@tyty
whenever ur spirit stop disturbing the city.

haloooooooooooo

i disagree mike is romade

@poster
which one is d topic

@tyty
my ancestor u try ohhhhhhhhhh

@olu
tatafo u r in love with clems abi
b4 this spit dry 4 ground pick pin

@poster
it simply means u not matured enuf to know
when u are 18 let me know i will tell u

but dont talk to boys they might teach u blablabla

clems,tyty,romade
before i open my eyes all of u should knee down and raise up ur hands

@mykali
u too madam mykali
@shola
dey send u,

@TYTY
wat do u pple want my babies for oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,leave me naaaaaaaaaaaaa

pomade who tell u?

SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

1. Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to lights, darks, whites, man made or natural.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If husband is seen along the way cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.

3. Look at womanly physique in the mirror and stick out belly. Complain and whine about getting fat.

4. Get in shower. Look for facecloth, arm cloth, loin cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

5. Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lamprey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. Wash hair again with Cucumber and Lamprey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.

6. Condition hair with cucumber and lamprey conditioner with enhanced natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.

7. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw.

8. Rinse conditioner off hair taking at least 15 minutes to make sure that it's all come off.

9. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.

10. Scream loudly when husband flushes toilet and water loses pressure and turns red hot.

11. Turn off shower.

12. Squeegee all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of small African country.

13. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.

14. Check entire body for remotest sign of spots. Attack with nails and or tweezers (if you can find them).

15. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If husband is seen, cover up any exposed areas and then rush to bedroom to spend hour and a half getting dressed.

SHOWER LIKE A MAN

1. Take off clothes while sitting on bed and leave them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to bathroom. If wife seen, shake knob at her while shouting "Way Hey!!"

3. Look in mirror and suck in gut to see your manly physique.

4. Admire size of knob in mirror, scratch bollocks and smell fingers for one last whiff.
Get in shower.

5. Don't bother to look for wash cloth, don't need one.

6. Wash face.

7. Wash armpits.

8. Laugh at how loud farts sound in the shower.

9. Wash bollocks and the surrounding area.

10. Wash arse, leaving hair on soap.

11. Shampoo hair but do not use conditioner.

12. Make Mohican hairstyle with shampoo. Pull back curtain to see self in mirror.

13. Piss in shower.

14. Rinse off and get out of shower. Fail to notice water on floor because shower curtain outside bath for whole shower time.
Partially dry off.

15. Look at self in mirror, flex muscles and admire size of knob (Charlie) again.

16. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on floor.

17. Leave bathroom light and fan on.

18. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, grab knob, go "Yeah baby" and thrust pelvis at her.

19. Put on yesterday's clothes

i saved mine as BABY and he saved my name as MY QUEEN

i have friends who save theirs as HEARTBEAT and BACKBONE

okay that is right,

Wande charcoal is a hottest musicians nows in nigeria.
i lovely his sings called bumper is bumper
i knowed the lyriced from begin to ends.

should me sings it?

is who is revives my favoriting threaded??
*i is happied*

nairalanders wey no get work una HEAD (studio43) they invite una for e small brother ONE YEAR birthday mk una buy una own ballon, sweet and chwing gum dey for una,running around chair game dey,best dancer game dey and so on and so forth.so take ur kids or ur younger ones 4 d party,

FEBRUARY 3RD IS GONNA BE HOT
TIME: 12PM-2PM.
PLS BE PUNCTUAL

y u dey talk anyhow,na u dem slap because u no fit differentiate between old and new jokes

na wa o
d last daughter was gabby

i smoked wee throughout

stale

pisss to u
cayon

where my name for the list naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

its not ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

more more morest

so sorry showbobo
pls accept my sympathy.
infact take my sympathy

hahha

iyasa

iya why r u kissing by this time of the day

old