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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Make First Move To Sign Victor Osimhen After Istanbul Talks by chicfarmer: 6:15pm On Apr 28
All speculation. There is absolutely no indication that they held talks to sign osimhen.

However, if we can pull it off I'll be over the moon 🌝🌝

Where are the nairaland Ai specialists? Abeg make pictures of Osimhen in Arsenal jersey and post here immediately make Chelsea fans get heart attack sharp sharp grin grin
BusinessRe: Dangote Refinery Subsidises Petrol, Diesel Amid Price Surge by chicfarmer: 1:17pm On Apr 28
Subsidizing wetin? You dey whine us? angry
PoliticsRe: Where Is The Siemens Deal? 4 Years Later, Nigerians Are Still In The Dark by chicfarmer: 2:38pm On Apr 25
10 years already?! embarassed
Nigeria don taya person lipsrsealed
PhonesRe: MTN To Compensate Subscribers For Poor Service, Plans Network Upgrade by chicfarmer: 9:16pm On Apr 24
They gave me #20. Nigeria is a joke 🤣
They now have an excuse to steal #200 from me grin
PoliticsRe: Godwin Obaseki Moves To Contest Edo South Senatorial Seat Under ADC by chicfarmer: 11:28am On Apr 23
press9jatv:
This man seems to have given up on Edo governorship.. Man be trying to be governor since 2016 running between PDP and APC.. He say make he try Senate this time. I hope he's lucky this time around.
Wetin baba go do na? At all at all na him bad grin grin
PoliticsRe: Umuneochi Traditional Rulers Plan Grand Reception For Onyejeocha by chicfarmer: 1:11pm On Apr 22
Why all of una register for nairaland on the same day? undecided

Na ask I say make I ask o grin
FamilyRe: Marital Crossroads by chicfarmer: 10:23pm On Apr 19
Samantha125:
Yet her nagging, malice, rudeness, and disrespect didn't stop you from impregnating her again...🤦🤦🤦

You're one of those men that'd be always complaining about their wives while busy keeping them pregnant?😂😂😂
His explanation is clear enough. They settle and then fallout again. He's just tired of the vicious cycle.
PoliticsRe: ₦28 Trillion Revenue, Zero Capital Release: How Non-payment Is Killing Nigeria’s by chicfarmer: 6:57pm On Apr 18
Where all the money dey go? huh
CrimeRe: ISWAP Terrorists Block Maiduguri–Damaturu Road, Protest Attack- OurFaveOnlineDoc by chicfarmer: 2:14pm On Apr 18
FortCavazosKnox:
Where’s the airforce to drop a payload 💣
Exactly 💯
This should be bread and butter for our Air force na. Where are they when you need them? embarassed
CrimeRe: ISWAP Terrorists Block Maiduguri–Damaturu Road, Protest Attack- OurFaveOnlineDoc by chicfarmer: 2:13pm On Apr 18
LordIsaac:
If they explain Nijeriya to you and you understand it, the explainer did not explain it well.
Quote me daily!
If you understand am, na your head no correct undecided
RomanceRe: Zambian Man Jumps To His Death To Avoid Being Caught By Lover’s Husband by chicfarmer: 3:48pm On Apr 16
mecuries:
Guilty conscience?... The only person who owes an apology is the woman. He could simply feign ignorance that the woman is married
E easy for your mouth. When you see the woman husband with him squad and you know say na another man wife, your mind go fess cut.
RomanceRe: Zambian Man Jumps To His Death To Avoid Being Caught By Lover’s Husband by chicfarmer: 1:23pm On Apr 16
mecuries:
I don't understand. People come hotel room wey you pay for and you dey jump kill yourself?... Who suppose dey run? No be the woman?
Guilty conscience.
You no go dey comfortable too. That being said, he shouldn't have gone out the window sha.
RomanceRe: Zambian Man Jumps To His Death To Avoid Being Caught By Lover’s Husband by chicfarmer: 1:21pm On Apr 16
The cheat family no get shame angry
Your brother die while cheating with a married woman, una still get mind dey go court angry angry

Una dey craze angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid: UCL (4 - 3) On 15th April 2026 by chicfarmer: 9:22pm On Apr 15
dominique:
If the aggregate score is tied, jts the team with more away goals get to qualify. Bayern with 2 away goals cannot qualify ahead of Madrid with 3 away goals.
No more away goals na. Dem go go extra time and possibly penalties.
HealthRe: Doctor Dies After Delivering Triplets In Bayelsa by chicfarmer: 1:10pm On Apr 15
My deepest condolences to the family. E no easy o.

I keep thanking God everyday. We have 3 kids, all through CS without complications.

