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Politics / Re: Atiku vs Buhari: What happened in court on Tuesday by Chimarcel: 12:09am On Jun 12, 2019
BuhariAdvocate:
Atiku should stop distracting our president let him deliver his election promises to Nigerians.


His first 4 years that nobody distracted him, what promise did he deliver to YOU? Yes YOU!!! Abeg, go and sit down, since you're in enmity with truth.
Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi: Igbos Are From Ile-Ife - Ohanaeze Kicks by Chimarcel: 3:05pm On Apr 23, 2019
LordCenturion:
Ooni don dey fall my hand seriously, wetin concern nnyamirin ina-ki with yoruba people?,how pigs and humans relate?,this is an insults to yoruba people.. we never relate with dirty ipo'd pigs....

You're a fool
Politics / Re: Official Inec Result So Far (pictures) by Chimarcel: 3:26pm On Feb 26, 2019
Last pictures for the 18 states

Politics / Re: Official Inec Result So Far (pictures) by Chimarcel: 3:25pm On Feb 26, 2019
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Politics / Re: Official Inec Result So Far (pictures) by Chimarcel: 3:23pm On Feb 26, 2019
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Politics / Re: Official Inec Result So Far (pictures) by Chimarcel: 3:21pm On Feb 26, 2019
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Politics / Official Inec Result So Far (pictures) by Chimarcel: 3:18pm On Feb 26, 2019
It's unfortunate how Nigerian are easily deceived. Please add up the results for the 18 states announced so far by INEC, you will understand that Buhari's victory is a mirage. More pictures are coming

Politics / Re: Atiku Arrives Abuja, Received By Ben Bruce And Other PDP Members (Pics) by Chimarcel: 12:06pm On Feb 24, 2019
GoTV:
God bless Buhari for all the good works he is doing in Nigeria.

When he's gone to Daura, you will follow him so that he will finish the good work in your life ALONE. And may God run your life the same way Buhari ran Nigeria. Amen
Politics / Re: Top Ten Things That Will Happen When Nigeria Is Restructured by Chimarcel: 5:50pm On Nov 20, 2018
servercodes001:
No!!!!!

1) states like bayelsa that receive over 800% more grant than most populous kano have NOTHING to of development, why? The leaders are stealing the money
2)enormous corruption and looting
3)excessive tribalism and nepotism
4)uneven development across the country
5)poor leadership in each state
6)long period of time before states get their acts together
7)most states have NOTHING to depend on
8. )no federal grant means states like jigawa, nasarawa, kwara etc cannot afford to pay their civil servants
9)it takes decades to build an economy which means all the states must go back to the 19th century
10) there will be war and chaos
11) with the current living hardship no state can bear economic building
12) states controlling their resources means enormous theft, all the thieves in each state will have access to state treasury and they'll surely empty

Blame the white people that amalgamated this country

This is the kind of thinking that has kept us backward for a very long time.
Politics / Re: The Total Number Of Eligible Voters In The 6 Geopolitical Zones In Nigeria by Chimarcel: 10:49am On Oct 08, 2018
PaChukwudi44:
It is not the same as number of eligible voters by ethnicity. We all know a sizeable number of voters in some regions belong to non-indigenes

My brother, sense no go kill you for me oooo LOL. There are only few Nigerian who think as logical as you.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Wins The PDP Presidential Primaries Election by Chimarcel: 1:24pm On Oct 07, 2018
rahazaqa:
Saraki made a big mistake, mostly aligning with the SE, he forgot they have no electoral or political value in present Nigeria. Tambuwal is even ahead of him by far, this shows Saraki is just a local Kwara politician with no strategy but noise and show offs. Atiku, an intelligent man has been working underground, gathering support and connect, made Gbenga Daniel his campain DG, he knows the SW understands the game better, if you have the SW and the north, nothing can stop you, he learnt this from the GMB. Honestly, i had hoped Saraki would win so that he can be embarrassed in February(SE and little part of North cannot win you a presidential election) but now, this is a big fight for GMB, if Atiku can pick a running mate from the SS (SE will automatically support the person, some votes in SW too.).


Buhari all the way!


I have been looking for where you dropped your sense in this your write up, but I didn't.
Romance / Re: Any Married Couple Having Sex For Pleasure Is Committing A Big Sin—nigerian Lady by Chimarcel: 10:58am On Oct 02, 2018
Madam lecturer, are you in anyway saying that someone like who wants to have only three kids should only meet my wife just three times, and if God blesses me with triplet, I should not touch my wife again till death do us part? If your answer is YES, then you must be crazy and foolish at the same time. Take that lesson to your husband alone if u still have one.

