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Mprex:
lols. Man of God, where have you been

happy new year jhoor. Which one is misleading the public again

baby ua ukwu is killing de man of God
Pls remove

She deleted me everiwia dat is deletable
But she couldn't delete de fone I bought for her
And ma number cus ma number is built inside her
But hey the both parities have moved on

Stop calling pple short
Der re really no short gals or guys on earth
Dey re just down to earth full stop

Nice

No youth will pretend he or she infact he doesn't do it
If I de man of God does it
De guys does it more than de guys
Some of the gals dnt even like telling der gal friends becos de re shy
Even if der gal friends ask dem dey will denie it
For de guys even before de oda guy dn ask, the bobo go don tell amu sharp sharp
Ma friend does dis a lot
He will just say
Chimee meen dat guy sweet die she wn kill me
Something like dat
Me no need tell amu cus I co-habit

I remembered one funny gal dat normal chat with me on whsatap

She will start
As for me even de main HI I dnt fancy it
If u wanna chat with me make a greeting sentence ur MB no go waste

She: HI
Me: LOW
She: *coding dat I dnt fancy it and maybe not also happy she will turn it to play*
She: SIDE
Me: FRONT
She: BACK
Me: UKWU
She: UP
Me: DOWN
She: MIDDLE
Me: centre of epimja if u knw wat it means

She go cum say kai meme u dn spoil
Then she will nw start with a beta chat and its fun

This one of the reason I stopped chatting with ne of ma gal friends in chat app
Goodness me she is extremely boring

I assume dis wat de chat will look like before de guy started ignoring her with vex

Prixxy: I
Prixxy's boi friend: baby how re u
Prixxy: K
Prixxy's boi friend: I was trying ur number yesterday but u didn't pick why nah
Prixxy: dunno
Prixxy's boi friend: I want to take u to somewia sooo nice leta in de day
Prexxy1: aiit
Prixxy's boi friend: *in his mind his becoming frustrated on his babe boring chat and trying to spice up the chat with compliment*
Prixxy's boi friend: baby ur dp is so beautiful and sexy I love it
Prexxy1: KKK

Dat is how der chat will look like and believe u me dat boi won't find it funny next time she starts
There re some gals dat needs to be banned from chatting

Mprex:
shey its now that you know you will wis me happy new year







back to sender

kingtom bia lakwanu ukwu oh
Nna ukwu a dikwa bad if u ask me
Believe u the man of God if dis ukwu accidnetally sit down for beta nail believe u me son of man dat nail go bend

Bia mprex re u sHE dat is to cum or should we wait for anoda


Bia mprex oya remove dat pix u re misleading the public

ireneony:
incase you forgot I don't let things slide

ok I hv finished cashing a small fun after a hectic day
So ma dear u can play along nw dede is just playing
Dnt be scared

ireneony:
why d whining...stop behaving like a cry baby

u knw internet has made it possible for u to call me a cry cry baby akwaya

Note: I hv a very terrible bad mouth incase u forgot
But I pretend I didn't see it

ireneony:
yet you are here...
If you leave romance section I bet you more than hundred are coming in...your departure will not be missed.

kai I can neva leave romance sextion becos of ua threads haba u no get dede for huz

Aprime:
Pele. I know how vexatious her threads are.

lol sometimes I go just laff
But she has dominated romance sextion with her needless and useless threads
She's just too bored
I pray make skul resume make she get busy if at all she is in skul

Aprime:
I'm still waiting for that one sensible ireony thread.

she is sooo annoying
Creating meaniless and dry threads
Nna eh
She has succeeded in chasing me out of romance sextion

So self control is de key cus I knw no mata how u re as a guy sleeping by the side of a gal u will hv temptation
Nw it depends on how a guy can control it and respect his self
After all the much hyped sex is overrated
Nothing new again is there

Well shaa wen I was in skul
There were this ma female nebos we get along with
We were just friends in the lodge

Anytime her rummy travels I will come and spend de night with her in the lodge even if I may nurse feeling of sexual mins3 with her cus amu a human we re all humans so nobody shld pretend abt it
But ma self control is greater dan the sexual urge I will just wave it off
We just gist and sleep off even thoe ma oga go de rise and fall nothing just park

Leme chip in some fins
I hv red pples comment here on their various opinon abt this online dating of a thing
I saw marieloe's opinon
Also saw kristina1's opinon
Dats for de females
Den for the males chibwke also made a point

I once had an online friend dos days wen der was 2go, I was sooo loved by dis beauitful yellow damsel she could call me for 20 mins laughing, gisting and talking to me she was so caring and all smiles
For 1 year I didn't see her meanwhile I was in skul den while she was in aba
One thing led to other she travelled to Togo
Yet she kept calling me telling me how much she will love to be with me and all dat
But me deep inside me de distance was toooo much somethings I had to cry knowing dat I won't see dis gal but unfortunately she is married nw without even seeing her

I also found out dat young gals in their teens love online relationship like marieloe, reason only knwn to her and any other gal supporting her too is in her path
They just want to fall in true love with care passion and the likes and it is from online relationship they will get it weda the bois involved pretends or not
Note: online relationship works sometimes but distance is an inhibitor to the relationship both in the presence of call and chat
And for u to surmount the distance relationship u have to have cash dat can make u visit the gal or guy anytime u guys deems it fit to visit if u two re financially handicap, distance relationship can neva work

Then to other gals dat don't support it
Believe u me I just dnt knw why de dnt cus the knw the fin is nearly impossible

Like now amu in owerri, it will be very very difficult for me to date somebody in borno

Chibkwe has maybe tried dis relationship and saw dat it can't work dats why he is against it
Bro na true u talk jare e no easy
Initially I though I wouldn't pm any gal or start up a chat but hey I couldn't handle it
Just becos of this same issue becos amu de emotional type

Pls dnt judge me by ma ways on romance sextion


Reason why amu been rude or been wierd sometimes is becos I want to scare de female folks away from me

Ur number 7 dealth with self-centredness hope amu correct with dat grammatical eluelu

**talking to ma self I dn suppose don use dat amu do new year revolution...nna eh**

Pls op kowaciate and expanciate but dnt narrowciate it

Cutehector4u:
girls sha...dey need to grow up and stick to wat they really want

nna wia hv u been since
I missed u shaa

Bia mumuna2 make u behave u self nw cus amu on a provocative level nw

nna eh

Mumuna2 happy new year

mukina2:
handball!!!

blow ua whistle or shut up

mukina2:

antispambox dn expire for 2014

mukina2:
i am still in 2014 o

olodo abi u dey afhganistan

fredoooooo:
Southampton dey wait for una later

padi mi toh sure happy new year

mukina2:
chimpanzeeeeeeeeeeeeee

na so dem dey winsh pple happy new year for una village?

Sekem shoki sekem

Setting everi wia ablaze at the villa
#HAPPYnEWyEAR

The tin just tire me

De man of God dnt sag de tin is dat the tin just de fall for ma waist pple go cum de fink say na sagging