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Mr Aboki: EPL STATS - Opening day - 2 matches, 2 penalties

and one na by the PK sepcialist akinson dt ref like PK pass him wife

PK saved by mumu scszney but couldn't save de rebounce

PK ooooooo

For wengerchukwu mind nw dem go. Win FOURPHY dis season?

mukina2: COYG!

we can do this!!!

mukin nwa I dey hail o
Meanwhile giroud dn score

Rocisky old man dts a foul

Game on

Game over kudos to de league leaders

The match na okro soup

DMainMan: Arsenal wil wipe Astonvilla ruthlessly like say tomorrow no de

ON GUSTAVO

Thank God we didnt sign Gustavo.
Guys. We av Ramsey and Diaby. We dont
need dis guy. He lacks confident as he is
afraid dat Arsenal will not give him first
team football.

What a loser. He doesnt want challenges.
I dont blame him for his fear as we ar too
talented.

like seriously re u trying to console ur slf u were de one dt ws putting dt yeye ramsey head for chopping board last season even diaby slf
Ma broda is like u re frustrated becos of lack of transfer activity by mr wengerchukwu, am sure he is lookin for anoda free agent player

Ajibam: Dat cursed club
Shey dm still get fan nii

y demm no go get
Even 3sc get fans slf
Mind u their number 1 fans na madam at the top so no misreason or else.......complete am

Dis one Way Arsenal no fit carry cup way them host, hehehehe dis season go get K-leg o! Anoda FOURPHY hussling awaits de gunners

[quote author=nadia_SA]iykes not around to translate I will reply u tomoro [/quote]e beta mak u no reply. At a

[quote author=nadia_SA]Nigeria 0 vs SA 2[/quote]leekwa anya m taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Mudley313: wetin be this na....the NTA link don go news...naija sef

u no fit pay. 50 naira watch match?

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y ma lame no dey der?

[quote author=k.style]We rily missd onazi...i luv d guy#no homo[/quote]stil on the homo

[quote author=nadia_SA]lol those south african gals must b really distracting u ooo u at the stadium nd don't even no who scored lol[/quote]mtchewwwww south african gals wowo die

New reports surfacing online, claim that scientists have developed a ‘death test’ that can tell people how long they have to live.
The non-invasive procedure involves applying a painless laser pulse to the surface of the skin through a wristwatch-style device.
This measures how a person’s body will decline with age by analysing endothelial cells, the Sunday Times reports.

These cells line the smallest blood vessels – capillaries – in our bodies and respond to complex activity elsewhere in the body.

By measuring the oscillations within the cells, the scientists say they can calculate the length of time before death and also test for diseases including cancer and dementia.



The result is graded from 0 for death to 100 for optimum functioning with the predictions becoming more accurate as more data is added.

A user-friendly version of the system is expected to be completed within the next three years.

The test was developed by two physics professors from Lancaster University, Aneta Stefanovska and Peter McClintock, with the help of grants from medical charities and government research bodies.

Professor Stefanovska is credited with inventing the method of analysing endothelial reactivity.

‘I am hoping we will build a database that will become larger and larger, so every person person measured can be compared against it,’ she said.
‘We will then be in a position to tell them the values [that] predict a certain number of years.

Source: http://dailystar.com.ng/2013/08/14/scientists-invent-death-test-that-will-tell-us-how-long-we-have-to-live/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=scientists-invent-death-test-that-will-tell-us-how-long-we-have-to-live

Bia e be like say she dey mourn her attempted murder way she be wn commit

berem: Is that all? mtscheeew!

wat else do u want?

Aggie, the escaped mental patient, was murdered this evening during an intimate dinner hosted by the Chasemates and Big Brother’s Butler, Mike Withers. The big question is who did it? Could it have been Flashy Ron the Bookmaker, who told the cops to “Put her in the fridge next to the frozen peas,” as soon as her body was discovered? Could be, because after all, he was asked to go outside to move his car a couple of minutes before the murder happened. Then again it could have been Angelica, the money grabbing widow who “doesn’t do mourning”. At the time of Aggie’s murder, Angelica had disappeared to the bathroom because she was depressed after an altercation with the dead mental patient. Melvin’s inner detective seemed to believe Ron or Angelica were the prime suspects. He ran and told Officer Du Plooy, the ballsy lady cop “Ron and Angelica were the only ones who were not here when the murder happened”. He then promptly went and interrogated Angelica, who told him “I think its not polite to be questioned this way as a guest,” she said, bursting into tears. The Housemates then came together and looked at all the evidence and tried to comb out the killer. With so many weird characters in the House, it was definitely going to be hard to find the killer. We wil bring you more update on this as soon as possible
Source : BBATHECHASE

Half tome sori time manure 1 wigan yet to score

Young, spontaneous and excessive are words Big Brother Africa fans relate easily to her. Her stories elicit taunts and laughter from Nigerian viewers. Many waive her off, preferring to call her ‘a disgrace to Nigeria’, without a second thought.