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Crime / Re: Don King, A Handsome Guy Assassinated By Gunmen In Owerri by Chimarcel: 11:48pm On Sep 12, 2018
Realhommie:
So, any idea as to what could have led to his assassination?

Not sure yet, but he was assassinated also with a Reverend Father the same time and place by the same people. He's just my brother.
Crime / Re: Don King, A Handsome Guy Assassinated By Gunmen In Owerri by Chimarcel: 9:40pm On Sep 12, 2018
Triniti:
Probably cult related, such a fine young man!

It's not cult related please. Just say only what you are sure of. I know him to his house.

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Education / Re: WAEC 2018 Ranking Of The 36 States & FCT by Chimarcel: 8:48pm On Aug 27, 2018
Olatunji1929:
Igbo and special centre are like 5&6

Must u tell us that u are from one of the states that can only be seen by scrolling down? Abeg park well

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Politics / Re: Court Grants Bail To Benjamin Madubogwu And David Nwawuisi by Chimarcel: 11:55pm On Jun 25, 2018
rheether:
NK is a coward.

You're just a frustrated woman. Go and scratch your dirty ass with broken bottle or better still hang yourself. Fools everywhere
Religion / Latest Book By A Nairalander by Chimarcel: 11:57am On Feb 24, 2018

Religion / How To Retain Church Visitors And Drive Church Growth by Chimarcel: 11:29pm On Feb 13, 2018
HOW TO RETAIN CHURCH VISITORS

Have you ever wondered why a very high percentage of the visitors who walk into your church are not retained? Are you tired of watching people come and go without any reasonable commitment to the church? Do you wish you could have an operational Church System that will not only help you win souls into the church but also help you retain them spontaneously? This book is actually for you!

Having new visitors every single week does not grow your Church. The number one growth problem of the 21st Century Church is not "Evangelism" or that new people don't visit the Church. The number one growth problem of the 21st century Church revolves round the inability of the Church to Retain Visitors and turn them to be the committed champions of the Church mission. The strength of the Evangelism System of your Church decides the number of your weekly church visitors, but the strength of the Assimilation System of your church decides how many of the visitors remain in the church.
The book will help you address the prevalent weaknesses of your church and create action plan for visitors' retention and growth. In order to help you grow your church, there are six (6) important questions this book will help you answer:
1. Why has my church not been growing as expected?
2. Why is the EXIT door of my church open?
3. Why is the ENTRANCE door of my church closed?
4. Why are visitors not retained?
5. What keeps Church visitors coming back and committed?
6. What must I do to drive result oriented Evangelism, increase visitors' retention and achieve practical growth?

THE TWO INVISIBLE DOORS OF YOUR CHURCH
This book is practically developed to equip you with the step-by-step knowledge on how to regulate the two invisible doors of your church that decides her stability. Church fails to grow for two possible reasons, namely:
1. New people don't come to the church. This is as a result of the closed Entrance door.
2. New people come to the church but they are not retained. This is as a result of the opened Exit door.

NOTE: To grow your church, you must learn how to regulate these two doors in order to create balance in your church, and that is the goal of this book. This book will help you develop a practical approach to increase your church visitors and to retain them.
Remember...
1. When the entrance and the exit doors of your church are wide open, your church becomes a free passage where people come through the entrance and walk out through the exit door of the church without any form of resistance.
2. When the entrance and the exit doors are closed, your church becomes a stagnated church that neither receives nor gives away. No church at this condition grows.
3. When the exit door is wide open and the entrance door is closed, the church dies off overtime. This is the fastest way of killing a church.
4. When the entrance door is open and the exit is reasonably closed, your church grows. To grow your church you must bring your church to this state. And this book is designed to help you do just that.

The first part of this book is designed to help you develop a strong Assimilation System for your church. It is a step by step approach on how to retain visitors and turn ordinary attendees of the church to be the committed champions of the church mission. The only difference between fast growing churches and crawling churches is that, fast growing churches know how to make visitors to keep coming and to keep them committed; while crawling churches do nothing but hope that visitors will spontaneously return even when they do nothing to support their coming back. You are going to learn how assimilation works and understand the Three Levels of Assimilation; and also how to make maximum impact at every level to achieve maximum retention and growth.
The second part of this book is designed to help you develop a viable Small Group System that will help you turn the growth of the church from being the church's thing to being the people's thing.

