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UrennaNkoli: I said that I had my reasons for bringing my sister to live with me....what happened left her with no choice.

bia urenna if ua story is anytin to go by den kiss ua relationship with the guy bye bye
Is obivious u can't win him back so plan on wat to do with ua life
So next time don't ever try to co habit with a man if u do dat u re devaluing ua self and it will make him not act first if he were to marry u

U co habit with a guy and u expect the relationship to last or him to marry u
See dota of zion believe u me not all guys re like me ok
So ua issue of sending ua sista packing u re funny abi mak ua sista no send u packing
Ma dear u re now a tenant ua sista is de madam nw so deal with dat
After the Man of God has finished killing ua cat and sees a fresh cat u mumuly brought in and u wn spoil show for amu

3cycle: I can't help you

Is our fault cus we act like a baby
Pls guys how can a reasonably man with 32 teeth be sucking bwest of his gal frnd as if na small pikin
Even some guys saliva dey deadly they can mak a standing eluelu loyal
Some times I wander y re we guys mad abt dat bwest dat maks us die for de eluelu including the Man of God amu not exception

3cycle: If you want to say anything to me then straighten your mouth, why do you keep bending it?
Learn to smile

but believe u me u re not smiling either ua face squeeze

3cycle: Are you an Nsukka guy?

So in what way have you been a good husband to her?

bicycle can u pls allow me say somefin

Amu on course for 3 point

yungchop: # gives him a kick on his balls #

how can u beg a gal to add u back I mean wat is wrong with we guys, pls am not abusing u but u need to tink abt ur self pls

yungchop: you removed me on BBM? Why na? #crying

smh some guys re just pathetic

And wat did u expect me to say

I will draw de line in my sokoto

Dos days in skul I was in ma finals and ma ex was in her first year thoe we co habit dos time of her screening
She told me she was pregnant I didn't knw wen I cried
She told me to stop but I told her amu sorry
Then she started petting me just imagine

rozzay: Y? Don't tell me u. Be maga no 15 for dat ur babe

15 agreed dat was wen I was still killing cats hmmm as far as I dn register ma sim card ma dear maga doesn't count for the man of God dat was then shaa
But nw amu a new creature killing of cats no the sweet again, so I no fit be any body maga again I get story way I for talk but mak I lock up

mukina2: the next person that will type mukina or mukina2 go receive hot slap!

mumuna2 infact mumuna2 i wn drink kunu

fredoooooo: Nice team ... mumuna2 where una see that small pikin with pampers , playing RB

na awuf go kill assnal pple
Abeg bros u fit ask mumuna2 weda sometin dey for bois

mukina2: Chimpanzee and Veronica .. make una kuku behave o


na error

ole u run put 2 for una yeye assnal, u tink say e easy to score 2 goals eh

mukina2: phew .. fear cash me

take hrt ma dear
Do u knw why I like u asssnal fans uno de die of hrt break despite everi tin

Mumuna2 I de hail u oh!
How e dey be for ua mins3

Cedric505: Lol! Do ur own too nah

cum n carry me nah

Dortmond team news: Weidenfeller, Subotic,
Papastathopoulos, Schmelzer, Durm, Kehl, Bender,
Grosskreutz, Immobile, Mkhitaryan, Aubameyang.
Subs: Langerak, Bandowski, Ginter, Jojic, Amini, Kagawa,
Ramos

Is very beautiful I luv it

rozzay: Nwanyi oma obu asi?ha afu ezigbo pu ssy di oku ishiwe agbaka nwe ebido nzuzu. Hehehheheh

I wept

My 3 point down

mukina2:
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e dey pain me as ma team de perform

Got this on FB so I decided to share tho amu a chelsea fans as u all knw but is quite funny
EUROPIAN CLUBS AND THE KIND OF FANS THEY HAVE IN NIGERIA:

ARSENAL = Taxi drivers & Barbers.

BARCELONA= Business Men.

BAYERN MUNICH= Teachers.

LIVERPOOL=Tipper & Lorry Drivers.

ATHLETICO MADRID= Lawyers.

MAN UTD= BANKERS & ELDERS.

PSG= Politicians

REAL MADRID= Kings & Queens

MAN CITY= Youth Corpers.

CHELSEA= Terrorists, Cultists & Okada riders, Boko Haram, Armed Rubbers, Villagers, Road side mechanics, fisher men and APC members!

MizMyColi: Hey! ^^^
This is a suggestion thread

dis thread is still a virgin for dat kind of face

Pls amu a man of God hope amu allowed to view and preview