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Romance / Re: Why Is It Very Rare To Find Likes On Male Pictures On Nairaland by Chimerase(m): 7:03am On Sep 19, 2014
chinasaekperem: Everybody should copy Mrbritney pics and let her him change the DP, I dare the owner of the moniker. OrlandoOwoh is behind the moniker, a common sense will tell you she's fake from her personal message. Chimerase we need you here.
I knw she is fake, senior eminent while mentioning me u put 2 to the sufix so I can cum quickly grin
Romance / Re: Ladies....? by Chimerase(m): 7:04pm On Sep 15, 2014
marieolae: r u a male or female
she/he is an hermaphrodite undecided
Romance / Re: Heip A Nairalander By Your Contribution by Chimerase(m): 7:00pm On Sep 15, 2014
Honestly smoking of weed is bad if u may knw

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Romance / Re: Why Is It Very Rare To Find Likes On Male Pictures On Nairaland by Chimerase(m): 6:48pm On Sep 15, 2014
Our male nairalanders re addicted to female nairalanders as if der re no fine gals in their place or na only wowo gals full der, der life just depend oh ghost they fink re gals grin
Even some of de acclaimed gals re males grin tongue
I can open a new account and put ma yellow pawpaw sista for DP and u go see hw like go rain like flood

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Romance / Re: What Did You Really Miss About Your EX? by Chimerase(m): 6:42pm On Sep 15, 2014
After minstration with the man of God she will be like: baby re u ok? Then I will say yes with a weak face, wat of u?
She will be like: if u re ok and ok too
So much luv those words
Romance / Re: For The Singles: Let's Meet, Date And Marry Ourselves. by Chimerase(m): 6:37pm On Sep 15, 2014
Any gal u see on dis thread believe u me she is looking for a husband
Celebrities / Re: 50 Nigerian Celebrities And Their Most Embarrassing Moments Ever by Chimerase(m): 6:54pm On Sep 10, 2014
Khalessi: Cossy embarrassed? I've seen that ladies boobś more than mine.
I didn't get u pls undecided
Celebrities / Re: 50 Nigerian Celebrities And Their Most Embarrassing Moments Ever by Chimerase(m): 6:53pm On Sep 10, 2014
Mak I run book space before I go empty handed like Aaron undecided
Romance / Re: On Why The “Beautiful” Ones Are Still Single… by Chimerase(m): 12:27pm On Sep 09, 2014
MizMyColi: @Chimerase: Thanks for contributing, meaningfully undecided
don't mention tongue

