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Celebrities › Re: Phyno Celebrates His 40th Birthday Today by chicfarmer: 10:42am On Oct 09
Phyno fineoo.. aru di gi, guy... grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Reply As Landlord by chicfarmer: 7:15pm On Oct 08
Kalulu44:
Hahahaha, and he will surprise you again by renovating the other side too
cheesy cheesy
In that case e don win grin
I go give am 2 years free rent grin grin
Sports › Re: Inter Lagos FC Welcomes Paripesa As Official Betting Partner by chicfarmer: 4:42pm On Oct 08
DavidMm:
Why is it that our sports administration and administrators are always slow to catch up? When the rest of the world and top leagues in the world are moving away from having their platform be a tool for promotion for this particular business, a business that preys on the youth of a nation, sabotage and mortgaged their futures, here's the NPFL in an open arm embrace of it.

To the Nigerian Government--Executive, legislative and Judiciary; while we may not be able to tame this hydra headed monster called sports betting, we can definitely make sure it doesn't grow any bigger than it is. We have to deprive it of air: restrict their ability to advertise.

Just my thought!

#ForwardEver!
Betway signed a sponsorship deal with Man U this season undecided undecided
Sports › Re: Inter Lagos FC Welcomes Paripesa As Official Betting Partner by chicfarmer: 4:41pm On Oct 08
I no like this club colors. Make Dem change to more mature color.
Jokes Etc › Re: Reply As Landlord by chicfarmer: 3:10pm On Oct 08
Fuckyoumod:
Envy and jealousy won't take you anywhere.

I know say na jock you they sha...
Always appreciate good things.

I will personally not increase his rent for upgrading my house, he is a good tenant with good intentions.
Na you sabi. That one no consign me tongue
If e no gree make e pack out. tongue grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Reply As Landlord by chicfarmer: 1:48pm On Oct 08
yomi007k:
I will acknowledge the good work and praise him.

If possible I will not increase his rent in order to recoup the cost of his renovation or I will pay him outright.
You dey whine? grin
I'll give him quit notice and take over the house. grin grin

How tenant apartment go fine pass landlord own? angry A whole landlord. grin grin

After he has come to beg with other people, I will sorry for him and tell him to come over to my side while I take over his side grin grin
Politics › Re: Opinion: Benin City Must Move Beyond Old Benin And Build A Modern City by chicfarmer: 1:05pm On Oct 08
Op, you dey run speed. Common street lights no dey city center undecided

Let them even start with street lights and road modernization make we see. embarassed undecided
Travel › Re: Demarcation Still On Niger Bridge, Solar Lights Installed by chicfarmer: 11:07am On Oct 08
naptu2:
Lekki-Ikoyi Link Bridge has the same thing. I will go and take photos of it for you this evening.

Virtually all bridges have it.
I'm not saying other bridges don't have it. I'm saying putting it in Onitsha bridge wey I know is just asking for chaos.
You know how many agencies and revenue agencies, both legal and illegal operating on and causing traffic on that bridge head? Now you wan add U-turn?

Na here we dey na, when e start na you go still open the thread for nairaland grin grin
Travel › Re: Demarcation Still On Niger Bridge, Solar Lights Installed by chicfarmer: 9:41am On Oct 08
naptu2:
Because of an emergency and any other unforeseen curcumstances.

Bridges usually have these gaps, even the Third Mainland Bridge has them.
Do you know the length of third mainland bridge compared to the first Niger bridge?

First Niger bridge no reach 1.5km sef. That U-turn go be serious problem.
Politics › Re: Funny Ai Image Of Tinubu, Makinde, Atoku And Obi by chicfarmer: 7:25am On Oct 08
E for good if to say Tinubu know wetin him dey talk embarassed undecided undecided
Travel › Re: Demarcation Still On Niger Bridge, Solar Lights Installed by chicfarmer: 7:23am On Oct 08
femi4:
With U turn, they will block that bridge with traffic. Nigerians no dey obey rules
I'm really concerned. How them go put U-turn for that short bridge 🌉? Na im be say holdup no go lai lai end for that bridge na. undecided
Celebrities › Re: Reaction As Nigerian Lady Flaunts Business Built From “hookup” Earnings (Photos) by chicfarmer: 10:36pm On Oct 07
Because Dem no use you do gbomo-gbomo na im make you get mouth undecided undecided
Politics › Re: Will Pay Up To 80k For This Nigeria 25th Anniversary Song+ by chicfarmer: 8:26pm On Oct 07
It's only fair to send him the money if you haven't already done so. The guy deliver na.
Education › Re: Top Nigerian Universities By Research Environment — 2027 by chicfarmer: 6:55pm On Oct 07
Every governor wan create state university for im Papa house. Non is properly funded angry sad
Science/Technology › Re: Meet The Big Cat Family (Photo) by chicfarmer: 6:49pm On Oct 07
PlayerMeji:
You forgot the mf hyenas..



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For all of you quoting me, I love how you have finally shown your ignorance and lack of learning...

A simple Google search would have sufficed.

Are Hyenas cats or dogs...? Simple

@ samsononyilo
@victorazyvictor
@wolesmile
@chicfarmer
@Krak
@maxiuc
@Mirasteel
@tuoyoojo
Who be this one? angry
You too were wrong so why didn't you call out your own ignorance? sad
Politics › Re: Tinubu Just Built A $250 Million Lithium Plant. Why is Everyone Quiet? by chicfarmer: 4:56pm On Oct 07
Na lithium we go chop? (in Tinubu voice) embarassed grin grin
Science/Technology › Re: Meet The Big Cat Family (Photo) by chicfarmer: 4:51pm On Oct 07
PlayerMeji:
You forgot the mf hyenas..
Hyena na dog family with wolves and the rest.
Politics › Re: Port Harcourt Refinery Workers Threaten Shutdown Over 7 Months Unpaid Salaries by chicfarmer: 9:39am On Oct 07
Can't they just pay these guys off and shutdown or sell the refinery?

