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I noticed it too, maybe its a new feature

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braine:
Not nice. It doesn't really make sense.

it does to some people

ammyluv2002:
How? With all those big big words?

what will you have me say, he also explained the meaning of the big, big words

Nice

emusmith:
Lol...85%...

85%.......wow, I tried nah

Invest in recharge card business

To warn pesin before time na to advice am. Lol

In olamide's voice......story for the gods

izsmike:
A long time ago, my college boyfriend and I were heading down to dinner when, much to my surprise, he decided to play hide the sausage in a most unusual place. Right there in the stairwell of his dorm, we had the most memorable and exciting sex. I was reading Trojan Magazines top Places to have sex and i got inspired to create a list of my own.

My number one is a definitely a car. A little boring, don’t you think? Sure, steaming up the windows in the back of your car can be pleasurable, but, depending on the make and model, car sex can turn out great or goofy

1. The hood of a car. Sure it’s exciting to have sex in a car, but the hood is hotter. Do like those car models do and slip and slide all over your car’s hood.

2. On the kitchen counter. Gives a whole new meaning to eating in.

3. At the office. Before, or after, work hours, when your co-workers aren’t around.

4. The movie theater. A movie theater hand job is fun, but try sitting in the last row and really getting it on

5. In the bathroom of a restaurant. It may not be the cleanest, but we’re talking about getting down and dirty here





i ve saved u guys the stress of clicking the link

thanks a lot

Number 6

The name of the movie is, get rich and die young

Yea, two can play the game

To add to their height

Am not the first child so......

Hmmmm

hmmmmm






election things on his mind

coolnaijamum:
The act of bullying has spanned various generations from the time of my parents, to my generation and finally to my kids.
I used to wonder why people have always felt the need to bully others.
What really is Bullying?
continue here to finish reading
http://coolnaijamum..com/

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hmmmmmmmmmmmm
there is politics everywhere, even in the church

limamintruth:
Hehehehe abi oooo. I wonder if na beauty person go choww

no mind them

One word. Beautiful

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Cute family
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I wouldn't vote him

A week later I called a friend of mine eniola, I told her
what has been happening with me and chinedu. She shouted at
me, she started raining abuses on me, she said I was insane and
in fact am moving in a train on a fast lane with the speed of
light waiting to crash in an accident. I told her to calm down so
that I could explain things better but she just doesn’t want to
listen to me. She finally hung up on me.
The next morning my mum called me though she wasn’t
aware of what was happening, but this one she called I know
all was not well because of how she was sounding on phone,
eniola must have told her what was happening. As I greeted her
on phone she doesn’t want to accept my greatings, she instead
started by abusing me, she later started crying on phone as she
was totally disappointed in me, I couldn’t help but feel
disappointed too in my own self because of the pain I am
bringing to Philip when I tell him this, but still the love I have
for chinedu is more stronger. My mum said is like I have been
bewitched by that so called chinedu. But wait a minute, I
thought about it for once, was I really bewitched or charmed
by chinedu, I don’t think so, am just a girl in love and maybe
am inexperienced because this seems like my first intimate
relationship.
Three months into I and chinedu’s relationship has been
fun and wonderful. Barely 2 months before my service year
ends, I can’t wait for me to finish my service and get married to
chinedu because he has actually proposed to me 2 weeks
earlier in his house when I took him home that night.
This evening I have made up my mind that I will tell Philip
what has been going on with me and chinedu, I know it will be
difficult for chinedu to bear this because he loves me so much,
but I have no choice than to quite the relationship once and for
all than pretending and hurting my feelings too. I called Philip
on phone, I wasn’t nervous or scared, when I called him, I told
him straight away. When I told him at first he was shocked, he
took it as if I was joking. I told him I wasn’t joking that am
serious, he tried to explain some few things to me but I hung
up went straight to parlor were his parents were, sat down as
tears rolled down my face, I explained what had happened
between me and chinedu, I told them that I just broke up with
chinedu and am also leaving the house that night. His parents
were shocked at what was coming out of my mouth, that I don’t
love Philip any more, she {Philip’s mum} tried to calm me
down so that I can actually explain what was really going on I
refused to listen, I told them that chinedu had already stolen
my heart. I left their presence went to my room because my
bags and luggage were already arranged, I parked them to
leave. As I was heading down stairs to leave the house his mum
was begging me to stay, that if there was any problem it can be
resolved, but I don’t want to listen, I left the car key on the
table and left. To philip’s dad is still look like a dream to him
as he watched me leave as he was short of words. My phone
had been ringing and it was Philip but I don’t want to pick it as
I moved my bags outside the compound , looked for a taxi and
left for chinedu’s house.
I got to chinedu’s house at about 9.15 that night, he was
waiting for me at his gate, he welcomed me with a warm
embrace as we move to the room.
The next morning, I got to the hospital, I met eniola
standing at the gate of the hospital. I met her crying, she said
Philip called her and told her that I broke up with him, I try to
explain things to her but she just doesn’t want to listen to me.