Get your copy now.
Call +2347067394870
E-mail: lifeinspired4@gmail.com

Romance / Re: Best Money Making Gifts To Get For Bae On Valentine’s Day by Chimarcel: 11:18pm On Feb 13, 2018
HOW TO RETAIN CHURCH VISITORS

Have you ever wondered why a very high percentage of the visitors who walk into your church are not retained? Are you tired of watching people come and go without any reasonable commitment to the church? Do you wish you could have an operational Church System that will not only help you win souls into the church but also help you retain them spontaneously? This book is actually for you!

Having new visitors every single week does not grow your Church. The number one growth problem of the 21st Century Church is not "Evangelism" or that new people don't visit the Church. The number one growth problem of the 21st century Church revolves round the inability of the Church to Retain Visitors and turn them to be the committed champions of the Church mission. The strength of the Evangelism System of your Church decides the number of your weekly church visitors, but the strength of the Assimilation System of your church decides how many of the visitors remain in the church.
The book will help you address the prevalent weaknesses of your church and create action plan for visitors' retention and growth. In order to help you grow your church, there are six (6) important questions this book will help you answer:
1. Why has my church not been growing as expected?
2. Why is the EXIT door of my church open?
3. Why is the ENTRANCE door of my church closed?
4. Why are visitors not retained?
5. What keeps Church visitors coming back and committed?
6. What must I do to drive result oriented Evangelism, increase visitors' retention and achieve practical growth?

THE TWO INVISIBLE DOORS OF YOUR CHURCH
This book is practically developed to equip you with the step-by-step knowledge on how to regulate the two invisible doors of your church that decides her stability. Church fails to grow for two possible reasons, namely:
1. New people don't come to the church. This is as a result of the closed Entrance door.
2. New people come to the church but they are not retained. This is as a result of the opened Exit door.

NOTE: To grow your church, you must learn how to regulate these two doors in order to create balance in your church, and that is the goal of this book. This book will help you develop a practical approach to increase your church visitors and to retain them.
Remember...
1. When the entrance and the exit doors of your church are wide open, your church becomes a free passage where people come through the entrance and walk out through the exit door of the church without any form of resistance.
2. When the entrance and the exit doors are closed, your church becomes a stagnated church that neither receives nor gives away. No church at this condition grows.
3. When the exit door is wide open and the entrance door is closed, the church dies off overtime. This is the fastest way of killing a church.
4. When the entrance door is open and the exit is reasonably closed, your church grows. To grow your church you must bring your church to this state. And this book is designed to help you do just that.

The first part of this book is designed to help you develop a strong Assimilation System for your church. It is a step by step approach on how to retain visitors and turn ordinary attendees of the church to be the committed champions of the church mission. The only difference between fast growing churches and crawling churches is that, fast growing churches know how to make visitors to keep coming and to keep them committed; while crawling churches do nothing but hope that visitors will spontaneously return even when they do nothing to support their coming back. You are going to learn how assimilation works and understand the Three Levels of Assimilation; and also how to make maximum impact at every level to achieve maximum retention and growth.
The second part of this book is designed to help you develop a viable Small Group System that will help you turn the growth of the church from being the church's thing to being the people's thing.

Get your copy now.
Call +2347067394870
E-mail: lifeinspired4@gmail.com

Religion / Re: "After Prayers, I Would Go Back To Masturbation & Watch Blue Film" - Kenyan Man by Chimarcel: 10:56pm On Feb 13, 2018
HOW TO RETAIN CHURCH VISITORS

Have you ever wondered why a very high percentage of the visitors who walk into your church are not retained? Are you tired of watching people come and go without any reasonable commitment to the church? Do you wish you could have an operational Church System that will not only help you win souls into the church but also help you retain them spontaneously? This book is actually for you!

Having new visitors every single week does not grow your Church. The number one growth problem of the 21st Century Church is not "Evangelism" or that new people don't visit the Church. The number one growth problem of the 21st century Church revolves round the inability of the Church to Retain Visitors and turn them to be the committed champions of the Church mission. The strength of the Evangelism System of your Church decides the number of your weekly church visitors, but the strength of the Assimilation System of your church decides how many of the visitors remain in the church.
The book will help you address the prevalent weaknesses of your church and create action plan for visitors' retention and growth. In order to help you grow your church, there are six (6) important questions this book will help you answer:
1. Why has my church not been growing as expected?
2. Why is the EXIT door of my church open?
3. Why is the ENTRANCE door of my church closed?
4. Why are visitors not retained?
5. What keeps Church visitors coming back and committed?
6. What must I do to drive result oriented Evangelism, increase visitors' retention and achieve practical growth?