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Fashion / Re: Why Wear An Underwear? by Chimerase(m): 8:29pm On Sep 04, 2014
adaobi123: I hate wearing bras, they can be quite uncomfortable. If only I had small bõobs, I would go braless every day. tongue
but u already have tongue
Celebrities / Re: Awww..teebillz Sends Out A Sweet Message To His Wife, Tiwa Savage by Chimerase(m): 8:17pm On Sep 04, 2014
Sexipea: dats sweet 2 d ears u knw! embarassed bt u didn't upload urz!!shocked wantd 2 lyk baq
I will quote u with ma main acct leta maybe follow u
Romance / Some Truths Ladies Should Know by Chimerase(m): 10:43am On Sep 04, 2014
1. The way to a man's heart is no longer his stomach but the quality of your brain.
2. If your man must be Tall, handsome fair, dark then be ready to be the 2nd best because what you desire, others seek too.
3. If you allow your parents' pressure push you into marriage, you may end up a single mother.
4. A man that slaps you before marriage will build a boxing ring after marriage. Guess who his opponent will be --- YOU!
5. If you are yet to know any member of his family after 6 - 12 months of courting him, then, is either he wants you as his baby-mama or a back up plan.
6. If what attracted him to you are your bosoms and the sexy legs you flaunted, the content of your brain had better keep him, else, there are too many well-rounded and bigger bosoms waiting to snatch him away.
7. Men love sex, at least 95% that am aware of. To him, if you can't continue, don't start! If you start, don't stop! Be careful!
8. If he doesn't discuss future plans with you in the picture, he just want a fling.
9. Even when you trust each other, a little jealousy reminds him that you care.
10. Men love a listener, No matter how much you want your opinion to push through, listen to his details and don't counter it.
11. When you are already living with him before marriage, he won't propose quickly.
12. Don't waste your years waiting for an unserious man to propose just because his parents loves you, you re going to be married and living with the man, not his parents.
13. When you seek his advice, you make him feel more of a man than he is.
14. Your encouragement or concern about his career or job works than listening to a motivational tape.
15. An Engagement ring isn't an assurance for marriage, it could possibly make you his regular sex mate........
BE WARNED! BE WISE! DON'T FALL A VICTIM
Romance / Re: . by Chimerase(m): 7:53am On Sep 04, 2014
After eating her kpomo/centre of epimja left right centre anyhow after making her eluelu to lose focus and u fink u can dump her like dat
This is the reason why ladies have become heartless
Believe u me the next lady u re going to meet will be a nightmare to u no be curse it is written wat u sow is wat u rip
I swear if I were dat lady I will go naaaked and swear for ur mins3 u re so heartless angry
Romance / Re: Yungwizzy I Dear To Stay Away 4rm My Hrtbeat Temigraci Or!! by Chimerase(m): 6:50am On Sep 04, 2014
Believe u me that gal is getting served evriday by her boi frnd and some niggas re dying online becos of a mere pix PATHETIC #Realniggas can't do dis rubbish
Romance / Re: Nairalanders. U Need To Stop These . by Chimerase(m): 12:13am On Sep 04, 2014
Vewi tru but na only once I dn like gal pix na only today oh grin
Romance / Re: Romance Game by Chimerase(m): 12:08am On Sep 04, 2014
Amu a future priest so is none of ma business *sit down de look things*
Romance / Re: .. by Chimerase(m): 12:04am On Sep 04, 2014
rozzay:
Pls am lost. Lol
u re laffing yet lost? undecided
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Lady With One Child by Chimerase(m): 11:56pm On Sep 03, 2014
I can date ma EX with one kid
Romance / Re: .. by Chimerase(m): 11:48pm On Sep 03, 2014
rozzay:
Sowy buh am still a virgin
virginia onye ara lam grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Please What Should I Do!? (viewers Discretion Advised ) + Pictures +18 by Chimerase(m): 11:46pm On Sep 03, 2014
Op Do u fink dat post is funny?
Romance / Re: .. by Chimerase(m): 11:42pm On Sep 03, 2014
This is ridiculous
Somebody is busy dying online for somebody dat is been eaten daily by his boi frnd
And OP u re here deceiving ur self
Wen will bois grow up self
I knw a man of 26 and above can't try this rubbish
Romance / Re: Mrsbreezy, I Love You by Chimerase(m): 11:13pm On Sep 03, 2014
Gals gals gals y so much hype on this female folks
Even to the extent of doing blind online luv someone u just saw her pix only
Makachukwu since I started nairalanding I hv not sent or knwn how a PM looks like, even if I view ur pix and admire u, the least I can do is to following the person simple
Romance / Re: I Just Wish My Lady Would Join This Site by Chimerase(m): 10:59pm On Sep 03, 2014
Houseofglam7:


Oh, na play we dey?

You for talk na.
You come dey make my blood boil unnecessarily.
Oya no vex, u hia?
boil? U put amu for fire
Nawa pls note neva take tins here serious cheesy
We all came here to catch fun nothing else tongue
Celebrities / Re: Awww..teebillz Sends Out A Sweet Message To His Wife, Tiwa Savage by Chimerase(m): 10:55pm On Sep 03, 2014
Sexipea: u don vex! grin
y I liked ur profile pix is becos u re pretty and ur signature
Celebrities / Re: Awww..teebillz Sends Out A Sweet Message To His Wife, Tiwa Savage by Chimerase(m): 10:54pm On Sep 03, 2014
So this thread is still breathing undecided
Celebrities / Re: Kanu Nwankwo And Wife Share A Lovely Picture Together by Chimerase(m): 8:29am On Sep 03, 2014
Eleganza33: Thank u jare
awww dats beautiful of u, I knw for sure ua name is amiable nice to knw dat
Romance / Re: Is It Possible For A Guy To Be Satisfied With One Girl? by Chimerase(m): 9:01am On Sep 02, 2014
I luved ma ex cherished her neva cheated on her but she does, nearly cheated with ma rummie dos days cus he f*ngered and still told me, always like a couple but finally we broke up cus of long distance still hv soft spot for her tho
I always maintain and hold tight whosoever am dating right frm ma day 1 witout looking at another
Romance / Re: Which Name Did Your Mum & Dad Used To Save Their Number On Their Phones by Chimerase(m): 8:51am On Sep 02, 2014
MizMyColi: So where are those whose Moms and Dads saved their numbers as "THAT WOMAN" and "THAT MAN" cheesy
ma mum uses my husband while ma dad uses EDITH a full and real name cheesy

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Romance / Re: Which Name Did Your Mum & Dad Used To Save Their Number On Their Phones by Chimerase(m): 8:50am On Sep 02, 2014
Khalessi: My papa died before phone came out. undecided
sorry
Romance / Re: Would You Delete Your Current Ex That You Still Have Feelings For? by Chimerase(m): 8:45am On Sep 02, 2014
Long distance smh angry
Celebrities / Re: Kanu Nwankwo And Wife Share A Lovely Picture Together by Chimerase(m): 8:29am On Sep 02, 2014
Chai amu so obsessed with dat name amarachi cus any gal dat bears dat name are always beautiful

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