As weeks gone by I started enjoying his company that even
when he’s not around I feel some sort of vacuum in me. We
became more closer and fond of each other that he even waits
for me after work and we go home together while I drop him
off to his house. Before I could say c I have started falling in
love with him and I believe too that he has already falling in
love with me too .But wait a minute, how do I say this, that am
no more in love with my university sweet heart Philip and my
so to be husband, and am now in love with chinedu, a mortuary
attendant who some people may call stack illiterate. Philips
had already told me that after our service we will be heading to
the alter. Maybe what am experiencing is lust and not love,
maybe because I don’t want to hurt Philip’s feelings but what
am feeling for chinedu is getting more stronger by the day.
Chinedu came into my life and was able to capture my heart
with his swag even though he is not although educated. He
possesses this bad boy swag and looks that turns me on each
time we are together. It is always said that “bad boys makes
good boyfriends and nice guys makes good husband”, Philip is
nice but not as vibrant and active like chinedu. But sometimes
I keep asking myself “was there no guys like chinedu in my
university days^ or maybe I didn’t give them opportunity or
maybe they couldn’t impress me, or maybe I was not
interested.
This particular evening that I took chinedu home, before
he opened the door to leave my car, he held my hands though
he had not officially asked me out but both of us knew we were
into each other. As he held my hands, because his English was
poor he had to speak it in vernacular . He asked me to date him,
I couldn’t resist the offer as I looked into his eyes as I said
“yes I will date and even marry you”. He kissed my lips and it
was so sweet, I have never kissed in my life before, even as
Philip and I were dating we never kissed. After we kissed he
opened the door and left while I drove off.
The next day I told chinedu that I have been dropping him
off at his place but have not actually entered his house and that
I wish to enter his house that day, and he agreed. After work
we went straight to his house. He opened the door as we
entered his house, chinedu was living in a self contain with a
room and a parlor. There is no much in his parlor except for
fairly used chairs, table, television, a DVD player and some
few things but still he was still comfortable even when his
salary is just N40,000 for a mortuary attendant who washes
corps and prepares them before the owners will come collect
them for burial.
In chinedu’s house it was fun because we watched T.V
together as he cracked me up that I felt like not going home
again. I called Philips mom telling them that I was not coming
back that night and I will be spending the night in a friends
place though didn’t tell the who the friend was. At about
8.15pm, chinedu came closer to me, he placed his left hand on
my shoulder, he looked into my eyes and kissed me, he is
indeed a slow mover, as we kissed I couldn’t resist his touch,
before I knew what was happening we were in bed, we made
love all through night as if there will be no tomorrow and I
really enjoyed it considering that it was my first time of having
sex and I never regretted it even though I had hurt Philip by
being unfaithful and giving my virginity to another man
considering Philip had been waiting for me for so long.