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I prefer my bf's complexion

Lol. Amen o

WiLdFLame:
5yrs?? u too dey love
i pray make god remove dick frm ur matter by thunder!
Say amen?

Com'on gal from 9times a day to 4times a day; looks like a gud compromise
Do try n meet him half way, least he sees an excuse to start cheating.
If d kids ar d issue u hv den suggest to him dt to make it easier for u, get an helper to help wit d kids
N house chores only wen u ar at home den dt way u ar nt over-worked n
Too tired for d bed action.

I think I was 5yrs den. My friend(a boy) has a nanny n we were in church wen we both said we wnt to pee
N although the drama team was acting a drama BT d nanny reluctantly took us to d back of d church n left
Us dere. So after peeing we dressed up n started kissing until we were interrupted by my mom who was searching
For me n dt was hw I losted d virginity of my lips to a fellow 5yr old

Right nw u ar my favorite commenter(if thr's a word like dt) best advice so far. Wud get u feedback on monday

NemzySeries:
Send him a nude and randy pix of u on Saturday nite and call to tank me on Monday evening

Ok noted. thanks

armylord:
val rubbish... I hate dah crap.. u guys take it too serious.. ur bf is sincere to u.. he's broke understand him... nd sit ur ass at home. if u wanna cheat on him.. fine.. suit urself.. but ur gonna feel guilty anytime u with him... I'd advice u understand him nd spend d val with ur fam

Thou hath lost, find urself by reading from d begining

Strahovski1:
I still don't know what you need advice for.

Its alright, I Dnt think I wud hv liked dt though cos I hate group outing(too much drama)

gohzieh:
We'll deserve to be happy wished you were in the east I would have tagged you along with my own crew. I just left lagos for the east.

U ar right, Thanks dear. Dt wud b nice for a chng.

gohzieh:
Yeah, let's assume he doesn't care about your feelings. What do you do in that stead? I can't advise to go against your wish. Can I advise you, take yourself out, see a movie, no guys then make yourself happy. Guys (not all) have their cunny ways sha.

As low as it may sound yes dere is a sense of comparison here because i really am nt after d gifts or money BT rather d quality time I spend wit him, hence I even suggested to finance my trip n yet he still refused n it only seem to me like he mite nt care abt my feelings n desires

gohzieh:
There is a sense of comparison here, definitely guys will definitely ask you out esp on vals day. So because your is financially handicapped at the moment, why say 3 other guys are asking you out? So in other words you are telling him you gat 'backup o'.
Let's look at it this way, what if he says some other ladies are asking him out and he is financially handicapped to invite you over to join him. What will you make of that?

D first is d case although he is jst as adventurous as I am

MrEverest:
As in, he is laid-back while you are a tigress in sexology or vice versa? which one?

Swthrt I wud really hv loved to do dt BT distance is a bitch n DTS my main issue. I miss him a lot n d val was jst anoda excuse to c him

cruzita:
I see no biggy.u can cook and invite him over to your place.but avoid touching body

U do realise dt its nt compulsory to comment n I rather u understand d post b4 commenting

Alocia:
Shoot your bf cause he's broke.
Nonsense

I doubt dt BT den again I wudn't knw

DrinkWater10:
.Your boyfriend is considering other options.

Is dt a suggestion

gohzieh:
So what are you telling us that 3guys are asking you? Oya na go out with them.

I Dnt like d idea.

rawpadgin:
can u tell us how the so-called Valentine came to existence

stay in ur house after Church young woman

Now d increase in dollar exchange rate is d root of all d problems in Nigeria, fine d world won't end BT I simply nid to Knw wat to do wit d others? Pls Dnt tell me to ask dem to stop calling because i hv tried dt already n guess wat it didn't work

tse1v1:
things are hard my dear sister cant u see the way dollar is rising and naira is falling...............this is not the end of the world my dear..............

We dnt match up completely

MrEverest:
Hahahaha, why are you super envious? What about you, is your guy not....?

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C n D

Wow! Lucky u. Am super envious

MrEverest:
Wow, like seriously? thank God I am never sex-starved. My woman is passionate about it & has a high libido just like me.

Woh! No b small tin

penisilin:
Sex na serious business ooooo, i don fast for good three days(thinking say i don overcome), only to wake up the fourth day with the most stubborn penisilin attention i can remember in my life. It lasted almost all through the day and to make matters worse, all the double silencer carriers in my neighborhood were all wearing either one crazy bum short or almost invisible spandex.....


I tried to abstain from sex but the collaboration and effective teamwork between my penisilin and other parts of my body can even make Messi, Neymar and Suarez feel so ineffective ....

Lmao I like u[ author=sakaguchi post=19733182]
Don't mind all of them here joor!
Yvonne Nelson come my house unannounced from Sokoto, I go come straff my thing, na today, Mammy water no dey possess man, na women dem dey possess.
OP, weldone, you tried well but let me tell you what happened.
You have a very fine girlfriend.
You met this not so fine babe in a bus.
You invited her to your crib to have a jingle.
When she came, you were not impressed- maybe you discovered mouth odor, body odor, Gbagaun babe, or some other unforeseen ab initio f..uckup.
So you yansh her (or you didn't yansh her the first tym).
I believed you yanshed her sha.
She loved it- you hate it (love-hate things by wale)
You can no longer sponsor her transport from wherever again just to go into dat lame punannnny!
She tells you she is coming, you don't give a damn.
And because she liked it, she paid you an unannounced visit to spite you that she didn't need your transport fair, all she wanted was dick
But you sef don't even want to come close her punnnaaany, so you paid her off.
Once again, well done!
See as everybody is praising you as if you are a saint.[/quote]

U ar absolutely right so Whc ar u? Sanpleg?

My dear it can b devastating even for us melchor most times. Like getting pple to do stuff n wntin everytin to b perfect Whc nearly Neva happens except am dealing wit a mel-chlor or mel-phlag. Am even quite amused dt u find us charming cos only he who wears d Shoe knows WHR it hurt

faith2ogesco:
love Melchor ladies. dunno y.
love Melchor ladies. dunno y.

u ar right abt d way we calm down. My bf tells me to shut up whenever am getting tensed n we laugh it off

A mel-chlor. She wakes up happy and full wit life n energy. She sees a butterfly helpless n almost dead n suddenly her eyes ar full with tears.
She gets to d bus park n she refuses to pay #10 increase Whc was placed by d driver. She finally gets her way wit d driver n kept d #10. less Dan 5kms away sees a begging disable n gives him #200. She gets to d office n is smiling wit everyone n BT CNT stand any one delaying her plans to meet her target. D pens are well arranged n every file appropriately filed she helps a client a little too much because of d cute child. She gets home n expects everything to b in d its place else she becomes immediately tensed n sad. She makes dinner n he didn't eat or didnt compliment her meal. Next she is thinking maybe he doesn't like my food anymore n blurts out her feeling n he apologies d next she doesn't feel like seeing or speaking to anyone until her work is dn. She watches movies n cry half d way. You break up wit her n she doesn't care n tells u she is happy to kiss ur sorry ass gudbye n a month or 2 mnths later she is calling u asking to know wat she did wrong n argues wit u abt hw it wasn't her fault BT urs. Wen she loves n is convinced dt u love her; she publicise it every chance she gets; fights to defend her love for u to who ever think she shudn't love u.
DTS d life of a mel-chor