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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: AFC Bournemouth Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 19th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 7:33pm On May 19
Palace go collect extra fees for Eze head if arsenal win the league. Are you thinking what I'm thinking 🤔 grin grin

Thank you for your attention to this matter (in Donald trump's voice) grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ex-DSP Omo-Agege Loses APC Senatorial Ticket, Incumbent Dafinone Declared Winner by chicfarmer: 10:25am On May 19
seunowa:
Someone is curing your ignorance
Forget argument. So 100,000 people come out for apc senatorial primaries? You think say we be jjc? undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Burnley (1 - 0) On 18th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 8:31pm On May 18
Sonofgod1990:
If arsenal win today I will kpai my self



God will do it for his Children

Arsenal 1 vs Burnley 2 ✅✅
You be mumu man grin grin

Meanwhile pep don resign o. Fear of arsenal don catch pep grin
PoliticsRe: Ex-DSP Omo-Agege Loses APC Senatorial Ticket, Incumbent Dafinone Declared Winner by chicfarmer: 7:26pm On May 18
Does Delta central poll 100,000 votes during general elections? lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Burnley (1 - 0) On 18th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 7:02pm On May 18
A civilization (Burnley fc) will cease to exist by 10pm tonight (in Donald trump's voice) grin grin

Arsenal 6: 0 Burnley

This i have seen (in falseprophet voice) grin cheesy
CultureRe: Wodaabe Tribe: African Tribe Where Men Wear Make-up To Attract Women (Video) by chicfarmer: 2:51pm On May 18
In nature actually the male of the species is usually more colorful. E.g peacock, domestic fowls, lizards, birds etc.

There are exceptions though like humans, but if it's their culture then it probably works for them undecided
PoliticsRe: Court Grants Nasir El-Rufai ₦100m Bail by chicfarmer: 1:06pm On May 18
If north is still the north that I know, Mallam will eat dinner in his home tomorrow grin
PoliticsRe: Senator Kaka Lawan Disburses ₦135M To APC Executives For Sallah by chicfarmer: 11:13am On May 16
Tjra:
This one na money for primaries in disguise
Exactly. Is this not against anti money laundering laws? Na for poor man body efcc dey sabi work.
FoodRe: What Does Locust Beans Add To Food? by chicfarmer: 11:05am On May 15
Heffalump:
Locust beans and iru don't add any nutritional value to food. Just like the seasoning cubes, no tangible nutritional benefits to the body. It's all for the purpose adding flavours and spices, anything else is zero. This is the reason why people are advised to use these condiments in moderation.
You're wrong. They contain healthy bacteria (probiotics) which improves gut health, encourage good metabolism and boost the immune system.
RomanceRe: What I Saw At My Friend’s Wedding Shocked Me” by chicfarmer: 6:48pm On May 13
This fiction has holes...
1. Your friend dated the girlfriend he later married for seven years. So at what point did he date this woman wey no gree move on?

2. How come you didn't know about this woman since the groom na your friend wey e come be say na friend of the groom (groom when suppose be your friend) na him come dey give you gist? undecided
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Warns Nigeria’s Debt Servicing Will Consume $11.6billion In 2026 by chicfarmer: 6:12pm On May 13
You know this finish and you still dey borrow more huh
PoliticsRe: Court Jails Ex-Minister Saleh Mamman 75 Years Over ₦33.8bn Fraud by chicfarmer: 2:57pm On May 13
This one wey Dem go grant pardons tomorrow??.. angry
PoliticsRe: Anyanwu Returns From Inec Engagement From Lagos, Visit Party Chairman by chicfarmer: 2:54pm On May 13
grin grin if e cross inec signboard Dem go report am. grin
If e drive pass inec office Dem go post am grin

All these shenanigans will not confer legitimacy. PDP needs thorough sanitation or else the party don sink gabadaya..
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Eligibility Suit: Plaintiff And His Counsel Absent In Court by chicfarmer: 10:01am On May 12
It is deliberate. They know what they are doing..
CrimeRe: How I Almost Lost My Phone To A Thief by chicfarmer: 10:09am On May 11
Not absolving the guy of blame. But it's very possible for your phone to slip out of your pocket. Happened to me in a Keke in March this year. The aboki was kind enough to return the phone when I dialed the number after he done go sef.
PoliticsRe: Uzodimma Joins Senate Race, May Resign As Governor by chicfarmer: 8:35am On May 11
SlavaUkraini:
The man will not resign.

HE will find a legal loophole to remain as governor while still contesting for the Senate...

His tenure expires in January 2028....

The next Senate will be inaugurated in June 2027....

So if he wins the Senate seat, he will still remain as governor for the remaining 6 months to complete his tenure....

His constituency will not be represented in the Senate during that 6 months period....

