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Evina:
So you are the guy that writes Afrocandy's movies? wow dude...you are good

Keep at it cos with this kinda talent, I see you winning an oxcal

Osheey fans... erm erm oxcal? is that some Aba version of the Oscars? ehn kwa?

chymystique:
LMFAO!! Chikinin, you are crazy! WTF!! Ve not laughed so hard in a long while.. I just couldn't hold it.. This your ibo lang no be here ... ..

Anyways, I recomend this your question for the journalists na them go sabi the answer.

My Ibo is on point abi? nna try small small asusu Ibo na ato ka sugar loool.

marieolae:
Lmao what kind of yeye story is dis gosshh

Osheey fans

chymystique:
LMFAO!! Chikinin, you are crazy! WTF!! Ve not laughed so hard in a long while.. I just couldn't hold it.. This your ibo lang no be here ... ..
Anyways, I recomend this your question for the journalists na them go sabi the answer.

Abeg abeg don't mention... I do it for mankind.

Hi my romancelanders, good morning.

Please something is bothering me, met this girl, Church girl, very calm and at first look you'd swear, she is probably the daughter of one the Angel's that came to earth that time in the bible to chop some bible women.
We started hanging out, I was taking my time and didn't want to rush things. I sabi talk mumu things wella lol I didn't want her to leave me cos I talk dirty etc but I noticed she used to like it sha but also pretends to caution me but never wants me to stop.. let me skip the introdo nkowa, any way fast forward to some weeks later.

We finally did it, *coughs. Yes I finally convinced this omo pastor to trust me enough with her body... And let's be clear tho, I wasn't after sex... If she didn't want sex I'd still be with her, I think she'll be the only girl I could make an exception for but she subtly hinted at some point, so that's why I pursue that side if not, having her means more to me than sex.

Real reason why I'm here is cos, when we were doing it, at first she was just there lying down, she no even let me go down on her and I'm used to plenty pre-intimacy... she was just saying that it's unholy bla bla then I slowly turned into one kind motivation speaker, I never knew I had that in me mtchhww see what sex does to you, bro all these great speakers had nothing on me that night. I was fantastic, she later became comfortable and let me do my thing and I started from the bottom hahahah I just had to insert a drake line here lol but no I started from her bobbi sha and down.... story for another day.

The main Koko is that, at a point I don't know what got into her, and my Church girl just told me "Nna bu buta amu gi" nga agba gi ogwu" Omo I had to clear my ears to make sure I heard right, Chineke, this Church girl done turned into one sex goddess and was taking control like Cleopatra, chai I obeyed her and buta amu as she said, talking dirty in Ibo is one of the best things ever, chai she was just saying things to me that na eme m isi mgbaka, she said it's her time now, that I should relax that na oga alacha amu m, lacha si onu amu ofuma, and when she is done, odo putara m otu ka laba ofuma.

Then this girl took my d, and started stroking gently, then increased the tempo, then she put it into her mouth and used the tip of her tongue on to suck round my isi amu. Chai, the head was so good, I felt like, I was in a dream, like I was in some kind of place were everything was well in this world again, if trumpet sounded I'd probably wouldn't hear cos my sense nozi na my amu that moment. It was the best thing after party jollof rice. Head so good, If she asked me to kill I'd answer yes mah, yes mah queen. This is getting too long sha but last last I nut in her mouth and bro, chick swallowed, like wowww! I was singing *insert* 9ice's wedding day" chikinin your chi don bless you, come on, even unilag babes no dey gree swallow.

Let me stop, so my fellow nairalanders, do you guys think is childish of me to ask her how she take learn am? or just keep calm and keep enjoying good head? Chick is "good" Church girl, sucks dick and swallows what more could chikinin want? It's all looking too good to be true, like I'm feeling like there is a catch somewhere, like maybe she wan take my soul or probably ruin me? I'm I just been paranoid?

ofiafuluego:
Do the needful to her ;DDo

Collect my phone from her hand abi? I've already done that.

I was in Church ooo, Nkechi now said brother, biko give me your phone let me check something in the bible.... I hate giving people my phone not like there is something "bad" Just that I don't feel comfortable, seriously even if na a minute.
Back to the gist, I normally activate guided access on my phone before handing it out but since she say na bible I just handed her my phone.
Was busy trying to get get to minutes of the last meeting cos I was the one reading minutes for our legionary presidium. Next thing I now started hearing "Yes yes yes yes... I'm about to cum, pound me harder la my otu well.
I panicked cos I recognized the voice and it was Nyomi banxx and lexx streele Indecency on my phone that that stupid Nkechi went to open instead of bible.
And as she drew attention to her the mumu girl now said brother your phone is ringing.. Imagine? what did I do to deserve that kain embarrasment? now I've lost plenty % of my Holy brother swag. now people who thought I was harmless around their daughter won't let me play with them again... this world sha.. abeg what should I do to Nkechi?

I was on my own, in the bathroom adjacent to the one Amaka was in.... jejely bathing my on and then Amaka now started shouting that soap entered her eyes and she can't see. She was calling her sister to come and help her but nobody heard her. And she called me cos she knew I was in the other bathroom
I now entered her bathroom cos it was "dark" and I was now looking for her eyes so I can blow the soap out. Imagine, she now started saying I was now pressing boobi and putting hand in her otu imagine? people now gathered and now explained and told them I was just looking for her eyes then my hand entered somewhere that now had hole and felt moist and I even thought it was her eye I injured and I didn't want to remove my hand cos it felt kinda warm and errm.

Now everybody now thinks I'm a bad person hian... did I do anything wrong by helping Amaka? Nigerians ehn.