May almighty God console her family. cry
PoliticsRe: ADC Nafi'u Bala Faction To Conduct National Convention by chicfarmer: 11:44am On Apr 15
SaiOba:
Try this APC government and see grin

Boss if that Stadium no dey filled up with thugs and rented wanabe ADC supporters just to proof their point.. make I know weytin cause am.. Wicke and baba will do anything in their power to scatter this David Mark led ADC and they will do everything to make sure ADC won't be on the ballot.
Na wa. The thing Taya me. lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Fayose Insists Makinde Plots To Remove Olubadan Despite Official Denials by chicfarmer: 11:43am On Apr 15
How can you leave Ekiti and come to cause friction in Oyo? Wetin concern Fayose for Oyo state affairs?
PoliticsRe: ADC Nafi'u Bala Faction To Conduct National Convention by chicfarmer: 11:01am On Apr 15
Faction wey no reach 300 people na im go use national stadium 🏟️ ? undecided
CrimeRe: 20 Prostitutes Arrested In Awka, Anambra Brothel, 18 Male Customers Arrested by chicfarmer: 1:33pm On Apr 14
nifemi25:
Imagine you were caught in ashewo joint and your wife or pastor came to bail you ... So how would you explain to them ?
I'll tell them I went there to check something grin grin
CrimeRe: 20 Prostitutes Arrested In Awka, Anambra Brothel, 18 Male Customers Arrested by chicfarmer: 1:32pm On Apr 14
FunnyDude:
Imagine as a married man, the police now call your wife or relative telling them you were caught unclad inside room.
grin grin comrade, you're not nice at all grin
PoliticsRe: Senator Anyanwu Resume Duties At Pdp Headquarters by chicfarmer: 1:27pm On Apr 14
Why laugh 😂 wan kill me like this? grin grin

You dey whine politicians? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (0 - 3) On 12th April 2026 by chicfarmer: 5:18pm On Apr 12
Wotowotoman:
KDB that was always injured? 🤔
When you start to watch ball? undecided
Google KDB stats for ManCity fess cool
ProgrammingRe: Sam Altman’s Coworkers Say He Can Barely Code; Misunderstands Basic Concepts by chicfarmer: 2:50pm On Apr 11
He only needs to hire the whiz Dem wey dey do the job. Wetin concern am? undecided
PoliticsRe: 2027: South-east Ex-governors Back Tinubu’s Re-election Bid (video) by chicfarmer: 2:09pm On Apr 08
What happened to Sullivan?
He doesn't look very good health wise.
CelebritiesRe: Estate Of Late Ras Kimono Issues Warning Over Fraudulent Sale Of Property by chicfarmer: 11:49am On Apr 08
Pacesetter123:
But who will come and enforce it after your demise?
Is that not a problem too?
Or how will the Will be administered in that instance?
I want to know for knowledge sake in future.
The owner of the will usually appoints an administrator. It may be his lawyer, brother, relative etc.

If the will is contested, then the matter goes to court and of course since the document is notarized, it will stand. The court will not go against a duly notarized Will.
CelebritiesRe: Estate Of Late Ras Kimono Issues Warning Over Fraudulent Sale Of Property by chicfarmer: 5:12pm On Apr 07
oyeb15:
Lawyers in Nigeria has made making a will very difficult.

Most lawyers demand between 12% -25% of your wealth.

Is it not better to leave the children fight for survival than allow ori-olori acquire 20percent of my wealth in d name of WILL
Not true. In fact you don't need a lawyer to draft a will. You can draft one yourself. Just get and pay a notary public to notarize it for you. Shikena. You only pay the notary a one-off flat fee. The Will becomes legally enforceable.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Osimhen Wins Turkey’s Footballer Of The Year Award by chicfarmer: 5:00pm On Apr 04
femi4:
Local champion..enter la liga or epl
Will he play for them for free?
Let them drop $20m per annum tax free, which he is earning in turkey, and see if he won't come.
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso Hosts Obi, Makinde, Dickson In Kano by chicfarmer: 11:19pm On Mar 22
yarimo:
hehehe kwankwaso/obi and not obi/kwankwaso I am happy you admit kwankwaso is far greater than peter obi politically grin
Paste 2023 election results if e sure for you.
FamilyRe: If You've Drank From This Cup, How Old Is Your 2nd Born? by chicfarmer: 11:40pm On Mar 21
2special:
Na moimoi my mum dey use the cup for
grin grin The cup no dey die.

It is when you use am taya, you then convert it to mai-mai cup grin grin
PoliticsRe: Dangote Refinery Imported $3.74 Billion Crude Oil In 2025 – CBN by chicfarmer: 8:55pm On Mar 19
Gotocourt:
American crude is cheaper for Dangote, common business sense.
Factor in logistics and travel time and you will realize that Nigeria crude is better for him.
PoliticsRe: Laven Denty Supports Security With Torchlights In Pankshin South Constituency by chicfarmer: 6:31pm On Mar 19
IduNaOba:
On top money wey don dey mapped out for 2027 re-election campaign?
He he he
It's a pity bro. Smh.

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