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Computers › Re: Laptop Going for cheap|| 8gb dedicated AI||16GB ram||500gb SSD by Chiver(m): 4:10pm On Aug 03, 2025

Price?

Food › Re: Giant Monitor Lizard Or Alligator I Just Killed This Afternoon (photos) by Chiver(op): 5:23pm On May 03, 2022

toobusy:
This nairlander deserves an award,the first nairlander that doesn't eat weird things.

Thank you

I've never eaten weird meat before, and I don't think I want to grin

Food › Re: Giant Monitor Lizard Or Alligator I Just Killed This Afternoon (photos) by Chiver(op): 5:22pm On May 03, 2022

jeromeekugbere:
E cheap o, If that meat nor fetch like 10k for my place for warri here na small thing go komot

If he hadn't taken it, I'd have been forced to discard it. He later promised to balance me 1k tho

Food › Re: Giant Monitor Lizard Or Alligator I Just Killed This Afternoon (photos) by Chiver(op): 5:21pm On May 03, 2022

Hamzashaf99:
Its odd you're not eating it. That's not how it usually goes on Nairaland.

Ikr

Food › Re: Giant Monitor Lizard Or Alligator I Just Killed This Afternoon (photos) by Chiver(op): 3:37pm On May 02, 2022

adecz:

Well-done, oga killer❗️❗️❗️

Monitor lizard on the menu
for Sallah evening.

I support your efforts with
one carton. ☺️☺️☺️

On top something wey I no chop grin

I'm not a killer oo grin

Self defence cool

Food › Re: Giant Monitor Lizard Or Alligator I Just Killed This Afternoon (photos) by Chiver(op): 1:59pm On May 02, 2022

Chiver:
I'm currently negotiating with one of my neighbors who wants to buy it from me

He later took it for 1k

Food › Re: Giant Monitor Lizard Or Alligator I Just Killed This Afternoon (photos) by Chiver(op): 1:25pm On May 02, 2022

meobizy:
Where una dey see these things kill? Nairalanders live in huts.

You're also a nairalander, so where's your hut undecided

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Food › Re: Giant Monitor Lizard Or Alligator I Just Killed This Afternoon (photos) by Chiver(op): 1:12pm On May 02, 2022

Creamypie:
its perentie monitor, in my place, origin we call it ogborogbo. We don't harm it and it interacts closely with humans even coming at will meet you

You are right, it looks like a perentie lizard, but this says it is native to Australia

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Food › Re: Giant Monitor Lizard Or Alligator I Just Killed This Afternoon (photos) by Chiver(op): 1:07pm On May 02, 2022

I expected this animal to be moving slowly, buh it's actually fast asf shocked

Food › Re: Giant Monitor Lizard Or Alligator I Just Killed This Afternoon (photos) by Chiver(op): 1:06pm On May 02, 2022

Creamypie:
its perentie monitor, in my place, origin we call it ogborogbo. We don't harm it and it interacts closely with humans even coming at will meet you

it keeps trying to eat our chickens, so I had to kill it tongue

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Food › Re: Giant Monitor Lizard Or Alligator I Just Killed This Afternoon (photos) by Chiver(op): 1:03pm On May 02, 2022

Lalasticlala front page pls � grin

Food › Re: Giant Monitor Lizard Or Alligator I Just Killed This Afternoon (photos) by Chiver(op): 1:03pm On May 02, 2022

I'm currently negotiating with one of my neighbors who wants to buy it from me wink

Food › Re: Giant Monitor Lizard Or Alligator I Just Killed This Afternoon (photos) by Chiver(op): 1:02pm On May 02, 2022

Unfortunately, I don't know how to cook it or prepare it embarassed

Mah no lie, I no fit chop this thing grin

Food › Giant Monitor Lizard Or Alligator I Just Killed This Afternoon (photos) by Chiver(op): 1:01pm On May 02, 2022

I don't even know if it's a monitor lizard or an alligator (help me out guys grin

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It came yesterday to try and steal some chickens but unfortunately it slipped out before I could do anything sad

I was watching a movie today then suddenly I started hearing noises from the chicken cage
I immediately left what I was doing to check what's up, only for me to find it attacking the chickens.
I didn't relent, I did justice to it grin

