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Politics / Re: Former Head Of State Yakubu Gowon Meets With Governor Obiano In Anambra...photos by chiwetaluAGU(m): 6:50am On Oct 28, 2015
That slimy dunce has been juncating the four cardinal points of the zoo ever since the dullard rigged out our amiable and gentle father GEJ. angry
Politics / Re: Nigeria Under Buhari Will Be Better Soon – PDP Chief by chiwetaluAGU(m): 6:47am On Oct 28, 2015
He must be a looter trying to placate the maximum rulers not to look in his direction. angry
Nairaland / General / Re: Boko Haram: Support Military, BBOG Group Tells Nigerians by chiwetaluAGU(m): 6:46am On Oct 28, 2015
O! I see. They now want us to support the millitary? What changed? Why now? Why not continue with their previous style? Has the girls been found? O may be the killings has stopped.
When the hour comes, let us all remember our various roles.
USELESS COUNTRY OF HYPOCRITEs! angry sad angry sad
Politics / Re: Am I Missing PDP Already? by chiwetaluAGU(m): 6:22am On Oct 28, 2015
APC has squandered the confidence Nigerians had in them on the alter of SILLY PROPAGANDA and unnecessary dirty, sectional and winner-grabs-all politicking angry angry angry

Ale evu otele evu? APC jema je duu! angry

Lalasticlala avec la fontpage mon ami?

Make una no mind my poor frensh o wink grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Ban Eze Ndigbo Title Outside Igboland — Igbokwe by chiwetaluAGU(m): 5:54am On Oct 26, 2015
Nnewi amuo akalaogholi grin
Sports / Re: Chelsea Sacks The (chosen) Cursed One? by chiwetaluAGU(m): 7:25pm On Oct 25, 2015
Sack that Cvnt cool

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Politics / Re: Give Fayemi “grade A” Ministerial Portfolio, Fayose Urges Buhari by chiwetaluAGU(m): 6:21pm On Oct 25, 2015
politricks:
This man just like seeking attention. And only ddii.cckkss seek attention. Fayose are you a ddiicckk?
Thou shall not use the name DICKK in vain tongue
Religion / Re: There Are No Awkward Moments In Church, Do Not Go There To Attack Someone by chiwetaluAGU(m): 12:44pm On Oct 25, 2015
1/4 to being correct
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Obasanjo In Auto-crash, Condition critical by chiwetaluAGU(m): 10:08pm On Oct 24, 2015
stanleychimezie:
REPORTS coming in has it that former
president Olusegun Obasanjo is involved in an auto-crash along Lagos-Ibadan expressway.

Though as at the time of filling this report, we are unable to independently confirm but sources revealed his condition is critical and has been flown abroad for proper medical care.

http://savinggracereporters.com/headline/obasanjo-in-auto-crash-condition-critical/

RIP to the Chimpanzee cool

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Politics / Re: Igbos Are Not Biafrans. by chiwetaluAGU(m): 3:41pm On Oct 24, 2015
naijapips02:
Biafrans are just a sect(aibeit useless sect) . The igbos are not Biafrans. Nnamdi kanu himself proclaimed this in one of his broadcast.

So, if you ever want to insult biafrans, insult them as biafrans and not as igbomen.

Just like i would codemn boko haram members as boko haram members and not Hausas.

Please take note.

Headless Yoruba idle and lazy fowl!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Oyo CP Vows To Arrest, Prosecute Herdsmen With Weapons! by chiwetaluAGU(m): 8:39pm On Oct 21, 2015
Empty threat.
Politics / Re: If SARAKI Can Preside, Then AMAECHI Should Pass by chiwetaluAGU(m): 6:54am On Oct 19, 2015
Ilekeh:

No the cowdung is from Abia. Your point?
There's nothing left of Abia to govern.
Pure fact!

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Politics / Re: Cattle Rustlers Should Get Maximum Punishment – Emir Sanusi by chiwetaluAGU(m): 10:07pm On Oct 18, 2015
So should herdsmen who destroy people's farm thereby robbing them the fruit of their sweat!
Politics / Re: Why We Jailed Gen. Ransome-kuti – Army by chiwetaluAGU(m): 10:02pm On Oct 18, 2015
corwardly soja!

