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Education / Re: Common Lies Lecturers Tell Female Students Especially. by Chivee(f): 5:25pm On Apr 30, 2015
tayork:

You are right but there is this way girls use now to be a virign back, tho blood will not come out, so guys wunt run away
Smh! Nawa oh.. God go help us
Romance / Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Chivee(f): 12:39pm On Apr 30, 2015
YoungWiseCash:
I haven't woo any girl in my life. Things just work out naturally for me. Most of days girls I ha cryd encounter with were my young sis girlfriends.
oboi trust me I De guilty of that one b4. No doubt this is quite an eazy and effective method of getting girl friends. However there's a major problem with this approach especially where ur relationship with the girl ends "ugly" .
It mostly ruins ur sis' relationship with her gfs and u often end up taking d blame & may eventually receive a stern warning by ur sis 2 stay clear of any of her friends hence forth cry
Romance / Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by Chivee(f): 12:29pm On Apr 30, 2015
adexmuhyi:
chai!!! On that fatefull day i found the very first girl in my life which really attracted me,,though we met through a little quarrel,,ever since we had the quarell,, i hav been seting my eyes on her but the courage wont just come to approach her,,one day i finally summoned up the courage to approach this lady letting her know i wana see her and of which she obliqued and we fix our meeting under a big mango tree in my hood @evening..evening came, buh due to the fear in me i couldnt show up there but instead hide in a nearby bush watching the poor girl waiting for the coward,,she later went without seeing me,,the next morning, we saw again and she blamed me for wasting her time, i pleaded again and i told her i am in a hurry to somwia so we fixed our meeting like the previous day and of which the samething also occured, she flared up the next day we saw and asked me jst to tell her what i really want from her,,chai!! See gbeg!! Omo i beg her ni o and we also later fix it like before but this time around i wasnt lucky @all because it was exactly when i was going to my hideout that we jammed eachother and @that time i have no excuse at all so as a man i jst started like this,,me; what is ur name,,, she;bolanle,,, me ; where do u live; quarry ,,,me; what class are u she; jss3,,me;what is the name of ur school; gateway high school me; okay nkan to sele ni wipe mokan like e ni mo de which wipe kajo wa together,,,she; owkay i will be tinkin bou it;;;omo as i discharge her like dys,,my own pass person weh escape for boko haram custody all ma pant and singlet don wet ehn, oga o
was really into ur story & going with the flow until u ruined it with a strange language. Haba! @least u for translate in bracket or something na..
Education / Re: What Kind Of Activities Can One Involve In To Increase One's IQ by Chivee(f): 10:25am On Apr 30, 2015
somegirl1:
Brain exercises - Take different random aptitude tests online from time to time. Check solutions, if available, to questions you answered incorrectly to help you understand the logic.
Also play strategy games.

Be in the know - Read extensively. Form a habit of reading more than just overviews, read entire articles.

Make intelligent friends. You subconsciously mirror people you frequently associate with. You must have friends who stimulate you intellectually and friends who challenge you intellectually. Choose quality over quantity.
You should also have few friends whom you stimulate and challenge intellectually as well. When you have people who look up to you, you challenge yourself.

Take your time - take time to analyze before responding. It's not about how quick you are to respond but how witty your response/ comeback is.

Give your brain and body more downtime. Stress and fatigue can adversely affect your IQ


Watch less Nigerian movies esp yorubawood movies. Some of the storylines are so silly and predictable, they reduce your IQ.
Thank you so so much! Very rich & instructive

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Romance / Re: 5 Cities With Most RUNS Ladies by Chivee(f): 9:45am On Apr 30, 2015
adconline:

I kid u not!! PHC has more corners everywhere with more girls while Owerris has fewer joint and less population
eg Casablanca!!!grin
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Women Hate Each Other by Chivee(f): 8:01am On Apr 28, 2015
nkemdi89:

Why must you quote me and sound vulgar? Can young folks of today try to give a constructive criticism without being rude? Stop that please you can still pass your message without hauling abuses at anyone
Check my profile pics am a tom boy at heart no longer in d physical cos hv grown flesh, besides till now I don't relate wit my female colleagues cos there are many they do which I really don't flow in their way instead I prefer the matured mothers.your female friends can draw you back when they see u re going faster than me but men will encourage their fellow men.I hv a twins sis so I hv a best friend already.
hmmmmmm
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Women Hate Each Other by Chivee(f): 7:59am On Apr 28, 2015
nkemdi89:

Why must you quote me and sound vulgar? Can young folks of today try to give a constructive criticism without being rude? Stop that please you can still pass your message without hauling abuses at anyone
Check my profile pics am a tom boy at heart no longer in d physical cos hv grown flesh, besides till now I don't relate wit my female colleagues cos there are many they do which I really don't flow in their way instead I prefer the matured mothers.your female friends can draw you back when they see u re going faster than me but men will encourage their fellow men.I hv a twins sis so I hv a best friend already.
can't help but admire u so much not just for your person and maturity but for what u stand for. I must say I was relieved tho to find that you're tom-boy strictly on d inside. wink
Education / Re: Common Lies Lecturers Tell Female Students Especially. by Chivee(f): 7:29am On Apr 28, 2015
tayork:
Nice write up.. this is so true, but i hardly blame this ladies. Most of them will think, I have sex wit my boyfriend and yet I see nothing or gain nothing so what will be the big deal have sex with a lecturer for A's so the main thing is that if a girl is not decent,she is not decent, forget lecturer parol
my brother! I can't agree more oh. Such girls with no sense of dignity & respect for their bodies are typically gf materials because dem De spread d legs easily. When dey start to talk marriage,guys de usually run because its unthinkable how many men dey may have known intimately in there life time. A great turn off & intact deal breaker
Literature / Re: INSEPARABLE - A Story About Friendship by Chivee(f): 11:18pm On Apr 27, 2015
Oyinprince:
Chapter Twenty six will be rounded up 2moro, the story will end at Chapter thirty, make sure you don't miss any episode. cheesy


Thanks once again for all your birthday wishes smiley
Hello Mr. Oyin.
Has this work been published?
I just recommended this novel to a friend in the u.k. and she's asking how she could order or buy either an e-copy or hard copy. Thanks

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Literature / Re: INSEPARABLE - A Story About Friendship by Chivee(f): 3:11pm On Apr 27, 2015
Such creativity and imaginative prowess is top notch.
A Huge Congrats to a SPECTACULAR writer on this special day of your life.
Many more years of good health, wisdom, success and wealth..

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Politics / Re: Group Worried About The Influx Of Ex-Governors Into Senate by Chivee(f): 10:49am On Apr 27, 2015
frodobee:
It is part of change. The governors are changing.
How will you like PEJ to be a member of the senate? Ditto Remi.
LMAO @ PEJ becoming member of the senate.
People go turn "Senate 109"the most watched program in the history of Nigeria.
Nigerians go De watch am pass Telemundo

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Romance / Re: Her Lover Of Over Four Years Just Broke Up With Her; Please Advise Her by Chivee(f): 8:57am On Apr 27, 2015
lalasticlala:
UPDATE

OK my dear. Don't know if you read my earlier post. I sent that before seeing this one. I urge u to read it again. And though I was neither here nor there in my advise, I think I have a clearer picture now.. So With this newly shed light, I can confidently advise that u move on.
Though very rarely, I've seen couples who have crossed the religion-barrier and taken things to the next level. So if he doesn't consider this relationship important enough for both of u to jointly overcome any challenges and hurdles that come with inter-religious union, then u need to take him seriously. I see God's hand here. I believe a better and more suitable person is somewhere out there waiting. Atleazt be grateful too that he mustered the courage to be so plane & honest with you. Though its such a shame that he is just realising this fact after apparently wasting 4precious years of your life. Move on my dear. Life is filled with ample opportunities. I'm pretty sure you're an awesome person. Else how did he take interest in you in the 1st place. Your worse enemy right now is "Mr. Emotional attachment". He's like a cancer.He is very stubborn and likes to linger on by messing with your mind and making u feel mentally and psychologically dependent on a mere "flesh&bone". My dear.. The cure for this a multi-phased plan.
It starts with the period of grieving. This for me is the hardest part yet most important cos its necessary for healing. This does not mean you should stay in depression 24/7. Find an activity that'll distract u alil. Trust me It gets a lot easier as time goes on. A time will come when you'll look back, wonder what you were thinking and can't help but laugh over everything.
Lastly and most importantly you need to keep reminding yourself of the fact that u have always been a self confident, elegant and beautiful person. No one can change that. Love yourself first
Politics / Re: Buhari's Victory, Not A Popular Mandate - Northern Statesman by Chivee(f): 6:57am On Apr 27, 2015
theV0ice:


What percentage of the population voting makes a vote popular? 12% voted in 2011 even with 4million multiple registration which inec weeded out this year.

When next you wish to bleat on a public forum, at least get those who know to educate you. MKO Abiola had 8million votes in 1993 while Tofa had 6million. Nothing landslide about it but the political commentators didnt bleat about it not being popular because unlike you, they understood what a popular vote meant.

Concerning spread, if the goons who went on a shooting spree in the SS had been reined in by brother Jonathan and his enforcers, surely Buhari would have gotten more votes than what your ogas choose to allocate him. If also the desperate rigging witnessed in the SE which even APGA, a PDP subsidiary couldn't stomach, the results would have been different.



Spot on! Or as some will put it. Gbam!

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Victory, Not A Popular Mandate - Northern Statesman by Chivee(f): 6:50am On Apr 27, 2015
ShowYourCertificate:
Who said it's Buhari's fault? You guys are so brainwashed that you can't comprehend simple statements anymore. SMH.
smh
Literature / Re: INSEPARABLE - A Story About Friendship by Chivee(f): 10:43pm On Apr 26, 2015
Love this.....

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Romance / Re: Her Lover Of Over Four Years Just Broke Up With Her; Please Advise Her by Chivee(f): 9:52pm On Apr 26, 2015
My dear take a Cue from GEJ
Ur talking about only 4years.
This guy was in "it" for 6good years before Nigeria Dumped him.
Yet he demonstrated resilience and political maturity in conceding.
Tho in his case he did not treat her(naija) right. grin just kidding.
But on a serious note, its hard to advise someone when u're not clear on the exact circumstance surrounding the relationship in question.
Who was at fault? Was it trust issues? Or a distraction, like the dude having interest in another woman? Did his feelings for her start to wane for some known or unknown reason? Could she have unknowingly been the cause? While its important that she reflects on all variables with a view to underztanding exactly what went wrong, I'm also aware that this experience invariably HURTS. I always advise ppl in these shoes to move on, give themselvez a break (from relationships)and focus on developing themselves. Yes its actually easier said but its doable. Only takes some courage and will. The reazon for this advice is that most of the time, ppl who somehow manage to makeup again after a break up hardly ever get things on track anymore. Cos by now d damage had already been done and things would never really be the same with the victim as there's already been a major breach of trust. Since the "heart breaker"(sorry to say) could disregard the time(years)& commitment, precious moments shared,effort, and resources invested into the relationship and still go ahead in such a "cold"& brutal manner to subject him/her to such emotional affliction, then there's every chance that he/she could do it again. And from my personal experience and the drama i've had to witness of many such partners in this struggle, this(breakup-makeup-break-up)keeps going on in circles to the frustration of the couple & mostly ends badly anyway. So why not look ahead, bite the bullet and take the bull by the horn once and for all and save yourself further pain in the future.
In a case where it had to do with one of the parties cheating, it plays out alil differently. Where the lady cheated; it is almost always unforgiveable for men. There's a far better chance with the women coz dey are stronger emotionally in this regard and can more easily forgive such. On the other hand,men's wiring & thinking process makes it a lot harder for them to swallow,no matter how hard they may try to.
But as I said, I believe every case is unique in one way or the other. Therefore it still really depends on the circumstances surrounding their story.
If she thinks there may be a good chance that she could win him back, then she should go for it. At least to gratify her HOPE.
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Be A Weird Nigerian In 10 Simple Steps by Chivee(f): 7:59pm On Apr 26, 2015
okooloyun1:
D topic is weird
]As in ehn!? Found it alil weird but I must say, I hold some respect for such people. Gets to a time when Conventional becomes monotonous. I have an aunt who's guilty of 7.
And as for Cunnilingus. SMH
Travel / Re: Tell Us The Best Places To Live In Nigeria And Why by Chivee(f): 7:24pm On Apr 26, 2015
plateau State
Jos is largely a well planned city with good roads, industries, and lots of good infrastructure. Its blessed with nature, rocks&hills, wildlife and beautiful land forms.
I need not say much about the WEATHER. Jos weather is next to non in the country. It is cool(a little chilly) for most of the year but be warned that it gets extremely cold in the harmattan periods.
Cost of living is fairly low. Food(meat, fruits, vegetables, grains)and other farm products are not only affordable but in abundance. Thanks to the high level of agricultural activities encouraged by fertility of soil & a generally favourable environment for this purpose.
The indigenes of the state are not an exception in terms of richness of cultural heritage. They are generally known for simplicity, friendliness and hospitality. Though some may argue that a considerable chunk of them are religiously intolerant oweing to spates of violence and insurgencies that have marred the peace in some known areas of the state in the recent past.
My assessment of this state is majorly based on my knowledge and experience of Jos-south and parts of jos-north L.G.A's because i've not gone beyond these Areas

