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I'm interested, but i stay in Abuja

I am thankful to God cos i got a job out of nowhere, just 5 months after service.
Salary is six figures, free transportation and lunch.
I am supposed to be a customer care representative...
Two months into the job now, it has started getting difficult, i have to speak to most of my assigned customers in my dialect, unfortunately i am not really smooth with my language cos a) i grew up in Abuja b) I was never listening or adhered to my peoples' instructions to start speaking my language when i was little... Now e don dey back fire ... Oga don dey look me somehow, i feel my job is no longer secured....
I have sworn that my kids must speak my language as much as they will speak English...
You guys should make sure you know ur dialect at least 90%...
Because you might never be sure when it's going to be a life saver or (in my case) a job saver/getter.
I'm so scared and sad right now

strong766:
Capacity logistics Nig Ltd, A newly established transportation and logistics company, with an head office in Abuja, is seeking to recruit energetic, diligent and hard working personnels to fill its offices nationwide.
post available;
Logistics staff
Logistics Manager
Maintenance Officer.

minimum qualification is OND.
Contact WhatsApp or call 07010618695
for further details.

Note: this is not a scam in any way. Please I will like to get ur testimony on this thread when u have gotten this job.

The thunder that will fire you pple at that logistic company ehhh...
See my friend almost in tears cos to get his monthly salary, he has to employ 4 oda pple, every month... Infact, thunder fire una... #Scam

Teewhy2:
Maybe this will bring some foreign currency into the country as crude oil no dey.
Will need more partnership with other companies as not every gunner support takes alcohol. So they need to balance it.
Gunners for life.
One of the major reasons I support the club is that it has helped me build shock absorber against disappointment, which has helped me during this administration as I don't get worried or raise my hope too much. As politicians will always be politicians

Arsenal and Guinness Malt have been partners for a while now, me thinks, like 3 years...

Moesther:
Jenifa's diary "Segun" minus the accent though.

why you minus the accent na?

guyXander:
I dey tells U.
sote my babe think say I be homo.
but when I start she run 440.
lol

For my final year, my guys been reason say I don turn ass man... When we go service, dey stopped introducing dey chics to me
But sha, this whole Virgo thing just describe me

guyXander:
Virgo and sex drive are like
5 & 6

Very true... I can attest to that... But if we wan hide am eh... Nobody fit know...

Moesther:
Teamvirgo Sept22

My birth mate... How fa? Do u also share this keep quiet or hit u hard way of handling bullshits?
On a side note, will like to know u more, u d 1st 22nd September I have seen thru all d twenty-something years of my life...

funshint:
I pity dis guy; using more than halve a billion to buy just one car?! How many companies and investments does he hv to his name? If dis guy continue like dis he'll just end up rearing Nigerian goats!

See poverty Don convert ur thinking to micro level?
Lemme ask u sef....
Who told you he spent half a billion? In his currency, he spent under $2m to buy the car and under $60k for service...
Lemme correct u, stop looking at our conversion rate and currency, it's useless now
Do u know how many millions of dollars he earns from a fight?
From his fight with pacquiao, he could buy 5 Bugattis and service 20 others...

#SoPrayToGetOutOfPoverty

SaintAlbert53:
why I go even buy the car at first? ??
This is stupidity to me for someone to buy a car of that amount.It doesn't matter how much is in your account,but let Wisdom be applied to whatever we are doing..There are other better things to do with that money..
if you agree with me SHARE and if you don't press the LIKE button..

Poverty na bastard I swear... What are those "other things"? Abeg shift, do you know how many private jets una pastors they control? How much e take to service them? The range of cars wey una politicians and his family they control and cost of servicing? Person wey get his money in the ring with years of postfight-trauma and una dey complain.... I go do am pass sef...
NOTE: There are other cars that are more expensive than the Bugatti...
In Abuja here, I have seen that ride in red and black, so before you complain, one of our politician pikin get that ride... A Bugatti veyron... When You Have That Much You Will Do Charity, Invest, and spend lavishly... So nwanne hapu... See my igbo brother dey collect the money... #ProudlyIgbo

SaintAlbert53:
why I go even buy the car at first? ??
This is stupidity to me for someone to buy a car of that amount.It doesn't matter how much is in your account,but let Wisdom be applied to whatever we are doing..There are other better things to do with that money..
if you agree with me SHARE and if you don't press the LIKE button..