Refinery no dey work but we still dey pay salary embarassed embarassed
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UBA Opens Recruitment, Seeks Direct Sales, POS, Lending Officers Across Nigeria by chicfarmer: 6:16pm On Oct 06
descartes400:
look, it's not that i don't agree with you on the fact nigeria has poor remuneration culture.
but you see, there are obvious laxities in labor laws and government policies and billionaires will always game the system.

But a man that is creating jobs for people to earn a living even if the pay is poor should be commended and not shaded with infantile vituperations.
My friend go and sit down!
They can declare trillions in profits but can't pay a living wage. Oga if you interview any bank contract staff, you go cry for them. angry
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Russia: International Friendly (3 - 3) On 6th October 2026 by chicfarmer: 5:19pm On Oct 06
CyracksMrBlogger:
Him don subscribe him juju 😄
Comrade, why?? grin grin
Romance › Re: You Reject Someone Broke, But Want To Be Accepted Broke? by chicfarmer: 5:17pm On Oct 06
Samantha125:
It's the duty of men to feed us, we can't starve while you guys are around... Even if you see us seated alone in a restaurant without having ordered anything, you must come to us and make enquiries with regard as to whether we've eaten something... If our response is "no", then your next move should be that you buy us something to keep body and soul together... You don't have to ask us for our names, just buy us something to eat and God will continue to bless you in abundance...😌😌😌
Singing in that musician's voice... Samantha.. Samantha o.. o Samanthaaaa.... grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jeffrey Archer Dies Aged 86 by chicfarmer: 4:53pm On Oct 06
DrAda:
Thank you. I agree. It is truly a pity that people don'tread anymore. Will look out for Forsyth's novels. Can't ever recall reading those and I bet they will be great
Start with The Fourth Protocol. Thank me later. wink

The Afghan also will blow you away grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jeffrey Archer Dies Aged 86 by chicfarmer: 3:32pm On Oct 06
DrAda:
Honestly, my favourite authors will forever be Sidney Sheldon, Agatha Christie and Robin Cook.

Sidney Sheldon, because his lead characters were almost always women. Best novel: Master of the game

Agatha Christie, because I could never guess who the culprit was, and some of the “soft crimes” I commit these days were learnt from her books. 😂 Best novel: Murder on the Orient Express and anything else with Hercule Poirot in it.

Robin Cook, because I honestly believe that man, a doctor, is extraterrestrial. That’s the only plausible explanation I have for his science fiction ideas.
Best novel: Abducted
Hercule Poirot is my best Agatha character by a country mile. Fine old dandy. grin

In my eyes, Forsyth can do no wrong. Love the man and his style grin

But you have great literary tastes though. Well done. It's a pity people don't read no more.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jeffrey Archer Dies Aged 86 by chicfarmer: 3:05pm On Oct 06
DrAda:
Definitely
You think he's better than Forsyth?
Forsyth na their papa o cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UBA Opens Recruitment, Seeks Direct Sales, POS, Lending Officers Across Nigeria by chicfarmer: 2:47pm On Oct 06
descartes400:
is this vituperation coming from an unemployable youth who is jealous of the the fact some employable youths will be employed to keep body and soul together?

UBA is a private entity set up by a private individual,not a government organisation. Which private company has your forebears set up to provide career prospects and growth to the youths?

There's always a starting point in one's life, and if this opportunity will afford some youth a starting point, it's a good thing.

na to cho cho cho with unfounded criticism una sabi
Why not talk to a typical bank contract staff before typing this hogwash. sad
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UBA Opens Recruitment, Seeks Direct Sales, POS, Lending Officers Across Nigeria by chicfarmer: 1:45pm On Oct 06
UBA are shameless. Contact jobs to enslave the youths without prospects of career growth. Where are the ministry of labor and the NLC when you need them? angry sad
Fashion › Re: See The Young Pretty Lady That Opened A Multi-standard Mega Store In Abuja by chicfarmer: 11:25am On Oct 06
Alex.. Alex... Alex... How many times I call you? grin grin

No dey disguise for us again grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jeffrey Archer Dies Aged 86 by chicfarmer: 9:54am On Oct 06
DrAda:
Honor Among Thieves. Best novel
grin.... Arguable.. grin
A damn good writer though. Can spin a yarn... wink
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jeffrey Archer Dies Aged 86 by chicfarmer: 9:51am On Oct 06
Noooooooo! One of my favorites along with Puzo and Forsyth. embarassed cry
Crime › Re: Lagos Big Boy, Philip Tunde Arrested With Heavy Loads Of Cocaine (Video) by chicfarmer: 4:38pm On Oct 05
Werey say him from esan south east grin grin

When ovbi esan start to dey answer Tunde? grin grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Visits Oba of Lagos at Historic Iga Palace, Receives Royal Blessings by chicfarmer: 7:07am On Oct 05
Na im be the UNGA wey Dem say make him go? angry sad
Sports › Re: Bendel Insurance Vs Barau FC (4 - 1) On 4th October 2026 by chicfarmer: 6:18pm On Oct 04
Nice demolition job. Up Bendel!! grin

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