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bjprodint:
tanks for sharing d secrets i will try my best to immune myself against guys that wll plan to use these tricks on me

See this one dey claim posh. The topic says pretty girls, if you think you're, then you must be high on mascara.

Just as i thought.
I just decided to see the thing you'll post, hoping to read a funny comment along the line.

The way wey u take dey talk am me don already know say na either you dey sell all this nonsense products or na blogger u be.
Mtcheewwww.....

If i click that link make i turn albino

I've read countless posts, comments, articles about women being complicated, and guys who've complained that women are hard to understand.
But it should surprise some of you to know that nowadays that same character that men have been ranting about against women, their fellow men now display it even on a larger scale


1. My Girlfriend Doesnt Demand Things from Me.

Hia!,
If a Girl demands money, Clothes e.t.c. from you, you complain, if she doesnt you still complain about her not requesting...
As i type, a post has already been created by a guy on this issue.
Now tell me who's complicated?. A girl who takes care of herself without being a burden to your life, yet you still complain she isnt demanding enough... .
Guy are you a woman?.

2. Nagging Guys

Yeah Yeah, My wife complains a lot,
My wife nags too much
My Girl is always finding faults from me.
What if i told you thats the same behaviour some guys are exhibiting already.
A Girl cooks, He complains the food isnt well cooked, or isnt delicious.
Yet it tastes good in someone else's mouth. Guy abeg go eat for restaurant if you no like am.

She dresses okay, you say it looks immoral, she dresses immorally, you say she isnt sexy enough. :/
She attends church services regularly, you complain she's being too *churchaholic*, she doesnt attend church often and you'll say she isnt religious enough, infact thats not how she behaves before you married her. Guy are you a woman??.

Whats worse than a nagging woman? How about a nagging man :/

3. Materialistic Men
I should i have put a W and an O after materialistic as its so often the case but then its no longer that way.
Though its not quite breaking news to hear that guys exhibit this trait, but its been so linked with women that one would be forgiven to think it was a word coined for women only.
You see some guys who wants to date girls that travel like mungo park, and rich as Oprah Winfrey, you see guys who wear wristwatches on one hand, a bangle on the other, a gold chained(fake gold chain as d case may be) necklaces, a flashy cap and as if thats not enough they top it up with an head band.
My Guy take it easy.

4. Guys Who Gossip
Wait! But thats very very rare, infact only Women Gossip jooor.
Sorry to burst your bubble, thats totally wrong.
The fact that you see group of girls gisting and saying stuffs about your next door neighbour, doesnt mean guys dont do same albeit secretly.
I'm guilty of this as well , WE like to do ours in a coded way, ehm guyly manner(pls permit me to use that phrase).
But then its still normal right?? The answer is definitely affirmative until you see group of guys doing it in public, as in that kind of gathering where they bring out chairs and just start a full blown gossip.

cc farano lalasticlala, oshilove

-Dexter.

guyXander:
If I was saying trash, my moniker would be chidexter.

Ahhahaah LOSER, just accept you got schooled.

I'll advice you to read hard and wide.

I didnt start this, you did. Thinking you were smart

Hi Everyone, Following the ongoing Post UTME examinations across the federation, i think its proper we (candidates) share our experiences, what we went through, the types of questions asked and our expectations.


I was opportuned to seat mine at UNN.
I'll be sharing my experience soonest

MODIFIED: My examination was scheduled to hold yesterday, by 1pm-3pm. (Faculty of Social science)
But being the Punctual type i decided to go by 9a.m, about 9:20 a.m i arrived at the Nnamdi Azikwe Library, which was quite easy to locate as i've been there several times.

The environment was very much Okay at least to me, there were large trees around which provided a natural canopy against the not so harsh weather.
Candidates were in their hundreds and many of them sat on pavements, chairs e.t.c.
The food sellers were scattered around, and lots of people patronised them


I proceeded to seat on a pavement just opposite the Library so i could get a better view of things happening over there, about 10:45pm, the first set of candidates that were writing their exams before i came, were trooping out. I asked a boy who told me another set will write immediately after them.

Well after some hours, the second set of candidates came out, we the 3rd set subsequently strolled through the gate, after we were searched lightly, Then came the announcement of different courses, with political science having the highest number of candidates.
We were all searched again, and our papers were verified for Authenticity.
A kind of scanner was used to scan the bar code on the unn application form.

