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Blessedmercy8:
Are you sure? Hope you no go mend me sha .

Funny enough, this my first time of coming across your moniker.

nope I no go mend u. This just a temporary moniker. My real moniker is on ban. I fight alot on nairaland

Moh247:
You no reach to mend me my brother so rest make you no chop wotowoto beating

48!!
Disembark!!

I promised to meñd moh247.
I do love to share a table with the following nairalanders
Obembet,jeon,fman,pwettylinda, blessedmercy8, Siofra,
Less I forget the kwaya ladies: candidlady and AishaDant

ahnie:
Joys of marrying a **better** man.
Not all those frustrated n bitter-lemon nairaland boys disquising as men

hahaha

Inside selfcon, you dey find roommate?

Shalommy:
After enough smashing! Chaii....

I swear

Ezebinaugwu:
Hahahahha oluku you don change mouth bi dat

akpa-amu! 9

Dan boroba!

fman:
i swear!!
Moh247 is next

For sure

obembet:
Well, anyway you reason or see politics, forgive me if I have offended you before

I wasn't expecting this!!
I expected you to fight back with words!
Don't let your emotions to grip you..
Don't tell me that you are fragile or perhaps a weakling..
What has come over you?
Don't make me believe you are getting Obidently dissident.. I guess u know the penalties..

African magic...
You dey find client.
Nice advert.

obembet:
I know what am saying dear, I didn't say that to insult anybody, I just want us to realize that politicians are one. I have see a family where father is a PDP ands son is APC. So I don't see reason to kill myself or lose my friend cos if them

shataap!!!!
U r only trying to score a cheap point!
This Niger delta girl.. what do you know about politics?
Will u get your sorry ass into the oza room!!, that is where u belong!

Ezebinaugwu:
Bet9ja shops still dey operate in anambara ooooo

u no like am?
iti

RIP Sir.

Try Reduce hand for [color=#0cc0d9]garri[/color] you don too drink am.

sheriffindy:
Stop being daft

stop hyping your mediocrity, it reeks in your mentions

Babara1994:
There's this lady I met on Tinder
She paid me a visit and slept over.
Here's the funny part:
After sex, she went on her knees and swore that she would never have anything to do with any other guy again. She gave me her phone and told me to block every other guy on her contacts, including her male friends

There is nothing dIck cannot do to a woman's brain.

strategy!!
Na her second phone she give you..

obembet:
Your mother

courtesy pls!!
This phone crazy lady, have you booked any appointments with a psychologist?
You truly deserve to be evaluated mentally!!

OkoRemi2023:
when someone with low IQ is your hero,

werrin concern you?

OnionBandit:
Just imagine the level of decay in the moral of this generation

shataap!!
Kparawo!!
Dan boroba

obembet:
Yabaleft is good for you mother while kirirkiri is good for your father.


Remember to vote Atiku 2023

i knew yoy will reply: in order for me to assess the level of your stupidity ratio!!
The ratio is 26.3^π and is extremely high...
You need immediate help . On your location, so that I can send an [color=#a066d0]Uber[/color] to pick you for psychological evaluation at [color=#b0009b]Yabaleft®[/color]

OkoRemi2023:
I pity the next surgeon that will work on your decayed brain

Pwettylinda is smarter than u!! Else u wouldn't be misquoting her.

lomprico:
Get a job

obembet will press phone on duty!! She once told me how she lost a job as a pump attendant @oando filling station along igando just because she was pressing phone, where a motorist who wanted to buy 2 litres of petrol, she mistakenly punched 22 litres on the meter.

oluwafynest:
if the only thing you do with your subscription is to chat in this 2022. Then you really need prayers

obembet needs [color=#c00099]Yabaleft ASAP!![/color]

obembet:
I don't think anybody in this great forum press phone than I do which I believe it as become something else. I can't stay 5 minutes without. Touching my phone.

I have my phone with me at all times and check it hundreds of times a day. From WhatsApp Message to Nairalander to Twitter and so on.

Please my great Nairalanders, help me, how can I reduce this attitude, it becoming something else.

this terrible Tinubu urchiñ, always seeking attention.... U need a mandatory psychologically evaluation!
I hereby suggest [color=#b90c00]Yabaleft®[/color] cos u are going [color=#bc6600]phone crazy[/color]

Pwettylinda:
You dey learn work for phone pressing lol

i swear