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Politics › Re: Alison-madueke: British Authorities Extend Dragnet To Persons Of Interest by chocolateme(f): 9:47am On Oct 07, 2015

nairalandist:
When she was stealing the money, she didn't slump. When she was stealing the money that men couldn't steal, she wasn't weak. . .

Sometimes I wonder how some Nigerian youths think.

Politics › Re: Alison-madueke: British Authorities Extend Dragnet To Persons Of Interest by chocolateme(f): 9:08am On Oct 07, 2015*

They should take it easy oo shaa, she is a woman and weak, I fear she may slump as she has been hospitalized for long. I never really liked her and these evils she has done but I don't want her to die or break down from heart attack. I will understand if you quote me negatively. By the way..

FTC
Chocolate cream

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Politics › Re: What Does It Take To Speak Like Buhari by chocolateme(f): 8:58am On Oct 07, 2015

Hmm

Romance › Re: Slim Ladies/fat Ladies, Which One Is Awesome Especially In D Bedroom by chocolateme(f): 6:58pm On Oct 06, 2015

PascalJ:
Gist me @chocolateme, which one be Dorathy.

na dis kin gist dey sweet u well well

Culture › I Need A Picture Demo Help Here by chocolateme(op): 6:54pm On Oct 06, 2015

My sister will be going for a very high serous audition on Sunday. Any small flaw you're out.
She was told that she would be appearing in an Edo cultural native attire.
Now I don't even know what their females complete attire looks like including the whole beads stuff and all. Not dancing costume, occasion or event costume kinda.
Another problem is where we have to hire them from. Please any clue? At least with a picture and how I can go about acquiring it? I am on Lagos. Thanks people

Jokes Etc › Re: This Will Make Your Day (photos) by chocolateme(op): 12:51pm On Oct 06, 2015

4X4:
BABE KEDU KWANU EBE INO ANOM NA ISLAND

a nom na inland

Jokes Etc › Re: This Will Make Your Day (photos) by chocolateme(op): 10:25am On Oct 06, 2015

4X4:
CHOCOLATEME ITS U THAT CAN MAKE MY DAY NOT THAT UGLY MONKEY PICTURE

lol

Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar Radiates In Eye-Catching Indian Inspired Accessories (Photos) by chocolateme(f): 9:51am On Oct 06, 2015

OnankpaBa:
dragging FTC will not give you Job. Get a life

yes my dear and quoting me here just landed you a good job, congratulations. kiss

Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar Radiates In Eye-Catching Indian Inspired Accessories (Photos) by chocolateme(f): 9:42am On Oct 06, 2015

DONSMITH123:
And how much were you paid for those 7 FTCs?

the same amount you were paid to always quote me and all the ladies on nairaland

Phones › Re: He Scammed Her Of 70k And Still Wants To Sleep With Her by chocolateme(op): 9:26am On Oct 06, 2015

DeeTus:
Hey, if your story is true, then it means the boy is a criminal and should be punished.

Hope your friend hasn't danced to his tune yet?

Also, you ought to have gone with her at first stage. You probably did not do well here.

i pray so hard that I will have an opportunity of catching this guy, u will see the rest of the gist here.

Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar Radiates In Eye-Catching Indian Inspired Accessories (Photos) by chocolateme(f): 9:19am On Oct 06, 2015

DONSMITH123:
Imagine this coming from her fellow woman? Why not appreciates God's creatures? She try abeg. If she no try, upload yours now!!!!!!!!

sir Don, her being my fellow woman should have nothing to do with my opinion of her attire because I love Allison Madueke but she is a scam.
Public media is not a place of sentiments especially of gender. Everyone must not like her attire, Enoola Badmus is a woman with nose ring and people must express their feelings since the person brought it out for public opinion. Naturally, guys should be the ones to adore this pix more than women. Pls donsmith, don't kill me for expressing my feeling over it ok? I had 7 FTCs yesterday and I appreciated a lot of women's pictures among them. Please don't quote me again over this lady matter unless there is something u are not telling me. kiss

I admit she is pretty but I dislike her Indian whatever. My picture is already uploaded even if say I no fine, u are still free to criticize it.

