anonym0us:
wetin dat chinko guy dey find dia

Na them get am na

Chikelue2000:
Guys like us care more about the back view





just kidding

ma Nigga, nothing to kid about.. I for save the picture if they show the back view, just for future use..

2Billion.. 1.5Billion are from Nigeria, with some people having up to five account

The face of this car no dey funny at all

... American muscle

I don't like cars I prefer trucks, 2018 Toyota Hilux

alexialin:




Of course she is happily married

She choose to be happy and she handles her home properly and Jay z still wants to be married to her . So its a convenient situation .

There are times at home , i need to move heavy objects around or buy heavy things .. My dear anytime, one of the sellers Boy's helps to carry these heavy stuffs ! I heave a sigh of relief and am like its good to have a man around !
When I need to change my tyre ? My neighbour a guy comes around to help me and am like ? Its good to have a man at home !

A big huge rat tried entering through my bathroom, mehn the sight was scary , it was so big!
Guess who I knocked on his door? My married neighbour, they were already asleep, but hey we help each other in the compound. The wife called who is it ? It was around 12midnight , I woke up to go and pee ,when I saw this gigantic rat wriggling to enter my flat ! I screamed and had to knock on their door, cos I ain't sleeping in that flat with a screaming rat who got jammed in the bathroom hole, where water passes , I didn't know the rat removed the net and tried forcing its way in.

So the wife was like who's that? I said its me o! I called my name and I was like pls open the door abeg ! Its urgent !
She opened with sleepy eyes and asked what happened !

With frightened eyes I said please can I borrow yur husband ?
She said what happened ? Then husband came to the door when he heard my voice . I said there's a huge rat trying to enter thru my bathroom, I take God beg u come help me , pls.

I forgot I was wearing a nightie.lol
The husband with sleepy eyes said ok, gimme a minute am coming . he washes his face and searched for a big stick.
And he helped me out. He killed the big gigantic rat . as he was hitting rat I was screaming , even as the rat was screaming .lol it was horrific and terrible that night .
That night I will never forget!

He then pulled it out dead ,mehn! Jeez! So irritating .. Mehn, he nearly stopped but I said look except u want me to come and sleep in yur house ? I take God beg u don't stop now. U are almost done !
He looked at me and shook his head and continued

He sha killed and removed it

And he threw it out of the compound.. Ha! I was so relieved . the wife was outside waiting for him .lol.
And I got back in my flat and realised I was wearing only short see thru nighties
Oh well! His wife will understand. And she did.

My dear, a man is important in the house , abeg!

lol yes every woman need a man vice versa, your write up do got me cracked up

alexialin:
Na wa!

Tonto fucvk up sha.


Even when kanye west sang on one of his songs that he had fuçvked one popular female musician abroad , Kim over looked it and marriage goes on. And I bet she warned kanye in closed doors to be careful and discreet with his side chicks .
Even when Jayz cheated on Beyonce , they had a rough patch initially , and Beyonce sister attack jay Z with blows in an elevator but at the end Beyonce still made up her mind to stil keep her home but warned jayz to be discreet with his affairs .
I wonder when will Nija celebs under this fact and just try and keep their marriage , especially when the guilty party is sober and want the marriage to work.

And these two women Beyonce and Kim kardasian are two of amongst the most sexiest women alive, worldwide . Sought after by so many men round the world .
But they still stood by their cheating husband's.

I know its very painful when one cheats on his or her companion . but hey live goes on . seat your partner dwn talk about it and give him or her another chance.

Thats my view sha

In addition to that Beyonce is a strong feminist activist but is happily married

That Croc is small na try it with Nile Crocodile and your daughters birthday update will be on CNN

Dubby6:

Recently entered a Cab where d driver was disobeying almost all d rules...me self high
My guys come still dey ginger d high driver

Highway to heaven lol

Best solution is to divide this country let everybody go, I don't know why some ethnic groups are afraid of disintegration

Evablizin:
Drogba thank you for thanking Davido

Evablizin thank you for thanking Drogba for the thanks he thanked Davido

I hate when people use this words on me "I will get back to you" especially when am in need of something

Mine is 10pm to 5am

Can you go to the market and buy this guys album? For me no no.. The girls tho, well they are Kenyans so am not surprised

See as girls they smile as if they are the one celebrating

Guy I don't agree with you oo, so person like me wey dey save money to enter high institution at this my age should back down, I don't think so

teamsynergy:
if you really think 50 is broke, then u r on a long thing... that man is one smart SOB

SOB as in Son Of a Bitch

Explorer wey naija version?

Brown scorpions are more dangerous than black, but scorpion na scorpion it's all about holding your motion, move and your name na mortuary

But Explorer this man na mad man na.. But all this thing will not kill somebody it's our mind, I remember the day I was pushing a car, it splashed me dirty smelling water I washed my body ten times and I feel like scraping my skin

Rub powder for that your face for the sake of pimples

And they forced his joystick to stand

A waste, what has your own administration achieved, bunch of crowns

25 every year

Dangote trailer no go allow this bridge to set e don already carry full load they run there

amiibaby:
Guys are hrt breakers

is that your final answer

smartty68:

Its xenophobic attack Bro! Our government are the problem here. They've done absolutely nothing to curb this menace simply because most of them has huge investments in South Africa

our government you said, but where is your president?

That man whipping that woman with horn, reminds me of doctore

Mr Churchill buy fuel put for the vehicle, otherwise you will call them tomorrow and they will disappoint you by saying 'Oga we no get fuel'

Maybe true maybe not, If you decide to keep your virginity who am I to take hackshun

And the smugglers escaped, Hilux doesn't have balance especially when turning a sharp bend, although I don't know if na sharp bend cause am

PapiSmith:
Everytime I see a great-grandmother, they are always squeezing their face. Why?

you will squeeze yours one day