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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4484090#msg4484090 date=1252098587]May Amadioha impregnate your flat belly with crocodiles.
Ewu Ara!!![/quote] May sango and Ogun repay the favour in ten folds. Anoufia

Krayola2:
10 million just to rub  ikebe.   dat one na 419 nau. My extended family is still soaking garri

Dat ikebe go put u for trouble ooo . Oh oooo Ikebe

Satanic ma foot. No be blacks wey create ROCK&ROLL music. Forced by a chic to attend a heavy metal concert .Bwoi I swear I went deaf for 2 days.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4484055#msg4484055 date=1252098210]i no dey show u, he has wired 10mil into my swiss account [/quote]Berra send it back 2 sender. It can't be sharon. The Bobo is a broke ass nucca.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=316366.msg4484050#msg4484050 date=1252098167]There was blood in her ass? [/quote]Of All the posts wey dey hia na dis wan u pick. Na wa for u and your blom blom oooo .

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=317369.msg4484022#msg4484022 date=1252097758]Dnt lemme bring out evidence of where u were wooing me ooo [/quote]Oya show us the evidence kai kai. We wan see am jare.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=318653.msg4483999#msg4483999 date=1252097334]Eminem's freestyles are better than most rappers' albums.
I still drool over his verbiage in the Westwood Freestyle. . . . .His delivery was on point, he was witty and the power of lyricism is peerless.
Eminem is SICK!!![/quote]Absolutely. Eminem is one of my All time fav rappers.Still love ma old skool ones though

maedan:
chic2pimp, I hear ya .

Thank u dear  

mohawkchic:
~By The By whats the prize fund?[/color][/size][/font]

WOT? Wagwan with the prize fund  

mohawkchic:
[color=#770077][font=Garamond][size=12pt]~Yeah. . .Thats more like it,after today we wont be holding BB meetings Good to See you Maedan

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=279804.msg4483928#msg4483928 date=1252096307]I stopped watching after Jade Goody/Shilpa Shetty schiznit.
It's no longer enjoyable and the organisers prefer retarded beings in the house.[/quote]Retards have always been in da house. Back then they were less noticeable however that ain't the case anymore. BB for me got boring after VICTOR THE MILKMAN's series.

mystikal:
I have a love hate thing with Jigga, but at the moment I'm feeling his leaked Blueprint 3 Album, some tight songs in there. At least what he lacks _{in some areas}, he more than makes up 4 it in his style and cockiness, which is cool.

Wot area? Jigga is still slick and swav. Yep jay's new album is tight. Unlike fiddy who makes shitty albums nowadays. Get rich or die trying was gud but since then his albums have been wack. There are only a select few new artist I actually appreciate. I've had it with all of em' copycats.

spikedcylinder:
This picture kills me.

https://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/06m58yifG93tW/610x.jpg

Yes ooo him mumsey loff am too much.[quote author=oníjògbòn link=topic=319045.msg4483836#msg4483836 date=1252094700][color=#550000]aso egbere wo ni latoya wo yi, which kin yeye cloth latoya where so?[/quote]Some peeps think say na fashion show dem dey come. Dem know say camera go plenty for the occasion so dem dey take style promote themselves. O ma se oooo. At least dem dey dia.

[quote author=P.TechnIQ link=topic=318653.msg4483426#msg4483426 date=1252089324]eminem has shanked[b] jay-z[/b],kanye west and mr.codeine(weezy) so what do they have to brag about now?[/quote]Leave jigga out jare. Eminem is a sick rapper though. All of em' newbies rappers are totally wack. Can't get enough of my old skool rap. CLASSICS man

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=279804.msg4483887#msg4483887 date=1252095606]Big Brother fans still exist? [/quote] Don't hate jare. Nonsense and Ingredient. Your Bobo just like watching the Finale. How did ya find dis site? Closet BB fans like u plenty.

mohawkchic:
~To say am gobsmack that David is still in is an understatement!! What was David's odds to win Chic2pimp?

David @ the beginning of the week was fifth fav however his odds jumped dramatically to third favourite yesterday. Sophie is still fav with Siavash second fav.

mohawkchic:
~Where are you lot,its Final Night!!

~David made in the top 4!! Then the Top 3!!

~Charlie is Out!The Look on his face! Bet he wasnt expecting that!

I am hia oooooo . Watching the Finale night live. Why are Y'all hating on charlie?

Good Girl:
NB: Bleaching: the act of making one's skin to be lighter.
Toning: the act of acquiring an even skin-tone, regardless of what tone/shade one actually is.

GBAM Absolutely spot on.

Lita:
i would really like to meet/see a picture of someone who has bleached and looks better. these days i see so many obviously naturally lightskinned nigerian women who are bleaching and getting that rough and sore textured skin. horrible and sad. how could dark possibly be anything but lovely.