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Politics / Amaechi: Rights Group Raises The Alarm Over Death Threat To Member! by chiwetaluAGU(m): 9:42pm On Oct 18, 2015
Civil Liberty Organization (CLO), Rivers State chapter has raised the alarm over consistent death threat to one of its members in the state by people suspected supporters of the former governor, Rotimi Amaechi.

In a statement issued on Sunday, the group regretted that it was disturbed by the several threat messages and text to the director of media and publicity of the integrity group, Livingstone Wechie on issue suspected to be connected with the latter’s stand on alleged corrupt practices by the former governor while in office.

“Livingstone’s life is being threatened by faceless individuals believed to be agents of APC and Rotimi Amaechi’s loyalists. The threats may not be unconnected with the calls and petitions by the Integrity Group, calling for the removal of Rotimi Amaechi from the list of ministerial nominees on account of corruption following his indictment by a judicial panel of inquiry headed by Justice Omereji”, the statement alleged.

Jointly signed by Karl Uchegbu, Chairman, South South Zone of Civil Liberties Organisation and Styvn Obodoekwe Ag Zonal Admin Secretary, the statement said since the clamour for the prosecution of Rotimi Amaechi, the immediate past governor of Rivers state on account of corruption was taken to the Senate by the Integrity Group, Livingstone, the spokesman of the group, has been subjected to all manner of mischievous severe campaign of calumny, names calling and threats to his life.

“Strange callers have repeatedly warned him that he would be killed if Amaechi is denied the ministerial position on the strength of the weighty petition. We find it worrisome that Amaechi and his supporters in APC who anchored their campaigns on anti-corruption, could resort to threatening the life of somebody for exposing his corrupt practices”.

The integrity group, it said deserves commendation rather than condemnation for exposing corruption in the system, which ordinarily ought to be in line with the much trumpeted anti-corruption mantra of the present APC regime.

“What Amaechi and his supporters ought to have done would have been to exonerate themselves
from the corruption issue, rather than threatening to eliminate those who want him to give account of his stewardship. It is an irony that it is the same APC people who claim their regime is fighting corruption that are struggling desperately to impose known epitomes of corruption as ministers.

The human rights group however explained that the clamour for the prosecution of Amaechi on account of the looting of rivers state treasury and the selling off of public properties was in line with the good governance, accountability and transparency stance and drive of the organization.

It noted that the inclusion of Amaechi in the ministerial list in spite of his indictment by a judicial commission is a serious dent on the much trumpeted zero-tolerance to corruption of the APC administration headed by President Mohammadu Buhari;

Source:
http://dailyindependentnig.com/2015/10/amaechi-rights-group-raises-the-alarm-over-death-threat-to-member/
Nairaland / General / Re: Chewing Gum While Cutting Onions Makes You Not To Cry! by chiwetaluAGU(m): 5:47pm On Mar 04, 2015
DickDastardly:

100% and all the time cheesy
Ok
*runs off to buy yabas and chwin gum* grin
Experiment time cool
Nairaland / General / Re: Chewing Gum While Cutting Onions Makes You Not To Cry! by chiwetaluAGU(m): 5:44pm On Mar 04, 2015
Hmmmm
Op you sure this works? angry
Crime / Re: N561m Fraud: EFCC Arraigns Three Ex Bankers (photos) by chiwetaluAGU(m): 6:31pm On Mar 03, 2015
Ikuku kue afu ike okuko! grin
APC fraudsters gunning for election funding cool

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Crime / Re: Mob Beats Up Woman Found With Dead Baby by chiwetaluAGU(m): 9:28pm On Mar 02, 2015
Gini ka mmadu ji isi kotelu ndi odida anyanwua grin

Aaaaaaazu ikpukpu!

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Currently Being Rubbished On AIT (tune In) by chiwetaluAGU(m): 9:26pm On Mar 02, 2015
ozoigbondu:

Lets say the truth is one useless group like that.All anambrians knows the antics of this group but not their sponsors

By the way APC is dead in anambra state

Comming from you i'd believe it. But you can never be too sure with 'em broom wielding fork tongued APC serpents grin
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Currently Being Rubbished On AIT (tune In) by chiwetaluAGU(m): 9:21pm On Mar 02, 2015
ozoigbondu:


Is not APC it was sponsored by one group trying to create a rift between obiano and peter obi remember gej reconciled last month
Now dont kill my joy grin
I'd sleep better pinning it on that party of hopeless town criers called APC cheesy
Crime / Re: Police Arrests Woman Who Set Husband Ablaze For Refusing To Take Her Out by chiwetaluAGU(m): 9:16pm On Mar 02, 2015
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Politics / Re: APC Letter To Patience Jonathan by chiwetaluAGU(m): 9:15pm On Mar 02, 2015
wakacome:
yeah I gave up on your stupidity..grin grin
I take that as compliment grin
Now bow down and let the alpha hippo match your back cool

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Currently Being Rubbished On AIT (tune In) by chiwetaluAGU(m): 9:14pm On Mar 02, 2015
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Collynzo9:
The 'documentary' is centered around Peter Obi's defection to APGA despite his pledge never to leave APGA. They are showing series of occasion where Obi promised to remain in APGA till death including where he swore in the presence of Ojukwu.

Who is the sponsor of this program?
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APC always displaying scalar traits. Channeling illusional momentum towards no particular direction. cool
What position is Peter Obi contesting for again? grin

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Politics / Re: APC Letter To Patience Jonathan by chiwetaluAGU(m): 9:09pm On Mar 02, 2015
wakacome:
Sorry I don't like to spend more than 5 minutes talking to a hopeless mad cow on the streets of lagos......so I have to ignore you for now till when I am less busy
Means you gif up? I understand.
Gerrrrrrrrout ewu gambia grin

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Politics / Re: APC Letter To Patience Jonathan by chiwetaluAGU(m): 9:08pm On Mar 02, 2015
Sparrow13:

3 things you father wasted
1. Time
2. Strength
3. S.perm
Emesuo anwu angry.
You started it, now take ten paces.... cool

3 things your ashawo mother wasted.
1. Smelly cvnt juice
2. Greasy brown tangled pvssy hair
3. That short time that resulted in your accidental procreation.
grin

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Crime / Re: Calabar Prison Break: Prisoners Killed (graphic Photos) by chiwetaluAGU(m): 8:57pm On Mar 02, 2015
charly4tex:


Bros, abeg wetin concern Jesus 4 d mata na
Oponu ode. Bar jesus is different from jesus christ in the bible. Go church u no gree grin
Read bible wahala cheesy Na to dey sneak from brothel to brothel u sabi angry
Oya face front before mfia gi aka ose na otele grin

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Politics / Re: APC Letter To Patience Jonathan by chiwetaluAGU(m): 8:51pm On Mar 02, 2015
Ventura1:


Dunce! oponu apoda
Otu gbalie nneyi there cheesy cool

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Crime / Re: Calabar Prison Break: Prisoners Killed (graphic Photos) by chiwetaluAGU(m): 8:50pm On Mar 02, 2015
You did the crime and dont wanna do the time
Fvck the bar jesus cool
Agafu amaa ngwe mata onwu grin

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Politics / Re: APC Letter To Patience Jonathan by chiwetaluAGU(m): 8:46pm On Mar 02, 2015
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Ventura1:
Dear Patience Faka Jonathan,

How is everything going for you and the rest of the people in Aso Rock?

I write this letter in response to your statement, "We are not conductors so we don't ask for change". I just want to tell you that in the real sense of it, bus conductors do not ask for CHANGE. It is usually the passengers who ask for CHANGE.

Your husband, Goodluck Jonathan was chosen as the driver to convey Nigerians to their destination; PDP was appointed the conductor; and the Nigerian masses were and are still the passengers. As passengers, we had paid our bus fares in 2011 using the vote currency and now, we are asking, demanding for CHANGE as we approach our destination, 2015.

Oftentimes, bus conductors do not agree to give the passengers their CHANGE easily (at least not without a fight or exchange of words ). Like the bus conductors we know, PDP does not intend to give us the CHANGE that is due us even when they know this is the right thing to do.

But we the Nigerian Masses (who live without basic amenities; who are unemployed; who do not feel secure at home and in public places; who have been designated as targets for shooting practice etc.) have decided to get our CHANGE from the conductor (PDP and Cabals).

You see the wind of change has so caught with you. This is why even you ought to vote for CHANGE.

Thanks for gathering your things as you prepare to quit Aso Rock back to Otuoke or Okrika, the choice is yours

Yours sincerely,
Lookman Alawaye Esq.
(A LEGITIMATE PASSENGER)

Source: https://www.facebook.com/APCNigeria/posts/415728825271351
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APC
Senseless as always expected!
Party ndi abulu onu grin

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