View photos below

Phones › Re: Faceid Vs Fingerprint by Chiver(m): 8:08pm On Feb 08, 2022

I would always prefer fingerprint to face id cos of the various accessbility options that come with it

i mean, i can pick calls, turn off alarms, record call conversations and even take pictures and make security verifications using the fingerprint sensor

anyways, what do i know? undecided

Crime › Re: I Used The Stone Cold Neck Breaker On My Employee 6yrs Old Son :help !!! by Chiver(m): 10:26pm On Dec 17, 2021

The best thing for the OP to do now is to start pricing crutches, walking sticks and wheelchairs cheesy

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Cos u gonna need em when his father returns grin

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Romance › Re: Men Are So Lucky by Chiver(m): 10:12pm On Dec 17, 2021

All these is because of EVE grin

so blame Eve undecided

Romance › Re: I bleeped A Girl And Now She Won't Let Go Of Me by Chiver(m): 10:04pm On Dec 15, 2021

[quote author=HotDick post=108531652]As a sharp guy, I just banged nonsense out of her (for 5 times) in two Weeks, then dumped her and moved on.

and is this what makes u a 'sharp guy'?
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yo sick undecided

Romance › Re: Share Ur Experience Boarding Aboki Bike..... by Chiver(m): 7:40pm On Dec 13, 2021

I remember the day i was to go to meet someone. I had been told the fare was #200 or #250. But this aboki agreed to carry me for #100 not knowing he doesn't know the place, me sef no too sabi the place undecided

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After we don dey road for a while, the aboki begin dey para for me say shey we never reach there?say he no dey go again. He then dropped me huh

to cut long story shut, i spent close to #500 to retrace my steps and get to my destination sad

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what this experience taught me is to always carry a lil extra cash when going out grin

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Career › Re: Nairaland Needs An Upgrade To Allow For Direct Message. by Chiver(m): 7:13pm On Dec 13, 2021

Seconded

Health › Re: Help! I Got Bitten By A Local Dog by Chiver(m): 8:58pm On Dec 11, 2021

DoggoneDogg:
No mind dat mumuni.
Ekuke wey dey wack shit 24/7 naim owner wan go spend precious money to vaccinate.

Shebi na wen d owner even remember say him get dog. What rubbish.

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Fashion › Re: Get Your Beard Shaping Template Tool For That Perfectly Shaped Beard. by Chiver(m): 7:20pm On Dec 10, 2021

Photos

Family › Re: Man Narrates How He Found Out Daughter Was Not His by Chiver(m): 9:06pm On Dec 06, 2021

RoyalBoutique:
Mr man, just train her toll she's 18, then fvck the hell outta her, get her pregnant and marry her.

That's the only way to get back to your wife.

if this is what u think is the only way to get back at her, then am sorry to say but your mind's messed up undecided

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Nairaland General › Re: Saw This Snake On Our Way And We Let It Crawl Away (Pics, Video) by Chiver(m): 10:15pm On Dec 04, 2021

The OP is lying, he prolly just saw a snake crossing the road and decided to record it undecided

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 2nd December 2021 by Chiver(m): 6:58pm On Dec 02, 2021

Is it possible for both teams to lose undecided

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#ktbffh

Phones › Re: Null by Chiver(m): 7:32pm On Nov 29, 2021*

Romance › Re: Let's See The Wise Ones (photo) by Chiver(op): 9:30pm On Nov 25, 2021

Klevaclops:
It might not have been Rick tho

Maybe the real thief borrowed (jacked) Rick's car then returned it after the theft

Or it could be one of Rick's neighbors trying to frame him

I choose to differ from the crowd

Hmmm

Romance › Re: Let's See The Wise Ones (photo) by Chiver(op): 9:27pm On Nov 25, 2021

charlesdinho7:
NONE OF THEM WAS THE THIEF

Care to explain? undecided

Romance › Re: Let's See The Wise Ones (photo) by Chiver(op): 9:15pm On Nov 25, 2021

[quote author=PlayMaker14 post=107963485][/quote] grin

Romance › Re: Let's See The Wise Ones (photo) by Chiver(op): 8:44pm On Nov 25, 2021

PlayMaker14:
The werey dey disguise...

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