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reksly:
Nice guys stinks

They are slow and repulsive

They always finish last (that explains why u later got a pussy that has been demolished over time)

In fact nice guys always end up with overly used kitty cats...

Hahahaha good gracious, this is the most hilarious shit I have read so far. Lmao

HARDDON:

Aiit guys, lets do this together.

a) You Supply Hookup Places

b) I supply possible convo fUn lines. N their responses based on experience .

So

Drop places you mostly meet ladies , the 5th person to drop, wins d round! N id flow fun convo based on that.
After that we take inputs n questions, then move to d next round.

Perfect?

Round 1:
let the suggestions begin!

A random girl walking on the street at a (local town).
At a popular eatery, she sitting alone.

Wonderful thread, I must say.
I read some downright hilarious posts here lol. And I'm happy Hardon and other helpful guys have provided assistance in whatever way they can.

sekundosekundo:
But can you go to work dressed like a woman?.

Its funny and that's all. You are missing d point, just because they can do what u can't does not in anyway make it a sin. Read ur Bible, stop inventing words, you do not compare our mode of dressing now and then.

Juicypot247:
I've heard you, unspoilt brat. Foolish Ewu!

Shut up, and reason your life. A condom could have saved us this stress.

Juicypot247:
Mtcheeeeeew. Ozuo!

Read what you wrote and rethink your life I'm quite sure you're a spoilt brat, with a very low IQ. You can't even think straight

Says who?. The Bible did say women shouldn't wear men's clothing but for all we know back then, men didn't were trousers outright their cloths were more like robes. So back then it would be out of place for a woman to wear it, downright hilarious sef....

Bible never said trousers.

Juicypot247:
Ori eleyi ti daru.

I wish you the same, mad goat.

Nice invention/improvisation.

Make I go search for my own talent, I'd imply you to do same too.

Juicypot247:
Marriage is for better you stay, for worse you run o. It has turned to a deception tool by men to pleasure themselves while holding women in bondage.

You can't cheat on him but he can cheat on you without any regret, you can't raise your hands against him but he can pull your teeth off. That's why I'll never encourage marriage. Just screw them, have a child if you want and dump them.

No man is worth the headache. If you can't abstain, get a Love Machine and masturbate to porn.

You must be very stupid, how were you born. Oh so you mean, you're a bastard?.

Ha, quick recovery sir. Nothing is safe to ride on these days, bike, keke, cars, truck, even witches sef dey feel am.

I never knew madmen operate smartphones too.

All I know is that it was said, Satan and his angels were cast on earth where they shall rule till Christ comes.

You are expecting all pains, sorrows, problems, sicknesses e. T. C to vanish? Do you not know Satan rules the earth. God almighty is the solemn ruler of the universe in its entirety and that is why we wait for the coming of Christ.

You do not expect problems to vanish, that's like paradise which is not yet to come.
You say to yourself, nah, that's bullshit but I tell you. What defines A God? One who does what he wants or one who does all and everything people wants?.

God owes no one an explanation, he doesn't.
That is why he gave you and I free will, do whatever and whatsoever you wish and want, he never forces you to do to his own Accord.

Atheists are so obsessed with God much more than religious people and that's a fact. They say it's all balderdash, I choose not to argue. For in our lives, many have changed from atheism to devoted Christians and many have also changed from being Christians to Atheist, that is the circle of life

Same way people choose to kill and those who don't.
For Atheist say, there is no heaven or he'll, whether there is or not, we shall know. But if that's what their bases for not believing in God lies there's no need to talk about it.

The Bible is God's word written by Men, and as man, we are all susceptible to mistakes and rebranding and twisting some words......

As for me am a proud Christian, bring five evidences that there is no God, and someone else would bring a thousand and one reasons why there is.
You believe in the big bang theory, putting emphasis on chance, a chance so preposterous and impossible, and yet they say they do not need proofs.....
Sufferings and tribulations would never stop, until Christ comes that's the way it would remain, you mock the Bible all you want, you say it's logic well it's your choice. One who sets on a journey but his filled with negativity shouldn't expect to see any positive occurrence on his journey.

As mere mortals we all would die, that's a certainty, Christian, Muslim, Hindu, Atheists, Judaists that's the ultimate sacrifice everyone must pay.

So if you feel, you can't be religious, ha, these Christians have too many doctrines, ha, so many laws, ha so many teachings, ha, can't one just live his life the way he wants?. All these you say, thus another reason you believe there is no God.

Free Will my friend is the greatest gift given to man. For in d days of Adam, God didn't interrupt them from eating from d evil fruit, did he?. Whatever you sow, you shall reap.

For God is not a respecter of persons, he owes no one an explanation. It's one thing saying I believe there is no God, it's another smiting, cursing, mocking, God and those who believe in him.... Sadly some Christians also commit this mistake

So the Atheists, say, everyone believes in Allah, Jesus, God almighty, Aztecs believe in theirs, Hindus believe in krishna and what have you. They say which then is the real God,...... time shall tell......

PetroDolla4:
crap! See ur head like Aponkye!

Chai I Don suffer

HARDDON:
what a woman!

what a heart!
on dah spot thinking!

what evuls stealing from your fellow woman!

for one so fair, fine n fat, you wouldnt think she can pull such stunt!!

My bro Na their type they pull am on a daily basis

Stupid woman, see as she fat like Ghana buns.

Chai, that dude beat me to first comment, hmm I won't use MTN again...
Ha wait o, he can blow grammar too.
So, he not only has fast Internet, he also speaks big big grammar o... This is corruption.


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Drienzia:
Abeg, make una de lie small small... he dribbled d goally, den refused to score, den come back again and dribbled him, and d defenders were standing and clapping abi? guy, but u get YouTube for ur phone na...

K

Yeah, who remembers when he dribbled some players including the Goalkeeper, he had a chance to score into the free net but he turned back and almost dribbled the keeper again before scoring .

His coach later said jokingly, that Okocha would have been sacked if he didn't score.

Ronaldinho and Okocha were the best in showcasing their skills then.

Do not steal.
Do not lie
The government hates competition

PassingShot:
Shut down! I didn't mention Igbo.

That one concern you, stop spilling rubbish next time

PassingShot:
This is like putting a dagger through the heart of haters, the wailing zombies who detest good news about Nigeria.

Liepods, how far na?

Shut up, always trying to bring up tribal war. Who told you it's only the igbos that are not happy with the present government?.

^^ ignore the guy two steps above me, he's definitely high on weed, fresh and uncut.

Nice, I see us moving up the rankings, cos currently we are playing with great drive and passion. It seems our football teams are the only shining light in this bleak Situation of the country

oloriooko:
Whatever goes up must come down

Except age, though it's an abstract

Nice, I see us moving up the rankings, cos currently we are playing with great drive and passion. It seems our football teams are the only shining light in this bleak Situation of the country

ayourbamie:
1 for Buhari there.

Which buhari? that man has been absent since God knows when.

Nice, I see us moving up the rankings, cos currently we are playing with great drive and passion. It seems our football teams are the only shining light in this bleak Situation of the country

And we no even qualify

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