Phones › Re: He Scammed Her Of 70k And Still Wants To Sleep With Her by chocolateme(op): 9:08am On Oct 06, 2015

figoperch:
Lies. Of all ATMs within computer village, your friend had to go all the way to 'somewhere under bridge'. GTB, Fidelity, Skye etc dey within the village. On medical road, you have Zenith, Access and many more that are closer. Abegiiiiii. Leave matter for Mathaias jare.

If your friend can skip all these banks and go under bridge, she be real MAGA

dear I don't expect you to believe it, you really think that if she is very familiar with computer village that the guy would have succeeded in taking her to that ATM also advising her that she would get a bus from there too.

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Properties › Re: Architect And Builder,best Of Our Services At An Affordable Price,view Designs by chocolateme(f): 3:51am On Oct 06, 2015

Building a straight 10 rooms self con for rent on a students level with minimized space.. Ho much can be estimated? Straight rooms with it's little kitchen and bathroom. Estimates pls

Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar Radiates In Eye-Catching Indian Inspired Accessories (Photos) by chocolateme(f): 3:41am On Oct 06, 2015

Hmm.. Let me not start now.
Nne I magbuola onwegi na mma.
Gini bu nkaa?
If na so Indians dey take do am, oya naa.

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Phones › Re: He Scammed Her Of 70k And Still Wants To Sleep With Her by chocolateme(op): 3:38am On Oct 06, 2015

b0rn2fuck:
this tin happen to you! Sorry. Life is a lesson, the more we live, the more we learn.

not me, my good friend that comes to buy goods in Lagos.

Jokes Etc › Please Save This Dying Soul, He Needs The Priest's Number by chocolateme(op): 2:48am On Oct 06, 2015

Chelsea olee way huh

Jokes Etc › Re: This Will Make Your Day (photos) by chocolateme(op): 2:44am On Oct 06, 2015

4X4:
LOL HOW WILL THIS MAKE MY DAY

only your smile on seeing that picture has made your day already, trust me.

Nairaland General › Re: Bride Murdered Over Insufficient Dowry-daily Times by chocolateme(f): 2:37am On Oct 06, 2015

Hmm.. Bikonu, what are they doing with the dowry? Is there something else special about aside it been evidence that her family were and can be able to take care of the family's future financial issues?

Romance › Re: Slim Ladies/fat Ladies, Which One Is Awesome Especially In D Bedroom by chocolateme(f): 2:35am On Oct 06, 2015

tellwisdom:
Lets do something...Confidential betwn us

ok then, remind me in 2035 ok? We shall definitely do something by then ok? kiss

Phones › Re: He Scammed Her Of 70k And Still Wants To Sleep With Her by chocolateme(op): 2:32am On Oct 06, 2015

goldenruby:
He threatened to sleep with her. How did she contact him after the ATM incident... This part is confusing kindly clarify.

they already indirectly changed number when she was checking out the fone with his sim. That was even the first thing he did.

Jokes Etc › This Will Make Your Day (photos) by chocolateme(op): 2:24am On Oct 06, 2015

When you are the HEAD and not the TAIL.

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Romance › Re: Slim Ladies/fat Ladies, Which One Is Awesome Especially In D Bedroom by chocolateme(f): 2:02am On Oct 06, 2015

tellwisdom:
Can we try something to prove him wrong??

hmm!! Are you for real? Nobody prove him wrong in the first place. See this guy. shocked

Romance › Re: Slim Ladies/fat Ladies, Which One Is Awesome Especially In D Bedroom by chocolateme(f): 1:29am On Oct 06, 2015

All can be good except when extreme in the slimness or fatness but major motivation is the person's flexibility and and swiftness in movement. Not DORATHY if you know what I mean.
By the way, who told you that fat ladies must be more boobilicious and slim ladies must be less boobilicious ?

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Phones › Re: He Scammed Her Of 70k And Still Wants To Sleep With Her by chocolateme(op): 1:25am On Oct 06, 2015

jaxxy:
If she actually bot it in a shop there is now way she can be scammed cos shop owner have a lot to loose if they do dat and they can be caught easily via their shop and he wud have staffs working with him and other Fone there which she com confiscate till he returns her money. I believe she patronized d son of a chetaah(fast guy aka street guy). They are as terrible as robbers.