Poverty na bastard I swear... What are those "other things"? Abeg shift, do you know how many private jets una pastors they control? How much e take to service them? The range of cars wey una politicians and his family they control and cost of servicing? Person wey get his money in the ring with years of postfight-trauma and una dey complain.... I go do am pass sef...
NOTE: There are other cars that are more expensive than the Bugatti...
In Abuja here, I have seen that ride in red and black, so before you complain, one of our politician pikin get that ride... A Bugatti veyron... WhenYouHaveThatMuchYouWillDoCha

kestolove95:
if u like sponsor dem go old trafford play match...u shal stil rot in d zoo prison..i don de even pity u sef

Ur brains ehhh...
Makes ur beauty ugly...


#AbegShift

HungerBAD:
There is dignity in silence.

This Keshi's son should learn how to close his mouth,so he does not turn our sympathy for his family into a political discuss.

Your father has not even been buried,and you want to pick a fight with the Government?are you serious?

Nigeria mourns your dad,but we owe him nothing. Your father did not serve Nigeria for free,there are those that died doing things for Nigeria for free,and their family have been gracious not to politicize anything.

There have been hundreds of Corpers,who have died serving this Country. There have been hundreds of Military people who died fighting Boko Haram.

There was Rashidi Yekini and Samuel Okwaraji,and countless others who never got the kind of money your father made from Nigeria,but even served more than him.

Yet you ungrateful lad is still complaining.

What exactly did you want from the Government?when your father left Nigeria,he went to Togo. So what does this mean?it means he was a mercenary who served different countries.

All life is special,and your dad's death is not more important than the death of any other Nigerian.

Go take a look at the videos of Boko Haram slitting the throats of our Soldiers,and yet your father died of a natural cause,far richer than the Soldiers getting their throats slit for the Country.

This over pampered boy should keep his mouth shut,and mourn his dad with dignity.

I swear ur mumu get "to be continued"...
He has a right to fucking complain...
Keshi was a national hero...
The Federal Government were supposed to honor him...
THEY MADE A PROMISE WHICH THEY FAILED TO KEEP...
Lemme tell u, the soldiers and corpers and ex-players that have died deserves an honor or at least a mention, but your government shows no sympathy which is appalling, but that shouldn't stop an aggrieved son to complain... The govt is full of incompetence and odés like you are always ready to allow it slide...
Have u ever asked urself y Keshi went to Togo?

Abeg #Shift

If u no go unibuja, na lesson you go... Shikena!!! Final!

I will pay with jara... The features + my madness for German cars... Shit!

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E sure 4 me - phyno... Been listening to it since I woke up

mizskyhigh:
Not anymore. Hope you were able to submit your application??

yeah I did, how's the working condition over there? And how are you?

mizskyhigh:
Morning house,a big thanks to everyone who relentlessly contributes to this thread.

If you are interested in working in an eatery,then drop hand written application letter(addressed to the human resource manager southern fried chicken dunukofia street area 11 garki Abuja) and photocopies of all your credentials. Basic is 35k while take home is 40k(plus bonus).

P.S: guys should apply as operatives while ladies as cashiers.

Qualification: HND/Bsc in any field.

I'm coming over this morning with application letter and documents, do u work dere?

Please, does anybody know anything about Capacity Logistic limited in Utako?
A friend was invited for an interview cum chat... Now, dey are requesting for N48,000 or two civil servants as guarantors...
Doesn't feel right, but my friend is stubborn...
Don't want him to lose 48k just like that in this our Bu-conomy...
Please I need comments and advices. Thanks....