At the exam hall, the questions were 15 for each subject.
Surprisingly, there was no issue about the laptops, i was actually expecting complains from every corner but there wasnt. During the exam i was a bit tensed, but tried to relax,.....The questions comprised mainly of Jamb questions and few from elsewhere.
I was able to finish 17 mins before time and i clicked end exam immediately. I was allowed to leave the hall, and i became relaxed.

Notification to all UNN Batch 1 Candidates, Our Post Ume Results has been released and is currently available online, through the unn portal.
But before that you must purchase a scratch card which is about 1100 to 1200 naira, at access, zenith, first bank or the bank were you got your confirmation order.

I'll purchase mine on Monday.
Good Luck all

RIP

One thing about most African countries is that they expect you to work hard for almost everything.

A student needs a relaxed place where they can seat, read and meditate before writing their exams, yet many schools cant provide a proper place for such.

Many are left standing under the scorching sun or rain as the case may be.

Everything seems a struggle, First we are made to purchase Jamb forms, and register them online, then we go for the exams, under unconducive environments, after we're done, then we wait for putme,
Now we'll purchase putme forms based on the school(s) of our choice which could amount to thousands of naira. I personally paid 6;000 naira for IMT form.
Now after that, you'll attend the screening exercise and yet again under uncomfortable environments.

As if all that stress isnt enough to gain admission. Many schools(UNN included) will still expect you to pay more than a thousand naira to check results, Which to me is totally unacceptable.....

Based on my estimates an average candidate will spend 30k+ (+ stress+accidents e.t.c.) all this with a risk of not getting admission at all.

IT IS A WAH O

True talk unlike one idiot wey dey taste men to know whether dem be rapist.

Wth!

All these Network Providers sef, feeling Like God.

Stupid people
Stupid networks.


But sadly we're stuck with them

If you ask me na who i go ask?

softapples:
MCHEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 Like for you bro.
Make i help you continue am
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

Wow! A welcome development

now the prices of these apps will be cheaper/affordable.

But still so many of us i've learnt how to download apps for free on other sites

BuhBye:
There are no signs of a mood disorder in his post.
What i see here is a wrongly worded thread title.

Thats why i said either that(which i meant to be a joke) OR he doesnt know a proper headline for this. Read my first comment.

Have a nice day

guyXander:
Bi polar meets Psychopath.
Get a life Bro.
Stop quoting me!

1. You sound pained
2. You're clueless

Bi Polar disorder simply means a mental condition marked by alternating periods of elation and depression. The op clearly showed it in his write up even the famous chris brown has it

So shut up and stop saying trash.
Dumb ass.

guyXander:
I guess you just learnt the word bi polar disorder. I don't blame you for aching to use the word but next time do you research before you attempt to correct someone. You must be a year one pharmacy student. Let's pray you graduate.

Nah, If you dont know something google it.
If i can access nairaland how hard is it for me to just type a word on google.
btw, i'm not into medicine bro

rawtouch:
So you settle down do all this research because of toto

My brother me too dey wonder the same thing

cao:
If you like third person space shooters get Gears of War & Dead Space (you've got at least 3 games to choose from both game franchises). For first person shooters get Halo (ask the Halo fans for more info). For sci-fi RPG get Mass Effect (if you want the full effect get all 3 games, just know that if you get addicted, you'll have no life). Open world action game get GTA V. You could also get Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim & Fable II or III, if you enjoy medieval/magic/sword and sandal/fantasy RPG.

Well said

DjAndroid:
And if my Igbo brothers go to Indonesia to import it nko?

We igbos no dey carry last. Guy you 3 much.

Lol

I agree with some of your statements, as its just your opinion but Op do you have Bi-polar disorder??.
the first words/sentences constituted anger, while the rest showed happiness, so its either you have BPD or you have no clue what your headline should be.

An Angry Smartphone User( More like a Bi Polared Smartphone user)

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Hi Gamers, kindly state the problems/challenges you experience while playing Fifa on Pc, i'll do my best to give detailed and effective solutions.

Prophet Kasali, sounds like a name given to a comedian.
No disrespect tho.

Pictures or adonbilivit

Lel

marshalcarter:
Ok






#sips H2SO4



But dat doesn't stop me from joinin dem sha

I can bet my life savings you didnt read half of what i wrote