As soon as Baba completes his tenure, he will head straight to Abuja to be sworn in as Senator representing Imo West...
This is not possible. His target is to become senate president. His peers won't wait for him. He would definitely have to resign before the end of his tenor as governor.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 10th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 10:11pm On May 10
Usmanovic95:
Arsenal have the most loyal set of fans, we love our club unconditionally which often piss alot of fans from other clubs. Rival fans called us all sort of names like Netflix fc, Bottlers fc , next season fc, almost fc and all sort of names just to rile us and make us lose interest in this club but it didn't deter the love they have for the club. This is our best chance In 20 years to finàlly land marque silverware but you guys still want us to be silent as always ? Hello No!
Haters are only hating on us because they might find it hard to bully us again when we finally cross the finish line and hit our targets 🎯.
The one wey go send them into depression be say we go still win the league next year grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 10th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 6:38pm On May 10
Arteta sold this match but God don disgrace am. He will have to return the money he collected to sell the match as e no come work for am again grin

How you go remove Rice for midfield carry zubimendi put? huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 10th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 5:37pm On May 10
edogu:
I don't know how our manager reasons sometimes. Declan shouldn't have played right back when Mosquera is there. He should allowed to continue in the midfield. The momentum of this game has slowed down.
I been dey hear match fixing and selling of match. Na this Arteta nonsense move I take believe am.. nothing anybody fit tell me angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 10th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 5:00pm On May 10
Wotowotoman:
Which kind person be this Declan Rice? After Chelsea sack am, na this same West Ham give am lifeline that helped him go to Arsenal, and yet he dey here dey try make them go relegation. Which kind wicked soul be this? angry
grin grin giving them wotowoto..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 10th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 3:56pm On May 10
fergie001:
West Ham, please save your season now.
There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune.

2-2
Where dem dey when Brentford dey trash dem last week? Na now Dem remember say Dem dey fight relegation grin grin
SportsRe: What I Did As A Kid In Order To Watch Bendel Insurance At The Ogbe Stadium by chicfarmer: 9:55am On May 10
Aremu683:
PSG go do una shege come may 30th
We will give them the Chelsea treatment grin

Psg no dey like people wey dey follow dem drag ball grin

We will play in their faces and press them high. Exactly what Chelsea did to Dem at club world cup final. That's the only way we can beat them. If this tactic fails we go just accept our fate like that grin grin

Psg are favorites sha..
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ejiofor Wins AMVCA 2026 Best Lead Actress & Best Supporting Actress Awards by chicfarmer: 10:29pm On May 09
Iseddy:
Is it only me that doesn't know all this people? I don't even know a movie she acted
She's pretty good. Na she and that her husband you see there naim do that Sonia tin/sachet tomato advert.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea At (1 - 1) On 9th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 2:26pm On May 09
dfrost:
We fit give una the cane soaked in hot tatashe water wey we carry flog Ammonium comot for OT 😤😂🤓

You need abi you you no need am?
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea At (1 - 1) On 9th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 2:25pm On May 09
plessis:
Liverpool can go a full match without crossing for forwards to score except setpieces. Just aimless purposeless side passes to keep the opposition from touching the ball.

When slot is sacked, them need naked am tie am rope keep am under sun while we decide which punishment we go give am.
grin grin you nor get joy o grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea At (1 - 1) On 9th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 11:29am On May 09
I fear 😨 for Chelsea, seriously I do undecided
If to say league still remain like 8 matches, na relegation fight Chelsea for dey.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Full List Of Teams That Have Won The Champions League Unbeaten by chicfarmer: 10:38am On May 08
Isobug:
Chelsea fans always bad Belle, they want as they are loosing let every other clubs be loosing.
As a Liverpool fan I want Arsenal to win if they can. Very strongly behind them. So do many Manchester united fans, only Chelsea fans are biter
Abeg who don drink Chelsea schnapps recently? E be like say the thing don dey bitter too much because the way Chelsea fans are so bitter these days ehn.. angry sad
FamilyRe: His Wife & Children Mistreated Him. He Secretly Sold His House & Left Them by chicfarmer: 11:41am On May 07
Pootle:
is that the man on blue or white?

it should be the man on blue because he refuse to drop his phone, e no wan hear say the phone loss them enter him account. he leave the phone for him chest pocket grin

he also take star ragler so him no go high come lose guard. very sharp man
grin grin
You be OG grin
FamilyRe: What Was The Biggest Unwritten Food Rule In Your House Growing Up? by chicfarmer: 9:13pm On May 06
folake4u:
Lol this was my house too.

My mum bought us plates, spoons and cup according to our favourite colours. My plates, spoon and cup was blue, you CANNOT use another kid's plate for yourself.
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs PSG: UCL ( - 1) On 6th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 8:14pm On May 06
tunapawizzy:
PSG should kfinish Arsenal in the final is the only thing I am asking for. Overwhelm them
Dem never finish the one dem dey, you dey call people when don qualify. Make Dem manage qualify fess undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (1 - 0) On 5th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 9:59pm On May 05
Gunnnnneeeeereerrrrrrsssssssssss!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (1 - 0) On 5th May 2026 by chicfarmer: 9:04pm On May 05
Doyou2019:
They will come out in the second half.
This is where we will see MLS, Saka and Trossard run that yeye defence ragged from midfield to attack.
You're right. Time to sit back and wait for them. They have no choice now but to come out and attack. Then we hit them on the counter. Hard. grin

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