The only way she can get her money back is buy seeing d bastar.d by chance and calling d police there on him bt he may nt show up at d shop until a week or 2 bt he will surely re surface cos dats d only place he does his biznes. Can she identify him?

yes she can comfortably identify him even with closed eyes. Again the guy has a very unique features just for example, you see someone like Phyno in the midst of biggie, RickRoss, fat Joe, etc. that's exactly how easily identifiable he is. I really would update you guys if para venture he gets nailed because he must be nailed. I assured him that.

Phones › Re: He Scammed Her Of 70k And Still Wants To Sleep With Her by chocolateme(op): 10:35pm On Oct 05, 2015*

hatux:
Your friend na confirm mugun*no insults intended*
The only solution to the problem has been said by @idokojerry... Cos no matter how many times your friend visits the ahop , she's not gonna ever meet him and if fortunately she sees him there. Nothing she can, she could just let go cos it might also bring more harm to the lady.*my opinion*

tnx dear for your opinion, no offense taken dear.

but next time, simply post your opinion into the stream on posters ok? Quoting it it as a "mention" to chocolateme doesn't make it any unique than the other people's posts.
Hope you are good? Tnx dear

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Phones › Re: He Scammed Her Of 70k And Still Wants To Sleep With Her by chocolateme(op): 10:08pm On Oct 05, 2015

olumide81:
Swallow it or vomit it, the funny thing is that she may not have an investment of 50k all her life,not even hundred units of shares and u ran to the street of ikeja to buy a used phone for 145k. Thanks for creating a circular flow of income, at least that guy go pay rent, he go buy indomie and egg for area....

are you up to 18 yet? If not then go and read your book for your forthcoming exams. A business woman as written earlier on the thread eluded your sight and flew into the moon.

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Phones › He Scammed Her Of 70k And Still Wants To Sleep With Her by chocolateme(op): 9:19pm On Oct 05, 2015*

My friend came into Lagos to buy goods and decided to buy phone here before traveling back. Day before yesterday, she proceeded to the computer village Ikeja to get the phone, I should have escorted her.
On getting there as usual, dem boys crowded her urging that she should come buy from them (you know the drill) she eventually followed the one that helped her carry her hand load to his shop.
According to her, he showed her the iPhone 6 (gold) she checked it out and it was cool. They finally reached a price (145k) and she gave him 70k from her handbag and took him with her to around the under bridge area for ATM withdrawal, on getting there she started the withdrawal and suddenly the guy answered a call and told her that he wanna talk with a guy he pointed to across the road in a minute that he is coming.
He gave her the bag containing her phone and went off asking her to be fast as no one was in his shop. She finished the withdrawal and started waiting for the son of a python but he never showed up till today, she decide to go back to his shop to balance him and was wondering why he left the phone with her but on getting there, she met no one and that was when it occurred to her to check the phone.
My brothers and sisters, lo and behold! It was an over fake iPhone 6 but looks exactly like the original. But truly it was the original she first checked out. This one is sooo light.
Since yesterday the riff raff has been asking her to go down with him if she wanna get her money back giving different locations and venues to meet him. I told her its useless trying to catch him for now.

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Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Vs Seyi Shey Vs Uche Ogbodo:Who Rocks The Braids Best?(photos) by chocolateme(f): 8:42pm On Oct 05, 2015

mustiiz:
Haaaa wts dis language do u wanna sell us

yes that's the language of the gods

Politics › Re: The UK Seems To Be The Only Ones That Can Arrest Our Politicians. by chocolateme(f): 6:54pm On Oct 05, 2015

Because UK is UKara Mmadu, UKara mmuo

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Crime › Re: Names Of Those Arrested With Alison Madueke Unearthed by chocolateme(f): 6:50pm On Oct 05, 2015

Hmm!!
I know she would never want to go down alone.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: BGS Invites You For An Interview On Tuesday 06/10/15 At 161 Herbert Macaulay Way by chocolateme(f): 6:44pm On Oct 05, 2015

B.G.S : Be Grilled Services.
They will reset your original intention for going there and turn you to money donator.

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