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De OP is feeling very bad and she has taken it vry personal
Maybe is now dat u realise ua ex boi friend who broke ua heart is dirty and u want to console ua slf
Madam sorri
But truth be told some men re dirty and some laides Re dirty so dnt take it personal
It has ben der since de days of adam and u can't change it

KingTom:
MILITARY ZONE
KEEP OFF!!!!!

me na ua man na haba

KingTom:
Nayah

AMU in luv wit dat name

KingTom:
Na Ajala go help me finish that mumu man! e dey claim dede Mtcheeeeeeeeeeewwww

no mind dat guy him just use dede and uncle tallestywan deceive u nt me

KingTom:
I no trust you and tallestywan again

na tallestywan snatch AMU from u oh me AMU just her private pastor

KingTom:
Tangerine and milk na good compliment na

stephenqueen:
Move on bro

bro wetin happen u ben dey on low key since

MzNelly:
Thanks

bia dis gal

KingTom:
So that wetin happen with Mprexoxidase go happen again abi? Like the biblical Joshua and Rahab she shall be hidden from ua evil eyes

trust me AMU a true man of god
Noting go happen to AMU
U OTU not to be quoting bible for dis small favour I ask nah.

KingTom:
Neither do I

u wan reap wia u no sow abi
If na joke stop amu
Why can't u allow team tohphaz enjoy our fruit of our labour with or wtitout STRAW why u wan cum put sand for our milk
I tot u said u luv tangerrin oya leave us nah

KingTom:
The only woman I am obsessed with on Nairaland is my beloved Nayah, don't get it twisted bro

introduce AMU to de man of god quickly oya

KingTom:
As you journey along the highway na her boobs oh you dey, Tohpahz save his soul I pray, Queen Tophaz cuz he is covered by your milk, he's covered by your milk ph he is covered by your milk in Jesus name oooo yes he is covered by your milk

kai see man pikin

KingTom:
Taaaaaarrr mechie onu gi dia! Amu now aware of my enemies in this MILK section Amu aware ua are not my friend my friend

u OTU be aware by now dat I dnt joke with such mins3

MzNelly:

ua two ear cotton wool dey AMU?

KingTom:
AMU sure u carried a JAR of MILK to helep ua mins3

tophaz is ma sheperd or milkperd I shall not lack any milk

KingTom:
AMU about to tender my resignation letter, AMU just filling out the last details of my CV You OTU know I don't joke with such job offers. AMU boarding the next available flight there. oh yes AMU not gonna carry last.

but u no vote AMU nah

By de virtue of tohphaz win over twaci
I here by declare nairaland a MILK forum
Seun must create a milk section
And I de man of god will moderate de section

KingTom:
Industrial(Milk) Tohpahz

Cc:Chimerase2

Enuf milk to de nigerian milk sector
As u de complain say una governor no de do u fine
Come make we employ u in de milk sucking department
Is a huge oFfer and AMU sure u won't down it down

Mumu kingtom AMU trekking from owerri here to abujah to celebrate ma one and only milkilicious tohphaz landslide victory

Is not by having pple dat feels de a popular as ua campaign manager
Is abt discpline and wat hv u

DrAify:
Clown

yes he is a clown

KingTom:
Owu as gi oooooooo

morale lesson

diddydiva:


Man of God !!!



Sorry to disappoint sha I get vigil today

wich kind play be dat huh
Oya with who

fredoooooo:
Mukina2 I'm on top of my mortar

who dash u

diddydiva:
I should have known you are a joker


check under ya bed

it is there

come mak we check AMU togeda dis lonely night e go sweet baje baje

DrAify:
Yeah and you?

yes madam sori for answering u late dat winch kingtom bewitched ma ba3 and it off

Pls run away from him pls

diddydiva:
morale?


Don't cry when the head is off


it would have been better if this thread was created by One of the judges, hosts, organizers

Then it might really count pertaining to the contest.


Hope you've seen the morale man of God

nop can't find amu

diddydiva:
winetapper refused to serve me wine



Do something about that soonest

morale?

KingTom:
AMU beginning to suspect you over that girl, you OTU to be kiaful because a lot of guys don dey eye AMU

U de AMUong dos way dey eye AMU?
Mumu u OTU knw say she be ma madam

DrAify:

ma madam hope u hv performed ua civic nairaland right

stephenqueen:
You don smoke sapele weed again ba
Thunder na food be this oya do the needful










TWACI ALL THE WAY

oya count de votes by ua self mumu