Egbon na wa for u o... Godisgoodmotors.com and they will still request for ur card number, i.e the one on the front, the cvv2 i.e the 3 numbers on the back and finally ur pin... That's how I have been booking with them... Unless, u didn't go thru their site... Chankyu don menshun

Ballon d'jail 2016

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obunastan:
I applied for the pharmaceutical programme. got the normal acknowledgement of an hr will contact you after application review... no further news till date

It's annoying tho... God dey sha

grandstar:
The Bible condemns homosexuality(1 Roman's 1:26,27) The Bible also condemns homophobia. (Matthew 7:12)

The Catholic Church is watering down God's view about homosexuality in order to conform to the world(Romans 12:2)

The Bible is clear that "fornicators, idolaters, adulterers, men who submit to homosexual acts will not inherit the kingdom of God "(1 Corinthians 6:9-11) Yes we should not be misled, even by the Pope.

Quoter of the Bible, I hail thee... probably, u never read where it is said that judgement belongs to God... Also, probably u never read what Jesus said "He who is without sin should cast the first stone" .... Read ur Bible and understand that it is basically talking about forgiveness and love... Christ died for you, he died for our sins, yet we still sin, and he always forgives and loves us... Y'all condemning them, is wrong, u can try to change them and not judge them, that's God's part. leave am for am... I no be the holiest and I am not comfortable around them, but the Holy Father is right... and I understand the Bible so...

silentdude:
my status reads "resumé submitted" and datz jus simply all to it

Same o

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NekkyCee:
Jeez! Just logged into the portal and saw that my application status is expired. Did anybody see such?

Jesuuuu... make dey no try am o... lemme check first

So u are making 6.2m a month... Nice one... Baby u fine but ur lie get bone... I can't fit swallow it... But even go make sense Ifa get that money o... Let's talk

amaraedec:
I have not spoken to anyone about my ordeal but I sincerely hope your advice will go a long way towards healing me and restoring back my sanity.

I started dating this lady whom I still love so much February 2013, few months before I lost my mummy. I was so cautious of the affair at first, knowing that it was the first time I am getting so emotionally entangled to a lady, but after I lost my mum, I was so hurt and the fact that she was the only person very close to me then, I threw caution to the wind and fell helplessly in love with her, hoping that it would help alleviate the pains of losing My mum and praying deep inside my heart that the relationship will lead to marriage. It did to a reasonable extent alleviated the pains of losing my mum.

Even while I was in school, I gave her everything that I somehow lived in deprivation. Her friends were complaining to me that I spend a lot on her and it might backfire one day. I ignored their advice. I buy her handouts, clothes, Mobile gadgets and even give her certain amount of money on monthly basis to add up to her feeding money, I made sure she lived above her peers in school .

The whole problem started late 2014, when I was about leaving for my NYSC. she started acting quite strange, I respected her privacy that I don't even touch her phones, even though I give her the freedom to handle my phones and answer my calls. I noticed she wouldn't pick up her calls while with me. Like I said, I respected her privacy that I never gave so much thoughts into her actions, I loved and gave her my all believing that she will never cheat on me. Then on her birthday, I had got lots of surprising gifts for her and even arranged a little get together without her knowledge. To my greatest surprise, she surfaced at the venue of the party with the excuse that she was going on an errand for her parents. I handed over to her the gifts I got for her, she collected them and left the venue. Little did I know she had gone to see her erstwhile lover. Depression had started creeping in and I was losing my sanity apparently.

To cut the whole story short, when her girlfriend opened up to me that my girl was having affairs elsewhere, I never believed her at first, but after I confronted her, then I was looking so sick and pale, completely lost in thoughts and pains. She eventually opened up and was really sorry to the best of my knowledge . I couldn't help the pains, I. Started taking anti depressants, I have already vowed never to cheat in my life, knowing that prosperity has a way of rewarding Fidelity.

