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Ma best gift willl be
Happy christmas and new year in advance
O toh

Stay

Op dn giver her cousine belle

iceberylin:
Ehhhyahhhh...hoe much you gon pay for TOTOrial

lol u dn kworrpt
Have u forgotton amu de master?

I my self am nt comfortable dating a virgin cus I just dnt fancy it but I hv dated dem twice and I dnt tink of doing it again


The oda day I was having a chat with ma cousine abt his new found luv
While discussing with him I asked him what if his new luv were to be a virgin what will he do
Nna de guy change face and said he will tell de gal to disvirgin her self or infact I should nt even go dat side cus she is not a virgin bros dey hala
So op most guys dnt really fancy it not dat dey hate it
There re many tins attached to dating a virgin
Am nt 100 percent perfect to date a virgin and no guy is 100 percent perfect
I dnt want to go into details with dat

Pathetic liar

Bitter truth

iceberylin:
Being nice has a 77% possibility of landing you in the Friend-zone

my been nice and also been funny landed me to abject friendzone
I had to close all ma chat app becos of it

KingTom:
No I am just a P.A to our President Chimerase2 na

Tallesty1:
They don't form for me cause I don't disturb them.

kai nwanne mu u always read ma mind

This list doesn't exist any more

I started at de age of 17
Is a long story tho

Janeify:
you're the official body guard nah.


Chimerase2 is a Reverend father

so u say make kingtom guard u while make me be reverend father
So u no wan make I fulfill wetin bible talk 'go ye unto de world and multiply'
Bia ify nwa makachukwu tell me u re kidding

Shoutout to all ma friends and loved ones in nairaland
First of all ma shout out goes out to
Basildvalour my oga and ma everi everi
I learnt so many tins frm him while we were still in skul
I met him as a quiet n calm guy doesn't hv time for opposite sex I learnt so many tins frm him his de best I hv seen
So good and spotless always wish to be like him
Customized13 aka as e dey hot - ma senior colleague in biochemistry always envy his chrisma and swagg during his tenure as PC in our great department I can neva forget his campaign slogan AS E DEY HOT
Dis re the two most wonderful pple I knw outside nairaland I always wish to be like dem both in knowledge and everi fin cus dey re wonderful pple

And there odas I may knw and dnt knw der monicker
Ma beloved ex coursemate ugo I so much like him to de extent I share him with ma kid sista dos days of 2go I did it cus I knw he was a pure virgin den

And to ma nairaland family

Mukina2 - miss sports always enjoy her company everi weekend match thread
Fredoooooo - ma very first friend I met in nairaland
Havilah93 I missed him I dnt knw weda mukina2 banned him but she is denien
Ma #CFC fans family
Chelseabmw CFCfan titiluvly I dnt see her again
Nnekamezor ginajet Tval fissyblue

Den ma friends who makes me happy with their comments
Iceberylin just can't stop liking his comments
Tosyne2much same with this ma bro
Kingtom just wan pursue me comot for nairaland
Ghost1718 skinnydude awho sharperino zleemshaddy donpeey22 kelitacliff sexipea kuphid purplesummer nwanne oma, adaobi12 claireshan1 ma gunner friend ritababe meksbig ilotrioouay tallesty1 chibwike adepiero naijaboily ronald4lif
Ma nairaland pikin flawles
Nairaland dota of zion rozzayy
Ma amiable and beautiful student janeify
And ma .......mprex
Not forgetting ma beloved friend who has abadoned me since no chat noting noting icebebe and lindajohn
Africanapple
Wishin u the best of the season

ROZZAYY:
I wan fear. Merry xmas in advance

same here beloved

ggrin:

don't take it personal
Watcha saying abt been h*rny according to de op

iceberylin:
Y u dh always mention that babe name

u no go like arrange am for ur man

ROZZAYY:
I don't know btw I was asking abt wat u said abt me misleading d public

na joke nah haba

Dey dn carry amu cum for general

ROZZAYY:
How is dat, sir

u mean u don't knw de meaning of virginia onye ara lam?

iceberylin:
My instincts

or ggrin instincts u dey use

ROZZAYY:
Pastor wat does dat mean.

google amu

Btw u re misleading the public dota of zion

iceberylin:
Very far away, a Gurl is maturbating now. ..
But thats none of my bizz

how do u knw

ROZZAYY:
Man of God r u a gal. Haba
Anyway my answer- am still avirgin so I wouldn't know.

the qquestion was for bois and gals

hmmm virginia onye ara lam I dn see u