Jay Z must have been jealous

such an endowed cute man.

Most Deff had a life well spent.

we will miss you

Ewwwww... Pimples

And that was how tortoise fall from the sky and break his back.


daz all.

-Mr Cork-:


....bro..u mean she doesn't allow u to suck boobsy?...cant u beg?

excuse, i dun try suck one before, but no milk comot... Why

Which day ladies begin wear shoes

why would a married ex still be hitting

Time end things

Hahahaha,

Sure, I did.

Wow, really brings back those fond memories of me and onyi back then in primary school.

See now, you have tear my book, u will pay or i wont forgive you.

Na wash, tear me join jor

Quit tripping niccur!!!


Or better still,


Quit drinking guy.

Hehe...

I hope he ''beats'' his chest to say he's a proud husband and father-to-be,

Rush rush could be tricky at times.

Maybe,

you need a new camera!!

If i'm the babe, I'll be disappointed with your english man,
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Anyway,
best thing is to disappoint her.

#MOB

Whether you like it or yes,

Naija is blessed!!!


Even Denrele wouldn't wear a high heel.

Nah, not ever!.

Looks cool tho,
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The suit i mean.

lol.. d boi wan die oh... ok.. u knw hw we do it... meet me at udi hill... back of enugu coal mountain... let us settle diz scores... clash of the titans things...


#winner takes all

Smiling in wartime even with a superman pose


This man face must have scared crap out of the rebels.

he has sure been thru a lot.

Lol, i'm sure dat guy in d midst of those ladies must be feeling his tandus rise.

Too much current to tap.

Na "Natural something" na

I LoVe YoU tOo.

U better drop the habit, too coward and effeminate.!

My advice, Man up!!!

Sorrowful ;(

but guy, I also need to know some tips oh, these naija barbers cannot carve!

Make i join you op, i am also loosing hair and definitely don't want to get bald.

I get big head.

waiting for advice. Tenk.

Abeg, who read Translate.

homesteady: She borrowed your boxers?

lolzz. Maybe op meant panties.

Some girls wear boxers too sha, but borrowing it Thats so not cool.

Hahaha.. I no fit laugh.

omo see gobe.

A lot of girls live a ''fake life'' forming what they are not.

I confronted one during my 2go days and she was like, i have 2 bb phones, my boyfriend is richer than my sorry ass, my dad is super rich, her bf spoils her wit gifts and all that

I come begin wonder, no be this girl dey beg me for go credit last week

I advised her about her fake life then she deleted me. Edo gurl based in lag she claims. Always showing off her boobs and and immorality. Snappin with flashy cars she see's in church...


I hope she changes some day, i really feel for her


Deleting things.

I love girls who live a simple life like me.

no forming .

I wouldn't mind if they dash me the car oh,

as I don't have any!.

Stingy men.

sexymoma: 'Mummy Am Going For Choir Practice'
Then She Will Think God Has Really Taken Over My Life

lolzz, reminds me of the first girl i kissed.

Shey u will come to choir practise today?

*grabs popcorn*

time to confess those lies ladies.

Homesteady!

Your topic no dey ever make front page.

I givvup.

cute couples

urm.. I mean yet to be

Hmmmm....

Is that not Adaobi

Adebayor sha... Instead of thinkin how to revive his career, he's there dancing skelewu..

Dannylux:

Booobs are categorically incomplete without the nip.ples

why you copy my signature !?!

Elimgbu, court estate.. Our light is bleh.

Well, half bread sha.. Is better than none.