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Finally just the right thread i've been waiting for.

Hi everyone, i'm a die hard barca fan. If you're on facebook/twitter

Kindly give me ur name and i'lll add /follow you.

Visca el barca!

Bia op are you high on mascara??

What is this post's business in romance section?

Missali:
I first learnt of the word 'Atheist' on Nairaland and was surprised to discover there are people who don't actually believe in the existence of a Supreme Being. I simply was surprised that's all, not angered, hateful or whatever extreme feelings there could be.
Over time I have come to see Atheists as (seemingly) intelligent people but time and again I get blown away. Here are 8 questions I want to ask Atheists on Nairaland:

1. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE RELIGION SECTION?
Most of the posts in the Religion Section are made by Atheists and I start to wonder why they care so much about something that doesn't exist, Isn't that a huge irony?

2. THEY ASK SILLY QUESTIONS.
There is a proverb; he who asks questions can not get lost. Sincerely though, some of these questions can make you lost and even make you doubt the sanity of these Atheist posters. Somebody will just wake up one morning and ask; 'Who is God? Where is God? Why is the sky blue?
If you ask me, na who I go ask?

3. ATHEISTS DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
If you're trying to answer an Atheist's questions, forget it. A question is asked by someone whose heart is receptive to answers and not someone who already has an answer to your question, only to ask another question.

4. WHY DO ATHEISTS SPELL GOD AS 'god'?
This is even a forgotten case. I may not be a Muslim but would never spell Allah as a.l.lah. I may not be a traditionalist but will never spell Sango as sango. I wouldn't even spell an Atheist as atheist. Common sense people!

5. WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH CHRISTIANITY?
Seriously, is Christianity the only religion in the world? So you left Christianity and you feel happy and free. I'm happy for you. Now, can we all move on like the world doesn't revolve around you?

6. SAVED THE WORLD YET?
Atheists go about crying 'foul, foul' whenever Religion is mentioned. They claim it is the cause of farmine, fuel scarcity, unemployment rate etc. So now you're non-religious, saved the world yet?

7. STOP PREACHING.
If a Muslim preaches, its alright. If a Buddhist does, its fine. If Amadioha's priest even preaches to me, it's understandable. They are trying to gather members, but when I see Atheists preaching (or is it trying to convince people) to believe in nothing, what really is your aim?

8. CAN YOU JUST BE YOURSELF?
Not everyone is amazed or even concerned about your non-religious affilliation. If Ruth likes she can fast for 40 days. If Amina likes, she can wear an Hijab that is as long as Lagos to Sokoto. If Anwuli likes, she can pour ogogoro on that tree every morning. If you like, say our 'skydaddy' is a figment of our imagination. Everyone has their path. So can you kndly be yourself?

Well Written.
Most of them call themselves free thinkers, they seem to think that religion is a sort of chain that hinderd them from doing what they want. Thereby creating a false impression that certain things thats regarded as a sin, is totally alright.

But its clear they cant do without religion, infact religion is what spurs them on.
Just say God exist and you have multitudes ranting around.
Lmao!.
If they say God doesnt exist why then are they so obsessed with christianity.?
If they dont like religion, why are they obssessed with religious activities.

There's one thing God made us different from other animals and thats FREE WILL.

Do what you want, if you think its right, but remember there are consequences for doing evil.
All in all, i respect them as humans and i have like a couple of them on my facebook.

As for me, i'm a Christian for Life.

Iamsynord:
nice

Thanks bro

spenca:
This can't even be the problem coz of the short time it stays on, no console would be set to auto sleep within seconds not even 5mins , not possible

Okay :\
I was only trying to help

We hate losing, everyone does
Incase you missed my previous thread on funny tips to enable you enjoy football games, you can click here---->https://www.nairaland.com/2462468/four-tips-enjoy-football-games

Now back to the topic, after years of playing games personally and with my friends, i've noticed we all(gamers) most times make excuses for losing.
At times these excuses seem plausible and there are times its just downright funny! Lets get down to business.

10: My Game Pad is Faulty: Yeah yeah, it wasnt faulty when you went on a solo run with Ronaldo and scored with aplomb, it wasnt faulty when you went on a killing spree on Call of Duty, Neither was it faulty when you swerved right, drifting like a king on NFS

Just because you lost, all of a sudden your Pad is to blame. Next joke please


9. You Were Just Lucky: Haha, we played five times on fifa, i won you Four times, yet you still insist i was lucky!? As gamers we might have heard an excuse like this,
Its always luck when you win them but once they defeat you, they are automatically professionals.


8. The game is stupid/shit/boring:
Oh really?. Why dont you admit you suck at it?, so the game was so bad, yet the winner was able to play well while you lost . It clearly means you're less capable.

7. I was ill so thats why i lost:
You werent feeling fine yet no body dragged you here, you came on your free will, we chatted, and subsequently we ended up playing Pes, infact nobody tell you where pad dey sef. I won you and now you're saying you're sick thats why.
Hmmm i hear you, you for tell me say you get HIV sef or Ebola... Mtcheeew

6. You were cheating thats why i lost: A lot of players think this way when they lose a game if the opponent played far better beyond their average performance.

Like for instance a headshot through walls in Counter Strike or Summoner skill with no CD in League of Legends. But what if your opponent indeed improved his skills through practice?
"Oh no! That guy was cheating!" if i hear.

5. This is not best Character/Team/Fighter/Car:

Many Gamers make this funny excuse, you'll hear some of them say they usually use Real madrid but because the chose Man united thats why you won them. Abeg, keep quiet joor, na me force you make you choose united?
Funny enough, we'll replay and i'll still beat him with his favourite team


4. I wasnt playing like i normally do:
:\ i salute you, Schvenchenko of gaming, just accept you lost, you dey here dey claim say you dey off form.

