₦airaland Forum

mariahAngel:
It begins with you.

Yea...I know

ahnie:
if you gift person...na crime ko?

No be crime ooo

Still hoping and waiting for my own Christmas Gift

iLegendd:
One more thing. I want to introduce you to my friend Daniel. Buy his course and your life will not remain the same financially.

Where is the link please

Happy Married life
More Blessings and Grace

[quote author=Uzomacharles post=96995842][/quote]Lmao

Uzomacharles:
Now you don grow finish na..

u dey show me levels

so sad

Chai
Kpele

Uzomacharles:
I know u sef...

u wey like play like mad

Na both of us that year na

hashtagged:
Better go and apply now o

No be only apply

jansonn:
Not really, requirements, just preference!! I feel if a lady has something to lose too in a relationship, she won't stress her partner much, hence...

Really cool tho

Wahala for who no meet all dz requirement

You should sent the money to your family and the blessings will go a long way for you jor

I have mine and my childhood was the best oooo

elantraceey:
Your case strong o

I just tire oooo

elantraceey:
Them nor serious. And I'm currently in Anambra.

Mine is in Anambra but I'm in Imo State and also have exam here on Monday
Thinking of forfeiting it

I received an invitation for the CBT test but I also have an exam on Monday morning and not in the same State

iLegendd:
Lol

You're always on my mind, Darling.

iLegendd:
I'm too stingy to give people money — I'm not a philanthropist yet. You can only get it if you win in a game I set.

I don't trust Nigerians with kindness — they'll turn you to a maga. Every month end, there are lots of people I pay. Why? Because I showed an act of kindness as God directed us to, but it has turned against me because I get a message every single month end to repeat what I did. I can't even escape it anymore because it has lasted for months or a year.

The smartest thing any Nigerian can ever do to avoid being turned to a maga or being called stingy is proclaim you're stingy and pretend to be extremely poor.

I said what I said above just to give you an insight of the trouble I have put myself in because of an act of kindness. I'm not even a working class self (I have never worked before in my life) and some don't even know my source of income.

Forming Mr. Kindness (just to obey the Bible) has incurred me lots of monthly expenses.

You no go remember me now bah

Jeffy1206:
you mean even when it shows 6gb I should do it?

Yes

Jeffy1206:
when I dialed the code it still show 6gb and they have been sending me messages for double. I no wan loose my money o

Loose your money ke
That's what I'm using tho

edoairways:
When they are offering 12gig for N1,500 per week

Okay

Classickj:
Pls does anyone have a cheap data code or plan for mtn or airtel......
Am running short of cash

Get a new Airtel Sim nd you get offer of 6gb for 1,500 valid for a month

adeboi1:
I have been ghosting jare.

Continue

adeboi1:
haaaa am not safe
lemme off my slippers and run o

I hear
Wia you go hide since na

adeboi1:


This one chizzy is smiling at me laidis

am I safe?

This one chizzy is smiling at me laidis

am I safe?

Yea yea

iLegendd:
The first challenge in my main post is void, so focus on the one below.

Options

A. Suicide
B. Deactivating my WhatsApp
C. Deactivating my Nairaland account (hard to do, but I'll try)
D. Information overload and trying to turn off everything SM till December 25th
E. Total detoxification from the Internet for a month or more (hard to do, but I'll try)
F. Total Isolation from humans till December
G. Marriage wahala — virgin

(Searching for a virgin since I'm a virgin too. It seems there is no single virgin like me in Nigeria — maybe, I should go to Ethiopia to look for a virgin wife)

All the above are true, except suicide, but they aren't in order of priority. Whoever can arranged them perfectly based on the way I prioritize the list in my head will get 5k card.

B
C
E
D
G