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tamia:
my conyacts were a lil' bit dislocated.

hahahaha a lil dislocated?? lol    make sure itz located aight!

whoaaa!! guess whoz back! back again!! shaddyz backk back again! welcome back!

tamia:
evilslayer and chillin una go kill me wit" laf

gurl datz d only remedyyyy lol

we're waitin!!! tick tack tick tack tick tack

heyy tamia check reall goooood!! can't u see your name up there??

@Evilslayer I guess we'v gatt wait for slimshadddy to explain all wat she typed!!

Evilslayer u don't?? i was gonn ask the same thing! that waz why i said "fantastic"

Fantassstic!!!

this is nut!! anywho i think i know where people like you have fun in ibadan!---Underbridge!

hahahahahahaa haa mehn! itz not funny! i just felt like laughing!!      4real dawg! i take u seriousss sooo seriouss!! :|

hahaha snazz!!

c0dec:
chillin ... see ya head.

uhmm i'll pretend i didn't see that aight!

Okkkayy! Here goes the recipe and ingredients for SPAPAGETTI !!(or i'll call it pasta) 

Since u don’t eat fish! Fish is eliminated!

STEP1!: Wash your hands!!

Ingredients:
· Spaghetti ----a hand full or a bunch… u know how u’v got broom in a bunch rite!  yeahh sumn like that
· A lil bit of Salt!

Directions:
· Put 2-3 cups of water to a boil
· Add your spaghetti(Break it into two..coz it very long), make sure you leave the pot-opened coz it boils and foams up.
· Add salt to taste. Make sure your don’t overcook it..if u end up realizing that you u’v got too much water in it, pour the spaghetti into a colander(sieve); letting it say for few mins until it getz drained!---- thatz pretty much it!


Ingredients for your sauce:
A  lil bit of Water
1spoon full or less of Canola oil
2-3 Tomatoes
2- Pepper (those huge ones)
1bulb of Onion
4-5 green onion (those kindaa look like a long green grass)
1 can teaspoon of tomato paste( thatz a 70g)
1-2 Maggi/seasoning
Parsley, Rosemary or thyme leaves (only if u like em’)
¾ or less Salt—make sure u taste n’ see


Direction to cooking the sauce!
· Slice your tomatoes, pepper, onion—make sure u don’t slice them soo little, so make sure itz kind of sliced in form of a strip
· Mash or break up your ground beef in a bowl-- Using ground beef (yeahh I know u eat that) NOTEE!! Make sure u don’t touch other surfaces after touching your beef!----so therefore, wash your hands occasionally
· Add a lil bit of oil in a fryin pan, heat it up a lil bit, and later add your tomatoes, pepper and onion. Heat up your magi a lil bit and add it in.
· Add a lil bit of salt to taste; add your seasoning (either Parsley, Rosemary or thyme leave)

Mehnnn this thing long ooooo!!

· Kk and now add a lil bit of oil in a fryin pan when itz heated, add in your mashed up  ground beef in and steam it a lil bit! Not fryin!!  Now your are pretty much there!
· Add all what u’v got in the first fryin pan into the fryin pan u’v gatt the beef in! Soo u mix e’m up together..n’ let it steam a lil bit!
· PS: taste to see if a lil more salt is needed
Now you are pretty much DONEEEE!!

Directions for eatin!:
Do you really need this?

heyy Davis nice try! anywho, welcome to d land!

hahahaha sooo funny! boi! i luvv the format! it shall be well!!

c0dec:
i'm guessing the other NL chics can't cook.
prove me wrong. https://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1855/waiting.gif

You actually mean your sista can't cook?? no comment aight! u end up eatin all what i cook! uhh b/t/w snazzz thanks 4 helpin out my desperate brova ooopss  i didn't say nothin aight!!

whoa! top 10! aight y'all listennn or i'd say readdd!!
Numbaa 1!! here we go!

1. C0deee
2. Snazzzzzzexplosive
3. Icingcake
4. ZuluNashion
5. Latoyaaa
6. Buckeye
7. Papermoon
8. Hot-angelic
9. Mikebuddy
10a. Ochorious
10b. Rollyrollex
10c. Trezieble
10d. Tamia
10e. Peteble
Otherz-----to be annouced bazed on my nominations


Thoze are my top 10 no subtraction mayb sum addition!!  y'all ROCK! muahh!!

daniboy:
na girls like CHILLIN no dey let their brother friends rest..

yo daniboy! no comment aight! not at all! cozz if i start with u! u'll neva 4get who chillin is! soooooooo no comment!

jeeeez!! wat #/_/<l<in truth is bitter??

ahhhh peopleeeee! sum people simply run their fingers on the keyboard without thinkin!!! daniboy what u mean

wtf!!

dejiolowe:
it is not my biz. i don't poke nose in other people's affairs...

Thank God u not my brother! cozzz by now u would have been dissssssowned! u'll see your sista goin d wrong path n' u'll keep quiet! datz crap!!

Phone tip of the day? this has been the phone tip since Nov 16th!

ohhh i c!!

buckeye:
haha, @ chilling your advice serious oo...u sounds like the type of friends i like to have. u dey my back Kampe

serious advice?? ohh tell me about it! datz a fact right there!! i dey your back? naww i dey your side! yo on a more serious note....

buckeye:
my sister just told me to stay the hell out of her business, and thats what am doing .

your sister actually said that? hold up! are you older? i think i know what needs to be done: therapy! anywho, tell your friend to come see me aight! i'll show him how i deal with guyz like that!

hey Buckeye what else do u want? your best friend cheatin on your sister? hahahhaahaahaa i laff!!(yeahh i know it ain't dat funny) he needs to be hung! yeahh i mean hang him upside down! i guess when hez hung he has got no way of screwin other people up! whoop is ass like therez no 2morrow! yo, i can help u out tho! one queztion tho! how on earth would u let your sister date your best friend? aight letz do this! if my friend _{i won't use bestfriend} ever cheats on my sister/brother? uhmm he/she knowz who i am! i don't take no shiet! one word: doneeeee!

heyy mike!! why do u keep putting my cars up there!! headz up! thatz a BUGATTI!! i'm feelin those carz right now! jeeeeezz!! i'm still tippin on 44s!!

Still day dreamin 8-> ! i'll put it up when i'm awake!

WHHHHHHHAAAAAT?? aight this is CRUNK right here!! lil Jon King of crunk! we got Lil jon, Ying Yang Twins, Elephant man, Killer Mike, Bone Crusher, Banner...mush more! d1twista what do u expect! okayyy! u don't joke around with crunk aight!

ghettochyk.... hearing problem? lol funny

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