3. It was Lagging: This excuse is popular among Online gamers, some of them once they lose while playing fifa online, they'll send a pm and blame it on the game lagging. Sometimes they are right but other times your own situation might be worse yet you'll still beat them

2. I wasnt paying attention(My mind no dey there): Sure you may not have been paying attention but that doesnt mean you didnt actually lose, Does it?. You dont see athletes repeating a race, cos one of them wasnt paying attention... Do you?? Kindly accept your defeat

1. I was just playing it for FUN:
I mean, what does “I play for fun” even mean? Who doesnt play videogames for fun? Videogame testers? Professional gamers? Game reviewers? Know what they all have in common? Their genuine passion and interest in games has turned into a job. Most people don’t fall under that category, and (almost) everyone plays videogames because they’re fun, because if they weren’t, those players would simply spend their time doing something else.

So me too, i was also playing for fun when i beat you.......

Cheers all.
Cc: Cao, Lalasticlala, obinoscopy, Oga Seun

omodada1111:
this is really painful. Am thinking of how to send it all the way to Microsoft. The shipping costs, delay and all. Pls, any ideas on the cost effective way of getting it done?

Here, follow this link, it should help.
It might cost you but thats the only viable option.

http://support.xbox.com/en-US/my-account/warranty-and-service/packing-and-shipping-faq


Xbox will give you a new one + a disc.
:\
Though the cost of everything (could) be enough to purchase another console.
It all depends on your choice now.

omodada1111:
thanks bro. It won't even get to the menu stage. It trips off once it shows the xbox logo. About 15 seconds after being powered on. I even bought a new power brick and the problem persists. Meaning that its the main unit that is the problem. It really sucks.

hmmm based on my research you're not the only one affected, order for a replacement from microsoft.

Do not take it for repairs, as it cant be repaired, unless replaced. And trying to repair it will void warranty

If the console is powered enough for u to check menus quickly
Check to see if your Xbox One is set to turn off automatically. Head to “Settings,” then select “Power & Supply,” then choose “Turn off after.” Choose the “Don’t Turn off Automatically” option and you are set.
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ignis:
k

L

Abeg who get one spare ps3 pad??

Sochimaobim:
Ok guys, I ve been regular 'visitor' to this forum for years now. Matter-of-factly, am kinda addicted to it. So today I made up my mind not be a visitor anymore. I wana be a co-owner of the house . lol
Pls can someone help unstnd hw this forum really works. what are the things dt makes this forum really enjoyable....
Hoping to get some helpful replies

Lots of trolls, like the downright funny and the shockinglingly bizarre.
You should be ready to tolerate, some very silly topics, questions and shit answers/opinion.

Before you post a topic, infact cross check properly like some who's submitting a CV because, you might get bashed by an angry brother or a bad tempered girl as the case may be....

For your safety do not be the male version of Nneka 123, else my brother, Romance section no go hear your story finish.
All the same, its a good place to have fun and just dont take things too serious.
Cheers

When the Man/Boy wasnt married, his Mom 'owns' him. But as soon as he settles down he now belongs to his wife.

I mean who is the man spending the rest of his life with??
If the man wakes up, who does he see
Who does he take out for a party, Meeting or a Gettogether??
When he's got problems, who does it share it with??
The list goes on and on and on.

DeBret:
When you no dey kiss...don't see yours right

please if it looks like i care, kindly inform me. I do not want to give off the wrong impression

Mtcheeewww

slinkman:
you are making no sense..

*Yawns*

guyXander:
If you know half of the things I know, you'll have better moniker. Chidexter, one advice, change ur moniker. Then come back with more insults. Ops! You can't on nairaland.
Ur moniker reeks of a tout persona.

you've read wide yet cant explaine whats bpd means.
This will teach you a lesson not to be rude to anyone, thinking you know it all. Yet you know nothing.

guyXander:
If you know half of the things I know, you'll have better moniker. Chidexter, one advice, change ur moniker. Then come back with more insults. Ops! You can't on nairaland.
Ur moniker reeks of a tout persona.

Hypocrite. LMAO

Pls explain better. U dont want to claim to be a nigerian

Or u want to?

forandy:
Ermmm...teaching and informing are different sha  

Still depends on how its disseminated

Everyone seems to be a teacher on Nairaland.

Today, five ways to do this, 2moro 10 tips on that.

I'm still waiting for thread on Five ways to bath, or 10 ways to sleep.
Mtxheeew

Kindly edit your headlines, Its Mad Woman, Not 'Man Woman'

At first i thought it was about a gay, not knowing you actually meant mad woman

This was posted on fp some hours ago.
Now you just come here come post am again Chai... useless lies

Of what importance is this thread??.

If you check the op's topicS you'll notice she's kind of obssessed with this virginity thing....

May God help her. Mtxheeew

Cutehector:
Have a one night stand
Have intense sex
Find love





Op pls wen u hav kids, kindly gv these advise to dem alright...

1 Like man.
I second except the find love part tho.

And how many times will this topic be created?

No not just these. they want Men to be able to do everything.
Mtcheeewww

Johnnoah1st:
hahahaha, mad boy!

oga mi no be my fault oo

I comment pain me well well.
So i had no choice than to tell her my mind

IamLEGEND1:
dat is just a bunch of crap.....

men dont gossip, we discuss.....

and the ones who want their girlfriends to demand things from them are just insecure in their r/ships and are in desperate need to feel needed.

nagging guys?

Nah, there is a difference between coming online to bítch and whíne about trivial things on a faceless forum and actually doing that in real life...

materialistic guys?

i no get anything to talk about this one

How typical.

So to men its Discussing but when it involves women its Gossip. Ok.den

The rest statesment you made has no concrete meaning to the post created

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