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simply pathetic!!

thank you!

aight! call me when u done cookin aight! ohhh b/t/w don't sleep in d market uhhh cozz i'v gatt eat reall quickkk

hahahaaha have u started cookin?? or just about to!

Awww dishes?? why dishes?? okkkayy i don't mind! but i'v gatt eat tho!!

buckeye:
i can tell.

hahahahaah u can tell?? how?

I'm waitin 4 hezekiah.hold up! why would this guy use Hezekiah out of all namesss he can't even pick Judas or Pharoh!...uhmmm he choze Hezekiah! datz sooo not right!!

snazzydawn:
Come Hezekiah,I am not finding this funnny at all.If it is a joke,STOP IT!!!

Snazzz itz aight u'll b fine!! the guy would be under control in no tyme! heyy Ochorious where u at?? u'd be the one to hold his legs and i'll skin and tweeze him aight! i'v skinned soooo many of e'm n' i guess he won't be my number 1

buckeye:
well its up to u girls, yall know how to handle situation like this. peace out.

We sure do!! no doubt!

heyy bro i'v gat more reciepies 4 you aight!!

This is called the Turkey Wrap with Tzatziki
Tzatziki could be a substitute for mayonaise or any condiment u like

Ingredients:
2 tbsp  Extra Thick Tzatziki or mayonaise(anyhow u like it)
2  Flax Tortillas, Whole wheat wrap or Pita
8 slices of Turkey Breast - Deli Sliced
1-2  plum tomato, sliced 
1 thinly sliced cucumbers
Less than 1 Onion, also sliced
Green pepper(only if u like it)

Directions:
-    Spread tzatziki/mayonaise over wraps, leaving ¹/₂-inch border all around edge.
-    Divide turkey, tomato, cucumber, green pepper and onion evenly between wraps, piling along lower third of wrap. Fold in side edges and roll like a cylinder.
-    Slice each roll in half.
You're pretty much done!!

Ochoriousssss is dat an advice?? where would Snazz run to? Zimbabweland? lol i think we need to tell uhmmm whatz his name again?? yeahh hezekiah to get the steppin!! or else we gurlz are gonn skin his skinny ass alive!! soo boiii runnn 4 your lyfeeeee

hilarioussssss!! the topic is tooooo funny! the remaining 1% are in your school?? boi i guess you're are left with 0.01! whoa though choice!....have fun aight!

look at dat! i waz playin u all along n' u didn't even realize dat! lol

hahahaha pls don't explode!! juss playin witcha!! simplee

lemmee check it! hold on a sec aight!! *examining his mouth!*

your mouth!

aww look at his mouth!!

Ohhh lawdd!! c0deeee u found me here??!! *hiding for cover* sorryyy this is chillin in disguise

b_e_b_e:
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awww FLATline or SIDEline!   

ohh yeahh u do! all u'v gatt say is "hahahahahahaha" just lafffff!! release sum gasciousss!!

Do NOT sleep in the Kitchen. In other words DO NOT sleep while cookin!!

wow!! heyy Snazzz your prayers have been answered! you(or i'd say weee) got the kitchen! finally!!! so when do i come over for breakfast?!! cozz i ain't cooking----Snazz does the cooking, while Chillin does the eating! 

Where have i been?? wonders has just begun!! Wow i'm lovin this!! hahahahahah Snazz watz really goin on?? what do u owe theze guyz?? hezekiah what do u want againn?? we just got the other guy fired and now itz you! uhmmm we need sum changes on the land!!   

ohh yeahh hezekiah herez Snazz number: Toll free # 1-877-SCR- EWWW if thatz buzy, try this: 1-800-F^C-KOFF.mehn!! i'v tried my besttt!!

Ohhh i get it!!

definately!! just helping Deji answer his question

A Nigerian?? there are more than one Nigerians in the US army! wayyy more than one!

Ohh yeahh i knew that! i guess that waz a stat given 3 years ago or sumn like that! Bazzed on what i knoww, I think we Nigerians are the happppiest people on earth why?? i don't know!   Anywho! those morons workin on d stat know the #/_/<|< they are doing.... when it getz to rankin countries on the good side Nigeria would come in last and when it gets to what no one gives a flyin shiet about ohh yeahh Nigeria would be 1st on the list!! du'h we ain't morons...but i know we Nigerians are the happiest people! I know i am! b/t/w hahahahaaha i'm alwayzz and will be happy!!   so check on it!!

datz aight!! we'll get her!! imagine ehh!! we'v spoken wayyyy more dan Dr Phil and shez walkin out?? noo wayy awwww *hisssssssssssin*

are you jokin soo what u trying to say is, we'v been wastin our precious time counselling u??

heyy slimmshaddy e-z aight!! Evilslayer is trying to help u out!! don't u get it??