THE TWO INVISIBLE DOORS OF YOUR CHURCH
This book is practically developed to equip you with the step-by-step knowledge on how to regulate the two invisible doors of your church that decides her stability. Church fails to grow for two possible reasons, namely:
1. New people don't come to the church. This is as a result of the closed Entrance door.
2. New people come to the church but they are not retained. This is as a result of the opened Exit door.

NOTE: To grow your church, you must learn how to regulate these two doors in order to create balance in your church, and that is the goal of this book. This book will help you develop a practical approach to increase your church visitors and to retain them.
Remember...
1. When the entrance and the exit doors of your church are wide open, your church becomes a free passage where people come through the entrance and walk out through the exit door of the church without any form of resistance.
2. When the entrance and the exit doors are closed, your church becomes a stagnated church that neither receives nor gives away. No church at this condition grows.
3. When the exit door is wide open and the entrance door is closed, the church dies off overtime. This is the fastest way of killing a church.
4. When the entrance door is open and the exit is reasonably closed, your church grows. To grow your church you must bring your church to this state. And this book is designed to help you do just that.

The first part of this book is designed to help you develop a strong Assimilation System for your church. It is a step by step approach on how to retain visitors and turn ordinary attendees of the church to be the committed champions of the church mission. The only difference between fast growing churches and crawling churches is that, fast growing churches know how to make visitors to keep coming and to keep them committed; while crawling churches do nothing but hope that visitors will spontaneously return even when they do nothing to support their coming back. You are going to learn how assimilation works and understand the Three Levels of Assimilation; and also how to make maximum impact at every level to achieve maximum retention and growth.
The second part of this book is designed to help you develop a viable Small Group System that will help you turn the growth of the church from being the church's thing to being the people's thing.

Get your copy now.
Call +2347067394870
E-mail: lifeinspired4@gmail.com

Business / Re: Egmont Group Plans To Expel Nigeria by Chimarcel: 10:26pm On Feb 05, 2018
ovadozes:
Please can someone tell me where to read good news about Nigeria??

In your 1960 social studies and history

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Religion / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Curses Fulani Herdsmen by Chimarcel: 12:20pm On Jan 14, 2018
ipobarecriminals:
I support the old man base on his integrity. He is not the source of ur misfortune. if u dnt like his face,do the needful with ur vote rather than wail/roll on the floor.We all condemned those bastards/TERRORISTS herdsmen.We pray for peace to reign here not war war

If Buhari is your picture of integrity, then you have a chronic brain problem. I pray you have a share of this kind of Fulani's massacre.
Celebrities / Re: This Lady Claims She Looks Like Genevieve Nnaji (Photo) by Chimarcel: 9:17am On Jan 01, 2018
The problem is not looking like her, but achieving what she has achieved. grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Sings "Gongo Aso" At Nigeria @57 Independence Concert In Washington by Chimarcel: 4:07pm On Oct 11, 2017
Not singing any of their songs is a clear sign that he is gradually losing his voice in the society.
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Addresses Media After Soldiers & IPOB Clashed In Front Of His House by Chimarcel: 5:11pm On Sep 11, 2017
sarrki:
Kanu

You have declared war against federal republic of Nigeria

Be rest assured we will give you in full

Who are the "we"? You are a complete fool.

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: "Buhari Is Not In Nigeria, Man From Sudan Impersonating Him" by Chimarcel: 10:20am On Sep 04, 2017
kolaaderin:
Its very terrifying that we live in the same country with Pigs that would believe and support this insanity. Please the government should just do quick and give them the pototo republic and let us rest from pigs called biafrians

Let thunder fire your entire generation to ashes for calling Biafrans pigs. You will die any day someone tries to cheat you and you complain
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Is Bigger Than Buhari - Fani Kayode by Chimarcel: 10:11am On Sep 03, 2017
oneeast:
I am not a fan of Nnamdi Kanu.

infact I have on many occasions called ipob all manner of names including miscreants but I must openly confess that Nnamdi Kanu is presently more popular than Buhari.

#Truth is life

I pray that God forgives your ignorance then and give you more of the wisdom you have now.

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