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Politics / Re: Like Obasanjo Like Buhari? by Chivee(f): 6:42pm On Apr 26, 2015
Kolade354:
God is the Supreme Being.......If you are an atheist that is your own problem son.
GBAM!!!!
Politics / Re: Like Obasanjo Like Buhari? by Chivee(f): 6:40pm On Apr 26, 2015
Kolade354:
Honestly i still dnt knw wat this boy is driving at, the aim of this thread is still unclear to me..............If Buhari fails,Barcanista and the whole of nigeria fail also, Praying for him to fail wont do you any good either.
can't.help but agree with u that this thread.carries the tone of "I pray he fails" just so that my predictions turn out right. Smh. The love of country should override every other interests
Family / Re: Who Is To Blame? by Chivee(f): 11:34am On Apr 26, 2015
Chizzy20:
option D should b exempted frm dat list..cos some men re real dogs..dat no mata hw beautiful, luvin, caring, submissive dier wives myt b to dem..dey cant stay without cheatin...it only takes d grace of God to get a faithful husband...
Gbam!
However, you'll have to agree with me that. there are a few cases where Wives play a key role in their husbands' infidelity. I have seen such cases

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Politics / Re: Buhari Warns Family Members Against Corruption by Chivee(f): 9:49am On Apr 26, 2015
olalat:



Did u vote for him, why putting hope in what you don't believe in. Leave comment for 15m of us that voted and believe in him.
Gbam!!!! U've just made my day.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Warns Family Members Against Corruption by Chivee(f): 9:36am On Apr 26, 2015
Gidipal:


you already believe nigeria is a failure then what the hell do you still want with us..

Stupid ass nigga your family and generations will fail not Nigeria
guy I De feel u die. Wish I could see u in person to give u a very warm handshake. The way some people think just leaves me wondering whether dey're alright upstairs or whether its just d intense hate, bitterness & frustration in them talking