After I was mobilized for NYSC, I left for my Camp, but the ghost of a failed relationship was already hunting me, I had lost interest in living. Shortly after I returned back from my Orientation camp, everyone knew something was wrong with me, I only told them that it was the stress from Camp. Well, I was battered emotionally, that on 31st December 2014, I hit the rock button and decided to end my life and end the pains, I took insecticides and collection of anti depressants in over dose and battery acid, I cheated on death as I was in Coma for 4 days, I was referred to a psychologist for rehabilitation after I was discharged on the 12th of January 2015. I spent 6 months in rehabilitation Center here in Lagos State, where I was also serving then.

After the whole incident, I made up my mind to forgive her and give her a second chance since she was really sorry. The whole scenario started replaying itself, that she started acting strange again, already my friend had told me that she was seeing someone else. My family knew I was slipping into depression again and had wanted to fly me out of the country, but I was denied Visa when I least expected it. I had to leave Enugu for Lagos so as to keep away from her and the environment. but she still calls me on phone, saying that she still loves me, I truly love her so much. Am totally lost of words, lost of ideas. Am terrified to say the least. Am losing my sanity again. Please friends, depression is getting better of me at the moment.. I need a sincere advise

Ogbeni, there's one reason I will comment...
I experienced this recently... in fact, I was a serving Corp member when mine happened, my small 19.8k I was spending on this gal only to find out 1week to valentine dat she was having an affair with my friend... An idiot I personally brought out from the pits of very low esteem... in retrospect I thank God self, cos money wey I for spend on valentine day ehn.... I loved her so much that on the valentine day I still took her out(although I no spend much sha)....
My guy she was rubbing everything on my face mahn.... I was devastated, a shadow of myself... I thank God for having good friends around me... This is what I learnt...
1. No girl is yours until u ring her with tradition and religion (some gals strong pass ring and tradition o)..
2. If u can't find a way to hit her back, oga me, you just have to move on...
3. No girl is what a drop of blood either yours, hers or the nigga (I came close to committing murder, I nearly organized a hit on him, he probably for die or he will be left incapacitated for months)... u thinking suicidal won't change the fact the she's a beech or you marrying her in the after life.
3. Oga go and make yourself, elevate from your current class, then you will see her as a lesser being, she will see you as a higher being, but then u can't stoop low... (I see say majority of ur actives na for job/vacancies section which means u have a plan to be a successful man, don't u dare drop that plan for anybody)
4. Most people especially our girls throw away diamonds to pick up stones... her loss... Nigga u are diamond, strong, expensive and cherished. U need to see yourself as one.
5. This is an experience and lesson, it will shape u, ur mindset and attitude towards girls... Buh brother, learn not to hate... Forgive her and move the Bleep on...
6. This whole shit is difficult, but know it's a phase and hurdle u just have to scale...
7. Learn to forgive yourself for allowing yourself to be fooled...
8. Keep calm bro, there's something sweet ahead...

So brother man, I feel ur pain... but that's life...
Take these from me, if u fail yourself or kill yourself because of one unappreciative, dumb beech, mummy will not be happy... Make her smile when she looks down from heaven...

Peace and Love to u bruh....

Booyakasha:
I believe no one on nairaland can beat me on a rap battle.. Here's my freestyle:

Stop lurking around like ghosts whim, do y'all move limbs when i boost the trim? ya'll are my slave, yeah you're my b.itch, jerk your whole life out that ditch you're in, now you're just my jon dalkovich
Yo, you can ask me, the truth about s.eun osewa, is he truly the illuminati?
No, he's something like the atheist guy, bro, i'm moving nasty
mood is ghastly f.uck your life enter my zone let the fungus strike you've been inducted to the hive

Okay!

Feed on these...
U some Lil brat looking for some little diss... Benevolent I am, here's your wish...

Acting all dog like and wants to be treated queenly... But I urge you girl, listen keenly... To be a queen, u need a kingdom and what leads that word... Gotta to ask though...
What you angry for? Some assault, molestation or whatever the fuckword English done produce that births these aggression? Gotta give you some credits Tho cos u chose to stand up...
Buh take a chill pill girl, there's a beast on rampage...
This is Chinex... Return of the sage...
Remember it's a jungle out there and I am the king........ Simba



*ROARS*