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Streamz:
Lille goalkeeper is good

So na for our hand he wan show say im Sabi keep abi?
Something dey worry that guy

bluefilm:
Chelsea is playing Whot

... Kai comrade, why you wicked like this na

Give us this day o ye Gunners

On a more serious note, who is Chelsea playing?

This man just dey whine himself
Celebration you mean?

People go build house finish come carry disco light full everywhere
What do I even know?

Trump no send anybody papa.

That means OUR Company is doing well na
Okay alhaji, but you have to work harder o, so that OUR COMPANY can continue to grow.

The referees are sick. How is that match remotely close. She nearly kpai the Morocco woman.

ogascomax:
Snake that he has killed already.

Smh

LordIsaac:
This is why the system remains terrible. No one really demands accountability.

For Nigeria na him you wan demand accountability?
Even him lawyer no loyal to am again

thatigboman:
relocate wetin? They should kill the snake. Python is dangerous. It is a constrictor, squeezes people to death

This na bell python. E no fit do humans anything.

They treated you bad, but you for just leave the #93k for them. The stress no really worth am for this kain case for naija.

Non venomous. Just relocate her and her eggs to a safe place.

Oga Sunday, you go write taya. You're trying to defend the indefensible.

Kdon2:
Is Tinubu Jonathan's mate?

Is Atiku Bola's mate?

Wetin you wan take am do, atiku?

This one dey craze. E want make dangote complicate him life for am

Oga, when you enter, if you enter, you can build your own refinery. Dangote no tie your hand na

.. if Umahi sleep and wake up e go talk anything wey him like ...
Tomorrow now e go say the road go now pass abakiliki

Confused government

Putinofrussia:
Read and comprehend.
Use what God has given you.

You're the person totally lost here.
How can you travel all the way from southwest come dey form security outfit for another people region.

Tinubu is gradually isolating indigenous Abuja citizens. They will pay him back for this indiscretion at the polls.

I no understand? Shey FCT don get Amotekun?

Nothing person no go see for Tinubu regime. Where Abuja indigenous people dey?

boxypane:
Spirit confuse you fa.

Okay.. okay... Una don try today.
But watch out for more of my fake.. sorry correct, prophecy next week

Kalulu44:
Good morning guys, ok it just finished raining in my side of Ogun state and I decided to go have a hot breakfast.
I went to my usual Mama Put restaurant beside my place of work and ordered some hot jollof rice and plantain with fried meat.
Inside the restaurant, a guy ordered for 4 fufu (medium size) and his choice of soup.
Before we know it, he has finished the 4 fufu and told the woman to give him extra 2 which the woman did.
In matter of minutes, he has finished that too and ordered for another 2.
That's where the restaurant owner said no o. The guy was like, why? I never belleful.
And the woman replied with a light joke, no come kill yourself for my restaurant in the name of you wan belleful.
I no sell for you again, pay me the one wey you don eat and go.
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And the guy said lai lai, he's not going to pay unless she serves him the extra he wanted. While challenging the woman he was growling and belching out like someone who's fill to the brim. And the woman said to everybody present, shey una dey see who wan eat more, and she said for the last time, I no dey sell for you again pay me and go.Mehn guys! It wasn't a small argument that ensued after. The woman was adamant she's not going to sell any food again to him. That how can he finished 6 mould of such "fufu" and still be asking for more.
Honestly guys, that's my usual restaurant. I can tell you guys that I always struggle to finish 2 of that woman's fufu. Talkless of 4 and 6 and still wanting more.
Mehn it wasn't a small shouting match, it was some elderly men that waded into the matter before the guy eventually paid for the one he has eaten.
Me I was just laughing where I sat. And this guy in question is just a normal slim guy like me that you will be wondering where the food is going.
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After he paid and was going, he was just cursing the woman saying wetin concern if I over eat and die. And the woman in turn replied him, no be my shop you go die. Carry yourself go another place.
Omo no be small thing, people inside the restaurant were wondering how the guy finished 6 moderate wrap of fufu and still ordering for more.
So guys! Was the restaurant owner wrong to have stop giving the customer more food even though it wasn't for free or she was right after seeing what the guy has consume already.

Kalulu, nothing wey Dem no dey see for that your side.
Very funny 🤣🤣

TheStoriesOfMan:
Bournemouth fit do Chelsea wetin no good.

Update: Chelsea dey ball oooooo

Chelsea don see small children na

The things I'm seeing in the spirit for this game is not good for Chelsea o. Chelsea fans please pray seriously. This I have seen

We bought Guimaraes for moments such as these. COYG!!!

This match na banana 🍌 peel.
I hate the first match after international break and I also hate early kick off. These two things no dey ever favor big teams.

My only consolation be say we dey home. Come on you Gunners! Make my day!!

JuanDeDios:
You're a farmer? What do you farm?

Chics

On a more serious note I once ran a poultry farm. Baba, I see shege banza

Tinubu should respect himself, apologise to Nigerians and resign.

War no good o. War no good at all

If you like yourself better have at least 3 DIFFERENT network Sims. Any of these thieves masquerading as service providers can ruin your business at any moment without notice o.

What is it about portharcourt politicians?
They talk so razz. No polish at all. If Wike open mouth everywhere go scatter. Na wah o

Phyno fineoo.. aru di gi, guy...