But that is what Beverly Ada Osu has brought upon herself, going into the finale of Africa’s biggest reality TV show. She has given no one reason to think or speak otherwise.

And she has revealed more of her dirty secrets again:

Being real?
Beverly found herself on the wrong side of a love triangle early in the game. Many gave her the benefit of doubt when Ugandan basketballer, Isaac ‘LK4’ Lugude decided to play a fast one on her and South African model Koketso Modibo. But many failed to take that as a hint.

She moved on to Ethiopian student, Bimp, after being shipped off to the Diamond House from the Ruby House. She didn’t need his permission to share his bed: She latched onto him like a leech for her daily survival. But Bimp’s avowed commitment to his girlfriend ensured that he kept the lines of friendship very clear.

When South Africa’s Angelo Collins connected with Beverly at the party zone, it was a case of two housemates finding love on the rebound; and that love which Beverly shares with the dance instructor has seen her throw caution to the winds. After two near mishaps, Beverly finally let go last Friday in Biggie’s bathtub. She became the fourth female Chasemate to have sex on live TV, following closely in the footsteps of Betty, Selly and Cleo.

Her many exaggerations
Beverly made ears twinge earlier when she revealed that she was expelled from secondary school. Then she spoke about a ‘thing’ with singer 2Shortz and tongues wagged more. The singer’s rebuttal of any links with her made people have a rethink. Could Beverly be making up her stories? Not long after many discerning fans began to pick holes in her stories. Funny enough, she told many of them to housemates without bothering if she was over-stepping boundaries of decency, tact, fact and truth.

“In Nigeria, I can be walking past a market, and a market woman will stone me,” Bev told Chasemates last week Friday. She claimed a 42-year-old man wanted to marry her after meeting her just for a day, just to buttress an earlier statement: “My mum used to tell me that the guy I will marry, I won’t date for long.”

While confirming that she dropped out of Babcock University, she raised viewers eyebrows with two blatant lies: “I went to the most expensive school in Nigeria. I was a first-class material before dropping out of school, not because I don’t have the brain.” Many can easily attest to the fact that Igbinedion University’s fees dwarf that of Babcock and many a first-class student can spell difference without blinking.

If you still care you can read through these random sensational picks: “Flirting is in my genes,” she told Angelo. “I have over 16 Bibles,” she also told housemates. She claimed that popular singer Omawumi Megbele was her best friend. That was after she let out that a journey from Nigeria to Ghana by road took between 2-3hours. For Beverly, the Nigeria naira exchanges at a N100 to $1: “I told him [one of her ex boyfriends] that I would charge N100,000, that’s about a $1,000!”

Her loose tongue
Beverly’s stories have no boundaries and respect. “My grandmother speaks Ibo and doesn’t speak English very well. She is an illiterate!” Her mother’s dealings in life are in the open. From revealing that her 52-year-old mother carried drugs, she claimed that she was also an alaiye (mother of street urchins), and spoke boldly of how her mother took one young man to the cleaners with the help of her brothers. Hmmm…

She told Elikem on Monday: “My first boyfriend was Frank Okosa. He was 18 and in SS2, I was 15 in SS3. He was the first to have sex with me.” She went ahead to reel out a list of her many boyfriends after Okosa: CJ, Nosa (32yrs), Rukkie (35yrs), Special (32yrs) and Curtis (28yrs). To justify her many men, she gave a lame excuse: “All my ex were over-protective and they took me for granted.” If she had stopped there it would have been very unlike her. But she dropped another bombshell for Elikem, the listening ear: “I can’t make love except I am high.”

On Wednesday, Beverly still wanted to have a say, as long as any housemate made a comment. So, when Namibia’s Dillish Matthews disclosed that her mother’s birthday was August 14, Beverly jumped in, “my mum’s birthday is tomorrow.”

Beverly’s many tales coupled with her bathtub escapade with Angelo is not doing her any favours with the fans. But if she can avoid the possible eviction nomination list next week, she will be in the annals of Big Brother Africa history books as the only Chasemate who made the grand finale without being nominated for 11weeks. If her name comes up next week, it would be safe to say even at this time that she may never make it to the finale, Nigerian or not!

Van pierse dn score

I smell an upset dis afternoon wooooow I can't believe dis season dn start oooooooooooooo wia ma men freedo...chai I hear say police catch freedo
Abeg mak una release am season dn start o
I for no watch de match but the oni ile say na free (AWUF).
But I hear say awuf dey purge belle
On behalf of ma apkajiyomi slf I wish all nairaland a happi new season and ma beloved chelsea fans in nairaland, we rule the world #KTBFFH

[quote author=sweet-tease]Why are you asking?[/quote]answer him nah he suppose to knw, its his right as a citizen

The worst part of it anytin dt enters her mouth she go talk, no be she say na prostitiute she been de do eh see her wowocious face
Mtcheeeeew, *jumps out of thread to goal.com/en for live match* hehehe wahala go de dis midnite o