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Celebrities / Re: Singer Asa Flaunts Her Boyfriend [PHOTO] by Chivee(f): 8:01am On Apr 25, 2015
Put seriously what's the exchange of words & trading of insults all about? Is it even worth it?
This 'Asa' of a person whom you're 'trading abuses' over is enjoying a blossoming career & a fulfilled life & is totally oblivious of our existence.
However I believe every body is entitled to his/her opinion about how they feel about any artist. Be it about physical looks, their personality or their talent
Education / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by Chivee(f): 9:22am On Apr 24, 2015
Till date, I really don't understand the biology behind this experience I had during my 1st and only JAMB sitting sometime in 2004.
My subject combination included maths, physics and chemistry and at my exam centre(which was command sec sch at a barracks) and supervised by soldiers, we were sternly warned against the use of calculators. So for those of u who know how tough jamb maths(which is further maths) and physics which all involve a lot of calculations are, then you can imagine how time-consuming those papers were.
This seriously slowed my speed and you won't believe that as at the time the military man said "15 more minutes to go", I was only through with English and half way through the maths. I lost my composure from that moment, my hands were shaking so violently that it was difficult to even grip my pencil to shade properly. By now I was sweating all over and in what seemed like 2mins from the time he said "15mins more", I heard him say '5mins more".
Believe me or not dear nairalanders, that on hearing the 5-more-mins announcement, I felt in my groin what seemed like the best sensation I had ever felt in my entire being. This was accompanied by a warm wet feeling inside my jeans trousers. I reiterate that this is not some ficticious story i made up in an attempt to be funny or naughty. I "ejaculated" right there in my seat. And as for the rest of the unshaded/unanswered questions, I did random shading or what we popularly know as "tick and go" or in this case "shade and go". As I said earlier, I'm still mystified till today as to what triggered such strange reaction in my body. I'll just leave that to the medical experts

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Politics / Re: David-west To Okonjo-iweala: Buhari Doesn’t Need Your Advice by Chivee(f): 8:05am On Apr 18, 2015
AhmedMustapha:
I believe Dr Iweala is a practical economist in her own right and one of the brains this country has produced in her field, I only feel the system she met doesn't permit her kind of policies with the ravaging corruption in the country. She should have just resigned at least as a matter of principle but it seems the system she was supposed to conquer, conquered her and she is now seen as one of those who took part in the carting away of the country's resources in the last four years. She really has a lot of image remaking to do.
You're on point..I don't need to comment anymore.
Romance / Re: Attitudes Guys Display When They Have Been Lured, Duped & Dumped By Gold Diggers by Chivee(f): 7:23am On Apr 18, 2015
Well kinda guilty of all but one...
Even if the existence all the women on earth came to a screeching hault, I would rather remain celibate than resort to "homosexuality"..
Can't even stand the thought.. *#PUNNANY#* is just the SH*T!!

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Crime / Re: Naval Officer Mistaken For A Robber, Lynched In Abuja by Chivee(f): 9:10am On Apr 16, 2015
bright007:
I blame Buhari for this

all e-buharist who are pained because of my opinion should jump into the nearest lagoon.


that was how you blamed GEJ for your wife not getting pregnant , for the scorching heat of the sun as well as your food passing getting stuck in your colon.



what is sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander
kissI blame Buhari for this

all e-buharist who are pained because of my opinion should jump into the nearest lagoon.


that was how you blamed GEJ for your wife not getting pregnant , for the scorching heat of the sun as well as your food getting stuck in your colon



what is sauce for the goose is sauce for
the gander
i'm sure you also blame Buhari for the mob killing of the ALU four
Health / Re: Combating Halitosis by Chivee(f): 6:55am On Apr 12, 2015
I really need to share this with my cousin and if possible take him to see a dentist. Any idea on how much a thorough dental polishing would cost?
Also I was wondering,
Could gum disease also result in this condition?
Car Talk / Re: Factors To Note Before Buying A Car by Chivee(f): 11:20pm On Aug 31, 2012
What is ur assessment of a peugeot 406 coupe as regards fuel consumsion and spare parts??
Family / Re: Men Who Suffer In Silence by Chivee(f): 7:50am On Jan 28, 2012
I quite agree wf jay bee, Think it has more to do "Emotional Abuse". I've been a victim of that ones. It's unreasonable to view it at face value. Not many women are physically stronger than their man.
Education / Re: Nigerian College Of Aviation Technology Zaria Students- Lets Meet by Chivee(f): 10:18am On Dec 30, 2011
Compliments of the season pals. feels good to join this forum, My name is Vwos. I'm interested in Avionics Engineering course but have no idea about the admission process. I hope to enroll next year@(2012) and I will need any advise/help on how to go about applying. i have tried the online application severally but it seemed redundant. My email is chivwos@ymail.com. Thanks in advance and enjoy the season cheesy

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