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Mhizkel:
All true. I can testisfy to No.2
Though not a business tycoon, but an artiste.
Wizkid's cousin who actually is my casual friend.
The rate of which ladies flock around him is so annoying all because of his status. And the clown even use that as one of his wooing lines like "Hey! I'm Wizkid's cousin, you know?"


The feather brained ladies also get carried away with the gliberish and wack line. Funny thing is; they named him "WC" (Wizkid's Cousin)

***gibberish***yes....****gliberish****no****

Today is my bday guys....show me some love...

Cutehector:
Hmm


10: I can't convert to my Husband's church!

For me this should have been number 1.

Quite inspiring..he needs to be encouraged.

BlackPeni5:
Shameful from the government to say the least. After working hard and paying your taxes, government will still take your money just because you decided to put it in the bank. Clearly, the helpless government is clueless on how to diversify the economy.

Wetin concern stamp duty and my money...abi banks don turn NIPOST

According to the write up...they don't charge on self to self deposit.

sandrajazmin:
He was wrong yes!
Lets learn 2 tamper justice wt mercy
If men were God, hmmmmmm!

Let's allow God judge sometimes

Wetin u wan tamper with this kind disgusting news?

One word...

WONDERFUL!!!

Mobile Garri (Soakiz)...


Just start small...this is 2016...don't give room for excuses...the earlier the better.


Lalasticlala have you heard about this business?

bestestgirl:
Nice!!! but wait o! You've been with her a long time, she decides to do a project using your face and titles it 'Divorce'
Aren't you worried?

Exactly my thought...

Intrepid01:
Guy you have to wise up..........I met a lady around August last year in a bus, my car had an issue and had to follow bus. I was not even in the mood to chat, she started it all, admired my shirt and all that stuff. We got talking from there and she seemed nice & friendly. That was how all the rubbish started.........I asked to take her out, she agreed and said she preferred Ozone center. We went to ozone center, she insisted on eating before the movie ( note, I went to pick her from her house and she's been at home since morning). To my surprise, she did not eat the chicken on the rice and opted to take it home (mogbe!!).... She started behaving stupidly after that day...asking if I could drive her to her colleagues birthday at Oniru, I stylishly turned her down. The following week my fone's screen got damaged and I couldn't call or access my contact. This babe did not call me once for two weeks thruout the period my fone was bad.

I did not waste my time, I got the message CLEARLY and moved on. I saw her afterward and acted like have never seen her before. I could see the surprise on her face. Before you turn me to maga I will dump you bin.

It is so sad that Ladies have turned to be something else, even the working class ones.

I just dumped another one last week when I realized all she wanted was money and food whenever she comes around. This one stays with her parent but even if she's leaving my house at 10 pm she expects me to take her out and buy something for her. They are just gluttons.

My advice to you is this...never should you profess love or intention to date to any babe until you've been friends for sometime. Just stay as friends for a while, assess her and confirm if she likes you too before making your intention known

You dude...my kind of guy...thumbs up!!!



Nobody should blame the girl...she gave him the rejection signs on time but he still insisted...so he deserved what was served.

Girls are the most confused set of specie on earth...u don't kill yourself for some 'holes' meeeehnnnn!!!

When you see the serious and futuristic ones...you will definitely know!!!

KashyBaby:
This is another disgusting case! this man shud be sentenced death.

U know talk am well...



He shud be sentenced to death by cutting...while still breathing every part of his body will be cut into pieces

Him done try....he shud jst retire....he is one of the easily sacked coaches in d world ever snc he left 'walk alone people'

Ali my guy...


D only dude dat maintains originality!!!


Respect Sir!


Beautiful wife...nice combo!!!

korel9:
Stale



The Op must have taken same weed to think this is funny

U stole my space..stole my time and at d same time stole my quote....dem send u?

So so so so staled

Erukumakanaki:
Smh

Unfaithful Hoes everywhere mehn

Is it hoe or hole?

buygala:
The heart of a woman, even all humans, is very unfathomable, indeterminate and uniquely configured

Sometimes the lady herself does the exact opposites of all the op has mentioned, thinking she 'loves' the guy...and then another dude comes into her life, who then makes her realize She has been shortchanging herself all along

Also, humans are genetically wired to react differently to complex feelings such as love.... While some unreservedly show their affection to the object of their love, some others just naturally lack that energy to act all lovey-dovey and stuff .... It isn't pride or selfishness... it's just who they are

Point I am trying to make is... People display 'love' in different manners.... The fact that John's girlfriend shows her love for him by talking with him all through the night on Mtn Extra-cool and getting all busybody and stuff about his family and business doesn't mean your own Juliet should do same... THERE ARE A MILLION AND ONE WAYS OF SHOWING AFFECTION.... PEEPS SHOULD LEARN TO UNDERSTAND THAT

U jst ministered to me....my gal is d type dat finds it difficult holding hands talk more of crossing ur hand arnd her neck...she's d extremely shy type...but one thing is for sure..her love flows naturally... jst dat she hates public display of affection.

zaragal:
I am a shameless, jobless pathetic she goat. I don't have common sense @ all....I am looking for who will make me get used to my prostitute nature on a public faceless forum. how on earth do I live without a common sense?? ...have I got brains @ all or its jst dat disgusting expired milk I got filled up in a rotten can I call a brain and a head??...I better mind myself....I will mind myself before my awkward life gets worse...cus I am startn to hate my miserable life!!!...I am an idiot!!!

Chai!!!!! Its a pity....ndo!!!!

zaragal:
I am a frustrated bas*tard....I am here again....

Na u go tire....as far as u r zaragal....i go make u worthless for here.

zaragal:
jst passing bye ...one advice!! NEVER RUSH INTO MARRAIGE YOU MIGHT RUSH OUT and by den u will be 50 and divorce...check which is worse. and has more stigma. take ur tym ....let GOD lead before u make a move....i said one word..already made a two sentence

Look at this foooo...lish tribalist giving out advise as if she knows what she's typing...odemu!!!

Adasun:
Alampasu

A woman that has body and mouth odour is a solid turn off for me...I don't give 2nd chance on such people....cause most girls are naturally lazy and hardly bathe well.


My body maintenance is like a daily ritual for me...I hate dirts talk more of a dirty lady...


If a lady has mouth and body odour...how will the house scent when she's on her p?

Okocha's Caterer....

Nothing dey happen....na wetn man fear dey trouble am.

Airforce1:
Thats what happens when the wife becomes the husband of the house.

Receive sense!!!!!

sugarvallly:
shes my namesake

Why na?


Plz, change ur name...dat gal is possessed.

One word.......LIFE!!!

lolu007:
What kidda noise is this now.. if you wanna insult each other abeg take it somewhere else.. Let's keep this thread sane pls

No vex bro.....


But dat zaragal head been no correct...jst wntd to default it for her.

lexiconkabir:
nawa 4 u o, must u bring up old issues to another thread?

Just wntd to make sure dat dat stuuuupid zaragal pays for her untamed tongue....

Jalinco:
Did she attack you? But you too dey follow girls too much, your profile shows you are following 23 people out of which 18 are girls

LOL!!!!! So u go dey count my followers....


Don't mind dat idddiiooott called zaragal.....shes a slow poke....her days on Nairaland r numbered.

NOBODYY:
Shitsun27 Chisun27 your ass ran away??

Mumu.....i weep for ur parents.


I feel dia pain as well.