Impossicant

*shior* look @ dis bloody scummies wey dem suppose lock up for asylum.

mohawkchic:
~Enh Eh! So You Sabi Count Math?

Yes ke. I sabi maths pass everyone on NL

spikedcylinder:
^^^Chei. Who taught you pidgin?

Look @ dis gyal oo. Shey u no she fit speak am b4.

mohawkchic:
~Shebi U no no say i sabi Pidgin?  My Krio is similar to pidgin

^{I understand but Dunno about spelling the lingo tho}

Yesooo I know jare. Don't mind dat bush gyal jor . She just dey jealous u.

mohawkchic:
~You Think!!

YEP

mohawkchic:

~Oh Oh!! I saw am much slimmer David on a flash back on Golden Balls a game show on ITV1. . after all his sing song convincing the other player he'll pick the "Spilt ball",he chose the "Steal ball" on £4000 odd. . .

. What are u Implying?

mohawkchic:
[color=#770077][font=Garamond][size=12pt]~Ah Okies . .

. PS: ABEG IRON MAEDAN MAKE U FINISH UR LITTLE SQUABLE WITH TPIA.

@ poster. See ya mouth like stingy boyfriend. Ole,barawo,onyoshi . Na so so money una no. Why don't u marry Bill Gates or Richard Brandson,If na only money u want.

Fhemmmy:
Does it matter?
We are all Nigerians

I wonder ooo. Me Too I tire for Nairalanders.

Shey dis yabbing fest never tire una sha. HAN han wetin be dis nah. Make una take ya time oooo.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=317369.msg4483549#msg4483549 date=1252091110]Una still dey here?
Spikey too like men sha. . . . . . , han han!!![/quote] . U got that right.

Pataki:
To my official residence you mean? Tell her, I am waiting for her in my Birmingham ranch. I have been informed of your messenger proficiency.

Hehehe   U dey craze. Nah who be messenger. I will let her know sha.

chamotex:
Chamo aint no player oo, I'm just paying my dues.

If ya say so. No be dat kind yarn wey players dey talk u yarn?

jalether:
spot on in addition to that, if such country plays the kind of football that is worth watching, the last time i witnessed

the super Eages play well in a competitive torney was at Ghana-Nigeria 2000, nowadays the SE's matches comes in handy

when someone's having difficulty sleeping, you are bound to dose of watching those super chickens

.They are no longer super jare. They are now called WINGLESS CHICKENS

Welcome Back ALHAJA.  Thank Allah u are okay. I think say Ramadan don cause u complications .

chamotex:
Ebonyeyes, step away from these old cargos. Pataki, Folly and co
Do you really want me to expose their real ages?
The ones they've given you is their 'football' ages.
If you don't believe me, ask them to go for an MRI scan.

This bloke here is younging.

Hehehehehe OLD CARGOS LWKMD

spikedcylinder:
I don't know what you're talking about.

Chamo, berra come home. I've allowed you play enough.

Let this be a lesson to all y'all ladies. If u marry a player this is wot go happen to una.

Pataki:
Let me FILL YOU IN.

Shut down to all these distractions. . . .  



Where is tubabie BTW?

She don retire oooo.

chamotex:
Baybee where have u been na?
l just wanna treat u right by doing the wooing tonite.
Just sit back, relax and enjoy the ride

CHAMO u no get shame abi. How many girls u wan toast?

Pataki:
Hun,

My word is your world. Endless rivers, cannot take away the fact that, I ain't loosing you to all these hunters/wooers.

chamotex:
Listen baybee, Folly is a love-vendor, the clue is from his name FOLLY[b]love-vendor[/b]I
You are better off with a dude like me.
Ask about me on this forum, my reputation is second to none.

Loadz of stuffs we can do . . . . .

'@ EBONYEYES You can see dat NL guys mouth sweet like honey and sugar mixed 2gether. No mind dem ooo. Na opata dem dey yarn. No Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lai lai. Oya start rejecting their loff advances sharp sharp. U are already taken.

eldee:
Oi, people . . .
Flirting is one at a time please!!!

Now here's the correct order . . .

Pataki
Follypimp
Chotex
Chickenpimp

I am no flirt ooo. Man just dey do him job as both a Minister and a Moderator.

tkb417:
for where
ure just a lucky gurl

some will come and will get nobodys attention for 2 years
ure very lucky

Yes ooo. Absolutely spot on. Only fine girls get dis kind of attention,the wor wor girls no get am.

Oya PATAKI and CHAMO make una vamoos jare. Go and toast ya own girls jor. Bloody Wife snatchers   . @ EBONYEYES make u no read dat yeye letters wey dem dey send u ooo. Loff potion dey for am .