.

C2H5OH:
ROTFLMAOLOLPIMP. Selective amenisa ftw? You just told him he's fine na.

Okay where is you guys' wedding, I will love to be the best man.

I still dey hia ooo. LOL @ best man

THE AMAKA:
what? i dont understand.

meaning u are also a fine chic .